How to Enjoy a Common Sense-Altering World-Chapter 38: Welcome to the Female Cafe (2) (18+)

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Chapter 38: Welcome to the Female Cafe (2)

A small business owner running an animal cafe.

Baek Suryeon was in crisis.

Recently, customers had decreased due to obsolescence.

With the rising minimum wage, she had seriously considered closing the business.

But today.

The crisis she faced was incomparable to that.

"Whew. This is good coffee. I like it."

"Ah, yes. Thank you."

'Am I going to die?'

Baek Suryeon's forehead broke out in cold sweat at the unexpected visit from an important person.

An executive of the Erotic Management Agency.

Jung Sahwa calmly enjoyed the double shot Americano served to her,

Without even frowning.

She's not someone who moves for ordinary reasons.

For such a person to suddenly visit the cafe?

She must have come to sharpen her knife, without a doubt.

'What did I do wrong?'

Though she struggled with debt and lived a difficult life,

She had never done anything bad.

At most, she once received a 500 won coin in change.

Surely an important person wouldn't come for something like that.

"Eek!"

"Hm?"

While anxiously watching,

She was startled by the sound of the cup being set down.

Contrary to her desire not to stand out,

Baek Suryeon drew attention due to her nervousness.

Though Jung Sahwa herself had no particular thoughts.

'What an interesting person.'

The kind of person who would improve the atmosphere if there was one at work. Like an air freshener.

If possible, could we bring her to our side?

As her thoughts deepened, her eyes narrowed.

Like a predator eyeing its prey.

Or a professor looking at a prospective graduate student.

"Um, may I ask why you came today?"

"There's no need to worry. I didn't come with any particular purpose."

"Ah, I see..."

It's uncomfortable.

Baek Suryeon finds this situation extremely uncomfortable, but

She can't bring herself to say it out loud,

And can only fidget.

How dare she tell an executive of the Erotic Management Agency she's uncomfortable?

She'd rather jump from a tall building.

She wouldn't even attempt such a foolish thing.

If by chance she did,

A punishment worse than death would be handed down.

"If it's not too presumptuous, could I check the employee information?"

"Yes, of course!"

Normally you shouldn't hand over personal information to others,

But who is the other party?

None other than Jung Sahwa, an executive of the highest authority, the Erotic Management Agency.

No matter how much the employees protest,

They're just puppies that will behave in front of her name.

She handed over the documents without hesitation.

"This is..."

As she slowly flipped through the documents,

One caught Jung Sahwa's eye.

The cat woman she had warned had a bad personality earlier.

While the others were D or E grade pussies,

Only she was C grade.

A C grade could be active enough elsewhere,

Why work at such a remote animal cafe?

She wondered briefly,

But soon lost interest, remembering personal freedom.

"You have skilled people."

"Yes, they're our proud employees."

Baek Suryeon's head lifted proudly at the praise for her employees.

Jung Sahwa leisurely enjoyed her coffee while closely examining the cat woman's information.

If by chance her grade went up,

Could Kim Jinwoo handle it?

She might lose a capable talent,

But at the same time she looked forward to his future growth.

Of course, grades don't suddenly go up.

Garam's case was an exception.

Grades rarely go up suddenly.

Unless a large amount of aphrodisiac gas is suddenly released.

Grades won't go up otherwise.

"Hm?"

Psssshhh!

The sound of gas escaping was heard from somewhere.

Do they perhaps spray air freshener every hour?

It would be dangerous for a normal animal cafe,

But since people are acting as animals,

It should be fine to spray air freshener.

She soon turned her attention away and looked at the females I had fucked.

They were all busy panting, fallen to my dick.

This indescribable sense of superiority.

This is why I can't help but fall into the common sense-altered world.

I can fuck just by making eye contact,

And take no responsibility even for pregnancy in this perfect world.

Perhaps this is the world I've always wanted.

The common sense-altered world is a hundred times better than isekai or novel transmigration!

'This is my blue ocean!'

You can live however you want without consequences.

Suddenly the animal costume group tearing off their clothes.

What on earth is going on?

I was so surprised I let out a girly scream!

Though I tried to protest from the belated shame,

Their eyes made me swallow my words.

'What's going on?'

They were excited when I first came in, but at least they seemed human with reason.

But now?

As if they've become real beasts, I can't sense any reason.

They licked their lips and drooled while staring at me.

The atmosphere suddenly changed from predator to prey.

Should I run away?

"Come this way!"

"Huh?"

Just then, someone grabbed my wrist.

And ran straight up to the second floor.

