I Rule Fortune-Telling Livestreams-Chapter 114: Masked Male God

The third divination subject was a comedy blogger.

His name was "Mengniu Naiqiao." He wore a mask that hid his face, but luckily, his voice was clear and distinctive.

As soon as Mengniu Naiqiao appeared, the viewers in the stream chat instantly started flaming him:

[Why are you wearing a mask?! You think putting on a mask makes you Mengniu Naiqiao? Dream on! She’s a top-tier influencer with tens of millions of fans. You could never hope to match her talent!]

[Dude, is your face that hideous? Fortune-telling requires reading your features. How is the streamer supposed to do a reading for you with your face covered?]

[This Mengniu Naiqiao guy showing up for a reading with a mask on... He’s clearly not serious. Streamer, don’t waste your time on him!]

Mengniu Naiqiao said arrogantly, "The line of people chasing me would stretch from here to France. If you want to see my real face, you’ll have to gift me a million!"

Shen Zhiyao’s expression was full of disgust. "Are you nuts? I bet you’re so ugly you could fall into a toilet and no one would even notice. And you claim the line of people after you stretches to France!"

Mengniu Naiqiao immediately grew agitated. "For a streamer, you sure have a foul mouth! What? Just because my face is covered, you won’t do a reading for me? Is it because you can’t?"

"If you don’t show your face, I can’t read your features. Are you sure you want to proceed?"

"Positive!" Mengniu Naiqiao pulled out several photos for Shen Zhiyao to see. "Streamer, you don’t need to read my fortune, just read theirs! Tell me, which one of them is suitable for marriage and isn’t a gold-digger."

To make sure Shen Zhiyao could see clearly, he deliberately fanned the photos out one by one and held them up to the camera.

There were eight photos in total. Each one featured a young, beautiful woman. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

"Streamer, I’m 25 this year. My family is really pushing me to get married, so I’m in a rush to find someone, but it’s been hard to find a suitable wife. These are all my ideal candidates. I want you to help me see which one would be good at bearing sons and has features that would bring her husband good fortune."

[666, so this is how you use a fortune-teller. Just show a few photos and ask the streamer which woman will bring you wealth. Mengniu Naiqiao has really mastered the art of fortune-telling!]

[It’s just so hard to get a spot on the stream. Otherwise, I’d have the streamer check out the girls I’ve been on dates with and see which one would bring me good fortune.]

[I just want to know where this Mengniu Naiqiao guy met these eight bombshells. No wonder he thinks it’s hard to find someone to marry!]

[Reading the fortunes of eight people in one session? That’s gonna cost extra! Buddy, you must be loaded to pull a stunt like this!]

Seeing the viewers’ comments, Mengniu Naiqiao said, a little smugly, "To be honest, I didn’t meet these eight beauties on blind dates. They’re all my girlfriends. And they all love money, fighting tooth and nail to marry a rich second-generation kid like me."

"Actually, I don’t want to get married at all. Dating is so much better! You can date a bunch of people at once. If you’re happy, you stick around for a while. If not, you can break up anytime without any psychological burden."

"Sigh!" He let out a breath. "It’s just that my grandpa is about to pass away and my family’s piling on the pressure, so I have to get married! Otherwise, why would I let some gold-digger get this lucky?"

This statement instantly ignited the fury of everyone in the stream.

[HOLY SHIT, so you’re a fucking playboy, juggling eight girlfriends at once!]

[Dammit, life’s so unfair! I’m this handsome and I don’t have a single girlfriend, but that ugly bastard is dating eight of them!]

[A cheater like him... no wonder he’s afraid to show his face on stream!]

[Streamer, don’t do his reading! A scumbag like this deserves to die old and alone!]

Mengniu Naiqiao interpreted the viewers’ insults as envy, jealousy, and hate. So, in a truly punchable tone, he said, "You think I want to date this many girlfriends? It’s the women who flock to me! I can’t shake them off even if I try! If you don’t have girlfriends, shouldn’t you look at yourselves for the reason? For example, are you working hard? Did your annual salary go up?!"

