Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 209: Not This Bed

After making Belial the captain of the stud unit, I declared a work stoppage.

"I’ve done enough for today. I’m not doing any more."

"Ah, then?!"

"Yeah."

Since I finished the day’s work, now it was time to enjoy relaxing after hours. The time happened to be right for dinner, and I went down to basement level 1 to have dinner together.

"Whoa."

"...It’s completely different?"

In just half a day. It was this morning that I assigned the construction, but the dungeon had changed to be, in crude terms, sparkling clean.

Not only were all the walls fortified with marble-like material, but the square tiles on the floor continuing in similar but different colors were a design that moved my heart.

"Perfect terrain for laying traps."

"You think so too, Master?"

Just then, the interior contractor Shaitan approached me with the sound of her heels clicking. Thanks to stepping on tiles, the ’click-clack’ sound rang out clearly.

"It’s set so that linked traps activate the moment you step on them. From the moment you pass this cavity, traps continue in succession. Master, please come this way."

Shaitan guided Lune and me and explained the internal structure of basement level 1.

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It wasn’t drastically different from the 1st floor, but I couldn’t shake the impression that it was perfectly optimized to block enemy invasion. Basement level 1, made in a maze format, had the optimal structure for tricking and intercepting enemies.

"The portal opens at ▽ where enemies enter and ◁ leads up to the 1st floor. I see."

"I designed it so even if enemies enter through the portal, it takes maximum time to reach the exit. I also considered making a straight-line maze, but Queen Luna said if we made it too long, she’d get tired waiting."

"That’s true."

Though the entrance area looked somewhat messy, I could immediately understand what intention Luna had in designing basement level 1.

"Guerrilla warfare utilizing dark elves’ mobility in the northwest. Then intercept enemies in the straight corridor. Finally, intercept enemies in three cavities."

"Yes. She wanted to shave off the enemy’s strength as much as possible in the early battle, then intercept opponents head-on later. ...Do you dislike it?"

"No, I’m fine with it. I was right to leave it to professionals."

As Luna was an elf guardian protecting the forest, she’d know well about the intricacies of defense, and since Shaitan stayed in none other than Solomon’s dungeon, she’d be more knowledgeable than anyone about dungeon structure.

’I thought about making it like the old Andras dungeon.’

Though a bit different from my thoughts, there were no big problems. If there was a problem, it was that meaningful mark shown on the dungeon’s structure diagram.

"Well done."

"...Master, are you going to pretend not to notice?"

"...No, but the heart color is subtle."

Not a hollow heart (♡) but a filled heart (♥)—anyone could notice something strange about it. And not just one but four of them?

’This isn’t good.’

I was afraid something might happen if I carelessly went that way. But seeing Shaitan with sparkling eyes, I couldn’t not go look.

"It’s right here."

Shaitan pointed to a wall prepared in a corner of the cavity. There was nothing on the empty wall next to the path leading up the stairs, but when Shaitan pressed somewhere on the wall, the wall slid sideways.

"Dungeons should have this kind of gimmick. Thanks. But what’s inside exactly?"

"It’s the queen’s bedchamber."

"Wow. Master, it’s really spacious."

The moment Lune entered, she looked around and opened her mouth. The space, much wider than my dungeon’s cavity, had formed into a small village.

"When did you prepare something like this?"

"I procured it directly through the system. Only paths are made inside the dungeon, and essentially all equipment was invested here."

Inside the secret space, it was no exaggeration to say it was a slightly more refined Ras Village—a village had formed. There were nearly ten log cabins, and in the center stood a two-story log cabin that seemed two or three times larger than the other log cabins, reaching up to the ceiling.

"What’s this? Is she showing off that her breasts are 2-3 times bigger than other elves’?"

"Master, that’s cheeky. I’ll have to suck and empty those milk jugs."

"I agree. I asked her to make a room but she made a house. No wonder the lumber consumption rate was no joke."

Leaving it to Shaitan meant I didn’t have to worry about details, but who knew she’d make a village like this? Instead of entering the large mansion in the center, I looked around. The walls naturally continued with dungeon tiles, but some spaces attached to the walls had lines drawn as if announcing no entry.

"What’s this?"

"Luna and I had different opinions about where to install prisons on basement level 1. Luna suggested installing them here, and I said installing them outside would be better—we disagreed."

"Put two prisons inside here and two outside."

I quickly reached a compromise. Shaitan’s mouth fell open at the conflict matter resolved so simply.

"Who would Luna put in prison? All elves. Who would you put in prison? Those who open portals and attack our dungeon. Then just divide them half and half. Right?"

"...Indeed, then we won’t have to open and close the secret passage every time we imprison someone."

"Is it impossible system-wise?"

"No, it’s possible. I’ll arrange it right away later."

Having laid all the groundwork, Shaitan asked me for opinions on facility locations within the dungeon. I settled the situation by designating four barracks spots somewhat away from the dark elf village. When the time came later, Shaitan would increase barracks on her own and level them up. Having an aide managing the system was very convenient.

’Thanks to that, I only need to do what I have to do.’

The era of giving orders one by one was now over. I carried Lune on my shoulder and toured the entire dark elf village following Shaitan’s guidance. Now all that remained was to have an audience with the queen who had firmly positioned herself in the center.

"Come hither—!!"

I shouted toward the door. But no one came out.

"She really thinks she’s the master."

"She is a queen though. Hehe."

"Thanks to whom did she become queen, already acting like a boss. I guess I need to firmly establish discipline today."

