Mesugaki Tank Enters The Academy-Chapter 704: Ordinary conversation (1)

When the persistent whining of old men, older than most countries, finally ended, my vitality had hit rock bottom.

It was a good thing that Agras had already been defeated. If this scene had occurred before, my mind would have been shattered by now.

Sighing in a way that was almost a relief, I stepped out of the Fairy Queen’s embrace and stood before the Hero.

"Did you understand everything? Then hurry up and tell me what you want. Our deity has a lack of empathy, so if you don’t tell us, we won’t know."

"A wish, huh? Should I say something like 'the peace of the continent' or 'everyone's laughter'?"

"Heh. Even if you didn’t say it, there are plenty of people who could achieve that, right? So, the pathetic losers should quietly step aside."

"Hahaha. You’re right. You, far more than me, are a much better person, so I’m sure you’ll do it well."

Nodding, the Hero scratched his head awkwardly and forced a strained smile.

"However, even if you ask me to speak about personal desires, nothing really comes to mind. It’s been so long since I thought about anything like that. I think I used to have a dream, but now I can’t recall anything."

"That’s true. The mental age of the Hero, who has long been discarded, is probably worse than a child’s."

The Hero had lived for others since the time of the myth.

After fighting against the evil gods and bringing peace to the continent, he had stayed alone in the dark, guarding the seal of the evil gods.

For someone like him, hoping for autonomy would be difficult.

"Then, try everything."

"...Hmm?"

"Try anything. Become a hero of a peaceful continent and be praised by everyone. Become a powerful noble and abuse your power. Enjoy some peaceful time in a quiet village. Live like the cross-dressing knight next to you, being obsessed with women."

"Wait a second. Aren’t you talking too recklessly? That’s impossible, right?"

"What’s impossible? You’ve got the reputation of the Hero from fairy tales, and although you’re not at your peak, you still have power. Plus, you’ve got me and Mama backing you, so you can do anything."

After countless miracles were repeated, we arrived at this world.

In this place, there is nothing more meaningless than the word "realistic."

"If you can’t do it alone, just take the knight, who’s loyal to his desires, with you. That person, who’s under the control of the middle leg, would probably know exactly what to do."

"...Hey, why are you giving me such a bad evaluation?"

Garad, who had been subtly slandered, opened his mouth with a stiff smile.

"What did I do wrong to you?"

"I just don’t like the way you look."

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"Ruel! Keep your disciple in check!"

"Sorry. What can I do about not liking the way you look? Blame the way you look. Ugh."

The old man, who had been answering indifferently, failed to suppress his laughter and turned his head.

As Garad’s shoulders shook with suppressed laughter, he tightened his neck.

"Are you looking for a fight!? Huh?!"

"Sorry, Garad. It’s my fault for making you like this."

"Deity! If you apologize, what will happen to me! My face is perfectly fine! I’ve been told I’m handsome, both back then and now! The problem is with the eyes of those here!"

Garad, who was throwing a tantrum in frustration, was interrupted by Erginus, who stepped forward, clearly trying to suppress his laughter.

"Your Majesty. Hmm. Or rather, is it the claim that Lunebia’s eyes are wrong?"

"I know it’s not, but do you still want to talk like that!?"

Thanks to Garad’s loud bickering, we were able to escape the tense atmosphere and began talking about the future with laughter.

For the time being, it seemed that the Hero and Garad had decided to travel with Karia across the continent.

It seemed they wanted to know what it felt like to be praised in peace, as I had mentioned.

"Along with that, I’ll make sure to spread my reputation so that this current peace can last longer."

"Tiny! I’ll spread all sorts of slander about you, so know that!"

"Please, go ahead."

"...Huh?"

"Please, if you can lower my reputation, please lower it. I’ll trust you, Garad. I’m sure you can do it!"

"Huh? Trust me? What do you mean?"

"You promised, right!? If you can’t keep your promise, I’ll spread your dark history to the world, so remember that!"

"Am I the only one who doesn’t get this? Why is this kid acting like this all of a sudden?!"

Someone like Garad, with his status, spreading bad words about me would definitely lower my reputation a bit!

Damn it! It’s all over, and I don’t want to be treated like a sage anymore!

I really hate it when people act all reverent around me!

After a one-sided contract, I turned to Erginus and Lunebia, who were laughing while holding hands.

"We plan to stay in this forest for now."

"Because it’s a love we’ve waited for hundreds of years. Surely we should enjoy the time for hundreds of years, right?"

Finally, Lunebia shifted her gaze to me, lightly laughing and ruffling my hair.

