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Mini World Game Console-Chapter 845 - 846: Mutual Restraint, Mutual Harm, the Future Communication Office of 2049!
"We've been waiting for you so long, the flowers have withered~"
Ren Suo was startled by the sudden text message from his little sister and only then did he realize his skin had almost turned wrinkly.
Unknowingly, he had spent an hour playing with his phone in the bathtub, a truly novel experience—after all, this usually happened on the toilet.
Scratching his head, Ren Suo got up, dried himself, and changed into the pajamas his sister had bought for him.
Panda onesie pajamas.
The outfit seemed strikingly familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.
After putting it on, he looked at himself in the mirror, fell into deep thought, then shook his head and picked up his phone to go to the next room.
"Bro~!" Ren Xingmei's crisp voice rang out as she opened the door, the joy in her voice as sweet as melting ice cream.
Like him, his sister was dressed in an orange hamster onesie. Standing together, they looked as if they were throwing an animal-themed party, though he'd heard that the protagonist of a recent Federation serial killer movie also favored such attire.
His satisfied sister twirled Ren Suo around, laughing, "When I saw it on Taobao, I knew you'd look super cute in it, big bro!"
Ren Suo looked at himself in the mirror and really couldn't bring himself to lie and say he looked handsome.
After all, even if Zhao Huo wore this onesie, with the help of skin effects, it would accentuate an adorably ugly charm.
"Cute, I guess, but this onesie isn't practical," Ren Suo said, troubled.
His sister pulled Ren Suo to sit down, asking, "What's impractical about it?"
"Well, I'll need to take off my pants later, but with this onesie, I'd have to take off the whole thing," Ren Suo explained, spreading his hands.
Ren Xingmei paused, her expression freezing, her cheeks flushing like crimson ink spreading on paper to a delicate rosy hue as she stammered, "Bro, bro, you... I understand. After all, you're in your twenties..."
Gu Yueyan, who sat quietly to the side, bit her lip slightly, her expression cycling through various emotions. She stared intensely at Ren Suo, tears welling in her eyes, seemingly both excited and aggrieved. Eventually, she clenched her teeth and said, "Then just strip off all your clothes... but you have to take Little Star to your room! Or I'll go to your room! Anyway, we must be separated..."
Ren Suo looked around, scratching his face, and said, "But there's a bathroom here too. Isn't it simpler if I use this one? Do I really need to go back to my room to use the toilet?"
Both girls were taken aback. Then, Ren Xingmei turned her head and stared intently at Gu Yueyan, a gleam in her eyes as if she had discovered a new toy.
Gu Yueyan seemed to be hit by a Weakness Technique, suddenly losing all her strength. She slumped onto the bed, her lips trembling, her eyes brimming with tears, making a pitiful sound like a kitten that couldn't catch a fish.
Then suddenly, a flash of light burst forth in the room. Ren Suo's vision was obscured by white light, and an impact struck his chest, knocking him to the ground!
"Yueyan, calm down!"
"SOB, SOB! I'm gonna kick his ass!"
SMACK! Gu Yueyan, despite being held by Ren Xingmei, charged over and mounted Ren Suo. Raising a fist shimmering with Moonlight, she started punching Ren Suo in the face!
"Six Libraries Immortal Armor!"
To think that playing with his girlfriend would devolve to needing a defensive Spell. Ren Suo felt his peaceful life was indeed full of adventures and surprises; his daily routine was composed of countless miracles.
"Stop hitting him, Yueyan! What will we do if you break him? We still need him later!"
His sister couldn't help but giggle. She made a show of pulling Gu Yueyan away, chuckling, "You've thought it all through so thoroughly, you must be prepared, right?"
"I haven't! I haven't!" Gu Yueyan said with embarrassed anger, her fists showering Moonlight like a waterfall, striking an impressive seven punches per second against Ren Suo's arms, which were shielding his face.
"Stop, stop it, Yueyan! I'm getting angry if you keep this up!" Ren Suo said seriously.
At this point, his sister grabbed Gu Yueyan's hand, smiling. "All right, all right, you both made mistakes. Just apologize to each other, and let's pretend nothing happened. Together now, say 'I was wrong.'"
"You say it first!" Gu Yueyan pouted, glaring fiercely.
