MTL - After Becoming a Taoist-Chapter 16 You are dead, can you give me the five hundred coins?

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  Chapter 16 You are dead, can you give me the 500 coins?

   "This kid! The ice on my body was scary last night. How come I'm getting hot now? It's not cold! Alas, I'm so busy with curfew that I can't go back to sleep!"

   I vaguely heard the old man Li Baojing calling his name again: "This child! Why is the fever so high? Did I encounter something dirty? I will call his soul back first."

  "Dog Egg~"

  "Dog Egg~"

   "Why don't you wake up after screaming so much!"

   "Let me prescribe a side drug for him!" Li Fucheng suggested.

   "Your medicine! It's a piece of shit! This is something unclean! I'm going to invite Tian Wu."

   When he heard this, Li Dandao lost consciousness again.

  …

  When Li Dandao woke up, he only felt sore all over his body, as if he had been beaten, and the person in front of him was Tian Wu.

"He has already woken up, and he didn't lose his soul, but he was wandering in the dream last night, contaminated with some yin qi, he is still young, and it is normal to have a fever. After drinking my talisman water, it will be good to bask in the sun later. already."

   "Thank you Tian Wu."

  Tian Wu nodded: "It's okay! I'm leaving."

  Li Baojing wanted to give money to Tian Wu, but Tian Wu refused: "I have some relationship with him, and these are all things that should be done."

  Li Baojing was worried.

   Mrs. Li Qi saw Tian Wu gone, and scolded Li Fucheng directly: "You **** pharmacy! People you see every day are either sick or dying, and they are already yin and qi! They even told the baby to stay there for the night!"

   Although Li Dan said that he felt uncomfortable, he still said: "It's okay, mother! I was invited to see a doctor last night, and they sent me back overnight."

   As soon as Li Dandao said this, he saw that everyone was quiet.

   "What's wrong?" Li Dandao looked puzzled.

   "Who are you seeing a doctor?"

   "A girl who had a difficult childbirth. She looked very young. Last night, her husband was not there, just a group of elders guarding her."

   Li Fucheng said: "When I brought you back this morning, I heard a strange thing."

"The daughter of the county lieutenant who was buried yesterday, today a peasant woman passed by when she went to wash her clothes and heard the baby crying. The county lieutenant hurried to open the coffin and saw a baby boy sitting in the coffin. The problem is that his daughter is already dead. It's been a few days. It's said that it's a dead child, and it has been taken home by the county captain."

  Li Dandao shouted: "I said something wrong! That person came to invite me last night, and I also asked why I just invited me, how can I still leave the city after the curfew? It turned out to be a ghost delivery."

   "Bah! Bah! Bah!" Li Dan said this ghost word, Li Qi spit on the ground, stomped his feet, and said: "The child is open-mouthed! Don't blame it!"

   Mr. Li Baojing asked, "Do you still remember clearly? Where did you go?"

"Remember! When we went out from Ximen, there was a forest next to our farm. Across the forest, there was a brightly lit Zhuangzi. The largest Zhuangzi was greeted by many people, all of them old ladies and grandpas. "

   "Isn't walking through that forest the clan field where the ancestors of the Chen family worshipped?" Li Fucheng said, "Then the daughter of the county chief of Chen died prematurely and was born out of wedlock, so how could she enter the ancestral grave?"

  Li Baojing was silent for a while and said, "Unless the child in her belly is not ordinary."

"Forget it! This kind of thing! Don't talk nonsense!" Li Baojing said: "You haven't heard of it! Dog Dan, you usually pay attention to yourself. The peach talisman is pasted on the door of our house, and the house gods are invited. These ghosts are If you can't get in, don't stay home after the curfew in the future."

  Yaya touched Li Dandao's hand and asked, "Brother! When will you die? If you die, can you give me the five hundred wen?"

  Li Dan was speechless: "Yaya! I'm fighting for an early death. The five hundred wen went to buy medicine for my father yesterday! It's gone."

  Yaya is a little lost.

