Ghost Catching System-Chapter 662 - 661 Unlucky Fatty_1

Little Fatty complained, "Scram! This Daoist Master is attracting evil ghosts, and you're ruining my business."

Toad said in surprise, "Evil ghosts! What evil ghosts?"

This is bad, Chu Hao thought. Don't let this fatty spill the beans. If Toad finds out I tricked him into coming here, he'll definitely get angry, and I'll get bitten again.

Chu Hao said, "Ahem... so you're here to catch ghosts?"

The badly beaten Little Fatty replied, his face a mask of woe, "No kidding! This Daoist Master has been squatting here for so long, I thought the Evil Ghost had finally shown up."

This Little Fatty was indeed a fellow practitioner. After all, a normal person would have been startled hearing Toad speak, but he wasn't surprised at all.

Chu Hao, feeling even more embarrassed, said, "You should have said so earlier."

Little Fatty said angrily, "Did this Daoist Master have time to say anything?"

Chu Hao helped him up. Little Fatty seemed about the same age as Chu Hao, but his face was so swollen it was hard to make out his features.

Chu Hao said, "Don't be mad. I'll help you."

Looking at Chu Hao, Little Fatty asked, "A fellow practitioner?"

Chu Hao nodded.

Little Fatty then turned to look at Toad, his mouth twitching. "It's not that I've never seen humans and demons work together before," he said, "but this pet of yours is just too hilarious. Can it catch ghosts?"

Oh no, this is bad, Chu Hao thought.

As expected, Toad kicked out with a loud "HIYAH!", sending Little Fatty flying like a soccer ball.

Struggling to get up, Little Fatty was almost driven mad. "Why kick me?" he yelled.

Toad harrumphed. "This Emperor is certainly no pet. 'Toad' is just a temporary shell; I am the Jade Dragon King."

Little Fatty looked at the starry sky and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate! This Daoist Master swore not to fight, to persuade with virtue, but now... I just can't hold back anymore!"

After saying that, Little Fatty pulled a black object from behind him. At first glance, it was a frying pan.

This pan wasn't much different from a regular frying pan, except it was etched with numerous inscriptions.

"Grandmaster of the Three Pure Ones above, your disciple has no intention to harm others, but I damn well can't take it anymore!"

Little Fatty charged forward. His speed was incredible for someone of his build, his legs moving as if greased, and he fiercely swung the frying pan at Toad.

Toad looked disdainful, easily leaping to dodge Little Fatty's frying pan.

However, Little Fatty seemed to anticipate where Toad was going to jump and fiercely smacked down with the frying pan.

THUD! With a crisp sound, Toad was struck by the frying pan and sent flying, much like a tennis ball, soaring far into the distance.

Chu Hao watched in amazement. This Little Fatty was so powerful! Even Chu Hao himself couldn't quite track Toad's speed, yet Little Fatty had managed it.

Toad was flung a great distance, crashing through the wall of a village house, leaving a gaping hole. He was furiously enraged.

The enraged Toad was, indeed, still as terrifying as ever. It spat out a glob of saliva, shooting it like a bullet.

Little Fatty instinctively raised his frying pan to block. He managed to stop the glob, but he looked utterly disgusted. "Crap! My Divine Weapon, defiled by toad spit!"

Hearing that, Toad became even angrier.

It swelled in size, becoming as tall as an adult man. Then, its legs coiled and sprang with tremendous force, launching it at Little Fatty. Toad's kick slammed into the frying pan. Little Fatty was sent flying once more, the impact far more severe this time, like a cannonball.

"Ouch! My poor back." 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

Little Fatty struggled to get up. A normal person would have been killed by that, but Little Fatty was merely battered and disheveled.

"Foundation Building," Chu Hao said in surprise, looking at Little Fatty.

Toad said with displeasure, "Little Fatty, you've got some skills, enough to make this Emperor use one-tenth of my power."

Little Fatty was furious. He began to form hand seals, muttering incantations, and his frying pan shot out. Suddenly, it enlarged in mid-air, swooping down to cover Toad completely, trapping him inside.

