How to Enjoy a Common Sense-Altering World-Chapter 67 Dick Grade Re-measurement (1) (18+)

The detailed examination results say it really is an erotic item.

"So what's the ability?"

"It's called Ghost Hand. The ability to create and control invisible hands."

"Oho..."

What a fitting ability for an erotic item.

Invisible hands, huh.

Isn't that perfect for groping?

Though why would you grope in the common sense-altered world?

'You could just grab any woman and suck on her, and no one would say anything. Why bother?'

Anyway, groping isn't important right now.

It's the erotic item received from a ghost.

Ghost Hand.

The ability to create and control invisible ghost hands at will.

I still don't know how to use it.

It doesn't seem to work just by thinking about it.

When I used the medal, it came naturally.

But this time I can't even get a grasp on it.

My throat gets dry from thinking so hard.

Just as I reach out to grab a cup,

"Hm?"

The cup fits snugly in my hand.

There's no way I could reach it just by extending my hand slightly, since I pushed it away saying it was in the way.

I just reached out a little,

And the cup I had pushed away came into my grasp.

'Is this how it works?'

Now that I've used it once, I roughly understand how to use it.

To think I'd figure out how to use it because of laziness.

Even I think it's pretty ridiculous.

Still, what's important is that I figured it out.

I can learn the rest gradually.

"...Ms. Jung Sahwa."

"Yes. What is it?"

"You said before, right? That your body regenerates even if limbs are cut off."

Jung Sahwa nods in affirmation.

Then isn't she a good candidate as an experimental subject?

My target is Jung Sahwa's breasts.

I'll hit with full force for now!

Slap! Splurt! Splurt!

I slapped her breasts with the Ghost Hand.

Her breasts shook violently and sprayed breast milk.

This much should be similar to my level.

If I can't lift something,

There's a high chance the Ghost Hand can't lift it either.

Next is how many I can bring out.

"Ungh! Ungh!"

Slap! Splurt! Slap! Splurt!

I pulled on her swollen nipples,

And slapped her breasts vigorously several times.

Right now 2 is the limit, but it seems possible to increase with practice.

Though it's called Ghost Hand,

The sensation is transmitted as is.

I felt the coldness when I touched the cup too.

I probably won't get burns or frostbite, but it seems difficult to hold for long.

This much verification should be enough.

"I-is that Ghost Hand?"

"Yeah, I tried testing it out, how was it?"

"I'll give you 54 points. High score for the surprise attack and mercilessly slapping."

Hey, who asked for a masochist score?

Still, seeing Jung Sahwa evaluate so generously,

It must be quite a good ability.

If I get better at it later, maybe I could even

Send 100 people at once without using my hands.

More importantly, that useless score.

I don't know why she's giving it.

Can I buy snacks with it or something?

"Also, Mr. Kim Jinwoo's measurement is complete."

"Measurement? Did I receive something during the detailed examination?"

"No, to be precise it's a point measurement."

Point measurement?

I narrowed my eyes and glared at her strange statement.

She borrowed my phone and started fiddling with it.

"Members of the Erotic Management Agency can rent and purchase erotic items."

"Is that so?"

"It's one of the benefits. You didn't look at it, did you?"

At those words I averted my gaze slightly.

How could I read through all that long text?

It's faster to just ask Jung Sahwa.

"But erotic items can't be exchanged for money or gold."

"Because they're that dangerous and valuable?"

I roughly understood.

Anyone can earn money.

But points?

Only official members can earn points.

Others can't obtain them no matter how much money they have.

At least not through official routes.

"Even Bronze rank can earn points, so I recommend not mentioning you're a member unless necessary."

"Because I might attract unwanted attention?"

"Correct. This is why I can't dislike you, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

What do people with lots of money do most often,

To obtain erotic items?

They might use the black market,

But the most likely target is clueless Bronze rank members.

In other words, trying to persuade people like me who just became members.

No matter how important points are,

What use are they if you have no money right now?

Rich people probably try to exploit that,

Aiming for people's weak points.

But what can they do?

I have lots of money and want for nothing.

"That's done. If you need any items, you can use EroNet."

"EroNet, huh."

What a tacky name.

Still, it's not bad since it's intuitive.

Since I'm currently accessing EroNet,

Just as I was about to check what items there are,

[Points - 18,457]

".....?"

Is this right?

How did I already get over 10,000 points when I haven't done anything?

Has it even been 2 weeks since I hit Bronze rank?

