Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 264: Testing All Variables

Vapula sub-dungeon.

Unlike when the level 80 monster that spat out one highest-grade magic stone and one corruption stone appeared, fortunately the muscle-bound lion didn’t appear again.

"Kyaooo!"

Instead, male lions with lush manes appeared. So I plucked them as soon as I saw them.

"Just like I heard. This really does seem to be the original Vapula sub-dungeon."

The muscle-bound lion that appeared back then—wasn’t that an illusion wearing a costume? The king of beasts that appeared as a hidden boss was a needlessly frightening existence to me.

"Master. So what will you make with these manes?"

Lune fiddled with the lion manes piled up in both hands. The glossy mane fur was so silky it didn’t even need separate treatment—it looked good enough to make fabric right away.

"Well. Maybe I’ll make decorations."

Black robe with lion mane fur. Not just decoration, but since they were originally plucked from flame lions, the insulation was excellent too.

"The original purpose wasn’t the manes though...."

What I expected to get from the Vapula sub-dungeon was naturally lion hide. My ambitious plan to make bondage products naturally achieved its goal, but I didn’t expect the lions to come out so abundantly.

"Good thing I brought the kids. Arthur!"

"Yes."

Arthur’s squad, which had been busy dismantling lions, stopped their work and turned their gaze to me. They were already clumsily but steadily skinning the hides through tanning as I had taught them.

"Collect the manes separately. I’ll have uses for them later."

"Where do you plan to use them?"

"Well. Various ideas are coming to mind."

Should I make fur-lined handcuffs? Or maybe make animal claws for beast play? Or make a costume and create animal pajamas?

"For now, take them to the union boss. The union boss should start getting ideas too and create at least one interesting design. If not, they can be used as decorations."

"Understood. Legion Commander, then what should we do with the remaining magic stones?"

"Ah, give those to me."

Lune stuffed all the magic stones into the huge bag she had prepared in advance. It was a bit exasperating watching her pack them with a big smile, but since I was also eagerly awaiting Lune reaching level 70, I didn’t stop her.

"Lune. Since we’ve done one round, let’s absorb them right away."

"What? We’re not doing all 3?"

"There’s no experience bonus for doing 3 in a row, so why bother. Better to do them one at a time and increase the count. Hehe, isn’t that right?"

"You’re right! Let’s go right now!"

Lune grabbed my arm and pointed to the dungeon exit. Having completely cleared even the boss room, now we just had to wait outside while Arthur’s squad farmed all the materials and came out.

"Still have some time left.... Arthur! Lune and I are going to work on refining the magic stones."

"You’re saying it will take quite a while? Congratulations, Mother Lune."

Arthur snickered with a sly smile. As expected of my blood, he understood what I said even when I spoke like crap and got it perfectly. Of course, just telling them to work and leave felt bad, so I wanted to provide special service for Arthur and his squad.

"I’ll show you all a new world."

Thanks to the flames the flame lions had scattered everywhere, there was plenty of firepower. I approached a flame lion with only meat left after the hide was removed and cut off one large leg.

"This is how to remove the gamey smell from lion meat."

I poured liquid I had prepared in advance all over the leg meat. The sour liquid soaked the entire leg, and I stuck the bone protruding from the leg meat next to where the flames were burning.

"Rotate one side every 10 minutes and it will cook well. I’ll leave this here."

"Legion Commander. What is that?"

Arthur showed interest in the special medicine for removing gamey smell. I wondered whether to tell him, but seeing Arthur’s subordinates already drooling, I whispered only to Arthur.

"It’s Shax water mixed with tangerine juice."

"...."

Arthur’s expression hardened as he realized what and what it was. I smacked the back of Arthur’s head as he looked at me with awe.

"What weird thoughts are you having? You know well enough that Shax is a monster that handles water. It’s river water. Waterfall water."

"...I apologize. Since you usually call it Shax’s water, I thought it was, well, bodily fluid or something...."

"Even I wouldn’t get this much from her, would I?"

I pointed to the wooden barrel that looked to hold at least 2 liters full of Shax’s water—water Shax summoned. No matter how much you squeeze, even for Shax, receiving 2 liters of water was realistically impossible.

"Just sprinkle a little and you can reduce the gamey smell somewhat. If necessary, try melting some of the slimes you guys carry around and spreading it."

"Understood. Then we’ll finish our work and head out."

Arthur led his squad and quickly began dismantling the lions. Arthur had tact too, so he would spend at least about an hour on cleanup work.

"Then Lune, let’s go."

"Yes. But Master. Why didn’t you tell them the source of the tangerine juice?"

"...Kimaris told me."

Sometimes it’s better not to know. Though someone might actually think it’s a reward.

"I see...but Master. Does it really work?"

"Ah, that’s called the ’placebo effect.’"

***

Whether Arthur and his squad ever figured out what was really in that marinade was their problem, not mine. I had more important things to attend to—specifically, working out with Lune the most efficient way to absorb a bag full of magic stones.

"We absolutely have to do it the proper way."

"Can’t do that. That’s blocked."

"You can do anything, Master!"

"Even so, no. What if we lose magic stones?"

Lune and I argued until our faces turned red. We had to argue. I was claiming Lune’s opinion was unrealistic and impossible, while Lune was insisting on willpower and saying it was absolutely possible.

"We’re doing it the proper way no matter what! Even if we can’t do all of it now, we can do about 2/3!!"

"So let’s experiment? Whether only the proper way works. Whether shortcuts work too. We already confirmed the top works, right?"

"What on earth are you two talking about?"

