I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 351: This Is an Insult to My Character

Chapter 351: Chapter 351: This Is an Insult to My Character

That thing is so magical, not only does it look weird, but it also has Guan Yu’s face making a lewd expression, and its sound is Guan Yu’s goose honk.

Can you imagine, on a freakishly long-limbed inflatable doll, there’s a face making... that kind of expression.

It’s too amazing; when it was remotely controlled to rush towards them on roller skates, Mu Qiu laughed so hard she couldn’t walk.

Because it’s even more hilarious up close.

Guan Yu just dragged her to the side, scolding her for being useless: "Laugh laugh laugh! All you do is laugh! It’s already coming at us!"

Tang Zi was already screaming all the way and ran behind them, while that monstrous thing charged forward, honking like a goose.

Its constantly inflated and swinging hands flailed wildly, and if you weren’t careful, it would slap you.

Mu Qiu sat on the ground just laughing, while Guan Yu dragged her along, leaving a long dragging mark on the sand.

Guan Yu stood up straight and gasped, saying, "Hurry up, stand and run! It’s coming in, not recognizing anyone!"

Heaven knows what kind of bad luck Tang Zi had to select this game. This thing doesn’t recognize anyone, it just rushes in and randomly smacks people, turning the scene into a mass avoidance escape event.

Just as she finished complaining, Li Yang’s shout came from the other side.

"Ah ah ah, why is it chasing me?! It’s hitting me! Hahahahahaha, why is this so funny?!"

Running, dodging, and laughing all at the same time, laughing at himself like a fool...

"Hey hey hey, stop leading it towards us!"

Li Yang laughed all the way, bringing the oddity rushing over in their direction, leaving Guan Yu helplessly dragging Mu Qiu away again.

Li Yang: "Stop avoiding, Sister Guan Yu! Look at its face, listen to its voice, doesn’t it feel familiar?!"

Guan Yu: "Familiar, my big garlic bulb!!!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahaha I can’t take it anymore! My face hurts from laughing!"

"My goodness hahahahahahahaha I can’t stop!"

This thing is so funny that even Ye Mian, playing trampoline games far out at sea, laughed herself straight into the water, scaring Fu Ran into jumping in to bring her up.

Shu Ran had long run away when the thing came smacking, breaking their agreement to stick together, not even waiting for Shi Yuhuai to arrive before scattering.

Tang Zi managed to dodge, as she tidied her hair, which had been messed up by the friction; her face looked annoyed but she couldn’t help but laugh, showing her most genuine laughter since the start of the show.

Standing in front of the big screen, Cheng Zhirang broke his habitual permanent smile and laughed until his enchanting eyes curved.

When this game was over, the inflatable monster quickly deflated with a "poof," swaying just twice in the sea breeze, turning into two pieces of plastic lying on the ground.

Guan Yu gasped for air as she walked over to pick it up, unfolding its "face" for a look.

Once she stretched it, that lewd face became even more distorted, even more inappropriate.

Mu Qiu finally stopped laughing, went over to look, and voiced her thoughts: "That’s evil, very evil, this show crew is really too evil."

Guan Yu found it eye-burning, so she balled up the plastic sheets, out of sight, out of mind.

"This is more than evil; this is an insult to my personality!"

Mu Qiu: "We have to get revenge!"

Guan Yu: "Of course we have to get revenge! After the show airs, I’ll be up all night looking for screenshots and sound clips of the director, self-studying new media, and turning it into a ghost mix to post on Weibo for five days straight!"

Fuming, she ran specifically to the camera and said with sternness:

"Audience friends, did you hear that? Everyone, quickly take more screenshots and recordings, especially capturing the laughter and expressions of the production team and director! Thank you everyone! I have no way to repay your great kindness and virtue, so I offer Mu Qiu and Li Yang as tribute!"

Mu Qiu: "... What does this have to do with me?"

Guan Yu: "I dragged you all the way; it’s only fair you give something back, isn’t it?"

Mu Qiu: "If you say it like that, you dragged me all the way, my butt was practically sparking from rubbing against the sand!"

"Really?" Guan Yu bent over to look, "Let me see."

Mu Qiu dodged to the side, "... Pervert!"

Guan Yu laughed wildly.

The electronic sound on the big screen started reporting the results of Tang Zi’s game.

"Congratulations on completing the task and winning a skewer of grilled green peppers!"

Tang Zi happily accepted the result.

"Seems like the remaining games should all be vegetarian dishes."

A voice suddenly sounded nearby; it was Shu Ran who had sneakily come back, her voice graceful and anything but panicked like when she fled.

Mu Qiu: "That’s normal; after all, most of the appealing meat dishes have almost been uncovered."

Currently, most of the stickers on the field are meat dishes, but there are only a few vegetarian skewers.

And among thirty games, not all can be exciting; the show crew uses game difficulty and fun to guide everyone to repeatedly play those especially appealing games.

Especially the male guests, who love meat dishes, naturally repeat previous projects.

Mu Qiu squinting against the light, peered at the time on the big screen, it was already past five; considering everyone’s energy and stamina, the show was probably nearly done.

Besides personally choosing to repeat or play new games, what’s left should be a food snatching battle.

Time was tight, Mu Qiu counted her food stickers.

Aside from meat dishes and condiments, the only two vegetarian skewers were tricked out of Shu Ran; she didn’t much care for them.

She rather liked grilled green peppers.

So, the next step was to find the vegetarian dish task.

Guan Yu: "What vegetarian dish do you want to eat?"

Shu Ran: "Can you eat whatever you want? Shouldn’t you look at the games?"

Mu Qiu: "I’d like some green beans, mushrooms, and some king oyster mushrooms; hey, could there be fruit?"

Guan Yu: "Such wishful thinking, why don’t you just go to a hotel and order red wine with steak."

Shu Ran: "If there’s red wine, I’m in."

Mu Qiu: "Actually, grilled lotus root slices and eggplant are quite tasty too."

Shu Ran: "Grilled eggplant has too much oil."

Guan Yu: "Potatoes are the king of barbecue, okay? Whoever gets potatoes, I’ll trade a skewer of pork belly with them!"

Mu Qiu: "Why does it feel like we’re turning a game discussion into a vegetable market visit?"

Guan Yu: "What sort of fantasy sect has more serious business than running a barbecue stand."

Shu Ran: "Then the director is the vendor? Because there’s nothing left to eat, they have us earn ingredients."

Mu Qiu: "Hey, Brother Huai is airborne."

Guan Yu: "Li Yang has been placing those sunflower seed shells stupidly for so long and hasn’t even formed a circle yet; shall we go help him with a gust of wind?!"

Shu Ran: "If I’m not mistaken, haven’t you guys completed your mahjong game yet?"

Mu Qiu & Guan Yu: "......" Damn.

"Forget it, let’s talk about that game later; what’s unachievable is fate, let’s first earn what we can."

Guan Yu pushed Mu Qiu and Shu Ran forward: "Move move move."

The three of them discussed it and went to the task selection area, each picking some simple mini-games to play.

Along with the others, thirty mini-games gradually got uncovered, and the corresponding food rewards were revealed one by one.