All I've done in that time is

Impregnate women passing by,

Suck breast milk and fuck at cafes,

And use some urinal girls in public bathrooms.

Could this not be an impressive number?

Having tens of millions of won is surprising,

But having tens of millions in a game isn't that exciting.

Like that, maybe this is a smaller number than expected...

'Seems that's not the case.'

Let's take a light look at what items there are.

I was surprised by how cheap they were.

Even if E-grade erotic items are common and useless,

They still have special powers as erotic items.

Yet those E-grade items are just 100 points.

At this rate I could buy over 100 of them.

"If you save more, you could aim for B-grade too."

"I didn't expect even I would have this much..."

It seems unexpected for Jung Sahwa too,

As she trailed off and sighed deeply.

Official members of the Erotic Management Agency are given duties.

When you say duties,

It sounds like something grand and strict,

But in reality it's just regularly impregnating women for the continuation of humanity.

'How is impregnating a duty.'

But think about what I've been doing until now.

Did I impregnate because of duty?

Or did I force myself to do it for humanity?

It's none of those.

I just fucked every woman I saw like a dog in heat because I was horny.

Yet each one was measured in points,

And nearly 20,000 points accumulated?

"Was it too much?"

"No. Rather, you did well. Though we say it's a duty, we don't force it so not many people fulfill it."

Then that's good.

I was surprised by the unexpectedly large amount,

But considering what I've been doing, it might even be too little.

I impregnated every woman I met,

And fucked over dozens of women a day.

"Then let's save a bit more and buy a B-grade item."

"I'd normally stop you, but for Mr. Kim Jinwoo it shouldn't take long."

I think so too.

If it's 18,000 after about a month,

That means I'll easily pass 30,000 next month.

Rather than buying a bunch of mediocre C or D-grade items,

It's better to buy one B-grade item, right?

"By the way, the score I gave you is also added to your points, just so you know."

"..."

Isn't this blatantly asking to be tormented too?

"I don't want to."

"Why not? It's a chance to infinitely supply points."

I owe Jung Sahwa an indescribably huge debt.

But she's a masochist.

That's why I dislike it even more.

"I'm not keen on doing what a masochist wants."

"Kuhh♡!"

Splurt! Splurt! Splurt!

Jung Sahwa suddenly came.

Wondering what happened this time, I looked closer.

She wiped breast milk instead of tears as if moved and said:

"As expected, you have talent as a sadist. I understand your deep intentions well, Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

What did you understand?

I just said I don't want to do it?

She suddenly started playing both sides on her own,

And ended the conversation on her own terms.

Well, it's tiring to dig deeper into this,

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"More importantly, it's about that time."

"Hm? Is something happening?"

"Mr. Kim Jinwoo, you really should read the manual or official documents."

Huh? What is it?

***

It seems the dick grade isn't

Something you receive once and it's over.

As weeding out becomes more serious by the day,

Even men who initially received B-grade,

Commonly drop to C-grade after half a year.

So as a special measure,

They conduct re-measurements once a month regularly.

If your dick gets smaller here,

Or sexual function problems arise, your grade drops immediately.

I have nothing to worry about,

But I just wonder if I really need to go get re-measured.

Think about it.

Far from getting smaller, my alpha dick has grown even more impressive.

Even my ejaculation volume has grown to twice what it was when measured.

If anything my grade would go up, not down.

There's no reason for it to go down.

Well, they say there are no grades higher than this for some reason.

But shouldn't I at least be #1 in Korea at my level?

"Ah, oppa. It's been a while!"

"Yeah, it's been almost a month."

As soon as I entered the center,

The gyaru Yoo Sehee came running from afar recognizing me.

Her tanned skin was the same as ever,

But strangely her makeup was light.

No, this isn't just light...

"Did you not wear makeup?"

"Ah, you can tell? Well, it might be dangerous for the baby, so I have to be careful."

Yoo Sehee said that while lovingly stroking her belly.

Well, since she's pregnant,

It's good to eliminate any possible risks.

I patted her head saying she did well.

She smiled happily going "hehe".

"Did oppa come for re-measurement too?"

"That's right. I wanted to come later, but I don't have time then."

My schedule for fucking women is packed from now on,

So I won't have any free time later.

More importantly, are all the men here now non-weeded out men?

There are fewer than I expected.

'7 including me?'

I heard weeding out was serious,

But I'm a bit shocked that only 7 people gathered.

