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Fantasy: I'm Really Not A Supreme Master!-Chapter 779 - 707: Where There is a Master, There Must Be a Human Pet (1)
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(A gentle reminder… I can't be bothered to remind you anymore, you all know what I'm talking about.)
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At this moment, everyone was staring intensely at the man and dog before them…
Having heard what that fatty had just said,
They had all been duped at this moment!
Completely duped!
"No… what we ate… what we ate was his.."
Lin Lanfeng was trembling, fully trembling, as he backed away with a horrified look on his face.
"Damn it, some crap about a Ruminating Divine Object… it's just this Dead Dog's vomit!"
Wang Xuantian cursed bitterly, recalling how he had just considered that thing to be a divine object and repeatedly savored it…
"Ugh!"
He immediately threw up, spraying everywhere!
Once he started, everyone on the scene could no longer hold back and began to vomit en masse.
"Ugh…damn, my lifetime of honor and prestige as Lin Lantian, and today I actually, actually ate this fatty's… Ugh!"
Lin Lantian was throwing up so hard his lungs were about to come out.
"I want to cry, really! What sins did I commit to deserve this suffering… Ugh!"
Wang Xuantian was vomiting so much that tears were streaming down his face!
"Fuck your mother… Dead Fatty… you dare to impersonate a Kui Niu… you're not human! Ugh!"
Medicine King Luo Changtian, cursing while vomiting, really pouring his heart out!
"My name as the Poison King, ruined by this Dead Fatty… I'm going to kill you!"
The Poison King was going insane!
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Not just them, even the two God Emperors at this moment were struggling to hold back, fighting the urge…
"I can't take it anymore… puke!"
Lin Banyang let out a loud yell and sprayed a great distance, a spectacular sight!
"I… I, Wang Jiyun, a God Emperor of this age… invincible, yet today I have been defeated by you, this Dead Fatty…!"
Wang Jiyun's face was turning green, and seeing Lin Banyang vomiting, he just couldn't bear it any longer, squatting down and vomiting heartily!
"Ugh… Ugh…"
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At this moment, all the masters at the event were vomiting!
The scene was… quite spectacular for a moment!
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The cultivators who hadn't eaten the "Ruminating Divine Object" due to their lower status were dumbfounded at this sight.
"This… this is going to be recorded in the annals of history… Two great God Emperors, numerous Sub-Emperors and Venerables, they've eaten from the same person…"
"This Dead Fatty is absolutely incredible, damaging the resolve of so many powerful beings; this will become a lifelong shadow for them!"
"How did this Dead Fatty come up with such a vile scheme to impersonate a Kui Niu… truly unprecedented and unrivaled!"
"That's just too evil… thankfully, thankfully our ancestor was heartless and didn't let me eat it just now, that was a close call!"
They all began speaking, their expressions complex.
This scene was simply the most spectacular they had ever witnessed in their lives.
Hu Wushuang's spirit had collapsed at this moment. He felt like crying!
Damn it, he had been so happy before since he had a taste when testing for poison and thought he had made a fortune, but he hadn't expected it to turn out like this!
"My life as Hu Wushuang is so miserable!"
He steeled his heart and let go completely.
"I'm not throwing up, it's just disgusting, isn't it? Disgust won't kill anyone!!!"
He held it in, kept holding it in, forcing it down!
Seeing him endure like this, the people around him couldn't help but give him a thumbs-up!
Enduring what others cannot… this young man will surely achieve greatness!
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"What… what's wrong with these people??"
Meanwhile, Wu Dade, who had already finished vomiting, looked up to see the group around him, utterly confused.
What's this…
Could it be that his own vomiting was so disgusting that it made them want to vomit?
Big Black Dog was equally puzzled, not really understanding these people…
But Luo Changtian, the Medicine King, was the first to recover. After having vomited almost to the point of collapse, he pointed at Wu Dade and said:
"You… you're inhuman!"
"To disgust us to such an extent… you're totally wicked!"
He was full of hate.
Wu Dade was angered upon hearing this!
Just vomiting a little and he's labeled as totally wicked? There was a smear on his name here!
"How am I totally wicked? Can vomiting be considered bad? I'm also helpless in this, alright?"
He protested indignantly.
"You pretended to be a Kui Niu… using such poisonous schemes against us, you're more than wicked, you're a naturally evil seed, utterly inhuman!"
Poison King condemned him, "Even snakes are less venomous than you… Ugh!"
Upon hearing this, Wu Dade was even more infuriated!
A moment ago, that Dead Dog had said he looked like an ox, dubbing him as Niu Dade, and he hadn't even settled that account yet. Now these people were also calling him an ox and saying he was more venomous than a snake.
It was too much, way too much!
On the other hand, Big Black Dog, after listening and seemingly coming to an understanding, suddenly showed a hint of shock in its eyes and said:
"You bunch of idiots, mistook my Human Pet for a Kui Niu?!"
"And his vomit… did you consider it to be the Ruminant Substance from a Kui Niu?!"
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These words struck directly at everyone's sore spot.
"I think this dog is the most to blame, this dog is the worst!"
Lin Lantian cursed furiously.
