I Found a Door to the Elven Realm-Chapter 2: Elven Beauty and a Wooden City

When the pain in his head finally faded, Eren saw his situation in a new light.

His whole body was wrapped around a woman and they were both sitting on the ground. If he leaned forward even a little, he could practically end up on top of her gorgeous body.

He lifted his eyes with a shy look at first and looked into the green-eyed elf’s face.

"Hello?"

Elf woman smiled when she understood him this time.

"Hi. Are you okay now?"

Eren nodded, then caught the curiosity in her expression.

A truth slapped him in the face as he remembered this was a different universe. The gestures that work back home probably didn’t mean anything here and they’d have no clue even if he flipped them off.

"Ehem. I’m fine. If you hadn’t caught me, I’d have hit my head. Thank you."

Her green eyes looked pure, almost innocent and Eren forgot what he was going to say for a few seconds. 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

She looks so beautiful...

Realizing she was still holding a stranger by the arms, she stepped back and stood up.

Every movement of her beautiful body made Eren want to drop to his knees and worship her. But he was an adult and knew how to behave properly. Or maybe he was just a coward who couldn’t handle the hate of a milf elf in a day like this.

With her long blonde hair and the kind of face every woman on Earth would envy, she belonged on a poster, not in a forest. Her breasts were huge and under the thin tattered T-shirt, every detail was obvious. The shirt which was filled with leaf symbols barely covered her navel, with cuts and holes all around it.

Her whole cloth choices didn’t do their job of covering. But strangely, Eren didn’t find it weird.

Even though her clothes were overly revealing, it felt natural to him. She was a damn Elf. And this was simply how she was suppose to dress here.

He didn’t see her as some lewd woman, just an elf.

..

His eyes were still on her body when her sweet, melodic voice snapped him back to reality.

He only understood the sentence after he forced his gaze up to her face again.

As she asked, "How did you just come out of nowhere?", she shifted the bow in her left hand and settled it back on the quiver on her back.

The question dragged Eren’s memory into place.

"From where did I come fr-..."

He turned, searching for the door he’d stepped through but there was nothing! Behind him, there was only an empty grassy clearing with a couple of trees.

"Honestly, I don’t know exactly how I got here. Maybe it was a spell or maybe I walked through a portal. It just happened by accident." His eyes went back to look at her body.

The elf woman was looking at him like he was the most interesting person she’d ever seen. And nothing about her expression felt threatening. If anything, she looked curious.

Eren got a little courage from her eyes. "I came from another world and I don’t know where I am miss." Finished his words and waited for her reaction.

Just revealing it made him feel lighter. He couldn’t act like those fantasy characters who keep everything secret, not right now.

I don’t even know what I’d do if I had to use the bathroom.

As he wondered how she’d respond, he heard soft "myu myu" sounds behind him.

"Watch out. Slimes!" Her voice wasn’t worried at all as she reached for her bow again.

"Slime?"

"Like those blue little mobs from the gam-"

Eren saw the slimes and got his answer.

"No way!"

Two blue slimes stood where he’d just came from the portal door.

They were only fifteen to twenty inches tall, round like balls but half-liquid and they weren’t the cute, colourful things he’d imagined. Slimes had no eyes or mouths and despite their size, they moved fast.

Eren’s body screamed danger at the sight of them. It felt like a pair of aggressive stray dogs were charging straight at him.

Before he could even decide what to do, one slid right up to him. His heartbeat spiked and he suddenly felt naked, helpless. His brain locked up again and his body refused to move.

Vıss...

The elf woman’s arrows shot past him and punched into the slimes. The creatures burst apart like they couldn’t hold their shape anymore. She looked like a professional archer, killing two magical creatures with casual ease, like it was nothing.

Watching the sexy elf drop slimes like they were ants made Eren’s fear evaporate. It also didn’t help that when she raised her arms, her shirt rode up and her stomach flashed fully, the hemline tugging high against her chest.

With an insane effort, Eren forced his eyes to her face.

"Have you never seen a slime before?"

There was only curiosity in her expression. As she hooked the bow back into place with her left hand, the movement pulled at her chest and Eren had to swallow hard. Even her armpits were stirring thoughts he definitely shouldn’t have been having.

