Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 597 - 20 I Really Want to Learn and Improve

Wang Yunxiao was a kid who loved to study—or so he felt nauseous even hearing himself say it.

He really did want to study earnestly, but studying just didn’t want to treat him the same way.

It was only after he had opened that book on "Human Sociology" with a mindset of "I’m here anyway, might as well learn something" that he realized he couldn’t understand a thing.

He knew the characters, and he knew what a sentence meant on its own, but putting several sentences together was like trying to swallow compressed biscuits in the dog days of summer—utterly unswallowable.

This really was a course meant for college students, and even then, not all college students might understand it.

The first page of the introduction was "The Practical Difference between Human Sociology and Societal Anthropology."

Societal Anthropology involves observing and analyzing human social behavior patterns within human societies, while Human Sociology is about observing the societies humans construct to analyze the motives behind human social behaviors...

The first sentence alone had Wang Yunxiao spinning in confusion for a full five minutes.

Can’t study this, excuse me!

I don’t even recognize the word ’society’ anymore!

Why dual cultivate? Who said anything about dual cultivation? Are you the protagonist? Do you have a system cheat that makes you dare to dual cultivate?

I think the Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate is great, no need to use your brain, jobs assigned automatically, absolutely perfect!

Wang Yunxiao turned his head to sneak a peek at Youtiao and Guozi, finding they weren’t doing any better than himself.

Youtiao had the expression of constipation, the oil in his hair seemed to thicken a bit more.

Guozi... Guozi had already fallen asleep.

Young man! How can you sleep while reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

At this point, Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but recall Teacher Liu’s good points.

When Teacher Liu lectured, you really couldn’t understand what she was saying, but she knew you couldn’t understand either, so she would try her best to break down all the knowledge points into things you could understand.

And for those points you still couldn’t grasp, she would bluntly tell you that you didn’t need to memorize them, just deduct the marks directly during practical applications.

Coming to Teacher Bai... okay, the textbook is there, but when are you starting to teach?

Looking at her demeanor, she didn’t seem like someone with the patience to teach, and Wang Yunxiao even suspected that the things she said yesterday weren’t her own words at all, but rather a script prepared for her by Principal Zhou.

Especially the part about national sentiments, it really sounded very much like Principal Zhou.

Guess I really don’t have a talent for this, he thought, and then Wang Yunxiao couldn’t help but start to wonder about Eldest Miss Li studying the Chess Herald Dharma Gate. It shouldn’t be too difficult for her, right?

He had read through Chen Yan’s book on "Game Theory," which was basically a book of chess strategies. Those with talent could discern the underlying meanings; those without would only see black and white pieces.

He didn’t know if Eldest Miss Li could play Go.

Seeing Li Mumu listening so attentively to the lecture, Wang Yunxiao felt embarrassed to pass a note and instead took out his notebook and wrote down a line.

"Can you understand the Chess Herald’s textbook?"

The answer from Student Li came instantly: "I can’t understand it at all!"

Huh! She’s not really studying at all!

And she still puts on such a pretentious act!

Wang Yunxiao felt the urge to tease her and wrote, "Chen Yan is also cultivating the Chess Herald Dharma Gate, do you want to ask her for advice?"

"No! She’ll laugh at me!"

"She won’t."

"Wang Yunxiao, I have my pride too," Student Li said.

Li Mumu thought to herself, what am I studying, really? Asking for advice would just give me away!

"How difficult is your textbook?"

"Very simple."

Wang Yunxiao kept a straight face: "Just some physical training, organizational discipline, military regulations, and things like that."

Tsk, men...

Li Mumu couldn’t help but roll her eyes.

Boys, they just love all this fighting and combating stuff. Choosing the Garrison Soldiers really was the right path for him.

Whenever she thought about Wang Yunxiao eventually cultivating into an iron turtle, her mood wasn’t very cheerful.

Couldn’t beat it no matter how hard you tried.

"I heard the Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate is really powerful!"

"It’s nothing special, really. I haven’t found any magical spells or anything. It feels just like a regular military training manual—I’m starting to think I was swindled."

"Garrison soldiers get stronger with more people, right?"

"You know about that too?"

"I heard it from a friend."

Old lady really got beaten up by garrison soldiers!

Got beaten so badly, my fingernails almost flew off!

But if the garrison soldiers were on my side, protecting me from damage, then it would be a different story.

If you have a talent for it, you’d better start practicing now!

Thinking of this, Li Mumu decided to encourage Wang Yunxiao a little, to let him taste some sweetness, lest he lose interest halfway and collapse before finishing.

"I remember you mentioned that you’re the child of military personnel?"

Said it this morning.

But Wang Yunxiao just threw it out there and didn’t really remember any of it.

"Yes, both my parents passed away."

"Then if you could study hard and follow the righteous path, your parents in heaven would probably be very happy, wouldn’t they?"

That’s a tough one... But if I could find a wife, they’d definitely be happy.

"The domestic and international situation is pretty stable now, so there probably won’t be any wars in the near future."

"No wars is a good thing, plus... I personally think military men are quite handsome."

Really? I don’t buy it.

For a pampered miss like you, shouldn’t you be gushing over those popular pretty boys?

"You want me to join the army?"

"I just think you’d look very handsome in a military uniform."

I think she’s trying to manipulate me, but I have no proof!

Wang Yunxiao coughed to clear his mind and continued to write, "Being too handsome isn’t a good thing for a man, attracts too much unwanted attention."

"Isn’t that just perfect for solving your marriage issues?"

"A true man aspires to travel the world, I’m not in a rush to settle down and start a family."

Got it, poor, can’t afford a wife, truly tragic.

Li Mumu chuckled to herself.

"I think Miss He suits you well, she seems interested in you too. Have you considered getting engaged to her first?"

"I have high standards, I want someone cultured."

At least someone who has finished junior high for starters.

"Oh? But I heard once a woman gets educated and her thoughts are liberated, she becomes harder to control. Are you sure you don’t want a traditional, virtuous woman?"

I’m thinking about it! Seriously considering it!

But how do Little Lanzi and ’virtuous’ fit together?

"I’m not saying Miss He is bad, but if I really married her, I worry I wouldn’t even get a hot meal at home."

A woman can only guarantee a warm bed; as for other things... Wang Yunxiao didn’t want to eat donkey burgers for the rest of his life.

Yet he was ultimately too naive.

As he was leading his brothers to the cafeteria after school, he reached the school gate when he heard the security uncle shout, "Yuanxiao, your wife brought you food!"

Wang Yunxiao: "???"