I Received Messages From Future Self!-Chapter 98 - : Do you prefer grilled or braised?

Chapter 98: Chapter 98: Do you prefer grilled or braised?

“Oh, that’s such a pity,”

the man said with a sinister chuckle.

“But, it’s okay.”

“I have more here, I’ll give them all to you in a bit.”

The man spoke with evil intent.

Through the crack in the door, a pair of eyes full of bloodshot veins glinted with greedy madness.

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Upon hearing this, Fang Xiaocao felt so nauseated she wanted to vomit.

[Quack Quack Quack!]

Just then, the notification sound from her phone went off.

Fang Xiaocao unlocked her screen to check the message.

[Hot Noodles: This man, named Wang Zheng, nicknamed Dolphin, is a world-famous, notoriously perverse serial killer.]

[Hot Noodles: Every victim that Dolphin fixes his sights on, regardless of their gender, will be subjected to extreme humiliation before being dismembered and made into specimens, which he then sends to the homes of their relatives or lovers.]

Seeing the message from Hot Noodles about the perverse assassin outside her door, Fang Xiaocao’s jaw almost dropped in shock.

No…

How could such a world-class serial killer appear in Tang City?

How did he even enter the country?

And more absurdly, how did this guy set his sights on her?

[Hot Noodles: Dolphin’s name is at the forefront of the world’s bounty lists, present on both the black and red lists. The total bounty on his head amounts to a whopping hundred million.]

Wait a minute…

A walking hundred million?

Fang Xiaocao blinked, subconsciously making eye contact with those eyes through the crack in the door.

Dolphin blinked in surprise.

In that moment of eye contact, why did he feel like this prey’s gaze was a bit too… excited?

Could it be a kindred spirit?

[Hot Noodles: So, sister, I’ve set my eyes on that hundred million. Can we take him down?]

Upon seeing this message from Hot Noodles, Fang Xiaocao instantly widened her eyes, and tears streamed down the corners of her mouth.

“Slurp~”

“If you put it like that, I’m getting excited!”

Now, Fang Xiaocao felt that the perverse killer outside her door didn’t seem so scary anymore; in fact, he was even a little bit cute…

“Yes!”

“Absolutely!”

“Steamed or braised?”

“No, I mean…”

“Where do I collect the bounty?”

Fang Xiaocao sent several frazzled messages to Hot Noodles.

[Hot Noodles: Ahem, I know you’re thrilled, but please compose yourself a bit.]

[Hot Noodles: I think charcoal-grilled might be better…]

[Hot Noodles: No, I mean, just capture him, dead or alive, the bounty will be transferred in full to your account, all above board.]

“Nice~”

“I do prefer braised, though…”

Fang Xiaocao replied with excitement.

[Hot Noodles: Wipe that drool off your face!]

[Hot Noodles: Don’t scare the guy!]

“Mind your own business!”

Fang Xiaocao retorted.

Putting down her phone, Fang Xiaocao turned to Dolphin.

She said with a smile, “A hundred million, huh…”

“No, Mr. Pervert~”

“Thank you for this gift from mother nature!”

At these words, Dolphin was taken aback.

What the hell?

Question marks crowded Dolphin’s head.

He was completely thrown off by Fang Xiaocao’s words.

“No, shouldn’t she be really scared right now?”

“Why does it seem like she’s even more excited than I am?”

Dolphin was dumbfounded.

For a moment, Dolphin felt that Fang Xiaocao seemed even more perverse than him.

Truly…

Even a pervert finds her perverted!

“Slurp~”

“A walking hundred million~”

“Slurp~”

“So adorable~”

At this moment, Fang Xiaocao’s thoughts were wildly active, even fanciful to the point she was considering what pose to strike for a selfie later, whether to include Dolphin when using a beauty filter, if the hundred million was pre-tax or after-tax, whether taxes should be paid, and after paying taxes, how to spend the remaining money.

“No, what are you laughing about now?”

“Why are you drooling?!’

“At the end of the day, am I the pervert, or are you?”

Dolphin stared at Fang Xiaocao, asking dumbfoundedly.

“Cough cough…”

“Sorry about that…”

Fang Xiaocao lifted her hand to wipe her drool and asked solemnly, “Mr. Pervert, do you prefer grilled or braised?”

After asking that question, Fang Xiaocao immediately regretted it.

“Damn my competitive nature…”

Fang Xiaocao muttered to herself.

“Wha… what?”

Dolphin asked, looking completely baffled.

“What’s this about grilled or braised?”

“Why do I feel so creeped out by this?”

Dolphin was utterly dumbfounded and had the urge to turn around and flee.

“Ahem… nevermind!”

“I just suddenly got a bit hungry,” Fang Xiaocao said cheerfully.

“No!”

“Why is she starting to laugh again?”

“How can she manage to laugh at a time like this?” Dolphin muttered to himself, still looking baffled.

“Mr. Pervert, I can hardly wait,” Fang Xiaocao said as she lay on the floor, eyeing Dolphin through the crack under the door, her large eyes sparkling and twinkling as if they could speak.

“Hm?”

Dolphin was completely at a loss.

He stared blankly at Fang Xiaocao.

“No!”

“She must be crazy!” he roared inwardly.

“Miss, this is really rude!”

“I am an infamous serial killer, you know!”

“Can’t you show a little respect for my profession?” Dolphin tried to look ferocious, his voice hoarse as he sneered coldly.

“Kawaii~”

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“So cute~” Fang Xiaocao exclaimed.

“Truly worthy of being a walking hundred million yuan!”

“Everything about you is just so cute~”

“So adorably moe~” Fang Xiaocao marveled inwardly.

“Mommy…”

“I’m scared…”

The world-famous, notoriously scandalous, serial killer Dolphin…

At that moment, was utterly defeated!

Dolphin finally understood what it was like to be targeted by a psycho.

Now, he could somewhat empathize with his victims.

He felt sorry for them!

He understood their fear.

He even felt like bowing down to apologize!

“I left the water boiling at home; I’ve got to go!”

Dolphin thought Fang Xiaocao’s reaction was too abnormal; he suspected he had come across a fellow professional.

This time, he had hit rock bottom.

Dolphin admitted defeat!

When two tigers fight, one is sure to get hurt.

It was best to retreat respectfully!

Saying this, Dolphin climbed up from the ground and turned to leave, without any desire to stay, even quickening his pace.

“Eh?”

“My walking hundred million yuan is running away!”

That was Fang Xiaocao’s first reaction.

Fang Xiaocao got up, flung open the door, and gave chase.

“Mr. Pervert, don’t go~”

“Hot pot is fine too, I like that~” Fang Xiaocao, wielding two Flying Daggers, chased out of her house.

If you ask Fang Xiaocao if she was afraid to chase after a psycho killer, she’d tell you that he was worth a walking hundred million yuan!

Afraid?

Forget a living breathing psycho!

Even if it were a ghost, she could chase it for two miles.

Thinking of fleeing?

Not a chance!

If you got away, where would I find another walking hundred million yuan?

Even if the Heavenly King himself showed up today, you’d still have to obediently come back with me.

“What the hell?”

“Why is she chasing after me?”

When Dolphin heard the noise behind him and turned around, his scalp flew right off in fright.