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Fox Has No Malicious Intent-Chapter 692 - 690: Please, Just Let Him Join the Gang War!
"Xiaobai is so miserable..."
In the airport lobby, Ah Qing looked at Fox Fox, who used to be pretty, now turned into a Mediterranean bald head; even the fur on the top half of the tail had been shaved off, revealing a slightly grayish-white tail, she was speechless.
Everyone's competing, so just compete normally, why pull these ridiculous tricks off the field, making Fox Fox look like this.
Who did Fox Fox ever provoke?
"And Xiaolan, you need to pay attention too. Don't talk about avenging Xiaobai or anything, be careful or you'll get shaved too." Ah Qing pinched the little fox's cheeks, advising him not to loiter around the streets for fear of encountering an ambush by enemies.
Even if you really want to go out shopping, you must bring Lai Foo or Little Hei along.
"You don't need to worry about Fox Fox's matter, canine creatures have their social networks spread across the whole city. With one word from me, no matter if they're thugs or not, they'll all have to dance ballet!"
Even while Ah Qing was squishing his cheeks, Ansheng still spoke with full confidence, stating his stance on the matter to Ah Qing.
No kidding!
Go abroad and ask around about my name, now I'm holed up at home, and someone attacked my lair. If I don't get them back, do they think I'm running a charitable hall?
"Sure, sure..."
Ah Qing, full of helplessness, rubbed the little fox's head and replied casually.
With those little arms and legs, the little fox actually wants to ambush the thief who shaved Xiaobai's fur.
Probably...
After the little fox jumps out, the counterpart will burst into pig-like laughter, right? 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
Ah Qing shook her head, placed the little fox back on top of her head, put Xiaobai on the luggage, and followed her parents from the waiting hall to the parking lot.
In the parking lot.
Ah Qing saw a very strange scene—several dogs with collars on in front of a tree, anxiously stomping their little feet, whimpering and urging.
"Ow—"
The dog ahead looked utterly satisfied after peeing, shook itself and left the flowerbed; the dog behind followed on comfortably, squatted in the flowerbed, and released pale yellow bubbles.
"Dad..."
Ah Qing, full of curiosity, watched the scene, and asked her dad: "These dogs… what is this..."
"Not sure, but I heard those city management personnel say it's probably part of some civility campaign? Dogs found urinating or defecating everywhere, once discovered, will have their baskets confiscated." Yu Zhenghong thought for a moment and said, "Regardless of their origin, they get confiscated."
"Dogs with owners can choose to have their baskets confiscated or, after paying a fine, get them back from the Homeless House."
Various places and districts have actually issued regulations regarding pet management codes, but due to the high management costs, these are practically just decorations.
But Jiule City is a bit special now; the enforcement of pet management codes has been commissioned to Homeless House.
A Bai's management method is very simple—wild cats and dogs come to Homeless House to act as enforcers, receive uniform education and training from the cat teacher, and get re-employed.
When a pet with an owner gets its basket taken away, or when the dog has already been preemptively confiscated...
Then it's definitely not cleaned up; otherwise, how could it be utterly defiant afterward, dragged away for another castration round!
Every stubborn piece inside it is shaved clean!
"How... ridiculous is this? Even urinating outside the grass gets its basket taken away." Ah Qing was stunned, looked at the little fox lying on her leg.
"Hmm? What are you looking at me for?" Ansheng was puzzled, looking at Ah Qing.
Ah Qing didn't speak, but searched through her bag for the registration certificate and collar of the little fox.
"For the sake of your little bell, you'd better carry your ID around!" Ah Qing spoke seriously.
Ansheng looked at Ah Qing, speechless, and complained:
"Forget the ID! Besides, I only roam around the village, nothing unforeseen is going to happen..."
...
The old pickup truck drove into Changxi Town, Yu Zhenghong proudly rolled down the window and greeted the villagers.
He dropped Ah Qing and Chen Peipei off at the old house and hurriedly went out to continue working on the tea competition affairs.
The provincial tea competition, compared to other competitions, has higher standards, assigns competitors to slots the size of regular shops, and the venue is arranged in Qingxi County, which is known as the Tea Capital.
The stall's feng shui arrangements, temporary worker recruitment, and material transportation all needed Old Deng to personally handle.
"With the little tea tree gone, there's always a feeling that something's missing..."
Returning home, Ansheng glanced at the empty flower bed, sighed, and reluctantly headed to the bathroom, leaving a yellow stream.
