Longevity: Starting from the Qi Tags-Chapter 279 - 189: If he can finish eating, I’ll get diarrhea while standing on my head!

Chapter 279: Chapter 189: If he can finish eating, I’ll get diarrhea while standing on my head!

Time slowly passed.

Jiang Yuan had been slowly roasting the Sea Dragon, enticing scents wafted out on the breeze, drifting to the noses of everyone present.

The air was filled with the sound of gulping.

It was everyone swallowing their saliva.

Situ Hao’s throat bobbed slightly, the woman in the green dress beside him tugged gently on his sleeve.

“Senior Brother, I really want to eat it!” she said.

Situ Hao shook his head with a wry smile, he was unwilling to cause trouble.

Elsewhere.

Jiang Yuan watched as the Sea Dragon, now glistening with oil, was being cooked, then said, “Xiaoxiao, flip it over!”

“Yes, Young Master!”

She turned the dragon on the spit, which Jiang Yuan had created using his Heavenly Stem Gold energy. The Azure Sea Dragon was flipped over in an instant.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

Suddenly, several strands of blue flame emerged, ignited by drops of dragon oil falling onto the fire.

“The body of a Sea Dragon is indeed extraordinary!”, Jiang Yuan commented offhandedly.

Despite having been roasting for quite a while, the Sea Dragon still wasn’t roasted to a golden crisp.

Shu Xiaoxiao’s face was slightly reddened by the heat of the fire, as she wiped the sweat from her forehead.

“Yeah, it’s so hot and it’s still not fully cooked. I’m almost melting!”, she said, sticking out her tongue and fanning herself.

At this point, Mu Qianru suddenly rose, jubilant, “Feel it, feel it! Finally, it’s gone! Haha!”

Jiang Yuan gave her a wordless glance, “What are you being so cheerful about? It will be back soon unless you only eat a little bit.”

“Ah… ” At this, Mu Qianru’s face went blank.

Then she appeared somewhat deflated, “Wuuu…I will look like I am pregnant again. It’s really awkward!”

She then glanced at Shu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Yuan, “I am so envious of you two. No matter how much you eat, you never get full. You two have similar special physique. No wonder you can cultivate so quickly!”

She suddenly thought of something, looking at Shu Xiaoxiao and then at Jiang Yuan with wide eyes.

“Could you two be related by blood?”

Shu Xiaoxiao spoke up: “Where did that come from! I couldn’t possibly be related to Young Master by blood!”

“My parents sold me to a brothel in order to save my younger brother. If it wasn’t for the Young Master who appeared just in time to save me…”

“By now I might have ended up as a corpse in some ditch!”

When she got to this point, she looked at Jiang Yuan.

“My life is given by Young Master. His action has gone above and beyond saving me!”

Hearing Shu Xiaoxiao’s recounting, Mu Qianru nodding slightly in agreement.

“Indeed, for ordinary women, brothels are worse than the Demon Cult’s hell. Your parents are indeed heartless. If it were me, I would make sure to take my revenge!”

Shu Xiaoxiao gently smiled: “Let it be, they after all bore and raised me. They have the grace of upbringing.”

Mu Qianru shook her head: “I am not as forgiving as you.”

Then, she laughter lightly: “Maybe that’s why I would join the Heavenly Demon Sect. But I think that’s pretty good. I will reciprocate whoever is kind to me and I will definitely take revenge on anyone who wrongs me!”

Shu Xiaoxiao responded with a soft smile.

“That’s pretty good indeed. You’re living freely and easily, without too many worries.”

“Exactly!” Mu Qianru agreed, suddenly giggling.

Jiang Yuan abruptly said: “You two stop chatting, the meat is about to burn!”

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“Ah!” Shu Xiaoxiao was immediately startled and quickly turned around to flip the Sea Dragon once again.

Several hours later.

The fragrance of grilled meat filled the air for several miles around. The people at a distance were staring intently at Jiang Yuan’s place, swallowing their saliva frequently.

They could feel their bodies emitting yearning emotions.

