MTL - 10,000 Ways To Clear Players-Chapter 1 When the system crashes

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  Chapter 1 When the system is in disaster

  Chief Supporting Actor System, Deficiency System, God of Cooking System, Emotional System, Good Teacher System, God's Prosperity System, Wide-ranging Kindness System...

   Pop-up windows popped out one after another in my mind.

  Lin Bai was dizzy for a while, his head was like a computer infected with a virus, and programs were constantly loaded in, so that his reaction to the outside world was much slower.

WTF?

   Is this cheating?

  The hand of Avalokitesvara?

   Either don’t come, so many come, this is the rhythm of playing him to death!

  …

   "Brother Lin, Brother Lin..."

  A call woke Lin Bai up from the shutdown state. He turned his stiff neck and met a pair of concerned eyes. The scene in his pupils gradually changed from blurred to clear.

  However, my mind was still in chaos, and pop-up windows jumped out one after another.

   "Your complexion looks terrible, do you want to hire a doctor?" A scholar wearing a scarf and a green shirt touched Lin Bai's forehead.

   "Brother Lauro is concerned, just rest for a while, it's okay." Lin Bai tried his best to adapt to his brain that was about to collapse, dodged to avoid his hand, tremblingly picked up the teacup next to him, and took a sip with difficulty.

   After drinking the bitter tea, the system in Lin Bai's mind was loaded, and the overloaded CPU was idle in an instant, and he was completely relieved.

  Perhaps the systems realize that running at the same time will cause the body to crash. After most of the systems are loaded, they fall silent.

  There are only four systems left that are still active, namely, everything is missing system, emotion management system, chief supporting role system, and God of Cooking system.

Feeling the four systems active in his mind, as well as the other systems hidden in the depths, who do not know when they will explode, Lin Bai has an indescribable feeling, how does it feel like he has been violated after a good golden finger delivery? !

   Is this a rogue software or cheat?

  Lin Bai has read thousands of volumes of books, so he naturally knows that the system as a famous golden finger is enough to send people to the pinnacle of life without any effort, show their holiness in front of others, and become a glamorous social moth.

   But he never thought that one day, he would be troubled by cheating.

  System family bucket?

  With so many systems operating at full capacity, I am afraid ninety-seven is not enough to describe his blessing...

  …

  Lin Bai browsed the descriptions of the four systems:

  Everything has a deficiency system: There is no perfect thing in the world, and flaws are the normal state of everything. You have to let everyone learn to accept flaws and get used to regrets.

   Is there a shortage?

  Broken Arm Venus?

  Shit system!

  Lin Bai swears that he has pursued perfection for more than 20 years, and strives to be meticulous in every step he takes, so that he has a relatively successful life after graduating from university.

  If it wasn't for the sudden time travel, there is a high probability that he will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life, and his life should be happier than most people.

  The pursuit of perfection has become his attitude towards life, so why should he get used to the shortcomings?

   Whoever invented the system specified what was wrong.

  Emotional management system: When you learn to mobilize other people's emotions, you are the master of the world. Emotions, anger, sorrow, shame, fear, and deep understanding of the mysteries of emotions!

  Different from the everything is lacking system, Lin Bai agrees with this so-called emotion management system. Indeed, when you can easily control other people's emotions, you will get twice the result with half the effort when doing things.

  Chief supporting role system: If you don’t start with blessings, you don’t start with disasters. Muxiu will be destroyed by forest winds, and actions are higher than others, and everyone will blame them. If you don't fight, the world can't compete with it.

  Find yourself a boss, the second child is the most perfect existence in the world.

fart!

  In the era Lin Bai lived in, everyone was vying to be the first, and everyone showed different personalities, wishing that Lao Tzu was number one in the world;

   Be the second child?

  A system like this is simply going backwards in history.

  R the dog!

  The God of Cooking system is the most serious-looking one among several systems, but Lin Bai is a time traveler, and he finally figured out the structure of this world!

  In this strange world, it is already very difficult to survive. Learning literature to become an official, learning martial arts is the right way to settle down, to be a hairy chef...

  …

   That's right.

  Lin Bai is a time traveler.

  Seven days ago, he inexplicably came to this strange world. The social structure of this world is similar to the complex of ancient Chinese dynasties.

  The only difference is that this world has martial arts, goblins, and, very likely, fairy arts...

   So, life is more difficult here.

Traveling to this world, Lin Bai was penniless and unaccompanied, and finally figured out the structure of the world. Relying on the awesome social skills he mastered on the earth, he hooked up with a scholar named Luo Congwen and solved the problem. The problem of eating and drinking...

He is a person who is unwilling to be ordinary. After crossing, everything starts from the beginning. He doesn't think about complaining about others. After figuring out the environment, Lin Bai quickly planned a new life for himself, and planned to use Luofu as a pedal to use the knowledge on the earth. Back to the pinnacle of life.

  Unexpectedly, when all the planning had just started, Goldfinger appeared out of nowhere. The stormy waves caught him by surprise.

  …

  【Let ten people experience incompleteness... Reward: "Nine-Day Scripture" · Incomplete. 】

  【Collect a copy of pure emotions for you; Reward: Spirit One. 】

  【Find yourself a big brother; Reward: Luck 1. 】

  【First you need to open a restaurant; reward: 10 taels of silver. 】

  The initial missions of the four systems also look unserious.