Of course, re-measurements are done at other centers too,

And not everyone comes on the same day,

But I expected at least over 20 people, unlike my prediction,

With only 7 people, there was a big gap between expectation and reality.

"So oppa, just how many women have you been fucking?"

"Why do you ask?"

"The number of pregnant people around has increased a lot lately."

Of course I know that.

I have a whole collection of pregnancy tests gathered as a hobby now.

Sehee showed her pearly white teeth,

And rubbed my chest with her breasts.

If only she wasn't actually pregnant,

I'd take off my pants and fuck her right here.

It's really a shame.

"You already have that look like you want pussy. I'll suck you off with my mouth once the exam is over. Just wait a bit."

Sehee made a ring with her fingers,

And gestured shaking it back and forth.

I wonder how she'll react when she sees my grown alpha dick.

Just thinking about it makes my dick rock hard already.

"Then we'll start the re-measurements now. Please line up over here."

Baek Yurin, whom I haven't seen in a while, gave instructions,

And lined up the waiting men in a row.

As she slowly checked IDs,

When our eyes met, her eyes curved like crescent moons.

"It's been a while. Oppa's here for re-measurement too?"

"I don't have much reason to come otherwise."

"Well, your sperm is so amazing. I got pregnant right away."

If it weren't for that,

I could come often and fuck until I'm sick of it.

More importantly, why are we lined up in the central hall?

Isn't it usually done in a separate measurement room,

Or a space enclosed on all sides?

"Ah, oppa doesn't know. There's a tradition of nurses mocking those who are weeded out during re-measurement. So we do the exams in an open space."

"Wow."

That sounds horrifying just thinking about it.

Being weeded out is terrible enough,

But nurses mocking your weeded out dick?

I wouldn't be surprised if someone committed suicide on the spot.

Well, that won't happen to me though.

"Now then, we'll start measuring the first person."

"Yes, sir!"

The man at the front boldly took off his pants.

However, the female doctor measuring didn't mock him,

Nor did she admire him,

She just looked with an emotionless, mechanical gaze.

"8.4cm erect. Rigidity 4. Next, please ejaculate into this box."

"Yes! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh!"

Spurt spurt.

The first man achieved a 3-second finish like a rabbit.

The female doctor receiving the semen had a cold expression,

But it seems he wasn't judged as weeded out,

As she roughly wrote out a diagnosis and handed it to the nurse beside her.

"D-grade. If you drop any further you'll be judged as weeded out."

"Ah, I see..."

So the first measurement ended,

And the man left with slumped shoulders.

Fortunately he passed this time, but what about next time?

Will he be weeded out next time and mocked by the nurses?

Thinking that,

His retreating figure looked even more bitter.

"Hmm, are you confident?"

"Huh?"

A man suddenly asking me a strange question.

Since I'm 7th and last,

This person must be 6th.

More importantly, I don't know what he's asking if I'm confident about.

"If you get measured after me, there will be a comparison. I can specially yield to you."

"Ah..."

So right now,

He's saying his dick is so big it might be pitiful,

So he'll specially yield his dick out of generosity.

What nonsense is he spouting?

Honestly, it's not like my dick would lose anywhere,

And I'm not in a hurry so it doesn't really matter, but

"Then I'll gratefully accept."

If I can go early,

There's no reason to refuse.

The man yielded his place smugly,

But I wonder if he'll really be more impressive than me.

The re-measurements progressed quickly and soon it was my turn.

"Hello. You're Kim Jinwoo, correct?"

"Yes."

"Then please take out your dick right away."

At the female doctor's dry instructions, I boldly lowered my pants.

At that, emotion filled her eyes for the first time,

And she let out a short exclamation.

"Wow..."

An extreme dick reaching 34cm.

Length, thickness, girth.

Everything had grown incomparably since last time.

The female doctor stared blankly at my dick, then came to her senses,

And hurriedly picked up a ruler to measure, but

"Ah, head nurse. Could you bring the tape measure instead of this?"

"Ah, yes!"

We're not measuring girth this time.

They purposely brought a 30cm ruler,

But it became useless since I happened to exceed 30cm.

When the nurse who hurriedly returned arrived,

The female doctor carefully unrolled the tape measure and began measuring.

"L-length 34.2cm. Rigidity 10..."

"O-oppa, it grew even more?"

"Ah, I'm cumming...♡."

Females going into heat at the appearance of the extreme dick.

This is why I can't help but like the common sense-altered world.

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