“Just a little longer, once these three are full, I’ll request some Sea Dragon meat to eat!” Someone muttered to himself, then swallowed again.

This time, Shu Xiaoxiao said, “Young Master, it should be done now!”

Jiang Yuan immediately grinned, he could finally start eating now.

He hadn’t felt this kind of rumbling hunger for a long time.

But now, he got to experience this feeling once again.

Mu Qianru also commented, “The snake soup should be ready too!”

“There’s no rush!” Jiang Yuan replied with a smile.

The three of them got to work.

Jiang Yuan cut a large piece of meat from the dragon’s back and put it into his mouth.

As he chewed, his eyes lit up.

He chewed several more times before swallowing it down.

As the Sea Dragon meat entered his stomach, he immediately felt a warm current spread from his stomach to all over his body.

He felt warm throughout his body, extremely comfortable.

“Great stuff! No wonder it’s Sea Dragon meat, from a three-stage transformative demon!” Jiang Yuan exclaimed.

“Yes, yes, it’s delicious and chewy!” Shu Xiaoxiao nodded continually in agreement.

However, her mouth never stopped.

On the other hand, Mu Qianru was seen wearing a pained expression, “This thing is so delicious, yet my stomach is so small! It’s so uncomfortable!”

After saying so, she resolved her frustration into drive, opening her mouth and taking big bites, no longer minding her image.

The same was true for Shu Xiaoxiao.

Jiang Yuan glanced at the two women in front of him and nodded slightly.

After all, beautiful people are always beautiful.

Everyone saw the three of them eating heartily and their saliva production redoubled.

“Gulp!”

“Gulp!”

It was as if they were drinking water.

“How envious! I suddenly feel very envious of the Holy Daughter of the Heavenly Demon Sect and his little maid, being able to eat such delicious food!”

“Yes, yes!” A girl in a goose-yellow dress nodded continuously.

Someone else talked himself into waiting patiently, “Don’t worry, let them eat first and we’ll get our share later.”

Somebody else then laughed: “Daoist Brother, didn’t you just say that anyone who dares to use a Demon Tribe member as food will be hunted down by the Demon Tribe?”

“I was only…was only…”, he stuttered.

“Only what?”

“Was I not joking?”

Just after a while.

Mu Qianru began holding her belly, exclaiming, “I can’t do it anymore, I really can’t eat any more!”

“This damn stomach of mine!”

While speaking, she slapped her belly hard twice.

Jiang Yuan’s gaze was instantly drawn to her, and he laughed, “You look like you’re pregnant!”

“You’re laughing? They are all saying I’m carrying your child!”

“Uh…” Jiang Yuan broke into an embarrassed smile and then continued to eat.

Seeing the crazy feasting of Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao, Mu Qianru looked on with envy.

She glanced back at the expressions of the people in the distance and laughed.

She had heard their conversation clearly.

Therefore, she understood their intentions. As soon as Jiang Yuan, Shu Xiaoxiao, and she herself finished eating, they would come forward to share.

What a beautiful thought.

In normal people’s minds, a massive Azure Sea Dragon would be impossible to devour fully.

Not to mention a slightly smaller black python – it was even more impossible for these three of them to finish.

Regrettably, they overestimated the amounts. Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao were not ordinary people.

The two of them ate like a Taotie – a monster of insatiable appetite in Chinese mythology. Every bit of food that entered their stomachs did not cause even the slightest ripple.

Under everyone’s gaze.

The duo gradually gnawed away half of the Sea Dragon’s body. Their pace did not slow down at all – they continued to ingest in an orderly manner.

“What… what’s happening? How can they eat so much?” someone exclaimed in surprise.

“I don’t know! I’ve never seen anyone eat so much!”

“Eat so much? They are not people; they are the incarnations of ancient ferocious beasts!”

“No, it should be said they are Taoties! Legend has it that Taotie is just like this; it devours everything, nothing can satisfy its appetite!”

