Have You Written Your Will Today?-Chapter 499 - 493: The Betrothed Young Man’s Bedroom Ineptitude

Chapter 499: Chapter 493: The Betrothed Young Man’s Bedroom Ineptitude

The flickering lanterns within the room cast a gentle glow, while the incense burner emitted a delicate and elegant fragrance. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

His words, on the contrary, sobered Shen Hua up.

"What of me reading miscellaneous books? Perhaps I should remind you, these books were delivered by you. And now, it’s all somehow my fault."

"It would be better for the Prince to be reasonable."

Her slender fingertips poked his chest repeatedly, as if she intended to argue with him all night.

"Anyone uninformed would think I’ve done some heinous act against heaven and earth."

Suddenly, she leaned close as if about to kiss him, only to sniff like a kitten.

"Have you been drinking?"

His Adam’s apple bobbed, his expression stern. Perhaps it was the alcohol, perhaps the emotions of the night were denser than during the day. It’s not the wine that intoxicates, but the person itself. The bodily reactions were so intense and hard to control.

"It was a happy occasion today, so I had a few drinks."

He shifted his posture, trying to hide his body’s reaction, his voice inexplicably husky.

Shen Hua was skeptical.

She was aware that quite a few people toasted Cui Yun.

But she didn’t expect him to accept every single one.

While others may have had their limits, Ji Huo, one who wishes for chaos, would wish to get one drunk entirely in order to exact revenge for past humiliations.

Looking down from her height, the girl’s eyes were moist yet bright. She raised her chin, pretending to be lofty and cold.

"Indeed, it is an honor to be engaged to me after all."

She put herself in the situation.

"I don’t blame you for this."

"Truly, I am genuinely envious of you."

Cui Yun, what sort of fortune did he have to marry Yangyang!

If she had a tail, she would be wagging it up to the heavens right now.

Cui Yun’s gaze was deep as he looked steadily at her.

Shen Hua’s eyes rolled, the thick aroma of alcohol in the air was tantalizing, and she swallowed her saliva.

"It smells strong. It seems even more refined and pleasant than those two jars of wine you brewed before. You don’t know, the wine at today’s women’s banquet tasted bland to me, barely different from plain water."

In Shengjing, the ladies seldom did more than drink to cheer their hearts, unlike her, who’s like a barrel of wine.

"Later, I shall move some from Duke Fu’s Mansion."

Cui Yun was well aware of her intentions.

"That was wine delivered to the Imperial Palace."

"Oh, then I’ll move it from the Imperial Palace."

At Duke Fu’s Mansion, she had to restrain herself somewhat, but at the Imperial Palace, she could take all she wanted.

She had made her serious plans, then she brought the topic back herself. The girl pondered over the book, her emotions becoming full.

"We’ve just gotten engaged, and you’re already giving me such an attitude, how will we survive the future?"

Truth be told, she was rather rational. These days, Cui Yun had covered all bases, barely giving her any opportunities at all!

She haughtily scoffed.

"Be more mindful, it’s fortunate it applies to you."

"If it were any other young man, you would be off squatting somewhere crying."

Cui Yun listened quietly, his lips curving in a smile that was not quite a smile.

"You make sense."

"I’ve already had Ying Yi report to Ji Teng. Someone will suffer the consequences. We will not discuss the miscellaneous books for now... only..."

He paused in his speech.

The girl showed no fear, standing tall and confident.

"Only what?"

"I just want to ask Miss Shen, are miscellaneous books more interesting, or is this book here superior?"

As he spoke, he pushed aside those miscellaneous books and precisely picked the one at the very bottom. In front of Shen Hua, he didn’t even give her a chance to avoid it, his fingertip casually flipped a page, revealing an image too lewd for words.

Shen Hua furrowed her brows, momentarily stunned.

She quickly recovered.

This was a book she had casually taken from Ji Huo’s study during her last visit. It was only after she returned that she realized it was an erotic novel.

More visually striking than even a wall.

There were also text explanations.

