Max Level is 100? I Can Upgrade All skill s to Lv99999!-Chapter 91 --If You’re Chasing a Girl, You’ve Got to Be Assertive! The Simp Becomes Caelan’s Disciple!

Chapter 91: Chapter91-If You’re Chasing a Girl, You’ve Got to Be Assertive! The Simp Becomes Caelan’s Disciple!

"You... you’re willing to help me??"

A flash of disbelief crossed Tydamir’s eyes.

He stared at Caelan, couldn’t hold back, and blurted out,

"Are you serious? Don’t tell me you don’t like Alyssa??"

Caelan froze for a beat, then smiled and shook his head.

Yeah, right.

Sure, Alyssa was pretty—but the problem was, she looked way too much like his lazy cousin.

The reminds-me-of-trauma kind of cousin: sprawled on the couch binge-watching dramas, ordering him around like a servant. The moment that image popped into his mind, Caelan felt his goodwill toward that kind of face evaporate on the spot.

"I don’t like Alyssa. We’re just friends. That’s all."

Seeing Caelan didn’t seem to be lying, Tydamir’s eyes lit up instantly.

In that split second, it was like he’d gone from hell straight to heaven.

The next moment, without another word, he dropped to his knees with a loud thump.

"Caelan, please—help me!"

Caelan jolted and quickly hauled him back up.

Being a simp to this extent... really wasn’t easy.

For a moment, Caelan even felt a little sympathy.

"Look," he said, "when you’re dealing with girls, sometimes you need to be... more assertive."

Assertive...?

Tydamir blinked. He’d been a simp for so long he didn’t even know what "assertive" was supposed to look like.

Caelan didn’t bother explaining further. He simply turned his head toward Alyssa in the distance.

"Alyssa. Go buy me a Coke."

Alyssa paused, clearly not expecting Caelan to suddenly call on her.

But the very next second, she smiled sweetly and nodded.

"Okay!"

After saying that, she turned and headed to the nearby drink shop.

Meanwhile, Tydamir—watching this—was completely stunned.

No way...??

Was this really the same Alyssa he remembered—the domineering, punch-first-ask-later female tyrannosaur?

Why did she look like an entirely different person in front of Caelan?!

No. Something was definitely wrong here!

A few minutes later, Alyssa carefully handed an ice-cold Coke to Caelan.

"Thanks," Caelan said with a nod. He twisted the cap off and took a huge gulp, then narrowed his eyes in pure satisfaction.

"Burp~"

Ahhh... that familiar taste. Still intoxicating.

A moment later, he opened his eyes and looked at the slack-jawed Tydamir beside him.

"See that? That’s what a man looks like."

In that instant, it was like a brand-new world had opened up for Tydamir.

The way he looked at Caelan immediately turned scorching—full of worship and reverence.

"Caelan—no, respected Caelan mentor! From this day on, you are my mentor!"

"Please, you must accept me as your student!"

Caelan blinked, then waved it off casually.

"Alright, alright. It’s nothing. But—"

Before he could finish, Tydamir copied him perfectly, swinging his arm toward Alyssa with all the confidence in the world.

"Alyssa! Go buy me a bottle of tequila!"

The next second—

BAM!

Alyssa’s furious fist slammed straight into Tydamir’s face.

"Buy your mom a bottle! Don’t you have legs?!"

After yelling, she suddenly realized Caelan was right there. Her whole demeanor instantly shifted back into that shy, gentle act.

"Um... Caelan, I’m not usually like this. It’s just that this guy is so annoying. I couldn’t help it, and I just—"

Caelan’s mouth twitched.

"Got it. I got it."

On the other side, Tydamir staggered back to his feet, rubbing his cheek.

He was already used to Alyssa’s punches.

What he didn’t understand was why his mentor could make Alyssa buy an ice-cold Coke, but when he tried it, he got punched in the face.

Why???

Just then, Tydamir felt a strong, broad hand land firmly on his shoulder.

A moment later, Caelan’s earnest voice sounded by his ear.

"Tydamir, you can’t just throw ’assertive’ around anywhere."

"If you want Alyssa to truly look at you differently, the first thing you need is real strength—enough to genuinely make her submit."

Make the female tyrannosaur submit... with strength?

Tydamir went numb on the spot.

If he had that kind of strength, would he be getting beaten up every day?!

"Caelan mentor... I don’t think I can do that..."

Caelan didn’t mock him. He simply patted Tydamir’s shoulder again.

"Tydamir—men are not allowed to say they can’t."

"And I can tell... you seem to have some barbarian blood in you."

At the mention of barbarian bloodline, a trace of awkwardness surfaced on Tydamir’s face.

"Caelan mentor... my bloodline is actually—"

This time, Caelan’s expression turned much more serious. He rummaged around in his storage space, casually pulled out a bottle of tequila, and tossed it into Tydamir’s hands.

"Don’t doubt yourself. Work hard. Get stronger."

"Everything you’ve been given is the greatest gift the gods could have bestowed upon you. Understand?"

Those words hit like enlightenment.

In an instant, Tydamir’s eyes brightened.

He felt a flame—one he’d never had before—ignite inside his chest!

"Caelan mentor... thank you for your guidance. I honestly don’t even know how to repay you!"

Caelan smiled faintly, then calmly extended a hand.

"Don’t overthink it. Tuition’s 500,000 points."

"Huh???"

Tydamir froze like an idiot... but still, in a daze, he transferred the fee.

Caelan mentor’s request... seemed reasonable enough.

Classes cost money, right? Tuition was normal!

But for some reason, Tydamir still felt like something was... off.

Meanwhile, after taking the 500,000, Caelan decided he would return the 8 million.

Sure, he needed points—but he wasn’t the type to just freeload. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

Besides, this kid was honestly kind of tragic.

To simp to this degree... truly unprecedented.

But when Tydamir saw Caelan trying to return the points, he refused on the spot, righteous as ever.

"Caelan mentor, there’s no need to return the 8 million."

"Just consider it... prepaid tuition."

Seeing how firm he was, Caelan nodded and didn’t press further.

So... this is what a real rich person looks like?

Eight million points—just tossed out as "tuition"?!

In that moment, Caelan suddenly felt a fierce surge of anger toward his own family.

I’m obviously the top-tier second-generation rich kid here, okay?!?!

...

Right now, Caelan’s account already held 30 million points.

Still a long way from 1 billion, but at this rate, it didn’t seem impossible.

The main reason was that the effect of [Sacred Rings] was just absurdly overpowered.

The [Ender Dragon Bone Chain] increased base mental recovery. But [Sacred Rings] increased the overall cap—comprehensively.

Still, accumulating points would take some time.

For now, Caelan’s goal was to unlock [Wax Effigy Core (Sealed)] first!