Harem God: Leveling Up Yanderes in the Apocalypse-Chapter 88 Tricksie’s Harem "Proposal"

[A/N: The sex scene ended. I wrote that scene to showcase Leon and Lindy's emotions, not create another lesbian scene. The next real lemon will be a Harem God doing Harem God stuff. That'll be quite obvious shortly. ;)]

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Leon walked through the broken streets of Harem City while rubbing a set of cat ears with a blissful smile.

"Is it necessary to play with my ears the entire trip to the mall?" Minx scoffed in annoyance.

"Absolutely." He replied with a satisfied smile.

The cat woman rolled her eyes at his reply. "That was a rhetorical question."

"Hoh? We're asking rhetorical questions?" Leon mused, "Then let me ask one of my own. Is it necessary to stay by my side on the trip to the mall?"

Minx turned away bitterly. "I can't help this false desire to be near you."

"And I can't help my desire to pet your ears." He chuckled, "That's why we agreed that you could join me whenever in exchange for me being able to pet your ears when I wanted."

She huffed and turned her head to watch the giggling faces of the haremites. It felt uncomfortable to get laughed at, but she couldn't help it.

Leon was walking next to Caitlyn and Lindy on each side. Tricksie walked next to Lindy and Reina next to Caitlyn.

In the center was Minx, the Shadow Cat with an intimidating appearance. However, Leon was hovering over her, caressing her cat ears as if she were an Earthian kitten.

"Leon, don't you want to pet my ears?" Tricksie asked.

"Absolutely." He replied while releasing his hands.

The moment he did, Minx reached up and grabbed them and pulled them back down on her ears. "You've started this, so see it through. Play with bunny girl's ears later."

Leon chuckled. "You heard the woman."

Tricksie pouted cutely, hiding the murderous glare she was giving Minx. The latter noticed the stare and harumphed and flicked her hair.

It was official. There was a rivalry network between the women, with Reina's mysterious desires unknown. The woman was walking around looking at her feet, kicking them playfully in a cute way.

Leon always chuckled when he looked over at the woman. Her acting with stellar, and he found it endearing. Most of all, he liked that she genuinely looked happy.

"Tricksie, I'll pet your ears on the way back." He said with a gentle smile.

"Really!?" Tricksie cried.

"Really." Leon chuckled while continuing the stroll.

The group made their way to the mall, which was extremely sturdy and low to the ground. As a result, the large winged monsters didn't crash into it, and the giants didn't bother because the ground beasts stormed the building, killing everyone. Not that anyone went to the mall, anyway.

For those reasons, it was still in one piece, save the broken glass and the knocked-over racks.

The gods cleared all the corpses from the city for the Sanctuary event, leaving only blood marks to tarnish their otherwise perfect shopping spot.

"Wowza!" Tricksie exclaimed with sparking eyes, "What is this place?"

"It's called a mall." Leon replied, "It's a highly-subsidized, hyper-unprofitable resource sink that governments erroneously believe will boost commerce."

Everyone turned to him with strange expressions.

"It's a building with a lot of stores and a food court." He sighed.

"Neat!" Tricksie said playfully while running around the mall, looking in every store storefront with interest.

"You don't have these where you're from?" Leon asked in interest.

"No way!" Tricksie exclaimed, "I'm a rabbit, see?"

In a blatant scoff at the laws of physics, Tricksie disappeared, and her clothing dropped to the ground lifelessly.

The tan shirt she had the day developed a heartbeat, pumping until a cute white and teal rabbit hopped out of it.

Tricksie was adorable. She had white fur with teal streaks going through it. The bunny woman had the same hair as her human form and the same colored ears.

Leon gulped when he saw the woman.

"Loooooove meeeeeee!" Tricksie cried as she rushed at him at full speed.

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Caitlyn reacted at ghostly speed, attempting to swat the suicidal fluffball with lethal force. However, the Sanctuary blocked her attack, and Leon took a Tricksie to the chest.

