Level Up Just By Eating-Chapter 40: New Chapter Mysterious girl and Morenes the Bandit

Translated by kuronochan

"ＧＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡ!!"

Inside a forest.

A two-meter tall Ogre roared.

It swung down its log-like club.

"Ha!!"

Rorona evaded by jumping back.

The club that slams into the open air continued its path into the ground.

Doggooon!!

A dust cloud was made. Its impact was as if a small meteor has fallen.

But regardless of that, Rorona did not falter.

She kicked the ground in a light manner and brilliantly leaped over three meters.

She jumped over the Ogre.

And as Rorona passed, a fine vertical line suddenly opened from the Ogre's headーー.

It was split into two.

To the right side. The club slams down. It was a different Ogre from the individual that Rorona chopped.

Rorona swings her sword sharply.

Suppa!

The log-like club was cleaved easier than a cucumber.

"ＧＡＡＡＡＡＡＡ!"

The Ogre releases a punch head on.

Rorona dodged by crouching down.

The sturdy tree behind her was snapped off.

"Hmph!"

Rorona sharply kicks the ground and crosses with the huge Ogre.

Basshun!

Fresh blood flew from the Ogre's flank.

"Please burn! Fire Ball!"

Femil's gallant voice echoed.

The ball of flame that was about 30cm in diameter flew in a curve.

With a glance, the Fire Ball looked like a failure.

Butーー.

Doggooon!!

It became a Fire Pillar the instant it landed on the Ogre!!

The Ogre that was in the middle of the land point was unable to do anything. Its whole body was burnt black.

"Everyone's so strong?"

And while saying that, I blew off the Ogre's head with a flick of a finger.

The two girls shouted.

" " I don't want to hear such thing coming from Kehma-dono(sama)!!! " "

It was reasonable.

"Kehma! Femil-chan! Rorona-chan!

Delicious food is ready!!"

The useless goddess Laura's voice echoed from behind.

"You, were you able to cook?"

"Of course! I'm a Goddess of Wisdom after all!!"

Laura puts a hand to her chest and puffed it out.

Butーー.

"What cooking!!"

I was unable to hold back my tsukkomi.

"Damn, how can I describe this, didn't you only align grass and mushroom next to each other!

Even children playing house would've done better you know?!!"

"I-I-I-It's alright! I used the Identify skill and only took 『foods that are edible in great and famous』! Kehma should trust me more! And praise me! I'm the kind of person who thrives in praise after all!!!"

"If so, eat first by yourself!"

"I got it!"

Laura grabbed the vegetable with her hand.

Although it is self-proclaimed, it was such a bad manner unimaginable from a Goddess of Wisdom.

Gushuu! Gushuu! Gushuu!

An unappetizing sound finally echoed andーー.

"Geho! Gaho! Goheee!!"

A voice unimaginable from a Goddess was made.

"What's this?! So bitter!!! It said it was edible!!"

"Edible vegetables in this cases, aren't they in the prerequisite that they're cooked!"

"If there was such a high-level trick, tell me before I ate it!

Kehma, you bully! You great and famous sadist magician!"

She denounced me in a manner that is unknown whether she's praising me or not.

Well, however, her spirit of wanting to do something is great.

Food that cannot be eaten uncooked can be eaten when cooked too.

I reached out my hand thinking of praising her.

Butーー.

"K-Kehma-dono!!"

"What is it? Rorona."

"This spikes and dark brown cap. Isn't this Exploshroom......?"

"Exploshroom?"

"To briefly explain......"

Rorona looked around.

She found a near tree.

She threw the mushroom.

Chudoooon!!!

It exploded.

Its explosive power was decent and the tree snapped.

"It's similar to a Chestnut Mushroom, but it's weak to impact, and if you carelessly bite onto it, it would be a tragedy."

I stared at Laura with a glare.

"......what's your excuse?"

"E-E?to, it also exists right?! In the country that Kehma lived in, it's like a great person getting mistakes, it was e......even......e?to......"

Even Homer sometimes nods huh.1

Just as expected of being a self-proclaimed Goddess of Wisdom. She covers just those weird knowledge.

Laura who panicked shouted in panic.

"Put a pen in kōmon and apologize!!"2

Japan's traditional proverb became a tremendous show of apology.

I mean, if someone apologizes to me like that, I'd be only baffled.

No one would complain even if the person who did that were doubted to be a huge pervert who is just trying to fulfill their fetish.

"However, if you insist that much, I should cooperate with you."

"Fue......?"

I grabbed Laura's head and made her lay down, making it that her stomach lays on my lap.

It's a spanking posture that makes her ass stick out.

I flipped up the skirt of her one piece dress.

"Fueeeeeen!!"

Laura's scream echoed.

It was comfortable, sweet, harp-like melody extreme sadist.

"I mean, you, you're unusually wearing your panties today huh."

On top of that, it's the light blue and white striped panties that I bought for her before.

"To......today, I felt that I should were it properlyyyy......"

"I see."

Munyu!?

I grabbed Laura's lovely butt.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

A louder scream than earlier echoed.

It was a sweet Canary's melody for an extreme sadist like me.

"And after that, starting now, a pen would be placed into......"

