I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World-Chapter 91: Goodbye, Cruel World—Wait, Nevermind

The sky was rumbling.

The ground was thundering.

Wait... I miss-matched them.

The sky was thundering and the ground was rumbling.

Everyone was looking at the sky while keeping their balance on the ground like they were on a boat driven by a truck driver.

But damn, this is a big earthquake. But is this really an earthquake or that Aphrodite girl is jogging somewhere and the land is rumbling here? She can move tectonic plates if she tries, I tell you.

I really don’t know what is happening, is this earthquake only happening in Gangbang continent, or the whole Moral, I need to know.

The people could see us but we can’t see them so I can’t tell if they were also feeling the same turbulence like the people present in the battlefield right now.

But fucking hell, Malthus could at least cover my chest before gazing at the sky! My heart is literally visible. Either eat it or just let me go. The air is already polluted nowadays, it will infect my heart.

Nevertheless, no one cared about my heart and the common populace of Moral shared their thoughts about the current event.

"What is going on?"

"Why are all of them shaking?"

"And why aren’t we shaking?"

"Did an earthquake happen there?"

"And look at the sky!"

"Yeah. Lightning is going mad today. The thunder sounds are terrifying."

"Makes me remember the time when I had sex for the first time."

"Oh. Was the sky like this at that time too?"

"No. The girl was farting that day. The sounds were the same as today."

"... Forget it. Let’s be serious. The ground is shaking there but not here. But the sky is filled with thunder there and here as well. I feel something big is going to happen. Something huge is about to come in."

"Yes. Yes. A big one is coming! I can feel it. I am very close!"

"Hmm? The fuck—Riley you came back again? And get away from her, Ghost. Just how much stamina do you have? This is already the third time I am stopping you from having sex!"

"Wait a second. Just like you said, something big is coming! Let me do it. I will return all the money she gave it to me."

"No. I won’t allo—Wait. You will return the money? Fine. You only have five minutes. Make it fast."

"Yesss!"

...

My people were the same as usual but at least I got to know only the battlefield was suffering from an earthquake. Not the whole world.

But the sky was the same everywhere—filled with lightning and thunder. Like a 5$ dollar photo editor in Fiverr editing a photo for the first time and throwing random FXs and effects just to make it epic, not knowing the only epic thing he would create is his failure.

Malthus gawked at the sky with an intense look and he had also said something that he could feel it. Something was going to happen.

He watched the sky with bated breaths but the next second, he jolted his head at me.

Don’t look at me so suddenly, man. I have a weak heart, especially right now.

Anyhow, he stared at me intently and clenched his jaw.

"Is this is your doing, Human king? You still have something on your sleeve?"

Bro, I don’t even have sleeves anymore. You ripped both of my hands, remember?

"Answer me!"

This idiot.

Don’t ask me questions when you can clearly see your ex-hand wrapped around my throat. How do you expect me to answer with it?

Anyway, before Malthus could shout again, I gestured my pupils to my throat and he followed my gaze.

And when he saw it, his gaze softened as he sighed.

"You should have told me that you can’t speak with my hand on your throat."

... Yeah. I should have told him I can’t speak. Why didn’t I think of that? He is so smart.

Shaking his head as if it was my fault, he came towards me and snapped his fingers.

The next moment, his ex-hand caught fire and before I could panic about the fire reaching me, the hand turned to ashes and disappeared along with the fire.

After that, I felt like an only man in an orgy.

Relief washed over me as I finally felt a good amount of air in my lungs, though my lungs were feeling air for a while but from the outside, mostly because, well, my whole chest was open.

I exhaled a good amount of air and in the sky-screen I saw a live stream of how breathing really works for the first time. Some doctors would kill to be in my position.

Malthus stood near my feet and I think I should probably answer him. Which was a simple...

"No. It isn’t me."

"Then who the fuck is doing all this!?" Malthus roared.

I shrugged. At least I tried to. I was still in an upside down U position with my neck turned to my right side.

Was I still in pain? Yes.

But do I want to die? No.

But will Malthus forget about the sudden rumbling and thunder and eat my heart? Debatable.

But if I died, would I still wish for Sophia Leone? Hard yes.

"Answer me! Who is doing all this?" Malthus barked once more.

"Don’t ask me, dude. And you know, we might be probably over thinking. Maybe this is simply an earthquake and bad weather. And the feeling you are getting, it must be gas or diarrhea since you eat hearts often. So just chill out."

Malthus stared at me.

His soldiers heard me.

The people of Moral heard me.

Malthus frowned. "Are you saying that I forget about all this and focus on eating your heart?"

Huh?

Wait...

"Did I say that?"

"You did."

Shit.

"I see. Like I have said before, I tend to lie in pain. This is no simple earthquake and thunder. Something is really coming. Your feeling isn’t just gas. It’s gas filled with liquid. Beware. Keep focusing on the sky."

Malthus gawked at me with a straight face. "You are only saying this to change my mind from killing you."

Exactly.

"What? No way. Haha."

I laughed.

But only I laughed.

No one else did.

Malthus stepped towards me.

Fcuk.

"Wait. Don’t kill me. See the sky. Isn’t it beautiful? Doesn’t the thunder sound great? Doesn’t it make you remember the time when your father used to hit your mom? Remember the good times, man."

"You are going to die."

Aw shit.

Malthus reached near my heart.

Sat down on his knee and placed his hand on my heart once more.

Guess this is it.

He will pull out my heart from my chest like the cigarette I pulled out from my ass... ashtray.. ashtray once.

Sorry, grandma.

I wasn’t able to fulfil your dream.

And sorry, goblin grandma.

I wasn’t able to fulfill your revenge.

I am saying my last words again as this is finally the time to go.

Take care.

BOOM!

ZZAAPPP!

Just then, lightning fell beside me.

And the impact from that sent Malthus far away.

I shifted my pupils to see and a man, no, not a man, a Being, a Being with a bright white and golden aura stood beside me.

"Who.. who are you?" I muttered.

The golden aura Being looked over his shoulder, staring in my eyes as he said:

"I am your plot armor."

...

I see.

That’s... good and all, but..

I have been saying my last words for three times continuously now! Will anyone tell me if I am gonna die or not!?

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