This lecture-like tirade sent the viewers into a rage, and they unleashed a torrent of abuse at Mengniu Naiqiao.

Not one to back down, Mengniu Naiqiao immediately started arguing back with his silver tongue, and the flame war lasted for half an hour.

Finally, Shen Zhiyao said impatiently, "Are you here for a reading or to start a fight? If you keep arguing, then get the hell out!"

Mengniu Naiqiao chuckled and immediately promised, "Streamer, I’ll stop arguing. Please, come take a look at these beauties for me. Which one is suitable to be my wife?"

He held up the first photo. It was a blonde, blue-eyed Russian beauty.

He deliberately showed off in front of the camera, boasting loudly, "This little lady here isn’t just gorgeous, her figure is out of this world. She’s cheerful, passionate, and generous. Every day with her is a thrill. On top of that, she’s a key player at a joint Sino-foreign venture, earns a huge salary, and is exceptionally brilliant! What do you think? Your big bro is amazing, right? Don’t you all envy me. After all, your big bro is nothing short of a legend!"

The chat was a solid wall of curses, but they had no effect on Mengniu Naiqiao. In fact, it only made him think everyone in the chat was jealous of him.

Shen Zhiyao shook her head. "This one won’t work. She’s not someone you can control."

Mengniu Naiqiao was instantly indignant. "Is there a woman in this world that I, Mengniu Naiqiao, can’t control?"

Shen Zhiyao retorted, "Is she very busy every day? And do you only get to see her once a month?"

Mengniu Naiqiao nodded. "Yes. She has a lot going on at her company and is a bit overwhelmed. But I’m busy too! So I think meeting once a month is perfectly fine."

Shen Zhiyao said, "She’s not busy with work. She’s busy with dates. Just like you, she also has eight boyfriends."

"What!" Mengniu Naiqiao instantly became furious. "Fucking hell, she dares to cheat on me?!"

[LMAO, I’m dying! Is this a playboy meeting his queen? This is what you get for fooling around!]

[Hahahaha, weren’t you so smug just now? Where’s all that confidence gone?]

[Don’t be so arrogant. Sooner or later, you’ll meet someone even more arrogant than you! There’s always a bigger fish, you know!]

[I actually think they’re perfect for each other. A scumbag for a scumbag—it’s a match made in heaven! You two should just get married and stop ruining things for other people!]

Mengniu Naiqiao was so angry he was grinding his teeth, but he moved on to the second woman.

The second had wavy, permed hair and a very gentle expression.

Mengniu Naiqiao said, "She’s very gentle, and I like her a lot. I think she’d be a great housewife. But she won’t sleep with me or even let me touch her before marriage. She also said that after getting married, she doesn’t want to be a housewife and wants to focus on her career. I’m satisfied with everything else about her, except for the fact she won’t be a housewife."

Shen Zhiyao asked, "This girl was introduced to you by a relative, wasn’t she?"

Mengniu Naiqiao nodded. "Yes, a relative introduced us. She’s also one my parents have met. They’re very satisfied with her and said she’s perfect material for a good wife and loving mother. It’s just the ’no touching’ part that I have a hard time accepting."

Shen Zhiyao said, "Judging from her features, she seems to be a very cold person. The reason she won’t let you touch her is because she doesn’t like you at all. If it weren’t for the pressure from her family, she wouldn’t even bother with you!"

Mengniu Naiqiao said, "Impossible! I’m handsome and rich! On the dating market, I’m a top-tier catch. How could she not like me?"

Shen Zhiyao said, "She already has someone in her heart. She only broke up with her boyfriend because her family disapproved. However, judging from her features, she still has lingering feelings for him and they’re still in contact. If you get together with her, you’ll most likely get cheated on!"

Mengniu Naiqiao: "..."