He wasn’t a pervert in his private life. At least he didn’t think he was. But this elf was strange. Like she was using a magic to trick his mind.

He said slowly. "There isn’t any magic or magical creatures where I come from."

A dozen other details about Earth tried to crowd his tongue, but none of them mattered right now.

"Oh and the voice in my head says I’m fit to live here in this Elven Realm."

"Ah, that’s good to hear. So you can hear Evon, that’s nice." She smiled lightly. "Then let me tell you a few important things on the way to the village."

She looked so innocent and happy that for a moment Eren wondered if he was being tricked.

Still, even if this was a trap, he couldn’t pretend he had better options. What was he going to do, huh -wander alone through a magical forest?

He muttered with a small smile. "Do I have any other choice?"

...

Before they started through the forest, Eren picked up a few stones and left a small marker where the door-like portal had opened.

He didn’t want to panic later if he needed to find his way back to Earth. He had enough problems already.

His mind was full of questions, so many he tried to crush them all before they could multiply. If he started thinking properly, he wouldn’t stop.

Was the house my family used for generations, magical?

Why is there a f*king portal to another universe in my bedroom?

Did Mom and Dad know about this and have any of my ancestors been here before?

Who was the last person to come here forty-nine years ago?

And can I find the phone number of the construction company that built our house?

That last one was a joke, but it made him snort anyway. The house was ancient and it would be a miracle to track down who built it, but right now he wanted to understand this new universe and, if possible, have a little fun.

It was also surprisingly easy to forget his old world for a while. After fighting with his girlfriend, his boss and then drowning in thoughts of his parents, a new world felt like a clean reset.

Maybe the bouncing boobs and ass of this elven woman had something to do with it. Who knows, right...

As they walked, they traded names and ages.

"My name is Emily. I’m twenty-five years old."

"I’m Eren. I’m twenty-five years old." He didn’t want to believe she was the same age. She looked so mature and alluring with that beauty mark near her bottom lip.

He was distracted with wild thoughts. "Oh, so we’re the same age. I wouldn’t guess.."

"I know I look older than twenty-five, silly. Hahah. I’ll tell you the reason later."

Eren froze for a second after hearing that. So this milf wasn’t a milf at all.

How the hell is that possible? She looks like an almost middle-aged.

Their conversation didn’t stay simple for long. Eren started talking like there was a psychologist from Earth walking beside him and once he started, he couldn’t stop.

He described the world he grew up in, gave the basics, then slipped into the details of his family and the city life he’d lived.

By the end, he’d even poured out the smallest, stupidest details about the people he’d fought with and exactly how he’d ended up here.

When he finished, Eren watched, almost in slow motion, as Emily stepped closer with that tender look still on her face. She opened her arms and without waiting for him to move, hugged him with her whole body, wrapping her arms around his back.

"Everything will be alright. Don’t let anyone upset you and try to think about the good things in life. We only live once..."

Eren grinned with her huge breasts pressed against his chest and the scent of sweet fruit clinging to her skin. His head nodded automatically, then he forced actual words out.

"I’ll try to be more positive."

Emily seemed satisfied that she’d helped someone who was upset, then she stepped back and kept walking. She didn’t notice the young man behind her trying to hide his shorts with his hands.

For a few seconds, Eren forgot everything, including the fiancée he was planning to marry and even his own name.

Few minutes later, the forest thinned and they stepped onto a path with fewer trees.

Short wooden buildings appeared and a small but lively town came into view.

It was built entirely from wood with trees threaded between the houses like they belonged each other. Little fields and flower gardens spread around the edges with neat and bright roads in between.

Bunny-like animals- maybe really bunnies- Eren wasn’t sure, hopped through the grass.

Blond-haired and green haired elves dominated the village. People moved between the buildings. There were plenty of old looking ones contrary to the stories Eren was used to. And the closer they got, the more of locals showed up.

Even the slimes hadn’t hit him the way this village did.

For the first time, Eren truly felt it, this was a magical world!

[Congratulations. You have entered a living space for the first time in the Elven Realm in Planet Aradne!]

[You have entered Elven Village in the Starting Zone 31!]

Stop using "congratulations" every single time, damn it!