Finished using the toilet.
Ansheng climbed directly onto the wall, looked at Lai Foo in the neighbor's yard, and said, "Lai Foo! Could you send a message to Ah Bai at the village entrance for me? Tell him I'm back, and tonight we'll go to the Hailenglong for a foot bath."
"Woof——"
Lai Foo, who was lying down for an afternoon nap, rolled around several times on the ground before he awkwardly stood up, looking joyfully at the wall and wagging his tail. The pillars of the doghouse clanged, and even the roof was trembling.
"Don't forget your share at the midnight snack. Tonight, every dog in the village gets a goose leg in their bowl, the left leg of a lion-head goose!"
Seeing Lai Foo return to his wide-body, chubby shape and not saddened by the missing basket, Ansheng happily greeted him and headed to the village committee to find Old Chen to inquire about the preliminary handling of the tea leaves.
Just then.
Ansheng had just stepped out when he saw Old Chen speeding out of the village on a flashy electric bike.
"Yo! Old Chen got a new electric bike?"
"I always said your old electric scooter was due for replacement! Try out the smart features of the new electric bikes these days....."
Ansheng moved closer to the roadside and waved at Old Chen, who was speeding past.
"Zzz——"
Upon seeing Master Fuli, Old Chen slammed the brakes hard, and the whole No. 9 electric bike skidded on the road, turning its head around 180 degrees.
Old Chen looked around, saw no one, quickly jumped off the electric bike, squatted beside Master Fuli, and said with a face full of anguish:
"Master, oh master! You're finally back! I can't handle the strange looks from the villagers anymore....."
"Could it really be that outrageous?" Ansheng was puzzled and looked at Old Chen curiously, "Why don't you ask Hailenglong for some money to set up a boarding kindergarten for them, and that's it."
Seeing Old Chen's anguished expression, Ansheng immediately knew what he was talking about.
It was previously about the eunuch thing, but Ansheng had already provided a solution. He had told Old Chen to ask Grandma Hedgehog for some money to temporarily house them in a kindergarten until their residence was settled, and then send them to school individually.
"It's not about those foreign hobbits, it's about Chen Nian!" Old Chen said with a face of despair:
"At first it was alright, just sending over some foreign girls, they were all pretty normal, even a bit shy...."
"But it's getting more outrageous, last time they sent over a container full of uncle's girls as a special delivery for Master Fuli."
"A few days ago, it was even more outrageous! A carload of nuns, their busts larger than my head, all flirtatious, trying to lift their skirts to show me their purple lace..."
Old Chen spoke with a face of utter hopelessness.
Compared to the little hobbits sent by Master Fuli, what Chen Nian sent back was increasingly outrageous.
At first, it was clear they were from good families, though a bit adventurous in personality.
By the second car, they were each deeply in debt. Now, Chen Nian had cleared up their student loans for them, and now their backsides belonged to Master Fuli, all coming in on tourist visas.
The third car was even more unbelievable. Although Old Chen didn't live a flashy lifestyle, he was the village chief, supervising the allocation of several Tea Mountain lands. Naturally, he was used to seeing rich people.
The foreigners from the third car almost felt like "human dolls" kept by the rich to Old Chen.
Anyway, except for their looks and body shapes, everything about them, including their views, was off.
"Master Fuli, you really have to manage Chen Nian! Tell that kid to properly join a gang, have street fights over zero dollar purchases and robberies! Anything, just stop with the human trafficking stuff, old man..... I'm genuinely scared!"
"The thought of someone involved in organ or human trafficking in the village keeps me up at night."
"If others in the village knew, wouldn't they point fingers at us and curse?" Old Chen looked on with hope.
[Why don't you join a gang instead! Please, with auto rifles in street fights, throwing bundles of grenades into enemy gang's houses, and if nothing else, why not switch from beans to cannabis? — Chen Fengshui thought about the idea of someone becoming a trafficker in his territory and felt utterly uneasy, worried Chen Nian would taint the villagers' reputation.]
[Wish Granted: Chen · King of Gangs · Nian]
"Holy crap..."
As Old Chen spoke, a dazzling golden light formed a line of text on the wish list, right before Master Fuli's eyes, leaving Ansheng completely dumbfounded.
Isn't this like the family giving their all to support Chen Nian in pursuing his dreams without hesitation?







