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Loser System and Berserker Me
冤种系统和战狂的我
Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!Now, let's first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.Shu Yichao: "Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!"And so, Momoana died.My host, I'll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.Shi Yichao: "Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!"And so, Purin died.Maybe you didn't hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next targetShu Yichao: "Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?"Shi Yichao: "Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?"I'm tired. Just go and destroy everything.
- C.185: Have You Rode Enough?NEW
- C.184: Bondage GameNEW
- C.183: You’re Just Going to Watch?
- C.182: Do You Recognize Me
- C.181: Talas
- C.180: The Insider
- C.179: Fog of Specters
- C.178: Falsely Relaying an Imperial Edict
- C.177: The Next Victim
- C.176: Mole Lair
- C.175: Feast On!
- C.174: Clearing Mobs
- C.173: Women Can Be Fast Too
- C.172: I Am Very Confident
- C.171: The Mole Cannon Fodder
- C.170: Underground Rats
- C.169: The Dead Is No Trouble
- C.168: In the Beholder
- C.167: Quickened Salvation
- C.166: Hold On A Little Longer
- C.165: I’ll Smack You Right Away
- C.164: Archmage of Holysnow
- C.163: Iron Gate Pass
- C.162: The Tsenpo’s Countermeasure
- C.161: Good Things Come In Pairs
- C.160: I’m Just Taking a Detour
- C.159: I Don’t Believe It
- C.158: My Giant Lizard
- C.157: Antlion Whisperer
- C.156: The Lizard Queen
- C.155: The God of Lightning is Aiding Me
- C.154: I Am A Kind-hearted Man
- C.153: Lightning Shocker
- C.152: The Benefits of Upgrades
- C.151: You Call This a Calamity?
- C.150: Mudslide!
- C.149: Terracotta Soldiers
- C.148: System: “All Is Going Well.”
- C.147: Anxi Protectorate General
- C.146: Gatling Buddha
- C.145: Seeing Han Wear Once More
- C.144: Massacring the Barbarians
- C.143: Spare Me, Heavenly Soldiers
- C.142: Talk Is Cheap
- C.141: The Return of the King
- C.140: Your Grandpa Tang Is Here
- C.139: Path of White Bones
- C.138: Good Actor
- C.137: Wave of Death
- C.136: Destroying the Soldiers in Ambush
- C.135: A Slave No More
- C.133: Night of Unease
- C.132: A Nameless Tang Army Approaches the City
- C.131: Trash Magic
- C.130: The Villain Slaying the City Lord
- C.129: The Snickering Banshees
- C.128: The Shameless Bandits’ Counterattack
- C.127: Feigning Defeat and Pursuit
- C.126: Those Pathetic Slaves Dream of Rebelling?
- C.125: Think Win-Win-Win
- C.124: Changing Words
- C.123: Shu Clan’s Lad
- C.122: Skeleton Calamity
- C.121: The Town of Death
- C.120: Delivering the Goods
- C.119: Population White Paper
- C.118: Our Army is Here
- C.117: Apothecary
- C.116: Eternal Blight
- C.115: Uniting with the Tangs
- C.114: The Fluttering Tang Flag
- C.113: Conquest Expert
- C.112: Professional Corpse Collector
- C.111: A City of White Hair
- C.110: Entering the Game Again
- C.109: Systemhood Is Filled With Ordeals!
- C.108: The Horns of the Future
- C.107: Being Myself
- C.106: Conquering Europe
- C.105: Mystical Prophecy
- C.104: It’s Headbutt, Not Anything Else
- C.103: To Rot or Not To Rot
- C.102: Horseman of the Apocalypse
- C.101: The Eternal City - Rome
- C.100: Triple Kill
- C.99: Charging On Their Own Accord
- C.98: Double Kill
- C.97: The Country of Knights
- C.12: I Have the Advantage
- C.11
- C.10: Augustus and the Sultana
- C.9: Scraping It Clean
- C.8: A Player’s Way of Taking Down a City
- C.7: Outstanding Physics Engine
- C.6: Bandits Are So Dangerous
- C.5: Hostages Need To Eat Too?
- C.4: Khitan Baturu
- C.3: The Storm on the Plains
- C.2: Roman RPG?
- C.1: Let’s Just Toss A Guy In