Helpless, Ren Suo said, "Fine, I was wrong."
"Where were you wrong?"
Ren Suo paused, and Gu Yueyan shook off Ren Xingmei's grip with a jerk—after all, she was a Third-turn Cultivator, and Ren Xingmei was only a second turn.
Another storm of Moonlight punches rained down. As a Fourth Transformation Cultivator, Ren Suo naturally wasn't afraid, but he was worried about hurting Gu Yueyan if he fought back. He seized an opportunity to grab her hands and asked helplessly, "Where did I go wrong? Tell me."
Gu Yueyan glared at Ren Suo fiercely and said, "I suspect you have improper intentions towards me, but I have no proof."
Ren Suo blinked, released her hands, and exhaled deeply. "So that's what this is about..."
"Alright, you're not wrong. I do have improper intentions towards you; I admit it."
Gu Yueyan's expression fluctuated unpredictably as she raised her fist again, which glowed with a radiance like gleaming silver.
"Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?" 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎
Ren Suo sighed and dispelled his Six Libraries Immortal Armor.
Never mind. He had been beaten by his mother as a kid. It was just a beating, something Ren Suo was quite familiar with. Perhaps Yueyan was in a bad mood because of 'those days'; allowing her to vent seemed the least a boyfriend could do.
Ren Suo closed his eyes, ready to face the onslaught. The next moment, however, he felt his cheek caressed by a warm hand, followed closely by a tender claim on his lips.
Gu Yueyan clung tightly to Ren Suo, seeming to want to merge into him, her heart-stirring voice whispering in his ear, "...Don't tease me anymore, okay?"
She wore a silk spaghetti-strap nightgown, which, coupled with her soft voice, led Ren Suo further into the collapse of his rationale.
She then whispered softly, "Little Star... can you stay in Mr. Suo's room for a while?"
Ren Xingmei's expression changed, but then Gu Yueyan added, "Or I could go first and stay for a while... We can't all go together, can we?"
Instant explosion!
Ren Suo felt as if his head had been smashed by a road roller operated by Zhao Huo. His mind was dizzy and at a loss, yet every dark corner of his soul sang praises, every cell in his body joyously burned ATP, and the blood in his veins surged like a flooding river—
He only understood one thing: Gu Yueyan's bad mood had nothing to do with 'those days'!
He swiftly embraced Gu Yueyan and used "Within Reach, Yet Worlds Apart" to teleport onto the bed!
He even used teleportation! Gu Yueyan let out a soft cry, burying her head, not daring to look at Ren Xingmei.
Ren Xingmei did not leave, watching everything with her own eyes.
Feelings of unwillingness, acceptance, curiosity, sadness, and other complex emotions left her unsure of what expression to make, but she wanted to witness everything that would happen. She was prepared.
Before asking Ren Suo to 'attend' to her, or rather, before the trip began, Ren Xingmei was sure everyone was ready. If Qiao Muyi hadn't been under the constant watch of Dong Chengling, Ren Xingmei even thought that Ren Suo wouldn't have been able to leave the hotel or get out of bed these days. A trip? What a joke. This was also why no one dared to let Ren Suo travel with Qiao Muyi alone. Otherwise, when the two returned from their trip, Qiao Muyi might be radiant, but Ren Suo would surely have lost more than ten pounds. By the time it developed to the stage of the trip, everyone actually felt that their chances of winning were slim, and everyone's strategic objective had quietly shifted from 'seizing the sole victory' to 'securing a higher status.' She, Ren Xingmei, was the first to realize this, which was why she had taken the initiative to spend money on the trip for everyone. Therefore, what was to happen next was something everyone had to endure, as well as enjoy. It was all happening naturally, a Perfect Harmony, just as it should be. But the irritation in her heart could never be dispelled. It was like being forced to share one's toys during childhood: a mix of reluctance, unwillingness to let go, and fear of the toys being damaged swirled in her heart, ultimately brewing into a bowl of lemon juice—yellow, sour, and full of zest.
Suddenly, Ren Xingmei had a strong premonition.
Watching Ren Suo trying to take off the panda onesie, that premonition struck her like a storm.
