I Teleported Into the Academy of a S*xy Game-Chapter 1: Entrance Ceremony?

[The game is pretty shitty, but it will turn you on. What kind of a sexy game requires good gameplay? All that matters is that you get turned on. Still, this makes me more furious. They make the sexy scenes so perverted. The female characters are all perverts who don’t have logic, but that’s okay since it’s a sexy game and it turns you on. But still, the main character is dumber than a chimpanzee. And don’t even get me started on the story. All they had to do was make up something. The sexy scenes do their job well, but the process you need to go through to reach them will give you cancer. And the protagonist, Hoyeon Lee, is….]

“Phew.”

I stretched out my arms after finishing the game review which has been a long hobby of mine.

Although it was a hobby at first, after doing it for a while it became a job.

I sometimes get ads and earn a profit.

The passion from my early days is gone.

I learned that even if you really like the task, you hate it when it becomes a job.

Still, there are some games that bring back the passion from my early days, like the one I reviewed today.

“It really pisses me off.”

I had thought, ‘finally, Korea has made a masterpiece that can make my balls clap!’ But I couldn’t help but gag after playing the game.

The sexy scene did turn me on, but to watch that one scene I had to play this fucked up RPG for over 3 hours.

A brief moment later, I got replies to my post that agreed with my opinion.

I agree. The gameplay is just trash. Still, it was sexy..etc

‘Yes, even Buddha would be frustrated.’

But I could see a comment that caught my attention.

[god6974] : Bullshit lol How well do you think you would have played if you were the protagonist? I think this game was hard-carried by the storyline.

Normally, I wouldn’t have replied to a low comment, but I replied with my anger at the game company that killed all the sexy characters.

? If I were the main character, I would have went out with every women, no lies.

?[god6974] : Bull shit. Do you wanna bet?

? Why would I make a stupid bet. Go work on yourself, son of a bitch.

Seeing how he replied instantly for giving him some attention, he was an attention freak.

After I blocked him from making more comments, I rested my tired body onto the bed.

Instead of being bothered by a useless guy, I had to think about what kind of games I should review to get higher views.

Bloop!

‘At this hour?’

There was no chance that I would have gotten a message since I had no friends to begin with and the only members I talked to were my family. I had blocked all ads as well.

[Will you do the bet? Yes or no.]

Sender [god6974]

Who was this?

At that moment, the ID of the guy who was trying to get attention in the comments passed my consciousness.

‘It’s the same ID as that idiot!’

Since I had no friends, it couldn’t be a prank from a friend. I did have my family who used Kakaotalk, but they had no idea that I made reviews for sexy games.

god6974 : [Brace yourself, better not ignore me again.]

Jinho Kim : [Who is this? If you don’t stop, I will report you.]

Of course, I would still report him either way.

Still, even if I were to report him, I didn’t think that he would get reprimanded and as I contemplated what I should do, I got another reply.

god6974 : [Let’s do the bet! Will you be able to be better than the protagonist?]

Jinho Kim : [Whatever you want to do, fuck off. I will report you.]

I was a little scared to be honest, but after seeing his nonsense reply, I calmed down.

Tsk tsk. I felt bad for the poor guy who got so into the game that he had to take it out on a game reviewer.

I saw the dark future of our country. I blocked him after not seeing any value in wasting my time any further.

It might actually be a good thing that a guy like him is replying, since it showed how famous I had gotten.

‘I should report him as soon as I wake up tomorrow.’

I went to bed after turning off my phone and placing it near my head. I closed my eyes and thought about which game I should play tomorrow.

*

“…ello, Hello??”

Tap tap.

Who the hell was disrupting my sleep?

‘Excuse me, I don’t think you should be sleeping right now….”

Who in the world was telling me when to wake up?

I had fallen asleep in my flat, but some woman was waking me up.

I snapped out of it and woke up.

There was some cute girl who seemed familiar in a school uniform staring at me weirdly.

“Who goes to bed at the opening ceremony? I guess you couldn’t sleep much because you got so nervous!”

An opening ceremony?