The two God Emperors, having vomited almost everything, were on the verge of vomiting again when they heard what Big Black Dog said.
"Tsk tsk… Human Pet, come, let me show you something fun!"
Big Black Dog's eyes suddenly brimmed with an odd excitement, then it lifted a paw.
It was using its Great Divine Power to trace back through the experiences these people had just gone through.
In the air, it was as if a large screen appeared, and on that screen were the following scenes...
Lin Banyang, Wang Jiyun, the Poison King, the Medicine King, and various experts from the clans were walking on a path through the grass, happily and expectantly, and then they encountered a pile of...
They ate it joyfully and excitedly!
Seeing this scene, Wu Dade was immediately shocked!
F*ck... The stuff I vomited, it was actually...
"Ugh!"
Wu Dade couldn't stand it himself, disgust making him retch again.
And those who had just finished vomiting, including the God Emperor, the Sub-Emperor, and others… immediately started again.
Barely getting over it, now these unbearable memories were invoked again… and they could even recall the taste!
"...Ugh!"
The whole place erupted in a new round of violent vomiting.
"Dead Dog... turn this damn thing off... ugh... disgusting!"
Wu Dade really couldn't vomit anymore, and he addressed Big Black Dog.
Big Black Dog, watching the scene unfold, filled its eyes with pride. It waved its paw, withdrew its mana, and at that moment the images disappeared.
"Human Pet, this move of yours can be compared with the Great Divine Power that Pierces Heaven and Earth of this emperor... truly deserving of one raised by me!"
Big Black Dog was very satisfied and said smugly:
"As the master, so the pet, indeed!"
But Wu Dade refused to accept this. He immediately grew angry. Big Black Dog's Heaven-Penetrating Earth-Piercing Great Divine Ability... Damn it, was just pooping anywhere...
Could this even compare?!
"Dead Dog, I swear I'll kill you!"
Wu Dade spoke bitterly.
At this moment, everyone else had finished vomiting as well.
"You malicious cur, you Sǐ Pàngzi… maliciously plotting to destroy my Dao heart!"
At this moment, Lin Banyang had steadied himself. He lifted his eyes, anger unrestrained, and said:
"I shall utterly destroy you all, reducing you to dust and ash!"
His intent to kill boiled over, and with the emerging murderous impulse, the surrounding fog trembled.
"Flaying and turning you into fertilizer, refining your divine souls... If I don't let you taste all the suffering of the world, I would fail as the God Emperor!"
Wang Jiyun wiped the filth from the corner of his mouth, his expression turning extremely dark.
The other Sub-Emperors and Venerables also came to their senses, all staring at Wu Dade and Big Black Dog with hatred-filled eyes.
Feeling everyone's murderous intent, Wu Dade said:
"You ungrateful bunch, feasting and drinking on my behalf, and after having your fill, now you start harboring killing intent against me?"
"The world is deteriorating; the human heart has lost its ancient virtue!"
Upon hearing this, everyone grew even more infuriated. Damn it, this Sǐ Pàngzi was the worst, making a group of the strongest suffer such great humiliation, and now acting as if he were the victim.
"Die!"
Lin Banyang gave a decisive shout, the fog and wind churned, the scene trembled, and an unparalleled killing intent descended, enveloping Wu Dade and Big Black Dog.
The Grey Mist Level cultivation was undeniably revealed!
Wu Dade immediately panicked and ran behind Big Black Dog.
Big Black Dog, however, lifted a paw and suddenly disappeared from the spot.
It... had run away!
"Chase!"
"We must not let this man and dog escape!"
"Kill them!"
Everyone was shouting as they pursued ahead.
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At this moment.
A mile or two ahead.
Yun Xi, Su Bai Qian, and Hu Xiao Chan had already appeared in front of a flight of stone steps.
The mystical fog was pervasive; where these stone steps led to was unknown.
It seemed like the end of the universe, the edge of the world.
"What is this place..."
Yun Xi was somewhat puzzled.
"The door to another world... the origin of a disaster..."
Hu Xiao Chan's eyes filled with terror as she said:
"Sister Yun Xi, Bai Qian... we must not get close, here... here is sealed with disaster!"
She remembered the legends her grandmother had once mentioned...
"Deep within the fog, isolated stone steps stand, the gate to the Illusion Realm shuts out disaster forever..."
But Su Bai Qian shook her head thoughtfully and said:
"No... I must go."
With that, she stepped onto the first stone step!
It was precisely at that instant.
Within this region, the boundless fog suddenly began to disperse.
Arriving from nowhere and disappearing into nothingness, the fog vanished out of thin air.
The surroundings immediately became clear.
Looking up, at the end of the stone steps, there was a stone door!
The stone door seemed to connect to another world...
"We finally caught up!"
At this moment, Wu Dade and Big Black Dog had also reached their side.
Seeing the changes in the surroundings, both man and dog were somewhat astonished!
Big Black Dog looked up, saw that door, and its eyes froze. It muttered:
"The Broken Lost Land... could it be because of it..."
At the same time, forces from the Lin Family, Wang Family, and many others had arrived, just as astonished at this moment!
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