Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 358 - 344: Magical Item Measurement, and a Truly Large-Scale Social Death Scene!

Chapter 358: Chapter 344: Magical Item Measurement, and a Truly Large-Scale Social Death Scene!

〜Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious World〜

"Wahahahaha... This... This idiot goddess."

Ristarte burst out laughing without any regard for her image, practically laughing until tears streamed down her face:

"She finally understands how difficult it is to be with Kazuma, haha."

Ryuguuin Seiya was also taken aback by Aqua’s actions, remaining silent for a moment:

"Didn’t she think about sawing through the iron bars with a saw and then throwing the stepping stool in?"

Aqua actually brazenly wanted the guards to deliver the stepping stool... No wonder she’s called the Goddess of Wisdom; who else could come up with such a genius idea?

Sending a stepping stool in the middle of the night for no reason as a comfort item for Kazuma? Does she think everyone is an idiot? What’s the difference between this and directly asking the guards to open the door for her?

And Aqua, getting caught wearing a hood... It’s not so much underestimating the inspection efforts of this world as it is overestimating her own smarts. Does she really think everyone’s as gullible as she is?

Out of caution, Ryuguuin Seiya glanced at the useless goddess Ristarte beside him and became a little more vigilant.

Although not as smart as Aqua! Her rich facial expressions are enough to show that Ristarte is no ordinary goddess. She might even be comparable to Aqua. It would be troublesome if she tricked him, so it’s better to be a little more cautious.

〜OVERLORD World〜

Ainz was stunned, even beginning to doubt his life:

"Why am I, of all people, restrained by this airhead goddess..."

It made him fear that such goddesses might exist outside. Although Aqua wasn’t very bright, if he ignored Aqua’s power, then he would be the idiot.

Albedo’s expression also stiffened. It was her first time seeing a truly idiotic person:

"She has intelligence, but not much..."

Picking a lock with a wire, wearing a hood, sawing iron bars—this series of plans directly exposed her weaknesses completely, Goddess Aqua!

No wonder Kazuma, despite being so weak, could be the leader. It turns out that among the four of them, only Kazuma had a brain!

Thinking this, Albedo quickly averted her gaze from the screen, because she was afraid that looking at it for too long would lower her intelligence and turn her into an Aqua-like imbecile.

.....

[ And so, Aqua’s meticulously planned rescue mission failed once again.

The next day, Kazuma was brought to the interrogation room. The prosecutor took out a magical lie-detecting tool and began to ask Kazuma about his birthplace and his previous occupation.

"Born in Japan, where I was a student!"

"Ding—" As soon as the words fell, the magical tool rang, and Kazuma, dumbfounded, quickly explained that he wasn’t lying.

"Ding..." Then the magical tool rang again, and the knight responsible for taking notes quickly wrote down his words and actions.

Kazuma seemed to understand something and dejectedly answered again: "My birthplace is Japan, and I spent every day at home wallowing in self-pity."

The prosecutor stared at the magical tool, and when it didn’t ring this time, he asked seriously: "So... what was your motive for becoming an adventurer?"

Kazuma, as a matter of course, said: "To save the people persecuted by the Demon King’s army..."

"Ding—!" Before he could finish speaking, the magical tool’s sound rang again.

Facing the prosecutor’s scrutinizing gaze, Kazuma completely gave up and said nonchalantly: "Adventurers seem cool, they make easy money and are surrounded by beautiful girls..."

Listening to the knight behind him quickly taking notes, Kazuma was on the verge of a breakdown, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes. All his little secrets were spilled. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"This isn’t a magical lie detector at all, it’s a life review instrument that kills the heart as well as the body."

"Hahaha, it really is high-energy throughout. Kazuma’s expression of despair, like he’s telling the prosecutor... ’Don’t ask anymore, I’d rather die!’"

Seeing Kazuma, who was on the verge of social death, everyone’s expressions became a little pitiful. What’s the difference between this and publicly announcing your fetishes? This is too much social death.

As expected of the perverse Kazuma, even his reason for becoming an adventurer is so simple and unadorned: he just thought it was cool, he could make money, and attract beautiful girls.

.....

〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜

"This magic tool is too terrifying!"

Seeing Kazuma expose himself in public, Rudy’s back was completely drenched. This thing shouldn’t even exist.

What is this? A large-scale public execution, a social death scene, where all your little secrets are spilled out for everyone to see!

Fortunately, it didn’t ask about that aspect; otherwise, Kazuma would probably have confessed everything and still wanted to preserve his innocence.

If he had known such a situation, he might as well have tried to crack the password lock and escape. With Kazuma’s high luck, after a few tries, the door might have opened.

