Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 73 - 72 Little Merperson Friend_1

73: Chapter 72: Little Merperson Friend_1

73 -72: Little Merperson Friend_1

Xu Daguan picked up a bag of tomato-flavored potato chips, tore open the top, grabbed a handful, and started chewing loudly with a crunching sound.

“How much money is needed to join this group?”

Xu Daguan was curious.

“There’s no specific amount, but it’s got to be at least 100,000 yuan, right?” Qian Jiahui explained, “Or gift enough in one go!”

When Qian Jiahui had just started his senior year in high school, he broke up with his girlfriend.

Bored with nothing to do, he happened to come across Hua Yue Yu’s live stream.

He thought the hostess was pretty and personable, so he gifted 100 super rockets and was then added to the group.

Liu Yu had been listening to his roommates chatting.

He didn’t follow Hua Yue Yu and only glanced at her stream occasionally.

Unfortunately, although the hostess was cute, she had neither boobs nor butt, and didn’t dance either.

Liu Yu preferred those with good figures who wore skimpy clothes.

Hearing Qian Jiahui talking about how expensive it was to join Hua Yue Yu’s wealthy fan group, he was shocked, “You mean 100,000?

In yuan?”

“What, did you think it’s in Vietnamese Dong?”

Qian Jiahui laughed.

“Is there so much money?

Are there any benefits to being in the group?”

Liu Yu was a little excited and wanted to ask Qian Jiahui if he could sneak a peek at a couple of photos.

“Not a damn thing, what do you take Sister Fish for?”

Qian Jiahui frowned.

Forget about benefit photos, there are hardly even any personal photos.

The advantage of joining the group is being able to @Little Merperson and chatting and shooting the breeze together.

“Heh!”

Liu Yu didn’t speak, but in his mind he was thinking the word “Idiot.”

Spend over 100,000 and not see a hair, who’s the idiot if not you?

Ah!

These are the kind of people who become rich second-generation; fate really is unfair.

“How much have you gifted Hua Yue Yu in total?”

Xu Daguan was pondering how to turn this rich second-generation into his own patron.

“Never counted!”

Qian Jiahui was speechless, “Do I look like I’ve got nothing better to do than to track such things?”

“You’re awesome!”

Xu Daguan was convinced and gave a thumbs-up, see, that’s a real tycoon.

For him, a few hundred thousand is just peanuts.

Fang Mingyuan had no interest in female broadcasters, but upon hearing their discussion, he opened Shark Live and entered Hua Yue Yu’s live room.

He just happened to see the super rocket effects appear on the screen.

Three rockets in a row.

“Old Qian, is that ‘Money Burns’ who just gifted three super rockets you?”

Unlike Xu Daguan, who still didn’t know Qian Jiahui’s birthday, he called him Brother Qian.

“No.”

Mentioning this made Qian Jiahui gloomy; he was born with the surname Qian but never dared to call himself “Money Burns”: “I am Dream Hunter!”

Liu Yu wanted to laugh when he heard this ID.

What’s with this Mary Sue nickname?

“You’ve also gifted quite a bit!”

Fang Mingyuan saw the ranking of ‘Dream Hunter’; although not in the top ten, he was hanging within the top thirty.

“Just average!”

Gifting was a matter of mood for Qian Jiahui, who liked to make himself happy.

He casually opened the recharging page,

Ready to start tipping!

The screens of Fang Mingyuan and Xu Daguan’s phones immediately lit up with the special effect of super rockets blasting off, one after another without pause.

Ten in a row!

“Damn, a super fire, Brother Qian, you’re loaded!”

Xu Daguan was so envious he almost cried, ten super rockets, each one 2,000 yuan, and Qian Jiahui had just gifted them like it was nothing.

Fang Mingyuan glanced at Qian Jiahui, gaining a new understanding of his new roommate’s financial strength.

He tipped 20,000 yuan with such nonchalance, as if it was just a few yuan.

Liu Yu knew the price of a super fire, and hearing Xu Daguan say this, he was stunned and looked at Qian Jiahui unbelievingly, muttering “Idiot” under his breath.

“Brother Qian, come support my live stream tomorrow!”

Xu Daguan passed over the chips, “Here, a bag for Brother Qian, wishing you good health and a new bride every day!”

“Forget the bride, women are too much trouble.

When you stream tomorrow, just remind me, and I’ll gift a few rockets!”

Qian Jiahui was big-hearted, and it was his duty to support his roommate.

“Thanks, Brother Qian!”

Xu Daguan was about to receive some money, feeling that he also shouldn’t be stingy and needed to show off his wealth in front of his five new roommates.

Since Qian Jiahui liked Hua Yue Yu, he would tip her one rocket.

After all, he also thought the female host was good, so gifting wouldn’t be a loss.

After Xu Daguan tipped, the special effects came up during the live stream, and he immediately told Qian Jiahui, “Brother Qian, that ‘Mr.

Xu’ who just gifted Hua Yue Yu two rockets, that’s me!”

“I guessed it!”

Qian Jiahui nodded.

Hu Wenwu didn’t know much about live streaming, so he could only sit on his bed and listen quietly.

However, he was certain that the name Hua Yue Yu was the same girl they had dinner with that evening.

Because at the restaurant, those live streamer man and woman had called Hua Yue Yu ‘Sister Fish’, and it was because of her fame that Manager Fan had backed down.

“I hope Sister Fish uses this money to buy some high-end cosmetics, doll herself up nicely, and stream hard for everyone.”