Trapped inside, Toad kept ramming the frying pan—BANG! BANG! BANG!—making it tremble violently.

Little Fatty turned to Chu Hao and said speechlessly, "Your toad is quite unique. How much did you buy it for?"

Chu Hao laughed and said, "Fifteen cents."

Toad was driven to madness. These two dared to mock him! With a furious thrust from within, he sent the frying pan flying.

Little Fatty, seeing this, became somewhat afraid of the toad and hastily said, "Don't be rash, I don't kill!"

"This Emperor will destroy you!"

The man and the toad grappled until Toad emerged victorious. Its sheer toughness overwhelming Little Fatty, leaving him with a bruised nose and swollen face.

Chu Hao couldn't stand watching anymore and said, "Stop fighting!"

Only then did Toad cease.

Little Fatty lay on the ground, moaning pitifully, "This is too much! Bullying me just because I'm alone."

Chu Hao helped Little Fatty up and said, "It's not my pet."

Little Fatty said helplessly, "Alright, this Daoist Master concedes."

Toad said discontentedly, "Little Fatty, who are you trying to scare by pretending to be a ghost? Aren't you ashamed of yourself, pulling such stunts in the dead of night?"

Little Fatty glared at Toad and said, "Do you think I want to do this? I'm just trying to get rid of an Evil Ghost. Confound it all, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate! Just my luck to run into you two."

This Little Fatty really was a Taoist priest. He wasn't Tibetan; he had heard there was an Evil Ghost on West Mountain and came to take a look. The Evil Ghost had a habit of preying on women. He'd been using his phone to play the sound of a woman crying to lure it out, and that's how he ran into Chu Hao and Toad.

Chu Hao said, "I'm here to exterminate the Evil Ghost too."

Upon hearing this, Toad angrily said, "You lied to me!"

Chu Hao said, "I didn't lie to you. The Evil Ghost has abducted many women. If you save them, they'll surely be grateful to you."

At the mere mention of women, Toad's IQ seemed to plummet. He said, "Right, then let's go find the Evil Ghost quickly."

Chu Hao asked, "Have you made any discoveries?"

Little Fatty shook his head. "No discoveries. This Daoist Master doubts it's even here anymore."

Chu Hao said, "I've heard it only harms women and infants. It must be some kind of lecherous ghost. We'll need a woman as bait to lure it out."

Toad immediately said, "Don't you have a Transformation Talisman? Hurry up and get it out!"

Little Fatty looked at Chu Hao and asked, "What Transformation Talisman?"

Chu Hao said, "I have an idea. Want to give it a try?"

Little Fatty said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate! If it means we can catch the Evil Ghost, this Daoist Master is willing to try anything."

Chu Hao thought, System, purchase a Transformation Talisman.

"Ding! Host has purchased a Transformation Talisman, consuming 2000 Pretentious Points."

What followed made Little Fatty want to cry. Chu Hao slapped the Transformation Talisman on him. Little Fatty transformed into a woman—and a foreign one at that! This foreign woman looked exactly like Tina, an acquaintance of Chu Hao.

Little Fatty, on the verge of tears, said, "Why a foreign woman?"

Chu Hao said with satisfaction, "This Evil Ghost is probably bored with local women. A change of flavor might do the trick."

So, they had Little Fatty stand alone in an open clearing, playing music on his phone. Astoundingly, the song he put on was titled 'Itchy.'

Come on, feel the joy.

After all, there's plenty of time.

This song, truly itchy.

Little Fatty pulled open his collar to peek inside. His eyes gleamed as he exclaimed, "TSK TSK! It's so realistic!"

"Mmm, and this feels pretty good too."

This Little Fatty was also a kindred spirit; he blissfully touched his new body, completely immersed in the sensation.

Toad complained, "Why didn't you let me do it?"

Chu Hao said, "You didn't ask to."

Toad said seriously, "Next time, I'm doing it."

After a short wait, a fierce wind suddenly swept across the snowy slopes of West Mountain. Snowflakes swirled wildly in the air, and the cold was intense enough to make them shiver.

"It's coming!" Chu Hao exclaimed excitedly.