Why had she let Ren Suo wear that onesie? Why had she taken the initiative to urge Ren Suo to come over just now? It was not just interest and urgency, but also an enlightenment from time, an echo from the future. In the past, when she made investments, such thoughts would occasionally pop up. At the time, she thought it was just good luck. Now, thinking back, it seemed she had briefly leaped out of the river of time and caught faint glimpses of the future. She anticipated that, at this very minute, this very second, something was about to happen—
Ren Suo picked up his phone and saw the screen suddenly light up, displaying an unread message:
"Young Master Mu: Is Xiao Suo asleep~? Don't do anything unnecessary when sleeping with Xing Mei and Yueyan~"
Ren Suo blinked and handed the phone to Gu Yueyan and Ren Xingmei to see.
This message was like a bucket of cold water poured over them; the amorous atmosphere that was about to boil over instantly calmed down. Everyone lay down properly on the bed, which was fortunately big enough for three people without any problem.
This time it was relatively normal. Ren Suo was in the middle, and though his hands could only be placed properly on his stomach, at least it didn't have the feeling of "serving in bed" like the night before. Indeed, serving one person is called serving; serving two, and the status is reversed.
Gu Yueyan smoothed out the wrinkles on her silk slip dress and suddenly said, "Onesies are really inconvenient."
Ren Xingmei laughed, "Really? I think it's quite cute."
Compared to the sullen Gu Yueyan, Ren Xingmei was actually relieved.
Even though she felt she was ready, facing the actual situation, she was still nervous—her relationship with Ren Suo had already lasted for over twenty years; she was in no rush. Was it just her imagination? Ren Xingmei felt she had the least desire among the five. The strongest competitive desire, naturally, belonged to Qiao Muyi and Luna. If Luna could consistently maintain her human form, and if Qiao Muyi wasn't being watched by Dong Chengling, she figured her big brother probably wouldn't be prancing about so freely now. Next came Gu Yueyan, and then Dong Chengling. And Ren Xingmei felt that Yueyan's competitive desire was only slightly less than Sister Qiao's due to pride, but still far surpassed Teacher Dong's. Through these few days of sleeping together, Ren Xingmei had noticed more of Gu Yueyan's daily details: her pajamas, her underwear, her unconscious movements—all hinting that beneath her prim and proper exterior hid a heart quite capable of leading men astray. She didn't know who had taught her, but these days Gu Yueyan kept adjusting her tone and small gestures, fully unleashing her hidden attributes. Gu Yueyan's siren heart, previously suppressed by her 'strict class monitor' persona, now had the 'obedient student' image integrated into her temperament, increasing her allure exponentially. Her desire to devour Ren Suo had completely overpowered her feminine modesty! Regardless of whether Ren Suo had misspoken earlier, Gu Yueyan would definitely have found an opportunity to pounce! At this point, Qiao Muyi was no longer her enemy but rather her ally. If Ren Suo's first choice had been her, his sister, that would have been fine; even if unprepared, she would have been willing to adjust her mindset. But he had actually been charmed by Gu Yueyan first... In that case, he couldn't blame his sister for being ruthless.
After replying to the message, Ren Suo suddenly said, "Young Master Mu promised me that as long as I reply to her, she won't..."
"You're the only one who believes her," Gu Yueyan retorted.
"I'd rather not," she added.
Gu Yueyan lay with her back to Ren Suo, huffing with indignation. She had already reached her limit by suggesting Ren Xingmei stay in another room, and Ren Suo not asking Ren Xingmei to leave just now had crossed her bottom line!
And now, under the potential threat of Qiao Muyi peeking, she was still expected to continue with Ren Suo... She wasn't Lin Xianyu; she couldn't be that shameless, at least not yet!
"No wonder she agreed so readily!" Gu Yueyan bit her lip, a sudden realization dawning on her.
Once she calmed down, Gu Yueyan recognized that Qiao Muyi, possessing the "Eye of Truth," currently held an unbeatable advantage; she simply couldn't compete.
In fact, among the five of them, probably only she, Gu Yueyan, would be inhibited by this. Luna, Dong Chengling, and even Ren Xingmei wouldn't care too much. But as a result, everyone was constrained by objective factors, creating a delicate balance. Qiao Muyi must have noticed this balance, which was why she had so generously ceded Ren Suo's 'bed-attending services' to them!
