I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 299: Roasted Garlic Grouping Method / Dog-Head

Chapter 299: Chapter 299: Roasted Garlic Grouping Method / Dog-Head

The guests have to eat roasted garlic to form groups, which absolutely shocked the entire internet audience, and the comments section immediately bubbled over with excitement.

[I’d like to say a word for roasted garlic, actually... it tastes quite good / Cautiously suggesting.jpg]

[Hahahaha I can’t believe it! Grouping by eating roasted garlic?! I thought they were dressed so nicely for a photoshoot by the beach!]

[Yangyang: Fainting on the spot.jpg]

[Shu Ran’s face has turned green hahahahahaha]

[Shu Ran and Tang Zi were here to compete on beauty, one more delicate than the other, and then the director had them eat roasted garlic hahahahahahahaha!]

[This must be nominated as the funniest grouping method of this year’s variety shows hahhhhhhhh]

[Brother Cheng didn’t say much, just raised his hand to agree with Li Yang and the others so fast there was an afterimage]

[Brother Huai probably has been waiting for the director to finish talking so he could raise his hand and ask questions, it’s clear he can’t stand it anymore hahahahahahaha]

[The boss slightly raised his chin and furrowed his brows, looking really disgusted]

[The boss already regrets coming on this show, the only reason he’s still here is probably because his senior sister is nearby]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this jerk finally got his comeuppance!]

[Laughing so hard I’m creating emojis from head shots]

[Everyone at the table laughed so much they hit the table hard, splashing my noodle soup on my clothes/Smiling]

[I could never imagine grouping by eating roasted garlic even if I racked my brain]

[Yelling 666 to the production team on a daily basis]

[So is this episode about immortals? Like assassins taking on tasks? Wow, I love immortal tales the most!!!]

[Do people in immortal tales eat roasted garlic too?]

[Guan Yu looks like she’s already eaten two raw cloves of garlic]

[Mu Qiu: Using all her strength to refuse]

[Wow, this screen looks pretty good too, it’s time for our school to buy one]

[Principal, are you following this show like a shopping live broadcast on Taobao?]

[Looks like the director did an overnight cram session of immortal tales... and then used parts from Mu Qiu’s books that have nothing to do with the plot hahahahaha]

[The noodles the waiter just brought out instantly have a garlicky aroma...]

[Split into three groups, play games, get a bit of barbecue ingredients after completing a game, right? Why make it so complicated?]

[Can you idiots watch properly, it’s just started and you’re saying this and that, if you don’t like it, click × and leave, ok?]

[They don’t seem too eager to complete the tasks / Head-on-the-ground dog emoji.jpg]

[!!! Little one, you really aren’t following the rules! You promised a sea full of waves and they’re all in swimsuits?! Playing immortal tales by the seaside, what a waste of the seaside rent!]

[Everyone’s casual clothes looked good, and they looked good too, but clearly this isn’t the content I "ordered"!]

[Little one: The one in front, who promised you anything?]

[I’ve been laughing so hard till my cheeks are stiff]

"Eating garlic to form groups..." Shu Ran’s face was cracking, "Such a strong-flavored game, didn’t the production team consider we’ll have to talk to each other during the games?"

"As long as you don’t face the production team, they won’t think it’s related whatsoever." Guan Yu expressed her extreme disdain for the production team.

"Then just talk to them," Shi Yuhuai, ever the one to repay grievances, "communicate more with the production team."

Production staff: ...We’ve borne too much. This is clearly the director and screenwriter’s fault!

The director leisurely asked, "Any other questions?"

"Of course there are!"

Guan Yu spoke up before anyone else, squinting, "What does this ’option locked’ mean? Can I only choose the tasks you’ve decided for me? Is there no human rights for the last one?"

Director: "Exactly. The task you need to complete is already determined, and the ingredients corresponding to the options are also fixed."

"What if I pick something I hate to eat?!"

The director just smiled silently.

Judging by the expression, it probably meant: "Whether you eat it or not is your choice, it’s not my hunger."

Got it.

Guan Yu retreated with a grief-stricken face, "My taste is locked, I’m just an NPC at their mercy."

Mu Qiu patted her shoulder, holding her hand to comfort her, "It’s okay, worst case, tonight we’ll just eat roasted garlic, roasted sophora, roasted boil egg without meat is still enough wings."

"...Let go of my hand!"

Li Yang next to them was still in silent relief, giving Guan Yu another invisible jab.

"Thankfully I’m second to last, not last."

Guan Yu: "Li Yang, do you not want this mouth anymore?"

Li Yang shrugged and dutifully shut his mouth.

Mu Qiu raised her hand for the third time, "Director, I also have a question."

"Go ahead."

"Since it’s about immortals, why would a clan face such a plight without food? Doesn’t everyone eat Fasting Pills?"

The director raised a finger, "Because the Fasting Pills have expired and are useless."

Mu Qiu: "..." Wow, what an explanation.

She was momentarily speechless, then raised her hand again, "Then I have another question."

"Speak."

"For people in the clan competing for BBQ ingredients, why come to the beach? Do we not see the corresponding food while just completing tasks? What if a stationary NPC also got something they hate to eat?"

Director: "You guess?"

"... Then I have another question."

The director lifted the loudspeaker, "Why is it always you with questions? Next one!"

"... So cold and heartless."

She retreated, as someone stepped forward.

"I have a question too."

Cheng Zhirang’s clear and soft voice flowed like a stream, stepping forward to replace her to ask the third question.

"If the three groups are part of the same sect, and now it’s about completing tasks for ingredients one personally likes, what does grouping signify?"

This was what she just wanted to ask.

Mu Qiu and others openly observed him.

Director: "Because lone soldiers often have low success rates, and some tasks need three people to complete."

Though he gave two reasons, Mu Qiu felt the director was vague.

Saying lone soldiers have a low success rate is just a kind of empty motivational talk, adding it makes it feel like trying to cover something up.

Cheng Zhirang nodded, indicating he understood. Just stepping back, Tang Zi beside him shaded her eyes from the light and lightly stepped forward.

Smiling prettily, she asked the director, "Director, do we really have to eat roasted garlic? Can we not eat it?"

Isn’t this a no-brainer question?

The director nodded politely, "You have to eat it."

"Ah?" She put on a very disappointed expression.

Shu Ran maintained a perfect artist’s smile, thinking ’asking such brainless questions as not coming forward is impossible’, while still smilingly comforting her.

"This is the usual program style, what’s said is said, no one can escape, see, even Li Yang they also can only accept?"

"Also, the subsequent various tasks might leave you staring in amazement, that was the case last time... Hey, you watched our last episode, right?"