  Especially in the system where all things are missing, not only are the released tasks incomplete, but even the rewards are incomplete...

   It's a **** dog.

   What is missing?

beauty of?

   disaster?

   It doesn’t matter if there are a few words less in the task content, it doesn’t affect the meaning of understanding, and it doesn’t hurt.

  But the reward given was changed from the Nine Suns Manual to the Nine Days Manual, which is still a fragmented copy, which is a bit too much.

  Nine-day scriptures can practice instinctively?

   What is missing?

  This is so wicked!

  …

   "Emotions should be mobilized!"

   After calming down, Lin Bai still decided to do a system task.

   It is not necessary to be a fool if you have cheats.

  In this world where demons are rampant, he is an ordinary person, and he always needs some skills. Compared with working hard by himself, cheating is obviously faster.

  Among the four initial tasks, the emotional system is the easiest to develop.

  He's just arrived here, and he's not familiar with the place. Where can he find a big brother for himself?

  It takes krypton gold to open a restaurant.

  I don’t have a clue about letting others experience the incompleteness.

  In comparison, it is much easier to mobilize emotions, and the cost is the lowest.

  …

  So, Lin Bai aimed his gaze at the scholar opposite.

  The scholar's name is Luo Congwen. He comes from a wealthy family. He has passed the government examination and has the quota of a child student. After passing the college examination next year, he will become a serious scholar with official status.

  But this young man who studied has grown a chivalrous heart, thinking about punishing evil and promoting good, killing demons and eliminating demons all day long, but he is impatient to learn martial arts and suffers from physical exertion.

  It is this character that allows Lin Bai to take advantage of the loopholes. A story in "A Chinese Ghost Story", a story about a scholar encountering a female ghost, makes him feel full of substitution, addicted to death, and draws Lin Bai as a confidant.

   "Brother Lin, since it doesn't matter, why don't we continue talking about Ning Caichen?" Luo Congwen rubbed his hands together, a look of anticipation flashed in his eyes.

   "Hmm!" Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen, thinking about finding a suitable entry point for the task.

"What happened after Xiaoqian left? Who is stronger, Grandma Dryad or Yan Chixia? Is he going to worship Yan Chixia as his teacher?" Luo Congwen didn't notice Lin Bai's strangeness, and pulled up a chair, Sitting opposite Lin Bai, he asked a series of questions.

  Lin Bai pondered for a moment, took another sip from the tea bowl, and said, "Don't worry, let's talk slowly."

   "Yes, yes, speak slowly." Luo Congwen nodded hastily, "What happened to Ning Caichen?"

   After a while, Lin Bai had already made up his mind, and smiled: "Brother Luo, **** up your ears, the story behind will be exciting."

   Luo Congwen sat upright.

After a pause, Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen who pricked up his ears, and said vividly, "But that day, Ning Caichen met the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian, and at midnight, he was teased by the beautiful female ghost. Heart rippling.

  Young Mu Ai, his mind is full of the shadow of the female ghost Gu Pansheng. But being warned by the bearded Yan Chixia that humans and ghosts go the other way, she was naturally uncomfortable, and went back to her room early, expecting Nie Xiaoqian to come.

  But he is a scholar after all. He has encountered many things in the past few days, and he is exhausted. After a while, he fell into a deep sleep. After an unknown amount of time, there was a noise in the room that woke Ning Caichen up..."

  Luo Congwen's eyes lit up, and his body twisted unconsciously: "Xiaoqian came to the door?"

"Brother Luo, don't worry, just listen to it." Lin Bai chuckled, "Ning Caichen took advantage of the moonlight to take a closer look, but it was Yan Chixia who lived next door. He was inevitably a little disappointed, so he just asked." Great Xia Yan, come at midnight...'.

  Before she finished speaking, Yan Chixia's beard and hair were all parted, her eyes were red, as if possessed by an evil spirit, she rushed towards him with a grinning grin...

  A miserable cry resounded through Lanruo Temple, countless night birds were startled, and the tree demon grandma and all the female ghosts trembled..."

  An adapted version of A Chinese Ghost Story with extra ingredients narrated from Lin Bai's mouth.

   Lanruo Temple.

  Thunder from the sky stirs fire from the ground.

   Half an hour later, the weak scholar Ning Caichen covered his face and wept...

   "..." Luo Congwen's expression gradually changed from anticipation to dullness, and then turned to flushing.

  He is obsessed with cultivating immortals, and he is replaced by Ning Caichen. Lin Bai's story makes him feel like he is on the scene, but this time the plot is completely beyond his expectations.

  The feeling is like watching "The Legend of Condor Heroes" fascinated, Xiaolongnv suddenly encountered Yin Zhiping, a fly stuck in her throat, wishing to kill the author on the spot.

   Besides.

   It is the protagonist who has the little dragon girl encounter this time, the protagonist he substitutes for.

  The more exciting Lin Bai's speech was, the more uncomfortable Luo Congwen became. The thought of Ning Caichen being taken into seven by a bearded man...

   Waves of nausea surged up from my throat!

  Luo Congwen slapped the table heavily with one hand, interrupting Lin Bai: "Enough!"

  Lin Bai's voice stopped abruptly.

at the same time.

   A reminder of the task completion came from his mind: [Collected a piece of anger against you; Reward: Spirit One (distributed)].

  (end of this chapter)