I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 326: Li Yang! Jump Up, Li Yang!

Mu Qiu burst into laughter with a "pfft".

"Li Yang, you nailed it! You even got all four tones ōóǒò right!"

Ye Mian threw her head back and laughed, the complete pronunciation of the song hit her funny bone, and she couldn’t stop laughing.

Li Yang slipped, wrestling with the trampoline in a fancy "ice skating" move for a few seconds before plunging headfirst into the water.

He conveniently dragged Guan Yu down with him.

With a splash, they were gone, the trampoline rocked a few times on the water and then stabilized.

Then the two of them burst out of the water, hanging onto the edge of the trampoline.

One looked dejected and speechless with eyes closed, the other’s eyes were sparkling with excitement.

Guan Yu: "This game! So! Much! Fun!"

Mu Qiu: "I think so too! Hahahahahahaha!"

Mu Qiu, holding onto a float ring, got excited too, "Li Yang! Get back up there! You’ve already missed several lines!"

Then while singing, she could shake him off again!

Li Yang wiped his face, swept his hair back, and looked shocked at the camera extending from the long rod, asking: "The chorus too?! This rap is really fast, okay?!"

Just during the time it took to fall into the water, the chorus could be finished!

Mu Qiu stood up and ran back: "Then I’ll negotiate with the director for you, next time we’ll choose a slower song for you! You wait, this is the last thing I can do for you!"

"......"

Floating beside him, Guan Yu splashed some water, thought for a moment, and said: "How about this, let’s consider this a rehearsal, shall we? We’ll talk to the director, officially starting now, how about it?"

Li Yang shuffled his hands along the edge of the trampoline to keep some distance from her, and asked suspiciously: "Are you really that kind-hearted?"

Guan Yu put on a look of indifference about winning or losing.

"Hey, it’s just a game for fun and thrill, winning or losing is secondary! Having fun is the ultimate goal!"

"Don’t you want to win the meat dishes?"

"Of course I do, duh!"

"...Then why are you saying winning or losing doesn’t matter! Are all women so fickle?!"

Guan Yu splashed the water, sending a spray back into Li Yang’s face.

"I’m just letting you know that when I’m confident I’ll win, I don’t mind if the victory comes a bit later."

Li Yang was silent for two seconds and nodded: "You’re saying you haven’t had enough fun."

"You guessed it right! Come on, get up!"

Li Yang, with lines of exasperation across his forehead, kept trying to calm himself down.

After self-soothing for half a minute, he leaned on the trampoline edge, trying to climb back on.

But the trampoline was just two layers of stretched fabric, very buoyant, and as soon as he put his hands on it, the trampoline tilted towards him.

Then his face unexpectedly smooched the trampoline, sliding down into the water along its surface.

"Hahahahahahaha my gosh!"

Guan Yu laughed so hard beside him that she almost let out dolphin noises.

Li Yang, furious, slapped the water hard, splashing it onto her face, and it flowed into her mouth.

"Hahahaha pfft pfft pfft..."

Guan Yu’s laughter suddenly stopped, choking on a mouthful of water.

Li Yang used the back of his hand to lift her arm to the trampoline edge, and fake smiled at her:

"You, hold onto here, I, climb up over there. Then you climb up, and we all play on the same level, okay?"

Guan Yu’s eyes were wide with shock: "You’ve grown so bold now? I’m your senior, and I’m a woman, shouldn’t you be more mindful of what you say?"

"Clearly, I only listen to people now."

"......Fine, and now you’re insulting people in roundabout ways," Guan Yu bared her teeth in a fierce smile: "In that case, don’t blame me for being rude later! The trampoline of doom is about to soar!"

The two were like bullfighters, Mu Qiu went to the task area to pick a song, ran back excitedly, seeing them guarding opposite sides of the trampoline, both trying to climb on.

"What’s going on here?" she sat cross-legged and asked Ye Mian.

Ye Mian shouted a couple of "fantastic" before explaining: "You wouldn’t believe it, things were so exciting just now, they almost started a fight in the water!"

Mu Qiu’s mouth dropped, "Has what should’ve happened finally happened?"

Ye Mian: "......"

"Actually, they’ve fallen out and decided to stand on the trampoline at the same time to battle it out."

"I can see that, Sister Guan Yu’s belly is stuck on there, she can’t climb up at all."

A roar of rage came from Guan Yu over at the trampoline.

"Mu Qiu, what are you saying?! Wearing a mic and badmouthing me, you think I can’t hear you?!"

Mu Qiu lifted her swim ring to cover her face.

Guan Yu snorted and turned back to continue climbing.

After trying the right leg, then the left, finally hanging from it with both hands, she was helped up by Li Yang who couldn’t stand it anymore.

Honestly, it was all thanks to the other’s effort.

Both stood on the trampoline and due to their different weights, the trampoline became unstable as soon as they got on, wobbling on the water, scaring both into a half-round of shadowboxing.

"Sister Guan Yu, just stand still there!"

Li Yang stepped a littler outward, trying to stabilize his footing, squatting into a horse stance, cautiously pulling out a waterproof microphone.

The music started again, this time Li Yang’s voice was clearly a bit stiff, keeping a close eye on Guan Yu’s movements, squatting into a horse stance to lower his center of gravity, muscles taut.

"......let me tell you, what kind of wind blows in what age, I take my microphone, sing out the old school show, yall ready to roll."

Guan Yu: "Can you sing better? Show the level you had just now? You’re throwing off my pitch."

Mu Qiu shouted from the seaside: "Oh my, Sister Guan Yu, you actually have a pitch?!"

"......Mind your own business?!"

Li Yang cleared his throat, trying his best to sing better.

"The 70s, retro I am the most HIGH, DISCO FEVER never says GOODBYE, only let go let go let go—let go!!!"

"Been waiting for this line!"

As soon as the song hit "let go let go let go," Guan Yu leapt into the air, in Li Yang’s horrified gaze, and bounced down!

The bouncing force sent them both into the air, and when they came down, they were no longer standing, Li Yang went straight to his knees.

Guan Yu fell sideways, got bounced up again in the same position, fell back down, up again, and then down again.

Bouncing twice, she actually stood back up again, immediately jumping hard once more.

"Jump up! Li Yang! Jump up!"

While his center of gravity was shifting up and down, unable to maintain his balance, Li Yang persisted in singing.

"We’re wearing bell-bottoms woo woo woo woah...Afros, spring wind, shaking left and right, one-finger kung fu, black-and-white TV might neng neng neng! Can’t feel it...but I believe you can grasp the black...ow the mic hit my foot!!!"

Guan Yu: "Sing, Li Yang! Keep singing! Do you still want to eat meat dishes?! Grilled chicken wings, grilled lamb skewers, grilled fish, grilled scallops are just ahead of you!"

Li Yang: ...Damn it, the one who’s been bouncing non-stop sounds fuller in voice than he does.