Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 189: The Portable Onahole

I’d obtained the Lady of the Lake.

It felt like the board was increasingly being set up for Arthur, but since that entire board was ultimately mine anyway, I didn’t particularly care.

’What are you doing, Arthur!’

’I’m succeeding as Legion Commander, Father.’

...As long as such things didn’t happen, and I always kept escorts with me to protect me. And those escorts had now increased by one, and Lune was grinding her teeth and beginning to check the new escort.

"Someone like Master wouldn’t like it."

[Happy sex.]

"Tch."

At Kimaris—Vivian’s—sign language, Lune stuck out her lips and expressed complaints. Lune couldn’t do the play that Vivian could.

Slurp, suck, lick.

"Good, use your tongue more. Don’t bare your teeth."

Vivian had only her head buried in my crotch, biting and licking my member, practicing fellatio. I also serviced her by licking Vivian’s lower parts with my tongue.

"Undead have quite a unique taste."

If elves tasted like fresh fruit, Vivian the dullahan tasted like deeply brewed liquor. She still tasted like cheap liquor sold at convenience stores because of her low rank, but wouldn’t she become more refined as her rank increased?

"If I mix this in water and sell it at Avalon later, it’ll be a hit."

"Master, what about elf honey water?"

"Peach, melon, chocolate are my exclusives, so no."

Unless I caught new elves, I had no intention of letting anyone in this world taste Lune and Luna. Lune giggled and began twisting Vivian’s head that she was holding.

"Now, you’re serving Master."

I felt dizzy at the sensation of Lune’s skilled hand movements and Vivian’s awkward tongue movements combined. Perhaps due to dullahan characteristics, Vivian’s mouth was cold as tofu taken from the refrigerator, whether top or bottom.

Shudder.

Vivian’s body began trembling intensely. I swallowed the liquor flowing from Vivian’s vagina, and Vivian came so intensely she couldn’t even move her tongue.

"That’s enough. Let’s go now."

"Yes!"

I laid Vivian’s body neatly on the bed. But Vivian’s head was still biting my member. Whether Vivian blinked or not, Lune brought a string and fixed the head to my erect member.

"Ta-da!"

Vivian’s head became an onahole fitted to my member. I worried if it might hurt a bit, but Vivian, already soaked in slimehole bodily fluid, was already senseless and had no thought except craving semen.

"Mm, good."

If things get too heated up usually, I’ll call Vivian to cool down. Or carry her head around as a portable onahole.

’She was incredibly lewd.’

I’d shown some consideration because she’d been violated or had a horn thrust into her by a unicorn, but after having aphrodisiac sex, her true nature began revealing itself bit by bit.

"Are dullahans originally this sexually vigorous? I thought undead weren’t like that."

"Master made her that way."

Squelch, squelch.

Headless Vivian was masturbating, thrusting her vagina with her hands. Whether she masturbated or not, I pressed down on Vivian’s head and stood up.

"Let’s go show the fairies their fairy queen."

"Like this?"

"They’re all humans united through sex anyway, aren’t they? If they can be like this even after death, they’ll probably be happy and show off more?"

If the psychological boundary between humans and demons collapses through the opportunity of death and demon resurrection, probably among adventurers who fear death, there would be more than one or two dreaming of dullahan resurrection.

"But you can’t sow with her."

"That’s true."

Undead. Dead but not dead.

It seemed life didn’t dwell in the dead even if souls did. But the essence of the magic Solomon wielded was that I, as Dungeon Lord, was possible.

"But even if sowing is possible, the efficiency is too low. This won’t do."

[Harvest: Seeds sown in Kimaris are ripening into fruit]

[Expected Time: 665 days 21 hours (666 days)]

"You really sow everywhere. Vivian, congratulations. You became a dullahan but also became a mother."

Vivian pressed my glans firmly with her tongue to express gratitude. In just a few hours, Vivian’s learning ability was outstanding enough to reach Lune’s 2-star era fellatio.

"So Master, will you keep sowing with dullahans?"

"No. Too slow. 1 year and 10 months? Ugh, that’s too much?"

Though she’d have to spend almost 1 year and 10 months pregnant, considering that the sowing characteristic pushed the belly-swelling period back, there was no bodily difference. But still, time spent having sex with dullahans was wasteful.

"It’s good to sow once and let it sit for a long time, but in that time I’d rather have sex with you one more time."

Rather than sowing seeds one by one with dullahans who tasted worse and had lower efficiency, it was much better to do three sets of Lune-Eila combination triple fusion cycles then do cool-down exercises with Shaitan in dreams.

"Yet you keep Vivian fitted on."

"This is preheating so I can bang anytime, anywhere."

"You said Vivian’s mouth is cold."

"You’re sulking because I’m not doing you right now, aren’t you? Get on. I’ll shut your lower mouth while we go."

"Yes!"

As expected.

Gremory was the best at being obscene, but no one could follow Lune in being lewd. I carried Lune in reverse piggyback and headed toward those who would become fairies.

***

"I finally got them disciplined and now fuck, can’t you greet people normally?"

Gremory spewed curses the moment she saw and smelled my lower half. But I knew. Gremory acting so annoyed actually meant she also wanted to be banged with only her head left like the dullahan.

"Don’t think dirty thoughts. Even I won’t go that far."

"Can you read my thoughts now too?"

"You imagined something weird, right? Like sticking my head on your dick and running laps, or setting me up horizontally like a battering ram."