Xu Daguan joked.

Hearing this, Hu Wenwu couldn’t help but glance at Xu Daguan.

That evening at dinner, it was Hua Yue Yu who had paid for the meal, which cost over 1,000 yuan.

“By the way, since you’re in Hua Yue Yu’s group, you must have her personal WeChat, right?”

Xu Daguan wanted to get it.

“No!”

Jiahui shook his head, “Hua Yue Yu once said she wouldn’t friend anyone!”

“Even a tip of over 100,000 yuan isn’t enough?”

Xu Daguan was shocked.

“No!”

Jiahui shrugged his shoulders, “The top spender on the leaderboard didn’t manage to add Hua Yue Yu on WeChat even after spending so much money, and even made a fuss about leaving the group!”

“It seems like you can’t chase Hua Yue Yu unless you throw a few million at her!”

Xu Daguan sighed, “But she really is beautiful, and she’s also funny when she talks!”

“Right, she’s not just a pretty face; she’s also got a one-in-a-million soul!”

Jiahui had tried to friend her a few times, but had been rejected by Hua Yue Yu each time.

Hu Wenwu lowered his head to look at the old phone that was getting very laggy in his hands, and opened WeChat.

Aside from his mom and two male classmates, there were hardly any contacts.

The nickname of Hua Yue Yu was Little Merperson; she had just been added today.

She was also the first girl he had added on WeChat since he got the phone in his senior year of high school.

“Bai Ci, which streamer do you like?”

Jiahui noticed that Lin Baici was lying on the bed, having been quiet the whole time.

In his view, among the entire dorm room, Lin Baici and Fang Mingyuan left the best impression on him.

As for Hu Wenwu, he probably wouldn’t fit in with the group.

Xu Daguan’s behavior reminded him of those lackeys who used to follow him around in high school, and Liu Yu?

He’s too self-centered.

He speaks whenever he wants, and when he doesn’t feel like it, he just minds his own business; it’s very disrespectful.

“I don’t have a favorite female streamer!”

Lin Baici didn’t lie, including about Hua Yue Yu.

“Then what are your hobbies?”

Jiahui changed position to lie more comfortably.

“Definitely working out!”

Fang Mingyuan interjected, “I feel like his physical condition is even better than mine, and I’m a sports specialty student!”

Lin Baici wanted to say that he never worked out, and his hobby was making videos and being an UP host.

However, recently, he had become a little interested in God’s Ruins.

The topic soon shifted to personal hobbies.

Ding-dong.

A WeChat message came in.

Little Merperson: Xiao Bai, several wealthy bosses just tipped, I think we can upgrade the ‘wine pond meat forest’ level; Dragon, we can get a few more too.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Don’t squander it, save the money, for the dowry.

Little Merperson: My goal is to earn a billion yuan before I’m thirty, achieve financial freedom, and then enjoy life.

Marriage?

Sorry, not considering it!

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Keep it up.

Little Merperson: You’re God Hunter now, you will definitely be rich in the future.

If I haven’t made a billion by the time I’m thirty, will you make up the difference?

Behind the text was an emoji with a sly smiling face.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: No problem.

Little Merperson: Oh yeah, I’ve taken a screenshot to keep as evidence.

I feel like I can just relax now and wait thirty years to collect a billion from you.

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Rich sister, I’m poorer than you now.

Little Merperson: No worries, I’ll support you for now.

After sending that message, Hua Yue Yu’s mouth twitched.

I’d actually like to support you, but I’m afraid that little lady from the wealthy family will compete with me.

Alas!

When it comes to wealth, who can compete with Jin Ying?!

The money I have is all from streaming eight or nine hours a day, earned through hard work, unlike people like Jin Ying from the big capitalists who just drink people’s blood.

Mourn for the people of Goryeo!

Lin Baici sent a laughing emoji.

Hua Yue Yu really was amusing, like a pistachio.

No wonder her live stream style was beloved by so many.

Ding-dong!

A new message, from Princess of Monte Cristo.

Lin Baici opened it, and as expected, there was Bear appearing, dazzlingly white.

This time, it was a photo of Jin Ying in tight yoga pants working out.

Princess of Monte Cristo: Oppa, do I look pretty doing this camel pose?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: Don’t know yoga.

Lin Baici honestly replied.

Princess of Monte Cristo: That’s fine, I’ll teach you later.

Princess of Monte Cristo: Oppa, have you arrived at school yet?

Lin Xia Dai Yue Gui: I have.

Princess of Monte Cristo: Got it, get some rest early.

Then there was an audio message.

Lin Baici casually tapped to play it.

Annyeong haseyo, chom muya.

Lin Baici didn’t understand the meaning.

Xu Daguan, who was in the bunk below, heard this and immediately smirked at Lin Baici teasingly, “I didn’t expect someone as upright as you to enjoy watching Korean girls dance too!”

Xu Daguan had no idea that Lin Baici knew the Korean girl and thought he was just watching live streams.

Liu Yu muttered, “Sly!”

Lin Baici couldn’t be bothered to explain and was ready to switch topics when suddenly a message notification appeared on his phone.

It was from the Origin Forum.

Lin Baici was energized and immediately opened the forum and logged into his account.

In the top right corner, beside the nickname, there was an envelope icon with a red +1.

That meant there was a new message.

Lin Baici promptly clicked on it.

It was an official message from the Origin Forum.