Doctor and His Glamorous Sister-in-Law-Chapter 699 - 702: Laugh Out Loud

Liu Ergou had used quite a bit of force in those kicks, and they had all landed squarely on the man's chest. With each kick came a series of crisp cracking sounds. Judging by the sound, Liu Ergou had likely broken a few of the man's ribs.

The next second, the man's eyes bulged as he spat out a mouthful of fresh blood.

Watching the man spit out blood, Liu Ergou still had no intention of letting him go and followed up with several more kicks.

"As the old saying goes, always deliver the finishing blow!" he declared. "I'll give you two more kicks, just to break the rest of your ribs. That way, they'll be symmetrical!"

Hearing Liu Ergou's words, the man tried to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, another of Liu Ergou's kicks silenced him. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

Once Liu Ergou had his fill of kicking, he found a rope in the warehouse and promptly trussed the man up from head to toe.

Looking at the man, tied up like a zongzi, Liu Ergou still felt a little uneasy. After all, I know I'm no match for this guy in a fair fight. If he wakes up and breaks free, I'll be the unlucky one.

After a moment of thought, Liu Ergou found several iron chains in the warehouse and wrapped them around the man for good measure. Only then did Liu Ergou nod in satisfaction, confident that the man couldn't escape.

He locked the warehouse door, turned around, and went back to the house to cook for his five women. As for informing Swallow Li, Liu Ergou was in no hurry. He decided to wait until after he had eaten. He'd been busy all night and was starving!

Soon, Liu Ergou had prepared a meal for his women. After a simple dinner, he finally set off at a leisurely pace toward Swallow Li's courtyard. He walked very slowly, almost at the speed of a snail. A trip that should have taken a dozen minutes ended up taking him nearly an hour.

Just as Liu Ergou arrived at Swallow Li's courtyard, the man he had locked in the warehouse was slowly waking up.

The moment he regained consciousness, the man felt a sharp pain in his chest that made even breathing an agonizing ordeal. He tried to adjust his position to ease the pain, but no matter how much he struggled, he couldn't move an inch.

Looking down, he finally saw that he was bound by layers of rope and iron chains. Seeing this, the man couldn't help but curse loudly.

"Damn it, you little shit! Throwing lime powder at me was one thing, but to ambush me and tie me up so securely… If I weren't injured, do you think this junk could hold me? I..."

Before he could finish, his eyes shot wide open, and he spat out a mouthful of black blood. Staring at the dark blood on the ground, the man was completely dumbfounded.

"What… what's going on!" he said in a panic. "How am I poisoned?! This is impossible! That kid didn't poison me at all! This isn't logical!"

As he spoke, he coughed up another mouthful of black blood. Seeing the two pools of black blood on the ground, the man didn't dare say another word. He clamped his mouth shut and lay there, perfectly still.

Meanwhile, Liu Ergou, having arrived at the gate to Swallow Li's courtyard, took a deep breath. He then strode into the yard and began shouting at the top of his lungs.

"Master, Master, come quick! Something's happened! It's a disaster! Your favorite disciple is in danger! I was this close to you never seeing me again!"

At that moment, Swallow Li was in his room drinking tea. Liu Ergou's shouting startled him so badly that he sprayed a mouthful of tea all over the table. Staring at the mess, Swallow Li took a deep breath.

Can't get angry, can't get angry. There's no point getting mad at Liu Ergou, this is just how he is. Stay calm.

After repeating this to himself three times, Swallow Li finally managed to calm down. He placed his teacup on the table and walked briskly outside.

Watching Liu Ergou approach while still yelling, Swallow Li managed to kick off one of his shoes and hurl it at Liu Ergou's head.

SMACK!

Swallow Li's shoe connected squarely with Liu Ergou's head, making him grit his teeth in pain.

"Master, what are you doing!" Liu Ergou cried, looking aggrieved. "I was in danger and came to you for help, and what do you do? You throw a shoe at me! You truly wound my heart! How could you do this? I'm your disciple! Master!"

Swallow Li had long since stopped falling for Liu Ergou's act. Rolling his eyes, he said irritably, "Save your nonsense! Your mouth is full of it. You never speak a word of truth! Spit it out, why are you really here? If you don't give me a straight answer today, I'll let you taste what I call a loving flying kick!"

After speaking, Swallow Li gave his shoe a wipe, a dark look on his face.

Seeing this, Liu Ergou knew that if he kept dithering, Swallow Li would definitely use his Flying Swallow Piercing Heart Kick on him. A kick like that would land me in bed for half a year.

At that thought, Liu Ergou didn't dare waste any more time. "It's like this, Master," he said quickly. "Do you remember when I told you about that guy in the city who said I was weak?"

Swallow Li nodded. "I remember. You just told me yesterday, how could I forget? Why bring it up now?"

Hearing that Swallow Li remembered, Liu Ergou continued, "Well, the guy who called me weak actually followed me home today! He even tried to ambush me, the nerve! If it weren't for my quick reflexes, he might have succeeded!"

At this, a peculiar expression appeared on Swallow Li's face. "Oh? He followed you all the way here?"

Liu Ergou nodded vigorously. "Yes, he followed me here and even into the warehouse to ambush me! But how could a crafty fox outwit a great hunter like me? In the end, he fell into my hands!"

As he said this, Liu Ergou's face swelled with pride.

However, Swallow Li had only half-listened to his story. "You're saying he fell into *your* hands?"

Liu Ergou immediately nodded. "That's right! He fell right into my hands! I tied him up like a zongzi and tossed him in my warehouse. I came here to have you take a look at him, Master. See if you recognize him. The man is truly despicable, causing me trouble again and again!"

At this, Swallow Li could no longer hold back. Right there in front of Liu Ergou, he burst into roaring laughter.