I quickly looked around. There were students in their uniforms sitting in a giant hall, and the second and third floor were filled with students.

The students nearby were glaring at me.

When I looked at the podium, the words [The 32nd Entrance Ceremony of the Victoria Academy] were floating on top.

For real. The words were floating in mid-air, not written.

“What the…”

What kind of a show was this? I was kidnapped to a random auditorium after falling asleep inside my room.

Still, I felt a big headache from the auditorium.

The memory from last night. I was having a conversation with some mad fan through the keyboard. That guy had such pride in the game [Sex Academy] and even sent me a personal message, talking about some bet…

[Ah and next, we will have a welcoming speech and oath from the student body president of the new class.]

“…”

I looked down.

I saw a disposable name tag on my right chest that said ‘Hoyeon Lee.’

Wow.

The opening ceremony of Victoria Academy, the main character name ‘Hoyeon Lee,’ and the uniforms, the brooch that signifies class level were all familiar scenes from the game [Sex Academy].

I think I have become the protagonist of [SA].

‘I cannot believe this.’

When I looked around, I saw familiar faces. Rummy, Lucy, Alice, Daeun Nam, etc were all characters of [SA].

[Now please come forward, student body president.]

Even though I was lost, the ceremony continued.

A female student who was on standby walked up the podium.

There were glances of her strong pride in the girl with long, blonde hair, bright skin and confident eyes.

Her body, consisting of bouncy boobs and tight ass, was perfect.

“The valedictorian this year is a foreigner?”

“She’s apparently the daughter of a large foreign guild. I heard that she got a perfect score.”

“Woah, I guess pretty girls are smart, too.”

I heard murmurs when the valedictorian moved.

‘Alice’ was the name of the valedictorian and the daughter of a French guild. She was one of the heroines of [SA].

She started to read the speech, which was placed on the podium.

“Welcome, students and parents…”

There was not much necessary information in the speech.

“Oath!”

I wanted to run outside and check what was going on, but I wasn’t sure what would happen, so I continued to watch the ceremony.

“And so now we will close the 32nd opening ceremony of Victoria Academy. Thank you to all those who have attended.”

After the ceremony, the students all went their separate ways with their parents and friends.

I quickly walked to the dorm, after looking around.

*

I entered the dorm through the key stored in my smart watch.

The size of the dorm was much bigger than my studio apartment.

I placed my jacket on the chair, and sat on the white bed.

“Now what?”

I tried to pull my cheeks and pinch my ears, but it didn’t wake me up.

When I saw the mirror in the corner, I saw the face of ‘Hoyeon Lee,’ the main character of [SA].

“…”

In my head, I thought of stats.

——————–

– [Hoyeon Lee]

? Strength : 34

? Stamina : 35

? Agility : 30

? Endurance : 34

? Magic : 36

– Main ability : Battle

– Skills : None

– ??? : ???

——————–

Woah! The stats really popped up!

[Battle skills] was that of the protagonist Hoyeon Lee. I could no longer deny the truth.

I had become the protagonist of a sexy game.

“Hmmmm…”

Actually, wasn’t this a good thing?

I was handsome, being the main character. On top of it, my battle skill was the best one to have among all the other skills.

Also, I had nothing to lose from my regular life.

Rinnggg-

I checked my watch after feeling my smart watch vibrate.

[Student Hoyeon Lee, you are in A class. By 9AM tomorrow, please go to the A class building for 1st year students.]

It was the notification of my class, same as the original game. Most of the main characters were all in A class. Of course, being a sexy game, they were mostly women.

“I should first shower.”

I got out of my uniform, showered quickly and changed into the regular outfit.

I got out of the bathroom as I dried my hair with the towel.

“Hmm?”

There was an envelope on my desk.

‘This wasn’t here before…’

When I picked up the envelope, I saw a blank envelope without anything written was sealed.

“I guess I missed this earlier.”

It must have information on the dormitory rules. I must have missed it at first.

I tore the top of the envelope.

Then, light and letters poured out from the envelope and arranged themselves in front of me.