Whether sparring, wrestling, or doggy style, I’d use any means to fight Luna on the bed in a different position. I took a deep breath and grabbed the doorknob. If she wouldn’t open the door, I had to open it from this side.

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When the wooden door opened, the mansion far exceeded my expectations. My eyes immediately turned to Shaitan.

"You."

"...Hehehe."

The mansion exactly followed modern building design. The entrance, living room, and kitchen were connected, and large and small rooms were separately connected by doors.

"Wow, this is my first time seeing something like this. Does the Demon King’s army originally build houses like this?"

"Not exactly. Since Lady Luna delegated the mansion structure to me, I tried making it interestingly in this structure."

"..."

The structure was so similar to modern housing that I thought it might somehow be dangerous, but thinking about it, it didn’t really matter.

’Well, it’s not like the goddess goes around cracking heads of people who go "modern civilization is awesome!"’

Just because modern civilization was applied didn’t mean it would spread widely, and if it was only applied to dark elves’ houses inside the dungeon like this. House structure spreading widely was useless anyway. What really needed to spread were stockings. If stockings were presented to Solomon, Solomon would surely make the goddess wear stockings and rip them. I guarantee it.

"Master, I think Sister Luna is in this room?"

Lune pointed to a door that looked like the master bedroom. At the blatant location choice, I gulped, asked Lune’s understanding, and opened the door.

"Ta-da-da-dum, dum. Ta-da-da-dum. Luna’s Ras House, grand opening!"

I threw open the doorknob. Though only the room structure was ready with just a bed sitting there, the one lying on that bed was smiling subtly at me.

"Welcome."

"...Where did you get that?"

"Got one. Hehehe."

Luna crossed her legs while leaning back against the headboard. White stockings, clearly different from her brown skin, reached up to Luna’s firm thighs. Unlike Andras feathers, they were white stockings made from pure white feathers plucked from harpies.

"Why are these white stockings?"

"...Are you really questioning that now?"

"Black stockings have better defense."

That was actually true. Andras feathers were stronger than harpy feathers. Luna pouted her lips and shook off the white blanket covering her upper body and lower abdomen. That seemed to have been brought from Ras Vegas.

"Hmph. White is nice. Have you seen a queen wear a black dress? She wears a white dress."

"So that blanket is the dress?"

"...Hehe, ta-da!"

Flutter. Luna spread the blanket wide. And I was mesmerized by the top Luna had hidden with the blanket.

"Do I look more like a queen now?"

Luna wore the blanket like a cloak on her back, and for her top wore a white high-leg leotard similar to what Lune was wearing. Unlike the black clothes made for bunny girl fairies, white was something even I was seeing for the first time.

"How on earth?"

"I already made a deal with the guild master days ago. Instead of wearing those white stockings you talk about, I agreed to wear this and show it once. She was quite a human I could communicate well with. Well... even if I wasn’t a queen, I wanted to try wearing this someday anyway, so it worked out. How is it, okay?"

Luna tossed the blanket back and showed off her physique. Her breasts seemed about to burst out as if forcibly wearing clothes that didn’t fit, and below, an axe mark was deeply carved. It was quite provocative, but Luna rather flaunted it to me and patted the bed repeatedly.

"So would you like to taste the queen? Hehe."

"...I can’t stand it."

I couldn’t stop my boiling rage. It was good that Luna prepared this event thinking of me, but I really didn’t like Luna leading as she wished. I wanted to lead, and I wanted to fluster Luna.

"Luna, wait a moment."

I approached Luna and lifted her up like a princess. Luna’s breasts and thighs naturally caught in my hands, and Luna wrapped her arms around my head and smiled brightly.

"Oh my, going to throw me on the bed?"

"Yeah. But not this bed."

I reopened the door with my foot. Luna’s expression froze momentarily.

"What are you doing...?"

"Life is, you see, always standing at a crossroads. Just like you chose to give me your 5-star virginity."

"What kind of weird nonsense are you trying to say again...?"

Luna pinched the back of my neck and bit her lip.

"Can’t you throw me on the bed right now and fuck me like a dog?!"

"That’s for me to decide. Ah, if you use force, I won’t do it."

"You think that’s a threat to me right now? Who’s desperate?"

"You are. Do you think there’s anyone else as handsome with a big dick who can satisfy you like me?"

Actually, it was bluffing and bravado. If Luna got upset and fucked another man, I’d regret it like crazy. But I didn’t regret my current choice to firmly break Luna’s pride.

"Luna, if you want to do it with me."

I roughly groped Luna’s milk jugs. The leotard’s chest part stretched long, and one of Luna’s breasts popped out with a ’boing’ sound. Luna’s face reddened momentarily.

"Quietly shut your mouth and get fucked however I fuck you. Got it?"

"..."

Luna seemed dumbfounded and just gaped her mouth. Very fortunately, seeing me—much weaker than herself—come on strong made her feel bewildered yet aroused, as the color of her groin area began darkening. Luna just peed a little.

"And you know."

I carried Luna and approached the door, turning my body outside.

"I want to eat watermelon right now."

"What...?"

"A cup of watermelon-ade at Ras Vegas?"

"W-wait. You don’t mean...?"

Luna’s expression paled. I smiled triumphantly.

"Let’s go! To the paradise of pleasure, Ras Vegas!!"

Tonight. I would truly make Luna mine. By covering Luna’s first time taken by the divine tree with my green.

"White stockings! White swimsuit! Then naturally white skin!"

To complete the holy trinity of pure white, I ran toward Ras Vegas.