Leon laughed and grabbed the cute bunny enthusiastically. Tricksie nuzzled against his neck and rubbed his cheek against her, leaving Caitlyn and Lindy extremely salty.

Minx growled in annoyance and then contemplated her options. She looked at Tricksie's clothing which dropped with a wry smile, reminded that transforming would leave her naked.

But she was so damn jealous she could scream! The cat woman didn't understand the extent of her indecent obsession until he stopped petting her ears.

Minx's eyes glowed bright pink in frustration, and then her body disappeared.

Leon looked down in shock, noticing a familiar sight. All of the cat woman's black clothing dropped to the floor, and a small black cat with pink eyes popped its head out. "Meow."

He sighed while squatting and allowing Minx to jump into his left arm.

"I feel like I'm running an animal daycare now." Leon chuckled in slight vexation. He just wanted to pet Tricksie, but he knew he'd be stuck with a grumpy cat if he didn't accept her.

"Come on, you two. Grab an elbow." He said to Caitlyn and Lindy, appeasing their ceaseless jealousy. They instantly flew to his arms.

Leon glanced at Reina, who was smiling with an aloof expression. He felt bad for leaving her out but only had so much body space. The larger a harem got, the more complicated it became, and the more he had to sacrifice.

While that would normally be respectable, his partners were exceedingly protective and merciless to competitors. Their lethal love left him with a wry smile.

"Where to?" Leon asked the ladies.

"What do you want me to wear?" Caitlyn asked.

"I'm okay with what you pick." Lindy said cheerily, not willing to be outdone.

"I'm here for the petting." Minx sighed.

"Take me to all the places!" Tricksie exclaimed.

Leon closed his eyes and took a deep breath. To begin with, he didn't care about shopping and could care less what the women wore. Caitlyn and Lindy looked excessively gaudy for the last week, and he didn't even notice.

"Do you want casual wear, practical clothing, or dresses?" He asked dryly.

"Whatever you wish, babe." Caitlyn replied.

"Dress me up. Surprise me." Lindy said.

"I like dress up!" Tricksie cried enthusiastically.

Leon's eye twitched aggressively, but he snapped out of it. However, his lips curled into a mischievous smile after an amusing thought.

"If that's what you wish, I won't be humble." He grinned, "Everyone's getting sun dresses, cute panties, short shorts, hair bows, and tank tops. Everyone will look so cute and girly that I'll be labeled a misogynist by feminists. Are you sure you want me to choose?"

The women's eyes sparked, leaving him bewildered. While he had a plan, he didn't expect their enthusiasm to be so genuine.

"I can't wait. I finally get to see what you want me to wear!" Caitlyn exclaimed with a creepy smile.

"I wanna look attractive to you. Fuck everyone else." Lindy shrugged.

"I like cute!" Tricksie giggled, "I haven't had new clothing since candidate training."

The isekai'd haremites explained that they underwent six months of intensive training in preparation to come to Earth. It included learning Earthian customs, how to wear clothing, and other factors.

Leon was bitter beyond measure, considering they sprung the apocalypse on the humans in less than an hour while he was asleep.

"Just don't put me down, human." Minx sighed.

"Leon, why do you want everyone to look super girly?" Reina asked curiously, "I noticed you like cute panties, but it seems like you don't care about anything else."

Leon gave her an evil grin. "The thought of every ignorant male seeing a adorable women running into the battlefield and laughing, only to get sliced into a million pieces is comical to me."

Everyone fell silent and then burst into giggles.

"Now I'm inspired to make myself as girly as possible." Lindy laughed in determination. Everyone shared the sentiment as they set out.

First up was a store called Rich Again, which sold dresses. A dozen haremites had already lifted the racks and were shopping.

"Okay, our objective is cute and colorful. But [not childish]. I don't want anyone of you leaving here looking like lolis. Dress in girly colors and playful outfits, and we'll use bows, hairclips, and other accessories to up your cute factor. Understand?" Leon instructed.

Everyone nodded in approval with resolute expressions.