"...."

I should experiment next time. After mentally noting what Gremory suggested, I examined the fairies Gremory had thoroughly disciplined.

"Welcome, my little fairies!"

The number of people was only 13. It was far fewer compared to the captured adventurers, but still, 13 was enough. The work was the succubi’s share anyway, and these would guide guests to the basement where the succubi were.

"Gremory already told you, but you’re essentially betraying humanity. Our sex army is currently under the Demon King’s army, and someday we’ll stand equal to the Demon King’s army. Either way, you’ll fight against the human alliance. Are you still okay with this?"

"Yes. I have a question, Legion Commander."

The woman who raised her hand’s face seemed familiar. Searching my memory, she was the woman who first filled her quota when mass-producing my sons’ orc squad.

"What?"

"After we do this, can we still do it with the orcs?"

"That’s fine. You like orcs that much?"

"...They’re big."

The fairies blushed and giggled. It seemed the one who disciplined them wasn’t Gremory but my sons’ huge members. Well, whose seed were they born from—of course they’d be well-endowed. Come to think of it, in the family tree they were practically my daughters-in-law.

"This is work dealing with humans. You know what happens if you betray us later?"

"Die and resurrect as a ghoul and become a magic stone?"

"Of course. Correct. I’ll definitely find and kill you. If you betray, that is. If you don’t betray, then I’ll kill you with this."

I spread my robe left and right. There, Vivian with only her head was obscenely sucking my member with her tongue, and the fairies screamed and covered their eyes with their hands.

"Kyaaaah!!"

"Oh my, oh my, oh my!"

...While pretending to cover their eyes with their hands, they were blatantly watching. I guessed they’d already become members of the sex religion from the moment they volunteered as fairies, but I showed off the portable ona-dullahan to shock them, though it wasn’t very effective.

"L-Legion Commander!"

"What."

"Are there male dullahans too?!"

"...You guys maybe?" 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Did they need portable remote dildos? I immediately turned my head to Gremory. Gremory avoided my eyes and began whistling.

"...Hey, you told me to teach them well!!"

"Fairies, did you only gather ones capable of hardcore play by your standards? Is that why they’re in this state?"

"What state are you in to say that? You’re too much. Aren’t you and I the same comrades?"

"Shut up about that. What I did was a unicorn and what you did was a camel...."

When I mentioned camels, three fairies bowed their heads. I immediately spread my palm forward.

"We’ll start a simple game now. We’ll choose a captain among you fairies to assist this dullahan, Vivian. Everyone spread all five fingers."

The fairies spread their fingers following me. Lune asked my permission and began shaking Vivian’s head back and forth again.

"Ugh, I’ve had sex with orcs, fold."

All 13 fairies folded their fingers. Gremory next to them also folded, and Lune folded her thumb.

"...I’ve had sex with Andras, fold."

All 13 fairies unanimously folded. Lune of course didn’t fold, but Gremory surprisingly didn’t fold either.

"Why not you?"

"Seeing crow heads reminds me of Halphas and pisses me off."

"Then acknowledged. Again fairies, I’ve had sex with goblins, fold."

...All 13 fairies folded. This time Gremory also folded.

"Next, I’ve had sex with unicorns... no, jokamel—camels, fold."

Three of 13 folded their fingers. Gremory naturally folded her finger too, and I had to interrogate where those three had sex with jokamel.

"Did you secretly summon one? Or did that 4-star one from before come back?"

"...Th-that’s not it! I just directly did it in front of them to show various demonstrations to those girls and it happened! I did it with a clone, definitely not with my real body! You know, whose am I now!!"

"...Right, right. You don’t need to appeal that much. Whew. Then last."

I gulped and folded my fifth finger.

"...I’ve had sex with Scar Theology, fold."

Snap. Exactly one person folded her pinky so others couldn’t see, then naturally spread it. Gremory went without saying, and I pointed with my finger at the woman who won all five categories.

"You, brown hair there. Stand up."

"M-me?"

"Right. You’re this dullahan’s adjutant."

"Me?"

The woman began looking around awkwardly, baffled that she’d become the fairies’ leader. But no one else among them had experienced all five species: goblin-orc-jokamel-Andras-Scar Theology. Even Gremory hadn’t done it with Andras species.

"I-I’m not very confident...."

"I’ll let you have sex with a burning-haired leopard beastman. There’s also a 2-meter muscular giant."

"I’ll do my best."

The woman bowed deeply and readily received the armband. The other fairies seemed quite envious, and I asked her name.

"Is your name maybe Morgan or Nimue or something?"

"No...? My name is Charlotte...?"

Thank goodness. I was nervous some strange name might pop out somewhere.

"Yeah? Then I’m done. So Charlotte, bring the fairies to our dungeon. I’ll give you fairies a good experience."

I threw all the fairies swollen with anticipation into the tentacle tree.

All 13 were delighted. I happily came in Vivian’s mouth.

***

"Hmm...."

"What’s wrong?"

"The traces clearly continue from here, but it’s strange."

"What’s strange?"

"For a guardian, she erased them too sloppily. That’s not like her. Right? The footprints are spaced far apart."

"...What if she was kidnapped?"

"That person.... Well, from your perspective I guess so. Let’s keep following the traces. Something will definitely turn up. If she died, we should at least recover the body, right?"

Rustle, rustle.

The long-eared ones began crossing the forest.