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Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!-Chapter 279 - 179: Master Tan!
The burly man hesitated to speak…
A voice from inside the cave rose, "Yellow Lion, if you have a question, just ask."
Yellow Lion monster said, "Ancestor, with your capabilities, are you really afraid of that bald guy who doesn’t seem very smart and keeps looking for brothels everywhere?"
The voice inside the cave sighed deeply, "Afraid, of course I’m afraid! The bald man you mentioned is even avoided by the Jade Emperor himself, the Buddha does not dare to meet him, and our Heavenly Lord does not wish to provoke him either. What makes you think I would?"
Yellow Lion monster was struck dumb...
Nine Spirit Sovereign continued, "Alright, he’s gone now, you can go back. Just wait for Golden Cicada to arrive, find some reason to trouble him, help him through a tough spot, and your merits will be complete then."
Yellow Lion monster respectfully saluted, "Yes, ancestor!"
Yellow Lion monster turned and left the Zhujie Mountain Nine Winding Cave, thinking to himself that there was no point in returning to his den; he might as well visit Yuhua City.
Today Yuhua City was celebrating a festival, bustling with excitement, and he just happened to want to join in the fun.
...
Meanwhile, the bald man who had initially left suddenly stopped. He looked up at the sky and said, "Little White, do you think those two gatekeepers might have lied to me?"
White Dragon Horse, "Uh…"
"Such a big city, with no brothels? That makes no sense!" Tang Sanzang continued.
White Dragon Horse, "Uh…"
Tang Sanzang said, "I suspect someone is deliberately deceiving me to prevent me from entering the city!"
White Dragon Horse, "Uh…"
Tang Sanzang said, "You think so too?"
White Dragon Horse, "I..."
"Alright, no more talking; since you strongly suggest I go back and investigate, I’ll do just that.
If there is a brothel, I’ll pair you with two mares, and we’ll celebrate together.
If there are no brothels and you are coming up with bad ideas, fooling your master, then how about I give you a beating? Fair?"
Alright, no more words; wait here for Wukong and the others. I’m going to sneak into the city!"
Having said that, Tang Sanzang dismounted and ran towards Yuhua City.
White Dragon Horse stood in place, howled mournfully into the sky, "Heaven and Earth bear witness, I said nothing, and yet why do I take the blame!"
Tang Sanzang found a secluded corner, leaped gently, jumped over the hundred-meter-high city wall, and landed into Yuhua City.
No sooner had he touched the ground than Tang Sanzang noticed the streets bubbling with noise, vendors clustered, and lights festooned...
Some were hanging banners, others were adding oil to the lamps, children darted through the crowd...
The entire street was extraordinarily lively, clearly enjoying a festive atmosphere.
However, what absorbed Tang Sanzang’s attention most were the women walking among the crowd, each dressed strikingly... Perhaps they couldn’t compare to fairies or celestial maidens in looks, but they compensated with youthful vigor and sheer numbers.
Tang Sanzang felt an immediate sense of homecoming, joyfully dashed forward, ambling around with the crowd, and his roving eyes scanned everywhere...
Just then, sitting on the second floor of a building, Yellow Lion Spirit noticed the bald-headed figure in the crowd.
It was impossible not to notice; that bald head was just too bright among the masses.
Yellow Lion Spirit glanced over, heart trembled, almost fell from his seat, and thought: "This bald man, why has he returned? This is really going to be the death of me!"
Yellow Lion Spirit carefully watched, and soon he grew puzzled, "That’s not right... Why aren’t I seeing Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, the Six-Eared Macaque, and Sha Wujing among others?"
Then Yellow Lion Spirit recalled what Nine Spirit Sovereign had mentioned, "I don’t know if it’s by coincidence or intentional by that fake monk; he looks exactly like the real Tang Sanzang, hard to tell apart from outsiders.
But there is a way to tell them apart...
Tang Sanzang walked in front, and usually arrived first.
Next, Tang Sanzang took Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, the White Dragon Horse, and also captured the Six-Eared Macaque.
With everyone taken away, the real Tang Sanzang was naturally left all alone.
So, if you see a group organized as a team, that’s definitely a fake Tang Sanzang.
Seeing someone alone is essentially the real Tang Sanzang.
Huang Shijing thought of this and his eyes lit up, "The fake Tang Sanzang just left with the front leg, and this one is all alone. Could this be the real Tang Sanzang?"
Huang Shijing thought about this, and a smile formed, thinking, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, I’m lucky I didn’t stay back in my cave but came out here. It really is effortless after looking so hard without finding!"
Today, I’m going to give him some trouble and complete his calamity!"
Huang Shijing chuckled, "First, I’ll knock him out, then scare him a bit, should be about right."
With that thought, Huang Shijing went downstairs.
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Huang Shijing merged into the crowd, quietly approached the bald man upfront, seized the opportunity, raised his hand, grinned maliciously, and thought, "Tang Sanzang, sleep tight!"
Huang Shijing suddenly struck the bald man at the back of his neck!
Thump!
A muffled sound!
Huang Shijing figured the other party should have fainted...
However...
The bald man slowly turned around, a dumbfounded look on his face, "Benefactor, may I help you?"
Huang Shijing was taken aback, his mouth agape, he laughed, "Haha... uh... Master Tan!"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head, dumbfounded, asked, "Master Tan?"
"Yes, you’re Master Tan from Yuhua Temple, right?" Huang Shijing’s mind worked quickly, immediately making up a name.
Tang Sanzang frowned and said, "Big guy, you’ve got the wrong person, I am not Master Tan."
"Ah? Not? How is that possible? All these shiny bald heads, I can’t possibly get it wrong. Master Tan, we are friends who have been through thick and thin together, you can’t pretend not to know me." Huang Shijing continued pretending.
Tang Sanzang was busy gazing at beauties and had no time for such a shabby guy, he said impatiently, "I am not Master Tan, I am Tang... never mind, why am I even telling you this? You got the wrong person!"
Having said that, Tang Sanzang turned around and continued on his way, continuing to gaze at the beauties. Explore stories on novelbuddy
It must be mentioned, the beauties of the Western Regions really dressed generously. Their silk long dresses barely covered those intermittently visible snow-white thighs, and some girls even directly exposed their bellies and waists, making Tang Sanzang want to howl at the sky.
Watching Tang Sanzang’s receding figure, Huang Shijing stroked his chin, "It shouldn’t be... Tang Sanzang is a mere mortal, his body should have fainted under those blows. Yet, why does he look unaffected?"
This time, I’ll apply more force!"
With that thought, Huang Shijing moved in again.
While the bald man was distracted by a girl in the distance, his eyes gleaming, Huang Shijing clapped his hands into a blade and struck at the bald man’s neck again!
Thump!
"Fall!" Huang Shijing shouted inwardly!
However...
The bald man slowly turned around again, looking very annoyed, "Why is it you again?"
Huang Shijing was startled, quickly said, "Master Tan, it’s definitely you this time, haha... Look at that annoyed expression, it has to be you!
I was just telling you, I ran into a bald head that was smooth and shiny just like yours, thought it was you, and raised my hand to hit him... turned out I got the wrong person.
Not bad, it has been three months since I last saw you, your Iron Neck Skill has improved again, hasn’t it?"