Gu Yueyan gritted her teeth and said, "So you had it all figured out from the start... You're really something, Qiao Muyi!"
Ren Suo gave a wry smile and suddenly got up to go to the bathroom, where the sound of a shower quickly followed.
After Ren Suo dried his hair and rolled back onto the bed, Gu Yueyan asked curiously, "Why did you suddenly go take a shower?"
"...Because you didn't believe Young Master Mu," Ren Suo said helplessly. "Alright, let's turn off the lights and go to sleep."
"That's it, we're going to sleep?" Ren Xingmei snuggled into Ren Suo's arms and asked, "Then what did you do last night with Teacher Dong and Sister Qiao?"
"Didn't do much. I just took out the Eye of Truth for them to play with, and then I fell asleep," Ren Suo honestly replied.
"Didn't do anything else? Like hugging and kissing, or maybe even more...?"
"You saw I just took a cold shower. I need to get some sleep."
"You could take care of it yourself," Ren Xingmei suggested mischievously with a smirk, making a ribald hand gesture.
However, unlike the still enthusiastic Ren Xingmei, Gu Yueyan was already full of anger.
She promptly turned off the lights and then hugged Ren Suo's back, saying earnestly, "Goodnight. Keep your voices down."
Feeling the softness against his back, Ren Suo thought he wouldn't be sleeping tonight. This was a dilemma no amount of cold showers could solve. As for his sister's suggestion... if she hadn't voiced it, he might have considered it. But since she had, he definitely wouldn't. Such things were like showering; you had to do them willingly, on your own initiative. If someone urged you, you just wouldn't feel like it anymore.
"Hey, Yueyan, are you going to sleep so soon?" Ren Xingmei said. "Come on, let's chat. I'm really curious about what you like about my brother."
Gu Yueyan murmured sullenly, "Your brother is very handsome."
Ren Suo proudly raised his head.
"My brother's demeanor gives a great sense of security."
Ren Suo showed a satisfied smile.
"He's a good person."
Ren Suo firmly nodded in agreement.
"His silly grin is quite cute."
Ren Suo grudgingly concurred.
"He pressured me into writing him an acrostic poem."
Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei were momentarily stupefied, but Ren Xingmei soon covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking uncontrollably, until she couldn't hold back and burst into laughter. "Haha, Yueyan, how can you curse at someone like that!"
Ren Suo also wore a gloomy expression. Yueyan used to be so well-behaved. Her current transformation is probably Lin Xianyu's fault, he thought.
"Falling for someone doesn't need a reason. Once you've fallen, everything about them becomes a reason." Gu Yueyan's voice was laced with feigned annoyance. "Your brother is a big idiot, but I'm willing to treasure him like a gem. I just want to marry him."
Ren Xingmei said, "I feel the same way."
"While I agree with your conclusion, the premise is actually wrong..." Ren Suo murmured in rebuttal.
"Yes, yes, yes."
"My brother isn't stupid; he's much smarter than Teacher Zhao," Ren Xingmei declared.
The two placated him like one would a child. Ren Xingmei, laughing along, suddenly whispered, "Brother, the truth is... I don't want to become your wife."
"Really?" Gu Yueyan instantly sobered, sitting up and poking her head out to ask excitedly.
Ren Xingmei glared at her. "But I still want to have his baby."
"Hmph," Gu Yueyan pouted, then continued to peacefully hug her Ren Suo-shaped plushie and go back to sleep.
Ren Suo looked at his sister, perplexed. Doesn't want to be my wife, just wants to have my baby? Is this how rich ladies do charity? No wonder I'm not rich; I really don't understand how wealthy people think.
"Brother, from beginning to end, I've only ever wanted to be your sister."
"You already are."
"The closest kind," his sister said, looking up at Ren Suo, "closer than a wife, sweeter than a lover, more attractive than any affair."
"But I don't have a lover or an affair..."
"If you say you don't, then you don't," his sister said, her face full of adoration as she rubbed Ren Suo's cheek.
Why do you all like to assume a wrong premise, then arbitrarily forgive me, understand me, and then chat with me...
Ren Suo said, "But the sister you're talking about sounds like a deluxe, enhanced version of a wife."