   Everyone in the Li family was dumbfounded.

  Li Dan said to get up.

   "You have just been infiltrated by evil energy, and your body is still weak, so you should lie down for a while!" Li Qishi worried: "Don't leave any problems."

"What's wrong with me? There are so many things to do at home! What should I do if it's delayed?" Li Dandao made an excuse: "Tian Wu has already said, it's good to just bask in the sun, and it didn't happen last night. What, maybe it's a dream I had, it's just a coincidence."

  Li Baojing nodded: "Daughter-in-law! Leave him alone, I don't think it's a big problem."

  Li Qishi looked at her husband, Li Fucheng just kept silent.

Li Dan said, except that he felt a little heavy on his body, as if there was too much moisture. After washing up, he went out and basked in the sun. When he saw the sun, he realized that it was at least noon now. He quickly asked, "Have the cows been fed?" But he was worried about the farm work.

  Li Qi said: "Your father went to feed."

   Li Dan said again: "Father! The pills made last night have to be taken out to dry in the shade and packed."

  Li Qi said: "You haven't washed up yet, so you're eating!"

  Li Dan said that he felt his stomach growl.

  After taking a shower and eating, I suddenly found that I became very able to eat. Usually two bowls are full, but today I only felt half full.

   But I am too embarrassed to eat it again, now the food is expensive.

   was about to go to the pharmacy, but Li Qishi felt that the place was not clean, otherwise he would encounter a ghost after sleeping all night.

   "Don't go there yet! Tell your father to go to the pharmacy!"

Li Dandao explained: "Mother! It's noon! Under the sun, some ghosts have burned to ashes. It's alright. Besides, I made a cough medicine for my grandfather, and I have to get it back. Is there any left? Maltose, bring it back to your mother to taste, and Yaya, you can't eat sweets once a year!"

   When Yaya heard that there was candy, she immediately raised her hand: "I'm going too!"

   Li Fucheng also said: "The ghost came to the city to invite people. Since we came over, nothing strange happened to the drugstore, it was just a coincidence."

  Li Qi had to be suspicious.

Li Fucheng took Li Dandao to the pharmacy, Li Dandao was still holding a Yaya, and Yaya was being held, playing with Li Dandao's hair there. In a bun, but a lot of flowing hair on the side is scattered.

   When playing with Yaya, it got weirdly itchy, and a lot of dandruff fell out.

   "Stop playing, Yaya! I haven't washed my hair for half a month, and I can cook with my hair oil."

   "No way! You have to make soap for him! Wash your hair!" Li Dandao couldn't help thinking.

  The first one is to make soap, the second is to burn glass, the third is to make sucrose, the fourth is to extract white salt, and the fifth is to make underwear.

well! It’s good to say that white salt is refined, junior high school chemistry, but smuggling salt and selling salt without permission will be decapitated. If you don’t hold an official position yourself, this must not be used to make a fortune.

   To make cane sugar, you need sugar cane or sugar beet. The former is still in the south, and the reeds by the water are not very sweet. The latter was only introduced from Arabia in the Ming Dynasty.

  Firing glass requires extremely high temperatures, and it is basically impossible for wood kilns to produce high-purity glass, even colored glass.

  Making underwear? To tell the truth, before Li Shimin was in charge of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, how could ordinary people have the time to manage the comfort of their younger siblings? Specializing in upper-level business? That thing doesn't have any high artistic element. If there is an artistic element as high as two or three floors, there is no need to worry that it will be imitated. You can know it at a glance.

Like soap, pig pancreas or animal fat is also used. The price of ancient oil is self-evident. It can only be made for home use. To sell it, you must first solve the problem of raw material supply and capital chain. Unqualified.

   It seems that we still have to sell health products! From ancient times to the present, the emperor's pursuit of immortality and the treatment of cancer pursued by the elderly in later generations have always been willing to believe that there is a curative effect, and this money is fast!

   Ask for recommendation tickets, collection, investment.

  

  

   (end of this chapter)