That night, the girl had read with wide-open eyes and meticulous attention, reaping substantial benefits.

Latter, she threw it aside carelessly, forgetting about the existence of this book, yet unexpectedly, Cui Yun had flipped through it as well.

She was very calm and not at all flustered. Moving slowly in her slippers, Shen Hua crossed over to the inner side where Cui Yun had lain down. She had a strong imitative ability and half-sat down, mimicking Cui Yun’s posture.

But whereas he was languid, she was delicate and playfully coquettish.

Cui Yun knitted his brows together, struggling to hold back a smile.

Before he could speak, he heard Shen Hua’s faint voice.

"How could this be compared. I find it hard to determine the winner. However..."

Her voice lowered, sincere: "In the end, it’s meant to be used on your body."

Cui Yun grew even warmer.

His heart skipped a beat violently. His breathing was also in disarray for a moment.

Shen Hua was about to speak further when she was pressed down beneath him. His breath, mixed with the scent of alcohol, sprayed onto the tip of her nose.

An ungentlemanly kiss descended, as if he desired to swallow her whole.

But it still wasn’t enough.

Shen Hua was kissed to the point of losing self-control. Her hand climbed onto his shoulder, slowly wrapping around his neck in cooperation.

His kisses became gentler, moving downward bit by bit. First the neck, then the collarbone. The pajamas were pushed up, revealing the snowy, full swell beneath the undershirt.

Shen Hua panted, and as he lightly nibbled through the thin garment, her legs tense and unendurable straightened; she also noticed the abnormality in Cui Yun’s body.

Very hard.

And very hot.

She blinked, her moist apricot eyes filled with hazy mist, like broken light scattered among jade.

Cui Yun grabbed her hand: "Since you’ve learned, you might as well try it."

Shen Hua’s curiosity made her distracted, yet her eyes were covered. Something was placed in the palm of her hand.

Too big for one to grasp.

"Don’t look."

By her ear, she heard his coaxing voice.

"Be good, touch it."

Shen Hua, stunned, let her hand be guided by him.

But after a few back and forth motions, she snapped back to her senses, abruptly retracting her hand. The girl was extremely angry.

She pushed Cui Yun.

"That’s clearly not how it’s done!"

Last time, Cui Yun also used his hand to...

This time...

The Minister of Ministry of Justice, so quick on the uptake in other matters, how could he be so dense in this respect.

Shen Hua wanted to mock him. But she held back.

She tossed the book at him: "Take a look at this before you come back!"

He didn’t move, the two of them stalemate, ending with his uncontrollable, soft laughter.

Shen Hua didn’t understand how he could still have the nerve to laugh.

It was he who should be feeling ashamed.

Cui Yun used a handkerchief to wipe her hand, then wrapped her up in the blankets like a cocoon, and unhurriedly went to pick up the books that had been completely pushed to the floor earlier, along with the clothes on the ground. The corners of his eyes were tinged with a captivating red.

He took a few cups of tea from nearby and drank them down rapidly. It was only after the cool tea settled in his stomach that he felt somewhat better.

Cui Yun did not look at Shen Hua again.

He put on his robe and said.

"The Ministry of Justice still has some cases to review; I need to go there. I won’t be able to keep you company."

"We’ll dine with the Cui family tomorrow, wait for me to pick you up. You’ve had a tiring day, rest early."

Shen Hua couldn’t understand how Cui Yun managed to speak so calmly and evenly to her. She watched in astonishment as Cui Yun, holding a stack of books, headed outside.

She also heard the sound of the door opening, and his instructions to Ji Qing.

"Burn them all."

Shen Hua: !!!

She forlornly looked up at the canopy above her head.

Just at that moment, someone circled back.

"Ha!"

Shen Hua clearly did not wish to see him.

His fingertips gently brushed her tender cheek.

He leaned down, "Shen Hua, I care for you, hence I don’t touch you. If I really intended to do something, your frail body couldn’t withstand it."

"I was about to leave, but I thought I should come back and tell you, lest you misunderstand that your betrothed young man is impotent in marital affairs."