Facing everyone’s exclamation, someone comforted, “Don’t worry, there’s plenty more! Even if they eat a lot, they won’t be able to finish all of it! Look at that demoness from the Demon Cult, she can’t eat any more!”

Hearing this comfort, people agreed and nodded.

“That’s reasonable, Daoist Brother, I don’t believe that the two of them can eat up the entire ten-meter-long Sea Dragon! If they do, I’ll offer my head for you all to kick!”

Under everyone’s gaze, time passed slowly.

Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao leisurely consumed, bit by bit, and devoured the entire Sea Dragon!

In the crowd.

“Daoist Brother, do you still hold on to your words?” someone asked with a suspicious look at the man who had just sworn.

This man’s face changed from green to white.

He hesitated for a moment.

Then he laid on the ground and closed his eyes, “Come on then! Kick me!”

“Admiration!” someone said with clasped hands, “Daoist Brother, you keep your word, we all admire you very much. But rest assured, no one will kick you.”

As his words fell.

A young girl in a goose-yellow skirt happened to stand behind his head and kicked out, hitting his head directly.

Bang!

The man was instantly kicked a meter away by her.

“Er…” Everyone looked at the girl in the goose-yellow skirt, speechless for a moment.

Especially the person who had just spoken; his face was even more embarrassed.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt saw everyone’s gaze on her and her big eyes blinked.

“Why are you all looking at me like that? I’ll get shy!”

“I’m just fulfilling his wish, otherwise he’d be too embarrassed to descend from his high horse”!

The man she had kicked came over, clutching his head.

“Hisss!”

He drew in sharp breaths of air.

When he reached everyone, he saw Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao had stopped their feast in the distance.

Jiang Yuan even let out a satisfying belch.

Hearing this belch, his eyes reddened a bit.

“I can’t believe they can finish this pot of snake soup too! Even if we can’t get any of the Sea Dragon meat, drinking some snake soup is good enough!”

Hearing his words, some people joked, “Daoist Brother, what if they finish this pot of snake soup?”

“Impossible!”

“I mean, what if?”

“If they can finish, I’ll stand on my head and take a dump right here, okay?!”

His eyes were somewhat bloodshot.

“Did you all hear that? He said it himself; I didn’t force him!”

On the other side.

Shu Xiaoxiao touched her flat stomach, “So delicious!”

Her actions attracted the attention of Mu Qianru who was beside her.

Looking at Shu Xiaoxiao’s flat belly, then at her own belly which resembled a ten-month pregnancy, she was almost moved to tears.

The duo rested for a while.

They then came to the pot of snake soup.

Jiang Yuan took a bowl and tasted it carefully.

Then he said with some dissatisfaction, “Just so-so!”

Shu Xiaoxiao also took a bowl, “Indeed, just average. After tasting the delicious Sea Dragon meat, this snake soup just seems very ordinary.”

“Exactly!” Jiang Yuan nodded and sighed slightly.

“Alright, for the sake of the essence contained in it, let’s just put up with it!”

So, under everyone’s gaze, one bowl after another, they gulp down into their stomachs.

Seeing the diminishing amount of snake soup in the pot, the man who had made the oath, his face grew uglier and uglier.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt exclaimed in surprise at this moment, “They’re not going to really drink up all the snake soup in the pot, are they?”

“They won’t! They won’t!”

“Shut up!” The man who made the oath reprimanded.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt retracted her neck and said aggrievedly, “So fierce!”

After a moment, they saw that the pot of snake soup was completely empty.

The man who had sworn just now turned coal black, and his face changed color again.

“Hehe!” The girl in the goose-yellow skirt laughed, “Time to do a handstand and take a dump!”

Hearing this sentence, everyone couldn’t help but chuckle.

After a while, someone laughed out loud.

With this laughter, it was like a dam had broken, and everyone started to laugh.

After a few moments, someone intervened to comfort, “Daoist Brother, it’s just a joke, you don’t have to take it so seriously!”

“Yes!” People nodded, “It’s just a joke to enliven the atmosphere; you don’t need to take it to heart!”