The predator costume group followed,

But just before they caught us, the situation was resolved by locking the second floor door.

This isn't a zombie outbreak or anything.

What on earth is going on?

"Hah... hah... Are you hurt anywhere?"

"I'm fine. Thanks for saving me."

I thanked the cat woman who saved me from the predators.

Somehow she hadn't lost her reason,

Noticing something was off,

She immediately brought me to safety on the second floor.

I pointed at the unreasonable predator group beyond the door,

And asked the cat woman what was happening.

"Why are they suddenly acting like that? Did I do something wrong?"

"You were a bit rough, but it's not your fault."

"Then?"

"The heat gas deployed on the first floor probably caused the problem."

Heat gas?

Why is something like that in an animal cafe?

As I glared at her with a puzzled look,

The cat woman shrugged and said:

"What's wrong? It's common sense for animal cafes to have heat gas."

"Sigh, right. It must be common sense."

For the first time in a while, I was fed up with this bullshit common sense.

Fine, let's say it's common sense for animal cafes to have heat gas.

But why did they suddenly become like that?

It's wrong to have such a dangerous thing in a cafe in the first place!

"The gas dispersal machine malfunctioned."

"How can you be sure?"

"Because that damn manager used an old model to save money!"

By manager, does she mean the person who greeted me when I first came?

She did have a miserly face.

"The gas isn't dispersed on the second floor, so we should be safe here."

"Then I guess we'll have to stay here for a while."

This is really ridiculous.

It's not like we're stranded on a remote Pacific island.

I can't help but laugh bitterly at being stranded in the middle of the city.

Jung Sahwa will probably notice soon since they're causing such a commotion.

Otherwise we'll have to contact her from here.

"Hm? Hmm?"

"What's wrong all of a sudden?"

"I think I left my phone behind."

I searched my pockets thoroughly,

But no phone appeared, only dust fell out.

No phone in this situation.

Having to wait for Jung Sahwa who might not come anytime soon.

I was just relieved I wasn't alone.

"Don't come closer!"

As I approached wanting to rely on each other,

She suddenly yelled and rejected me.

My first rejection in the common sense-altered world.

For a moment, deep dark memories I had sealed away surfaced.

-Ugh, why am I paired with someone like you... Hey! Anyone want to switch seats with me?

"Arghhhh!"

"What's wrong? Why are you suddenly like this?"

As I suffered from the remnants of the past,

The cat woman looked at me strangely.

I sealed away the memories of my gloomy loner days again,

And sat down keeping some distance from her.

"Does this kind of thing happen often?"

"No. It's never happened before, but I prepared in advance because I don't trust the manager."

Manager, just what have you done?

Wouldn't the cat woman be more suitable as manager?

Well, even with a high position,

There are plenty of people worse than entry-level employees.

I should tell Jung Sahwa later to punish her.

"Ugh!"

"What's wrong? Are you hurt somewhere..."

"Don't come closer!"

The cat woman growled fiercely, pushing away my hand.

Feeling something was off,

I forcibly spread her tightly closed legs.

Love juices flowed down like a flood, soaking the floor.

"Don't tell me you..."

"I couldn't help it. Even though I was far from the machine, I still had to breathe it in."

This isn't even a real zombie apocalypse.

Why are you following such a cliche!

In other words, the reason she rejected me wasn't because she disliked me.

She was keeping her distance to avoid pouncing on me.

And here I thought...

If multiple people attacked it would be one thing,

But if I just fuck her and relieve her sexual urges, wouldn't everything be okay?

As I approached shaking my dick,

She panicked and tried to stop me.

"Wait a moment! Listen to me first."

"Even if it's for your pride. Are you going to be stubborn even here?"

"That's not it!"

The cat woman breathed roughly.

"My pussy grade is C grade."

"Oh, that's impressive."

"I know. But I've breathed in the heat gas too."

What's the problem with that?

As I tilted my head not understanding,

The cat woman sighed and added an explanation.

"My pussy grade has gone up slightly now. Probably C+ grade?"

"...That's a bit dangerous."

It's hard for my dick to endure even a one grade increase.

I've just recently gotten used to C grade pussies.

Can I handle a C+ grade pussy?

It seems like a small difference just looking at the grade,

But experiencing it would feel completely different.

"It doesn't matter. Let's do it."

"Are you out of your mind?"

So what?

C grade is already risky, C+ grade would be really dangerous.

But conversely, doesn't that mean it feels dangerously good?

I dripped pre-cum like drool at the appearance of a C+ grade pussy.

"A man is an animal that takes on challenges. This much can't stop me."

