Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling-Chapter 99 - 100: The Drunkards and the Dog

[Type 1 and maybe Buddha will forgive you!]

[Have some shame!]

[Wow, you’ve really got some nerve!]

Meanwhile, Li Ye logged on to his computer to watch the video along with the viewers.

He played it on fast-forward, but there was simply too much footage to sift through.

He watched clip after clip until he started getting drowsy, but he still hadn’t found anything out of the ordinary.

[I’m so sleepy. We’ve been watching forever. Has it been ten minutes already?]

[And that’s on fast-forward. Who knows how many days of footage we’ve gone through.]

The whole night seemed perfectly normal. Dahuang was sleeping by the door as usual.

There was no sign of anything strange, and certainly no indication that someone had drugged the dog.

"That can’t be right. Dahuang has been acting so strangely these past few days."

[LMAO, my dog has the same name.]

[Are all dogs in the world named that?! Mine’s called Dahuang, too.]

He watched a few more clips, and then, finally, things started to get weird.

A few staggering men came into view, their arms slung over each other’s shoulders. They kept stumbling and plopping down on the ground, and one of them was holding a pull-tab beer can.

[I bet it’s these three drunks! They probably fed the dog something weird!]

[What if they gave the dog beer? Then Dahuang got drunk, and that’s why he’s been acting up.]

Everyone was glued to their screens, watching the every move of the three men in the video.

Finally, they sat down next to the doghouse. Dahuang, now awake and alert, warily watched the three strangers.

[It’s definitely them!]

Li Ye switched the playback speed back to normal. He wanted to see exactly what these three were planning to do and get a look at their faces!

Soon, one of them swayed to his feet and slowly staggered toward Dahuang.

Dahuang was visibly panicked. He kept trying to back away, only to be dragged back by the men.

Then, one of the men grabbed one of Dahuang’s front paws.

The atrocity was about to begin!

Li Ye clenched his fists in anger. ’Damn it!’

Another man grabbed Dahuang’s other front paw, leaving one man free.

[This is horrible! Is that last guy going to force-feed something to Dahuang?!]

[This is so cruel. Drunkards really are no different from lunatics.]

[Dahuang didn’t do anything! He was just chilling in his doghouse, and now he has to suffer this senseless abuse.]

But the last man in the video grabbed the hands of the other two.

A bizarre scene unfolded. In the video, the three men and one dog, holding hands and paws, began to dance together.

[Huh?!!!]

[Hahahaha, are you serious?! I’m dying!]

[What cruelty? It was just exhaustion from all the dancing!]

Spinning in circles, forming straight lines, chasing each other around.

They couldn’t see any cruelty, but everyone could practically feel the dog’s joy through their screens.

Eventually, the dog got tired of playing and crawled into its doghouse, only to be hauled out again by the three incoherent drunks. They forced him to join their circle, holding his paws, and danced for another two or three hours.

When the three men finally left, the dog was completely wiped out.

[The humans get drunk, the dog suffers!]

[Dog: You have no idea what I went through last night. I said I didn’t want to dance, but they insisted.]

[The dog that was forced to work the night shift!]

[Outdoor dogs need to protect themselves, too!]

[Dahuang: This was a high-tier match.]

[I’m remembering when the dog was almost falling asleep mid-dance, but its body was still spinning in circles!]

[Especially when they dragged him out of the doghouse! The look of disbelief on his face... hahahaha, that’s totally meme-worthy!]

[No wonder his personality changed! He was so exhausted all he wanted to do was sleep. He had no energy left to deal with his owner, hahahaha!!]

Li Ye sat frozen, a dazed look on his face, as if he were questioning his very existence.

"So my dog has been listless for days... because drunks keep showing up in the middle of the night to dance with him??"

[Hahahaha, somehow that makes it even funnier!]

[This reminds me of the fairy tale ’The Twelve Dancing Princesses,’ but this version should be ’The Three Dancing Drunks.’]

[I think it should be ’Dahuang’s Forced Performance,’ ahhh!!!]

[Every time Dahuang tried to sleep but his body was dragged back into motion, I could see the utter despair on his face. I’m dying of laughter!]

Before watching, everyone was convinced it was either a ghost or some villain at work. After watching, the live comments were filled with nothing but laughter.

[I CAN’T EVEN!!!!]

[Hahahaha, I’m dead!!!] 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢

[This will shock me for a hundred years. The dog’s sudden personality change was because it was dancing with drunks!]

[No wonder he didn’t want to deal with anyone the next day. He was literally dog-tired.]

The on-screen comments were full of laughter, and even Li Ye, who had been so sure ghosts were to blame, was stunned.

"So that’s the truth!"

Su Nian looked at him and nodded calmly.

Li Ye finally burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha! Oh, Dahuang, you’ve been through so much!"

"So there weren’t any ghosts or spirits after all. What a relief!"

As he spoke, his hand unconsciously opened his web browser.

How can I see the girl I like all the time?

[Back off, bro, she’s mine!]

[So, now that you know the truth, you’re not even going to comfort your own dog?]

[Sigh, I like shy, pretty girls like her too!]

Su Nian’s gaze fell on his browser, and a strange smile appeared on her face.

She already had a stunningly beautiful, yet somewhat aloof, face. Now, with a complex look in her eyes, her aura shifted, taking on an intense air of mystery.

Li Ye didn’t dare to meet her gaze, worried she would expose his sordid thoughts. He averted his eyes and carefully ventured, "Streamer, everything around me is pretty normal, right?"

A strange smile played on Su Nian’s lips. "You know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you?"

[What? Weren’t we talking about the dog?]

[I bet Li Ye is hiding something!]

[Definitely! Otherwise, the streamer wouldn’t be acting like this.]

Li Ye’s fist clenched and then relaxed, his whole body slumping as if deflating.

"I just like Susu, that’s all. There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?"

The viewers were even more confused.

[Susu? Who’s Susu?]

[The plot’s moving too fast, I can’t keep up!]

[So weird. What about the dog? Where does Dahuang fit into this?!]

Li Ye brought a fist to his mouth and coughed lightly.

"Susu is that girl from a moment ago. I’ve lived in this little alley for twenty-two years, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a girl so gentle and beautiful."

He tilted his head back slightly, as if lost in a memory.

"I’ve lived in this alley for as long as I can remember. I’m afraid of the outside world, I can’t fit into the big city, so I chose to hole up here. Everything was fine, really. I was lonely, but I enjoyed it."

"Until Susu arrived. I noticed her the very first day she came."