"That's my brother, you understand right away," Ren Xingmei giggled. "After all, I'm your lifelong teammate. How can I join you in playing this trashy game called reality if I don't transform into a powerful advanced class?"
Ren Suo affectionately stroked his sister's hair and said, "Well, I've been your brother for over twenty years now. It doesn't matter if I remain so for several more decades."
Ren Xingmei blinked. "Just a few more decades? We are cultivators who will live forever in perpetual youth, and I am a Time Ability User."
Ren Suo said, "Then ask me again in a few decades, and I'll answer, 'I've been your brother for half a century; it doesn't matter if I'm your brother for another half-century.' Our team contract needs to be updated from time to time to keep up with the latest version, you know."
Ren Xingmei smiled broadly. "What if I forget to update it?"
Ren Suo replied, "Then you'll miss out on the exclusive benefits of the latest version, only experiencing the love I had for you in my twenties, day after day, for decades."
Ren Xingmei chuckled. "Isn't there an auto-update feature? Oh well, that sounds nice, actually. I'm quite nostalgic."
"Let's go to sleep; we have to get up early tomorrow."
Ren Suo gently urged his sister to sleep. He wanted to play video games.
All of a sudden, Ren Xingmei said, "Um..."
Her fingertips touched lightly, her delicate fingers nimble and smooth.
Her eyelashes quivered slightly, her voice growing lower and softer, "If you really... I can help you with that."
Ren Suo blinked as a surge of heat rose from his dantian to the crown of his head, his recently gathered reasoning once again beginning to crumble.
But after a few seconds of thought, he still laughed and said, "Look at you, so nervous... We're not in a rush. Let's take it slow. We have plenty of time; after all, you are a Time Ability User."
"You can be capricious with me. Don't worry about my sake; I'm your brother," Ren Suo whispered. "Your wishes are more important than anything else."
Ren Xingmei pursed her lips. Touched, she looked at Ren Suo for a moment, then rested her head on his chest and said, "Brother, good night."
"Good night."
Ren Suo let out a quiet sigh of relief. Gu Yueyan's claws were finally off his waist. He really wanted to agree, but Gu Yueyan obviously wouldn't allow it. Indeed. Qiao Muyi had just ruined her fun, so how could she possibly allow Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei to be intimate right in front of her? Her motto was clearly: if I can't have happiness, nobody can! Moreover, she was still hugging him. If Ren Suo accepted his sister's gentleness while being held by her, Gu Yueyan might feel like she'd been 'Double Killed,' in a sense. But the most important point was—he was still wearing his onesie. What could he do? Taking it off was problematic, and leaving it on was problematic!
So, Ren Suo had no choice but to play the role of a good older brother for the night.
About fifteen minutes later, once both his sister and Yueyan had fallen deep into slumber, Ren Suo looked at the two beautiful, defenseless girls who seemed completely at his mercy. He licked his lips slightly and stretched out his sinful hands—
He picked up his phone, opened "Cataclysm of Tomorrow," and clicked on the Future Communication Office.
"Activate Future Communication!"
In the scene, the Supreme Supreme sat upon the throne. The engraved patterns on the ground radiated a turquoise-silver glow, and a Golden Waterfall, like the flow of time itself, cascaded down like a curtain.
Just then, an anomaly occurred!
The Golden Waterfall reversed its course and scattered, the Future Communication Office returning to its normal state.
Ren Suo was taken aback. Seriously? Even Future Communication can fail?
In the upper right corner of the screen, a message suddenly popped up:
"2049, Future Communication Office"
The Future Communication Office from... 2049?!
Ren Suo blinked and took a closer look at the building in the image, noting that the walls and the floor had indeed aged slightly; they were still clean and tidy, but inevitably, they bore signs of being worn with time.
"It took me some time to fix this place up," a haughty voice sounded in the office. "When you left, you really didn't care about anything. You just up and left, expecting me to clean up your mess again.
"If it weren't for the Galactic Songstress, the Blood Lotus Sect Master, and the Dimensional Empress telling me, I wouldn't have even known you needed to use this place."
A slender figure walked out from behind the Supreme Supreme, perched on the armrest of the throne, and looked down condescendingly at the Supreme Supreme.
"My foolish little brother, when will you stop being so headstrong?"







