MTL - Across the Sky From the Stop of Time-v5 Chapter 955 Douhua has to be sweet, salty is heresy!

  Chapter 955 Douhua must be sweet, salty is heresy!

  No matter what dynasty you are in, because of the needs of the ruling class, scholars will always receive preferential treatment.

  Even if they are only scholars who have passed the court examination, not only can they meet the county magistrate directly, but they can also meet officials without paying homage, and they can also receive a certain amount of rice from the court every month.

  Of course that was in the past, but now the emperor is fatuous, the world is in turmoil, and finances are tight.

  Lan rice has long existed in name only.

  However, wearing the skin of a scholar, it is more convenient to walk around the rivers and lakes. Under normal circumstances, even bandits and bandits don't like to provoke scholars very much.

   Otherwise, do you think how those scholars in ancient times went to Beijing to catch the exam safely.

   "Miss Boss, here are two bowls of bean curd." Hao Shuai ordered.

   "Salty or sweet?"

   "Of course it's sweet! It must be sweet too!" Hao Shuai said firmly.

After the proprietress left, Hao Shuai said to Xin Shishiniang in a serious manner: "Siniang, remember, you must only drink sweet bean curd. Salty bean curd is heresy and will be hung on a pillar to be burned at the stake." .”

  Xin Shishi Niang: "..."

   Douhua Xishi didn't make Hao Shuai wait any longer. After a while, two bowls of white douhua were served.

   Desire for food and drink, pleasure in the world.

   If there is a beautiful woman by your side, it will be the joy of joy!

  The bean curd is white, tender and plump, and it looks extremely delicious, especially when accompanied by a beautiful woman, it makes you feel refreshed when you eat it.

  While Hao Shuai and Xin Shishiniang were savoring the sweet bean curd, suddenly there were a few noises in the downtown area. It seemed that some people were arguing, and many people were booing and making a mess.

  Curiosity drove Hao Shuai to look over, and with Hao Shuai's eyesight, he could easily see the scene inside.

  I saw a vendor pushing a cart of pineapple for sale, but in front of the cart was a lame Taoist priest in a towel and cotton coat.

  The Taoist was sloppy, disheveled, with a layer of dust sticking to his thin pointed face, giving people a gray feeling, and he couldn't see clearly; his eyelids were drooping and listless, as if he could fall asleep by closing his eyes.

  If it weren't for the Taoist robe on his body, others would definitely regard him as an ordinary beggar.

  At this time, the Taoist stretched out his dirty hands, salivated and begged: "This layman, please do me a favor, give me a pear to quench my thirst!"

  The merchant refused, and shouted: "You stinky Taoist priest, go away quickly, don't hinder my business."

  The Taoist said bitterly: "You have nearly a hundred pears in this cart, so why not give one to the poor Taoist?"

"No, no, I planted these pears with great luck. My whole family relies on these pears to make a living. Why should I give them to you? My pears are worth a penny, and I can't do without a pear. If you don't have money, hurry up." Leave, don't affect my business!" The vendor argued.

  At this time, the onlookers also urged the merchant to give a pear to give away, so as to send the Taoist away.

The bustle here was naturally heard by Xin Shishiniang on the side, and she only heard her say: "Young master, you said that this vendor is real, why can't you show kindness and give a Taoist a pear! How much is a pear worth?" .”

Xin Shi Niang's words made Hao Shuai take a look at her. If she didn't know that she was kind by nature, and she wasn't the kind of moral bitch, Hao Shuai must stay far away from Shi Shi Niang. Own.

   is not right~~

  I seem to have been implicated by him once!

  So in order to correct Fourteen Niang’s thinking, Hao Shuai shook his head and said, “Fourteen Niang, take a closer look at that vendor and his hands.”

   "The vendor and his hand?" Xin Shishiniang was a little confused, but she followed Hao Shuai's prompt and looked at the vendor.

  The vendor was in his thirties, with dark skin, thick joints, calluses on one hand, wrinkles on his face, and a weather-beaten appearance.

"Do you understand?" Hao Shuai explained: "Perhaps in a wealthy family, one penny, two pennies, or even one tael of silver or ten taels of silver doesn't matter, but for those poor people, even one penny is fine. They earned it so hard, so they are naturally reluctant to part with it.”

   "If you have money, you can pretend to be generous, but if you don't have money, you can be stingy!"

   "As for the onlookers next to them, it's typical to sit and talk without feeling backache!"

  Hao Shuai's education made Xin Shishiniang nod somewhat half-understanding, and she didn't know if she understood.

   It’s okay if you don’t understand~~

  Hao Shuai has made up his mind to pay attention, and he must say that Fourteen Niang understands!

  Their Hao family does not allow the existence of the Holy Mother bitch, it will damage Feng Shui!

  …

   Just when the people who eat melons are getting more and more gathered, the shop owners around quit.

   Surrounded by such a large group of people, it has already affected the business of the surrounding stores.

  At this time, a fat shopkeeper came out of the roadside shop, took out the money and handed it to the vendor, saying: "It's just a pear, why bother to make such a fuss? I'll give him the money for the pear."

   Seeing that someone was paying, the Taoist immediately picked and picked the biggest pear in the car, and finally picked the biggest pear.

   Immediately afterwards, the Taoist said to the onlookers: "A good-hearted person invited me to eat pears just now, and now I also invite everyone to eat pears."

   Someone asked: "Since you have pears, why don't you eat your own?"

  The Taoist said: "I need this pear pit as a seed."

After finishing speaking, the Taoist saw the pear pit in his hand, took off the small shovel on his shoulder, dug a hole a few inches deep in the ground, put in the pear pit, covered it with soil, and moved to the side. Those who want to drink some hot water.

  People with good deeds went to the roadside shop to bring a pot of boiling water, and the Taoist took the boiling water and poured it into the pit.

Everyone stared and watched, and saw a tender bud sprouting out, and gradually growing up, it grew into a big tree with luxuriant branches and leaves in a short while; in a blink of an eye, it bloomed and bore fruit, and big and fragrant pears hung on the ground. full of branches.

   "My God~~this~~"

   "Immortal~~ This is an old immortal, a trick of the immortal family~~"

   "Meet the old god~~"

  …

The people around were a little dumbfounded. A pear pit can turn into a pear tree in less than a cup of tea, blossoming and bearing fruit. In the eyes of these ordinary people, these methods are no less than the methods of the fairy family, shocking After seeing everyone, even the vendor didn't care about selling pears, and he was dumbfounded.

  However, Hao Shuai at the bean curd stand smiled disdainfully at this. It was just a cover-up and tricks, and it didn't make any sense at all.

Just as everyone was amazed, the Taoist took off a pear and handed it to the fat shopkeeper, saying: "Shopkeeper, return this pear to you." Then he greeted everyone: "Everyone is welcome, just pick it, this pear is considered a seasoned treat. .”

   At this time, the crowd of onlookers also recovered from the shock. After hearing what the Taoist said, they picked pears from the pear tree to eat, and they ate all the pears on the tree after a while.

  (end of this chapter)