In Naruto: Reborn with a Chat Group-Chapter 170 - 168: No-Brain Cells Fox

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Chapter 170 - 168: No-Brain Cells Fox

As Kurama stared at the scene before him, his mind spun in disbelief. 'How the hell does this kid have a Sharingan? He's obviously not an Uchiha, so what's going on?!'

His confusion only deepened.

'He has that damn monster's Wood Release, the hot-blooded redhead's sealing technique, and now even that bastard Uchiha's Sharingan?!'

'How the hell does one person end up with all of these powers? What kind of bullshit is this?!'

As Kurama wrestled with the absurdity of it all, a sudden realization hit him like a bolt of lightning.

His sharp fox brain put the pieces together, and the conclusion he reached was so ridiculous, even he found it hard to believe.

'Wait a damn second... could this kid be the descendant of Hashirama and Madara's... secret love child?!'

Feeling like he had uncovered some hidden truth of the world, Kurama immediately shouted, "I got it! You brat! You must be the grandson of Hashirama and Madara's illegitimate love child!"

On the other side, Makoto was still laughing until those words reached his ears.

His entire face twitched as his brain short-circuited.

For a second, he just stood there, completely speechless. Then, after taking a deep breath, he turned to Kurama with an expression of pure exasperation.

"... Are you fucking stupid?"

Kurama blinked in confusion.

"Do you have any fucking brain cells left? Like, at all?" Makoto asked.

"Grandson of Hashirama and Madara's illegitimate child?! First of all, could they even have a child?!"

He ran a hand down his face.

"Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did you hit your head? Did you finally lose your damn mind from being sealed for too long?" Makoto shook his head in pure disbelief.

"How the hell did your dumbass even come up with something that insane? Are you a fucking idiot fox? Like, genuinely, are you mentally challenged?"

[Senju Hashirama: ????]

[Uchiha Madara: The fuck did that damn fox just say?! A bastard child between me and Hashirama?! Has that mutt lost his goddamn mind?! Somebody shut him up and beat his ass!]

[Senju Tobirama: For once, I agree with Madara. This fox is dumber than my brother, and that's saying something.]

[Uzumaki Mito: Honestly, are we really surprised? He's a tailed beast. He doesn't have a brain, just pure chakra and bad temper.]

[Senju Tobirama: ....]

[Uchiha Madara: .....]

[Senju Hashirama: .....]

Back inside the sealed space, Makoto and Naruto sat atop the massive wooden human, towering over the Nine-Tails.

Adamantine sealing chains wrapped tightly around Kurama, binding him in place, while Makoto's Mangekyō Sharingan glowed ominously in his eyes.

Suppressing the urge to smack the giant fox, Makoto crossed his arms and asked,

"So? What do you think, Kurama? Any thoughts on my proposal?"

"Can you try to get along with Naruto?" he sighed and shook his head.

"Look, I'm not the kind of person who likes to fight. I'd rather settle things peacefully... But let's be real, you really don't want to get your ass kicked by some random kid, do you?"

Hearing this, Kurama slowly peeked through a tiny gap between his claws, cautiously glancing at Makoto before quickly covering his eyes again.

"I get it! I get it already! I won't mess with Naruto's chakra anymore! Just, just put these damn things away first!"

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[Hyuga Hizashi: ...This is the legendary Nine-Tails? The strongest of all the tailed beasts? Ain't he a little too easy to negotiate with?]

[Hatake Sakumo: Yeah... kinda expected him to be, I don't know, scarier?]

[Uchiha Madara: Scary? Do you even see what he's up against right now? How the hell could he not be scared?]

[Hashirama's Wooden Human Technique could restrain him like a damn pet. I could control him with a single blink.]

[And let's not forget, he's been sealed inside Mito and Kushina before. Those two weren't exactly gentle with him either.]

[Now, all of those powers that gave him severe trauma are packed into one person. If you were in his shoes, would you not be pissing yourself too?]

[Yuhi Shinku: ...You know what? That actually makes a lot of sense.]

[Senju Tobirama: This isn't cowardice. This is called listening to your survival instincts.]

[Senju Hashirama: Hahahahahaha!!!]

As soon as Makoto heard Kurama's words, he immediately withdrew the sealing chains, deactivated his Mangekyo Sharingan, and released the Wooden Human Technique.

"In that case, Kurama, let's make a deal," Makoto said with a smirk. "Try to get along with Naruto, and don't interfere with his chakra anymore."

He patted Naruto's shoulder. "I have a feeling you two will be great partners in the future!"

Kurama gave a reluctant nod, but deep down, his thoughts were running wild. 'This kid is an even bigger monster than Hashirama, Madara, and Mito combined. Sharingan, Wood Release, sealing techniques, all in one person?! That's just not fair!'

His gaze flickered toward Naruto. 'In comparison, this blond idiot looks way more manageable. He's stupid enough that I can probably fool him...'

'Worst case scenario, I'll just trick Naruto into unsealing me and make a break for it! I can definitely find a place to live in peace!'

As Kurama started calming down, he turned his attention back to Makoto and narrowed his eyes.

"Alright, now explain something to me." his massive tail swayed behind him.

"Why do you have my other half?!" he demanded. "My missing chakra should be inside that damn Minato!"

Makoto didn't say a word. Instead, he reached into his sealed space and pulled out a tiny Nine-Tails.

Kurama froze after seeing this scene.

Makoto grinned, holding up the miniature fox. "Are you talking about this little cutie?"

Before Kurama could respond, Makoto pulled out another one.

Now, he had one in each hand, cradling them like two fluffy kittens.

He smirked. "This is my Kurama! And honestly, they're both way cuter than you."

Kurama's jaw dropped in shock. 'The hell?! Two?! How...? How the hell were there two of me?!'

'And more importantly, judging by their chakra, they weren't even split! They're both complete half?!'

'WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS?!'

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