"You should stay by his side until he can manage on his own. If you stay like this, you won’t be able to do anything, and it will feel unsafe."

"Grandfather, it doesn’t seem very appealing to be obsessed with a girl like that."

"...Should I go after those guys too?"

"I didn’t mean that! But I’d appreciate it if you stayed by my side!"

The heroes who had saved the world in the past decided to resolve their lingering feelings in their own ways in the new world.

Though they met again after hundreds of years, no one seemed to regret parting ways.

"Unlike when we parted before, we all know that we can live comfortably and happily, so there’s no need to stop others."

I always think this, but somehow the people under Mama seem more mature than Mama herself.

What on earth is a god, anyway?

Hmm... If I think about it deeply, this might turn into a philosophical question.

While I was feeling my brain overloading, Lunebia stood in front of us.

"Excuse me, but may I guide you two?"

"That thing we did last time? Wasn’t that something Mama asked you to do?"

"I thought so too, but Armadi said otherwise."

"I don’t have the power of prophecy. I can’t tell the future. That might be something you’re capable of."

"Therefore, in all fairness, I may be able to guide you both from now on."

Lunebia cleared her throat once and, with a poised expression, took our hands and placed her hand on top of them.

"You both must go and find the people you cherish. I believe that Alrn Young Lady will know without needing to be told. You must convey what you couldn’t say."

"Of course."

Because of the curse from the Mesugaki skill, there were so many things I couldn’t convey.

There were many times I wanted to call someone’s name without the word "pathetic" attached!

But now, I can finally say it properly!

Of course, I want to go right now!

"Armadi, you mustn’t be afraid. If you retreat here, you’ll only regret what you’ve done so far. So, no matter how scary it is, go find them and tell them what you think."

"...I guess I have to, huh?"

"I’m not sure if my words will bring you comfort, but I’m sure you’ll have a happy ending."

...Wait a minute.

"Mama is afraid?"

I asked, puzzled, and Lunebia nodded.

"I think so."

"...Is she afraid to meet Papa?"

"You know well."

"Mama, you really are pathetic. I’m disappointed."

"Th-That’s not it!"

"Then was it not because you were afraid to face Papa that you brought me to that white space without warning?"

"That’s not it! I just had a lot to say to Lucy..."

"Really? Can you say with confidence that you had no intention at all?"

"...M-Maybe a little."

Watching Mama wriggle her hands, I couldn’t help but sigh.

If I kept watching this, I felt like I might end up yelling, just like when I was dealing with the deity and the apostle.

Let’s just send her off quickly.

"Erginus."

"What? What’s up?"

"Why are you so flustered?"

"Hmm. It’s just that hearing you call my name normally gives me goosebumps."

"Do you want me to call you the old way?"

"Sorry, please don’t."

Looking at Erginus shaking his head in terror, I wanted to tease him, but I held back, not wanting to bring up words like pity or stink with Mama right next to me.

"So, what is it? Do you need something from me?"

"Please take Mama to Papa. She’s so noticeable, I’m sure you’ll find her easily."

"I already know where Benedict Alrn is. I can deliver her right in front of him."

"Then I’ll leave it to you."

"Wait, just a moment. Erginus, I’m not prepared for this."

"Take her. Otherwise, I’ll scatter everything you wrote in that notebook."

"I’m sorry, Armadi! Please forgive my rudeness just this once!"

Before Mama could even offer an excuse, the two of them disappeared into the darkness, and I opened my arms to Lunebia, signaling to take me too.

Lunebia lightly laughed and, though she complied with my request, shook her head.

"Sorry, but there are others by your side who can replace me."

Right!We’re here!We can take Lucy there too!

The fairies, whose light still shimmered despite the miracle being over, raised their voices with complaints.

"Ha ha ha!"

Why are you laughing!?We’re serious!Yeah! We’re really serious!

They were so cute that no matter how much they complained, I never thought they were scary.

"Alright, alright. You know where I want to go, right?"

Yep!We know!We’ll guide you!

I closed my eyes, letting the fairies’ power carry me, and when I opened them again, a high-pitched voice pierced my ear.

"Lu. Lucy?! Is this a dream?! Am I dreaming right now?! Why is Lucy suddenly right in front of me?!"

Joy, wearing pajamas, startled at my appearance and began babbling as usual.

After all this, some things never change.

"Why are you having doubts? Do I often appear in your dreams?"

"Ughhh."

"Haha, really, aren’t you just totally in love with me, Joy?"

"I can’t deny that... Wait, what did you just say, Lucy!"

"Joy. I said Joy."

Why? Am I not allowed to properly say my friend’s name?