"Caitlyn, pick out some pink dresses." Leon instructed, "Lindy, you're green. Tricksie, you're blue; it looks good on you."

The bunny woman pouted at first, but her eyes lit up when he complimented her.

"Reina, if you're involved in this, go for light orange. Minx, if you're following around the Dainty Death Squad, you're wearing light purple." He grinned.

Minx's eyes trembled in shame, but they glowed neon pink, and she felt eager to comply instantly.

Leon saw that and frowned. "I order this to be a voluntary decision, uninfluenced by our relationship, and for you to choose."

Her eyes glowed again, and she looked at him from his arm and gave him a wry smile.

"Please let me dress up with you all." Minx sighed in humiliation while turning away.

Leon's eyes widened in astonishment. "You actually want to do this? Are you someone that obsesses over their reputation but secretly loves girly things?"

The black cat fell silent and looked away with a poker face.

"Poker faces only work if you maintain it for all things, girly girl." He said with a grin.

"Shut up and rub your cheek against my ears. Prick." Minx scoffed.

"Yes, mam." Leon chuckled while rubbing his cheeks against them, making her purr involuntarily. She had never felt so humiliated in her life.

"Okay, we have thirty minutes here. So head out." He said.

Caitlyn, Lindy, and Reina instantly set out. However, Minx and Tricksie stayed put.

He looked at both of them. "Aren't you shopping?"

"Ummmmmmmmm…. Sooooooooooo…. I didn't think things through." Tricksie giggled.

"I did think things through, but I didn't plan to shop." Minx sighed.

Leon's eyes glided to the left and then widened in understanding.

"Tricksie. Did you just want an [excuse] to show me your naked body?" He asked sternly.

"No!" She huffed while turning away. Then she looked up at him sheepishly. "Okay, maybe a little. Women need an excuse to do these things, you see?"

Leon scoff-laughed in disbelief. "Do you want to join my harem, Tricksie?"

Her cute little nose scrunched up. "Aren't you supposed to do this type of thing like it's a marriage proposal?"

,m His eyes widened, and he tried to get his memo pad but realized he had two animals in his arms.

"Is that how you're supposed to add women in a harem?" Leon asked, taking mental notes, "Can you go into more detail?"

The haremites in the area stopped shopping and looked at him in surprise. After a single giggle, the entire area erupted into involuntary laughter, leaving Leon with a wry smile.

"How should I know?" Tricksie giggled, "I just want a proposal. A girl needs a proposal to accept something so committal and leeeeeewd."

Leon's eyes glided to the left. "How do you propose?"

"You offer to lick the woman's fur until it's perfectly groomed." Minx scoffed.

The humans in the area burst into giggles, causing her to turn away in shame. "Damn humans."

"In my culture, males and females have sex nonstop, four times at a stretch, for days and have a dozen kits every month." Tricksie explained. (A/N: Very convenient scientific fact.)

Leon finally understood why she was so sexually aggressive.

"Not happening." He replied dryly.

Tricksie's cute little face scrunched up in a pouting expression.

"Sex for days, negotiable. Children, no way." Leon clarified.

The bunny's eyes sparkled. "Then give me all the sex for a proposal!"

"Can I propose after you join my harem?" Leon asked.

"Is it your phobia…?" Tricksie asked nervously, realizing the shaky territory.

"No. You're extremely forward, so it's not a problem." He replied, "But if you join the harem, our sex will give you crazy leveling. So it's practical."

Tricksie's eyes widened. "That's even better! Promise me sex now as the proposal."

"Tricksie Swarmtail… I promise you sex to initiate our harem. I'll have to lose my virginity to Caitlyn first and sleep with Lindy. However, after that, I'll give you what you desire."

The bunny pouted, hearing that he'd sleep with other women first during the proposal!

"And I'll pet your bunny ears with my power while I do it." Leon added with a slight smile.

"DEAL!" Tricksie growled in a low voice.

Minx swallowed and turned away nervously, refusing to let Leon see her face.

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[A/N: Rabbits have truckloads of sex.]