"You're crazy. What if you become obsolete?"

"Your body is being honest even if your words aren't."

"Ungh!"

Despite her words,

Her gaze won't leave my dick.

Well, she's been staring since I fucked the others.

After breathing in the heat gas, she probably can't hold back.

I swayed my dick like fishing bait.

Her gaze slowly swayed following the glans.

"Come on, be honest. You want to suck it, don't you?"

"B-but..."

"If you resist to the end, I have no choice!"

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"Ungh!"

I forcibly knocked down the dishonest female cat.

The female cat pinned under me in an instant.

Though she says she dislikes this situation,

She stared intently at my dick with excited eyes.

"I'm going to insert now. If you dislike it, resist with all your might."

"Th-that... Ungh♡!"

Squelch!

Unlike her words, it went in to the base without resistance.

Bumpy protrusions stroked my dick,

And pleasure spread throughout my body as soon as I reached her womb.

It's not even a full grade difference,

Just half a grade, yet it feels this good?

Then how good must a B grade pussy feel?

Just thinking about it makes me want to fuck one already.

"I-it's not too late♡! If you don't want to be obsolete, pull out quickly♡!"

"This much won't make me obsolete!"

"Ohhhh♡!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

Yes, I have to admit this.

The female cat's pussy feels better than anything I've experienced before.

It feels like my brain might melt even if I stay still.

Like a devil whispering, it tells me not to be stubborn,

And to hurry and ejaculate semen.

But it's far from making me submit.

"Are you scared by just this much?"

"Ahh♡! How♡! Why are you still fine♡!"

"That just shows how amazing I am!"

"Unghhhh♥!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

I hugged the female cat and pounded her in mating press.

This feeling of forcibly widening her vagina and roughly pounding.

I savored the superiority over a woman with my whole body.

"I'll make you pay properly for looking down on me!"

"Ungh♥! I'm sorry♥! I'm sorry for looking down on you♥! Not knowing what an amazing dick you have♥!"

Squelch squelch squelch!

As punishment for underestimating me,

I thrust my disciplinary dick into the arrogant female cat's pussy.

Unlike with Garam, it was thrilling at first,

But the more I pounded, the more familiar it became.

It feels like eating an appetizer before tasting a B grade pussy.

Someday when I get used to this pussy,

It seems to be telling me the next will be a B grade pussy.

Then I should practice hard!

"I'll cum lightly once for now!"

"Ohhhh♥! Serious mating semen is coming♥!"

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!

I poured thick semen as an advance payment for education.

It's only half a grade higher,

But the level of sucking semen is excellent.

To think such a good pussy lives right near my house.

Isn't this too lucky?

As I rubbed her cervix while ejaculating,

The female cat belatedly came to her senses and pushed me away.

"That's enough! My body has calmed down, so now..."

"What are you saying, we're just getting started."

"No, that's not... Ohhhh♥!"

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!

This female cat is definitely getting pregnant today.

Because I've decided so!

***

"Ah...!"

The fox costume woman collapsed with a short scream.

To think the heat gas would spread and cause this situation in the brief moment I looked away.

Fortunately she seemed to have escaped to the second floor.

She wasn't found on the first floor,

And the females in heat were gathered at the stairs leading to the second floor.

I managed to subdue them urgently,

But Jung Sahwa was reminded of her time in the special forces,

Which wasn't very pleasant.

Still, the important thing is whether Kim Jinwoo is safe.

I immediately opened the door with the key from the manager,

And a thick female scent assaulted my nose.

'Don't tell me they broke through here and went inside.'

"Ah, you finally came."

Just then, Kim Jinwoo's voice was heard.

I turned my head.

He was hugging the cat woman whose belly was swollen like full-term pregnancy,

And shaking his hips like a monkey in heat.

He didn't seem to be in any danger at all.

I felt relieved but somehow deflated.

"I'm glad you're safe."

"I survived thanks to this girl. Right, Chaewon?"

"Yes♥! I'm a female cat just for Master♥!"

Squelch squelch squelch squelch!

The female cat was clearly completely fallen at a glance.

I heard she was a C grade pussy, but is he okay?

If she was affected by the gas, her grade must have gone up.

Seeing Kim Jinwoo pounding her repeatedly,

Fortunately it seems he hasn't become obsolete.

I sighed in relief and took out my phone from my cleavage.

I should do my job diligently for now.

"Yes, it's me. Please send someone to the address I'm about to give. Yes, for an operational investigation."

A 20 million won fine for improper facility management.

As a result, the animal cafe ended up closing down.

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