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"NOOOO!!! Don’t ask... Please! I confess, I confess everything."

Kazuma felt the shame of having his secrets exposed, squirming around like a pervert.

Aqua and Megumin performed a tactical shift, subtly moving away from Kazuma.

And the surrounding adventurers, looking at Kazuma who suddenly went crazy again, seemed to have long been accustomed to it. It was like a dilapidated house getting a few more holes, it wouldn’t make much difference.

The muscular man with the rooster comb hair came to Kazuma’s side again, giving a thumbs up:

"Welcome to the entrance of hell."

"Seriously, are you really not some veteran adventurer?"

Kazuma became even more distraught at the words.

You’re a tailor, and you’re always in the adventurer’s guild, that’s fine, but why do you always speak with such a tone! You wouldn’t happen to be some hidden big shot in the beginner’s village, would you!

.....

[ At this point, Kazuma also became anxious, telling the prosecutor that he really did it to save the town, and blowing up the lord’s house was completely an accident.

Seeing that the magic tool didn’t ring, the prosecutor also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that she might have been mistaken, because the rumors about him weren’t very good, which caused her to have some misunderstandings.

The prosecutor’s attitude suddenly changed, her tone became much more humble and reasonable, and she even bowed deeply to Kazuma in apology.

Seeing the prosecutor’s suddenly changed attitude, Kazuma immediately took advantage of it, scolding the latter and even asking her to make him tea.

And facing Kazuma, who had been cleared of suspicion, the prosecutor was very obedient, stood up to make tea, and then was scolded by Kazuma again!

"So cold! Can’t the prosecutor here even make tea! Looking at your strict demeanor in the police station, you definitely don’t have a boyfriend, right...."

"No!" The prosecutor stared at Kazuma expressionlessly, saying decisively, "That’s right, this is my personality, so I don’t have any men chasing me at this age. Are you satisfied?"

Seeing that the magic tool didn’t ring, Kazuma felt the prosecutor’s sharp gaze, and his momentarily smug appearance was beaten back to its original state. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, you really can’t eat while watching this video. Pervert Kazuma instantly turned the tables, almost forgetting who was interrogating whom."

"Oh my god, this magic tool is a double-edged sword. You can accidentally expose your own secrets! Kazuma is in trouble now; he accurately stepped on a landmine."

Everyone burst into laughter watching Kazuma’s ever-changing face; it was too despicable.

You thought he was an adventurer? Wrong, he’s more like a high-IQ hooligan! He directly turned the tables, truly deserving the title of "Scum Hero"...

And did they forget that there’s still a knight taking notes? Is it really okay for you to repeatedly step on the other party’s landmines like this?

The knight behind never stopped writing furiously. No wonder he’s a professional; he doesn’t even crack a smile when hearing these hilarious secrets.

.....

[ "Don’t get carried away!" The prosecutor pushed up her glasses, staring at Kazuma with a very oppressive gaze.

"Do you know what the locals call you? ’Scumzuma, Trashzuma...’"

Looking at Kazuma, who was somewhat flustered, the prosecutor sighed wearily. To be on the safe side, she asked one last question: "Are you really unrelated to the Demon King’s army? You have no dealings with the Demon King’s army executives, do you?"

"No, I..."

"Ding—"

Kazuma’s expression was a little stiff, beads of cold sweat on his face as he continued, "It seems... is it that... impressive!"

The prosecutor’s face instantly became alert. Hearing the magic tool’s bell ring, Kazuma belatedly remembered that Wiz was one of the Demon King’s executives... ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"’Scumzuma... Trashzuma’, these nicknames are really fitting, and the key is that there’s no way to refute them."

"Now he’s really done for. That was truly a terrible question to ask."

Everyone realized that this magic tool was pretty amazing. Even when Kazuma himself had forgotten, it could determine the truthfulness of his statement. Does that mean it knows everything?

.....

〜Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End World〜

Fern was somewhat incredulous:

"Miss Wiz? Is she really a Demon King’s army executive...?"

Not only does she purify the undead from time to time, but she also works with Kazuma to save the beginner’s village. She’s more like a goddess than the goddess Aqua.

Wiz, rather than being a Demon King’s army executive, is more like an outsourced contractor for the Demon King’s Castle barrier. At most, she’s just doing a job, a nominal position.

And looking at the belatedly realizing Kazuma, Frieren also sighed and covered her face with her hand:

"Not only is he connected to a Demon King’s army executive, but he’s also a hero, can you believe it?"

Even that incredibly useful magic skill he learned from Wiz. You can’t say there’s no connection, only that the relationship is profound.

Normally, what hero would go to a Demon King’s army executive to learn skills! It would be good if they didn’t start fighting as soon as they met.

.....