I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses-Chapter 31: “Big Sis, Your Breast Implant Is About To Burst!”

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Aon was about to jokingly say "who's there?" when a hoarse but feminine voice sounded from the room behind the door.

"Who's there?"

Aon: "...."

Someone stole his line!

Ah, wait. The other party could actually speak a complete sentence, totally like a human being!

Aon was frightened.

The program's team was frightened.

The audience was even more frightened!

For a moment, no one sent comments, and the staff also fell into an eerie silence.

Kate, who had been watching Aon's every move, almost stood up from the sofa and rushed to the director's control room.

Fck! How dare this nasty guy prepare such a dangerous, highly intelligent zombie as her artist's roommate??

They agreed to only use the lowest-level zombie!

A zombie who could speak a complete sentence...this is at least a second-level zombie who might have already awakened a superpower!

Aon himself felt that the mysterious creature behind the door was dangerous, but somehow, he wasn't too nervous.

Since he could no longer use the knock knock joke, Aon could only politely state his name and purpose.

"Hello, senior, I'm sorry to disturb you, my name is Aon Flearov, and I'm here to be your roommate..."

Aon looked calm and composed outside, but inside, he was roaring like a groundhog.

Ahhhh! Damn director mama. Why didn't he send a new instruction??

Did he find the correct roommate or not??

And what to do next??

Before Aon could receive a new instruction, the woman inside the room paused for a few seconds before speaking in her raspy voice.

"Well...come in..."

Now, Aon got goosebumps all over his body.

Ahh! Would he die if he came in??

But Aon was never a coward. Since he was already here, then, let's just enter!

The young boy slowly opened the rusty door with a creaking noise, and the dark bedroom immediately appeared in front of his eyes.

Oh, good, he could see nothing.

Aon subconsciously raised his optical watch and shone the flashlight on the watch into the room, immediately illuminating the figure sitting at the head of the bed.

The room itself was not big, so Aon could clearly see the figure on the bed.

Aon, including the staff and the audience, all held their breaths.

This...this is the mysterious...female zombie.

To Aon's surprise, he didn't see a gruesome zombie with its head smashed open or anything grotesque.

On the contrary, even though the zombie on the bed had the same green skin like the other zombies, her green skin was more like the jade green emperor.

The skin was smooth, with only a few stitches marks, resembling Frankenstein.

Her long, wavy hair was also light green, just like her skin.

Her right eyes were blank, just like those zombies with white eyes, but her left eyes were bright green.

It looked no different from a human who wears contact lenses.

There was a scar mark on the zombie's forehead to her cheek, but it didn't diminish her beauty at all.

And that conspicuous red heart-shaped thing on her chest that dripped blood to her lower abdomen...

It was eerie, but also beautiful.

Aon had never seen such a zombie before, and neither did the audience.

The audiences were silent for a moment.

The staff were also silent.

Only Aon kept observing the zombie's beauty, but his eyes noticed something else.

Did he see it wrong, or the female zombie's fake eyelashes were crooked?

The nose job wasn't done well and it flattened a bit...

The lip filler might have expired or something, so the woman's lips were a bit like sausage, swollen.

This woman must have done plastic surgery and got her face injected with Botox too!

Botox leaked from her chin...

Not to mention her Samantha and Rachel, the twin peaks...

The breast implant was about to burst!!

Aon twitched his eyelids and couldn't help but blurt out his thoughts.

"Big sis, your Botox is leaking, your nose is crooked, the eyelashes are about to fall off, the makeup is smudged, the breast implant—sighhhh..."

Aon let out a long sigh, feeling so unlucky.

How did he find a potentially beautiful zombie but ruined herself because of those messy things??

The plastic surgeon of this beautiful big sis must be an intern!

The beautiful zombie thought that this handsome boy would turn pale in fear or show some hostility to a highly intelligent zombie like her.

But what did this brat say??

How dare he criticize her face??

Even after she became a zombie, she's still the most beautiful zombie with a sexy body!!

The beautiful zombie sister immediately got off the bed, and her height of 180 cm scared the shorty Aon to death.

Ah, ah, ah! The big sis is so tall!

The big sis strode towards Aon without any stiff movements.

An evil smile hung on her beautiful— messy face.

"Boy, repeat what you said just now??"

Oops.

Aon realized that he made a slip of tongue!

The most taboo words to say to a woman was her age, weight and appearance!

Aon immediately broke into a cold sweat as he watched the sexy zombie emit a strong aura.

Ah, ah, ah, this zombie must have a superpower!

Help! Will he die because of his mouth??

It was at this moment that Xing Xing, albeit trembling, released the third mission.

[D-DING! T-the third mission is h-here, nyaa~]

[Mission: Praise the big boss zombie and make her feel flattered.]

[Reward: Sweet Mouth Skill (permanent).]

Aon didn't know what Sweet Mouth skill could do, but this mission just came in handy.

Aside from his poisonous tongue, the best actor was also famous for his sweet mouth that could deceive even aunties and grandmas!

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Without hesitation, Aon immediately kneeled on one knee and sang praises one after another.

"Big sis, I was wrong! Those messy things must be the work of your damned plastic surgery!"

"Big sis, you're naturally beautiful! You're drop dead gorgeous! Even death can't change your beauty!"

"Big sis, I'm also a plastic surgeon...how about I help you fix those messy things?"

Female zombie: ...??

Audiences: ...?!

What is this guy doing??