Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool-Chapter 39: This... What the Fuck Are All These Things!!

Chapter 39: Chapter 39: This... What the Fuck Are All These Things!!

As Daoist Longchuan let out a thunderous roar, a beam of golden light shot down from the dome. It was like the clouds parting to reveal the sun, shining directly on him.

Bathed in the golden light, Daoist Longchuan’s power surged.

The rank of Celestial Master was a realm every Cultivator dreamed of reaching.

And the most crucial test of a Celestial Master was the ability to perform Inviting God!

If one could successfully invite their patron ancestor, they were a true Celestial Master!

But as had been said before, there were also differences in power among Celestial Masters.

The difference lay in who they invited.

For instance, the Travelers of the Five Doctors Guild worshipped the Five Great Physicians, so they would borrow the power of the Divine Tree on Taixing Mountain.

But Daoist Longchuan was a Celestial Master from the orthodox Dou Shi Temple on Taixing Mountain.

And he was inviting none other than the world-renowned Shi Gandang!

The beam of golden light poured into Daoist Longchuan’s body, and his eyes began to burn with a golden glow.

Then, Wooden Sword in hand, he charged directly into the pitch-black night.

He was like Sun Wukong wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Instantly, Daoist Longchuan began to cut down the invisible and intangible Xingzi in the darkness as if they were nothing more than melons and vegetables.

Horrified screams echoed one after another.

Daoist Longchuan was truly ferocious. He was possessed by the famous Shi Gandang—how could he not be!

But his power was like a firework—a brilliant, brief burst that quickly fizzled out.

After about the time it takes to smoke a pipe, Daoist Longchuan came stumbling back the same way he had charged out.

The golden light enveloping him had faded from dazzling to dim.

It looked like it would completely dissipate in another moment.

When he returned, Daoist Longchuan saw the Celestial Master from the Provincial City just standing there and roared furiously:

"Why didn’t you come with me?!

What are you doing just standing there like an idiot?!"

The Celestial Master from the Provincial City lost his temper too, retorting through clenched teeth:

"Use that blockhead of yours for a second! After what we went through yesterday, you think I haven’t already tried Inviting God?!

What?!

You think your ancestor only serves you? You think you can just summon him today and then summon him again tomorrow?!"

But even after cursing him out, the Provincial City Celestial Master wasn’t satisfied.

He had probably taken a lot of crap from Daoist Longchuan today.

He was already injured and, by all rights, should have returned to the Provincial City.

But he couldn’t stomach the humiliation from last night, and the brother who had come with him had also fallen here.

If he scurried back with his tail between his legs, he would be utterly disgraced.

He had thought that with the famous Daoist Longchuan arriving, they could cooperate to take down these Xingzi together.

Instead, throughout the day, Daoist Longchuan had belittled him, both openly and subtly, making him feel like he was completely useless.

In the current situation, it was clear neither of them was going to make it out alive.

Suddenly, the Provincial City Celestial Master had had enough. He started jumping up and down as he yelled again:

"I told you these Xingzi were no small matter! That someone else had to be pulling the strings from behind the scenes!

But you wouldn’t believe this, and you wouldn’t listen to that! All you did was stand there and yap, yap, yap!

Go fuck your mother!!!"

Daoist Longchuan could only stand there and take the abuse. He had indeed been careless today.

But what was the use of talking about that now?

Daoist Longchuan gritted his teeth and said:

"Stop shouting and start thinking of a plan!"

But the Celestial Master from the Provincial City seemed ready to throw in the towel. His eyes widened as he snapped:

"A plan?

What kind of plan?

There is no plan!"

Daoist Longchuan gritted his teeth and said:

"I’m the one who caused this mess, so there’s no one to blame but myself at this point.

It’s just a shame I’ve dragged you down with me.

If we two can make it through this disaster, I will personally host a banquet to apologize to you."

Those who roamed the world tended to have a certain code of honor, and Daoists were no exception.

If anything, it was the Daoists, who pursued freedom and followed their hearts, who embodied this spirit the most.

Since he was the one in the wrong, Daoist Longchuan admitted it frankly, without putting on airs.

Of course, it could also be that a man’s words turn kind when death is near.

In any case, after hearing this, the Provincial City Celestial Master, who had been ready to give up, grew serious.

He immediately cupped his fists and said:

"Do you have an idea?!"

Daoist Longchuan nodded.

"When I charged out just now, I sensed an altar to the southeast.

These things must be empowered by some Evil Skill, which is why they’re so ferocious.

I started this mess, so I won’t ask for help. I’ll go destroy that altar myself.

You stay here and guard our altar. Don’t let it be destroyed, no matter what. If I succeed, we live.

If I fail, then when I’m in the underworld, I’ll enter the path of beasts and spend my next life as your ox and horse!"

With that, Daoist Longchuan tied a cord strung with countless tiny bells around his waist.

The other end he tied to the divine statue on the altar.

This statue was none other than Shi Gandang, worshipped for generations at Dou Shi Temple!

Then, without further delay, Daoist Longchuan took advantage of the remaining golden light on his body and charged out again.

The Celestial Master from the Provincial City understood what Daoist Longchuan was planning.

No more words were needed; he would naturally cooperate.

The two Celestial Masters worked together with a tacit understanding.

However, the gap in strength was just too vast. Even with perfect teamwork, they couldn’t defy fate.

Soon, the cord with the bells began to jingle violently.

Seeing this, the Celestial Master from the Provincial City immediately dropped his Wooden Sword, grabbed the cord with both hands, and began to pull.

It was like he was pulling up a giant turnip.

About half a minute later, Daoist Longchuan was hauled back, covered in blood.

Just one look at his state, and it was obvious he had failed.

But the Celestial Master from the Provincial City couldn’t help but ask, clinging to a sliver of hope:

"You... you didn’t make it?"

Though covered in blood, Daoist Longchuan could still speak.

In response to the question, he cursed loudly:

"That son of a bitch set me up!!

The Zhao Family has a traitor!!!

They knew every single Technique I was using here today!!

No wonder my Technique was broken the moment I used it!!

The enemy has been watching our every move loud and clear!!"

Hearing this, the Provincial City Celestial Master collapsed weakly to the ground, muttering:

"I should have known...

Something was wrong last night, but all I could think about was avenging my brother...

I should have figured it out..."

The two of them now sat slumped in despair beneath the altar table.

Without their fierce resistance, the surrounding Xingzi closed in in the blink of an eye.

Looking at the ghastly and wretched figures of the Xingzi.

Both men closed their eyes in despair.

Now, the situation was truly beyond saving...

There was nothing left to be done...

But just as the two of them were waiting for death with their eyes shut,

they realized nothing had happened to them.

They cautiously peeked their eyes open.

The malevolent spirits, which had been facing them with sinister expressions and were ready to pounce,

were now turned with their backs to them.

They were backing away, toward the two men.

And their bodies were trembling uncontrollably.

As if they were terrified of something.

Seeing this, the two men were stunned at first, then their faces lit up with ecstatic joy.

’Could it be?!’

’Could it be that reinforcements have arrived?!!’

And in this area, for something to frighten these Xingzi so badly...

’Could it be... the Grand Celestial Master from Dou Shi Temple has come?!!’

The two closed their eyes slightly to probe their surroundings.

But after two or three seconds, both of them snapped their eyes open.

Their faces were filled with sheer terror.

’What?!!’

’What the fuck?!!’

’A Red-Hanging Ghost with two hundred years of power?!’

’A Black Mountain Demon with five hundred years of power!!’

’A two-legged, human-faced sheep with seven hundred years of power?’

...

’What... what the fuck are these things that have shown up?!!’