Eventually Luna, who heard the news and came, mediated between me and Lune. I was embarrassed to be fighting over such an issue, but Lune welcomed Luna as if an ally had arrived and shouted.

"Luna! Master won’t do it in the front!!"

"...What kind of bullsh, ahem."

Perhaps because she had gotten used to dungeon life, Luna was about to blurt out vulgar language. But I sympathized too. Even if it was Lune, it was nonsense.

"No, listen. The question of where to absorb the magic fluid is extremely important, you know?"

"Right. So everyone drinks it. Whether through the top mouth or bottom mouth."

"But here’s where the problem arises."

I tapped Lune’s lower belly with my finger.

"I said let’s do it from behind since the front is blocked, you know? And do you know what she says?"

"Doing it from behind will definitely lower mana absorption efficiency! So it’s definitely better to do it from the front!"

"You’re having such a huge argument over something like that?"

Luna looked at us with a dumbfounded expression.

"Just try both front and back once each."

"...You’re really smart, Luna."

"Ahem. I guess this is the dignity of a queen."

"That’s just you two being idiots. Yawn. Go ahead and try. I left scouting to Hases, so I can watch here for a bit."

Luna sat lazily on the bed with a drowsy smile. Lune’s eyes flashed as she frowned, and Luna shrugged and repeatedly covered and uncovered her eyes with her palm.

"I’ll just watch today. Just watch. I can’t go into my room right now either."

"Why’s that?"

"I lent them my bed since they were looking for a comfortable place. I find Sola a bit cute."

"...Really? So Galahad and Sola are in your room right now?"

I picked up the bag with the collected magic stones and Lune. Lune snuggled close to me as if she hadn’t argued, and Luna also got up when I rose from the bed.

"What. Are you moving spots because of me? What did I do wrong?"

"No. This is the perfect situation for an experiment."

Isn’t this the perfect situation to test all variables? I told Lune and Luna the hypothesis of my experiment.

"...I don’t care either way. As long as Master does it with me. Hehe."

"Then I’m the only one without a partner...."

Luna glanced at me, but couldn’t try further because Lune growled.

"Then it can’t be helped. I can take Shax and Lime, right?"

...It seems Luna has properly awakened to her queen disposition.

***

Semen mixed with mana.

To test various variables, I first had to make comparisons with others.

The first. Do my descendant orcs born from my seed have the power to make magic fluid?

"Ahh, haah, hyaaah!!"

The answer to the hypothesis was OK. Sola, who was being wildly stabbed by Galahad’s holy sword on the bed, couldn’t even lift her head and writhed.

"Huff, huff huff."

Galahad grabbed Sola’s waist and panted like a dog. The semen dripping from his cock that had violated Sola’s insides seemed to have glittery powder mixed in.

"It does work but it’s not as good as I thought?"

"It doesn’t seem to dissolve 100% like Master does."

Lune and I watched their intercourse from the side and observed how much the magic stone dissolved. The magic stone that had been pushed into Sola’s vagina still remained inside her.

"Galahad. Do you need to cum more inside? Otherwise Sola’s pussy will get blocked by the half-dissolved magic stone."

"Grr, I can still cum more...!"

Galahad even used divine power to replenish his stamina. The speed of his waist shaking back and forth got faster, and Sola buried her face in the bed without the strength to let out moans.

"Ugh, uhik, uggeuk!!"

The sound of gritting teeth seemed so pitiful. She had already climaxed several times and wanted to moan like crazy, but it seemed she was keeping her pride since Lune, Luna, and I were standing by as spectators.

"It’d be more comfortable to just make sounds. Why bother keeping pride."

"She doesn’t want to whine in front of me."

Luna gently placed a low-grade magic stone on Sola’s back. When the magic stone was placed on her back, Sola gripped the bed sheets and coughed.

"Aheuugh...!"

"Galahad. Can you cum outside once?"

"I’ll do as headquarters commands!"

Galahad pulled out his cock and placed it on Sola’s buttcrack. The cock glistening with semen and love juice from mana kept twitching several times while just resting there, emitting heat.

’As expected, he resembles me.’

Like most orcs born from me, but especially Galahad’s cock looked exactly like mine. With something identical to mine placed on top of Sola, it felt like I was eating Sola.

"Phew...."

Squirt, squirt.

Galahad grabbed his cock with one hand along with a sigh. Galahad’s semen, precisely aimed at the top of the magic stone so it wouldn’t spray sideways, mercilessly covered Sola’s back and silver hair.

Fizzz.

At the same time, the magic stone began to melt. Unlike my semen, the magic stone’s melting speed was considerably slower, but it definitely started melting.

"Then what about the other orcs?"

"We need to check whether Galahad is special or if other kids have this power too. Well, we can have the kids try that later. Then we should check other variables too."

I gathered three mid-grade magic stones. I took two, and Galahad took one.

"Galahad. Now push the magic stone into Sola’s back hole."

"Like this~"

Lune had already lowered her stockings and was presenting her butt to me. Showing an example was good, but I couldn’t show Lune’s anal to Galahad, so I made the skirt pulled down to her waist drape over her butt.

Squirt.

One small bead entered Lune’s fully developed back hole. Galahad also pushed a bead into Sola’s rear.

"The experiment starts now."

How efficient is mana absorption through the rectum? I grabbed Lune’s pelvis as she was on all fours like a dog and thrust my cock in.

"Haaahh!!"

"Aah! N, not there---!!"

The high elf burst into delighted moans, and the dark elf shook her head and let out groans.

The two orcs, Galahad and I, just kept thrusting our cocks regardless of what they said.