"Fueeeen!! No, no, no, nooo! I'll apologize okay! I'll apologize!!!!"

"No, didn't you say you'll apologize with a pen in your anus?"

"Fueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!"

"Kehma-sama......"

"Kehma-dono......"

"What is it?"

" " If you like butts, there's also...... " "

Femil and Rorona got down on fours and stuck their butts towards me.

It seems that they were embarrassed too. Their cheeks were flushed red.

Wonderful.

Tsun!

Tsun!

I poked the two girl's butt.

"Kyan!!"

"Haghhu!!"

Tsupuu......, after sinking a finger, I started to knead them with all five fingers.

Femil's butt is very soft although it is on the smaller side. It was like a ripe peach.

On the other hand, as expected of someone who trains, Rorona's had amazing mass and elasticity.

Gunyuu! Gunyuu!, even if I kneaded them strongly, it would pushes back strongly as well.

"Hauuuun......, ah! Haaaa??n......!?"

"Kuuu! Uu, haghhuu?......?"

Every time my fingers moved, the two girls released a sweet voice.

The tails on their butts also swayed like furi?......?, furi?......?.

And when I was enjoying such bliss, a cannon-like sound echoed.

"What?"

"Wha......what a strange sound."

"Yes......"

It cannot be helped.

"We should leave putting a pen on Laura's ass for later huh."

"Don't do it even lateeer!!"

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We arrived at the source of the sound.

A bandit-looking guy was holding an axe and a beautiful girl wearing a dress was there.

"I......I am, the Platinum Dune's Saintess. Is this an outrage knowing that I am Lisha Artemia?!"

"Of course, that is! This Morenes. He accepted this quest, knowing that he can legally tarnish a Saintess."

"How vulgar......"

"Forcefully doing the prideful Saintess. How exciting is that, hehe. Dyuhiehiehiehie."

"Ku......!"

I called out to the bandit-looking manーーMorenes.

"Hey."

"What the fuck are you......?"

"To sum up with a few words, a well-balanced Kehma-san."

"Haa?"

"I'm well-balanced, so I would properly listen to what the other person says.

Even if you look like a villain, I won't arbitrarily decide that you are a villain.

I will think that there are some circumstances and suggest that we should go to the Guild."

"Guhahahaha, I see......"

Morenes placed his hand behind his back.

The next instantーー.

An axe came flying!!!

"It's your bastard's end giving this Axe Technician Morenes-sama an opportunity!

Receive this axe that shatters even boulders and die with regrets!!!!"

Just like he bragged, the power of his axe was quite decent.

It would shatter a boulder without a doubt.

Butーー.

I casually stopped it with bare hands.

"If you want to afflict damage on me, you should be at least able to cut through steel."

"What......?!"

"Kehma-dono, I shall go! f𝔯𝒆𝚎𝚠𝑒𝚋𝓃૦νℯƖ.co𝘮

Although it was just attempted, rogues that try to injure Kehma-dono, I shall never forgive them!!"

"If you say so, then I should leave it to you."

"Thank you very much!"

"Whaat? A womaan?"

"My name is Rorona Highlord! The type that I like is Kehma-dono! The type that I love is Kehma-dono! What I want to be in the future is Kehma-dono's, w-wi, wif............it's nothing!!!"

Rorona who started saying it by herself became completely red at the end.

"Anyways, I'm Rorona Highlord! Nothing more and nothing less!!"

"Rorona............Highlord?! Golden Prairie's Highlord?!!"

"If you meant my title, that is true."

"T-T-T-That's a lie! There's no way that an executive of the Golden Prairie would be here!! If you want to be an impostor, choose a better one!!!"

"You are free to think as you like. I shall only swing my sword."

"Gu......! UOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Morenes charged while swinging his axe.

He is not claiming Rorona is a fake because he has a basis for that.

He could only think of her as a fake, or else, it would be the end of him.

He charged like that.

Guoonn!!

The axe hits the ground.

The fierce attack created a crater and the ground turned into rubbles and whirled.

When it comes to just his power, it can be said that he has some bragging rights.

Butーー.

"It is only a breeze if it doesn't hit huh."

Rorona who showed a beautiful dodge stood behind Morenes.

While her sword still in its sheathe, an intense cry.

"Ha!!"

Six consecutive striking flashes.

Dogagagaga!

The striking sounds echoed.

"Goha! Ahhh......"

"As you can see, it was a sheathed strike. You might have bruises and some broken bones, but your life is not in danger."

However, the instant Morenes turned his eyes to its whites, something that even Rorona did not expect happened.

"GOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Morenes who raised a hideous scream looked up to the sky, then spat out a lot of blood.

The dark red blood was vomited like a fountain.

After the intense blood vomiting had ended, he fell to his side like a mummy that is like a dead tree.

"What......?!!"

Rorona widened her eyes to surprise.

1. 弘法も筆の誤り(Kōbō mo fude no ayamari) - actually it's not about Homer at all but a Japanese Buddhist monk called Kōbō-Daishi or Kūkai who is a famous calligrapher as well. Paraphrasing it, it would translate to "Even Kōbō has typos."

2. コーモンに筆入れて謝る (Kōmon ni fude irete ayamaru) - Kōmon means anus