MTL - Alliance of Beauty Men and Heavenly Masters-Chapter 2 handsome fool

"God's punishment, this must be God's punishment!" The old man in the village immediately had an answer.

"I said that there are monsters on the mountain, but you don't believe me, look, God threw a fireball down, this is to burn the monsters all over the mountain to death!"

For a while, everyone talked with their noses and eyes, as if God and their family were relatives.

"Aqi! Aqi!" All of a sudden, the old He Xiucai of the village ran over with his wife in his arms, pointing to the dazzling mountain, "My Aqi is on top! On top! What can I do now?" ~~~~~"

The old couple burst into tears immediately.

Everyone was stunned for a while, and when they looked at the top of the mountain, they all exclaimed in shock: "What?! Your idiot is on the mountain!"

"Doesn't his family, Ah Qi, go up to pick wild vegetables and mushrooms every day?"

"Here, who dares to go up at this time..."

"Yes, yes, look, this mountain is still shaking..."

"There are rolling stones everywhere, if you can't get up now, you will die if you go up, hey..."

"Old scholar He, don't worry, when the mountain stops shaking, we will go up and find Ah Qi for you!" It was still a few young men in the village who were righteous.

"Don't worry, He Xiucai, as the saying goes, fools are blessed with fools..." Is there anyone else who comforts me like this? If it was someone else, he would have drawn it long ago.

But the old couple didn't get angry when they heard this. Instead, they knelt together and bowed together: "God, my idiot has a kind heart. If you come to eliminate demons, don't hurt my idiot..."

When everyone saw the old couple worship, they also became sad.

The people in the mountains are simple and honest, and there are people in the village and outside the village. Although the son of the old He family is a fool, the villagers have never bullied him. Everyone also put their hands together, and in the bursts of red light, silently prayed for the safety of the old He family fool.

There are not many coincidences in a person's life.

But coincidence can sometimes change fate.

It wasn't just Liu Qiang who went up the mountain that day, there was another one, the only son of Mr. He's family, who was called a fool by everyone.

The idiot's name is He Shiqi, but he is actually a handsome young man. Sword-browed and star-eyed, those eyes are particularly clear and watery, and at night they really shine like the stars in the night sky, as if they can see through yin and yang. The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are neither thick nor thin, but the blood color is so vivid that even the girls in the village are envious of the fool's peach-like blood color, which can save a lot of rouge money.

The fool looks good, if there is more money in the family, the girls will bear it. But helplessly, the idiot's family is also impoverished, and the family is completely destitute, so the idiot is still a bachelor at the age of Double Eleven.

The idiot would pick some wild vegetables and mushrooms on the mountain every morning. When the fireball fell, the idiot was picking mushrooms. Unlike Liu Qiang, the idiot was immediately happy to see the fireball, and ran after the fireball, shouting: "Meteor-Meteor-"

The fool's legs and feet were extremely fast, and he chased the fireball to the top of the mountain. The huge fireball hit the top of the mountain in front of him, "Boom!", and there was a sound of flying sand and rocks, and the thick trees around him were uprooted. Stopped in the mid-air around the fool for a while, time seemed to stop. The whole sky seemed to be on fire, dyed golden red, dazzling.

But what is miraculous is that the idiot is still standing there, not shaken by the huge impact force at all, and looking at the uprooted trees, flowers and plants around him in this dark world, not forgetting how much more Pull two mushrooms.

The next moment, the air seemed to be sucked away suddenly by something, and all the trees hovering in the air gathered towards the place where the fireball fell with the huge pumping force. When the fool saw the trees flying out again, he thought it was fun, hugged a thick tree, and flew to the red light on the top of the mountain together with the trees.

He still hitched a ride.

Suddenly, those flying trees stopped moving.

But not far in front of him, there was a dazzling golden light constantly flashing, like a sun setting on the top of a mountain. The fool stared blankly at the golden light, and walked over the hovering trees again. A huge glowing deep pit appeared in front of the fool, and that golden light was emitted by a light lotus in the pit.

The idiot had never seen such a strange sight before, he jumped down the tree and walked to the edge of the pit, he felt the scorching heat, like a mountain fire, but in the heart of the golden lotus, there was a person faintly visible.

Just when the fool wanted to see clearly, suddenly a huge air current exploded from the golden light, immediately flying sand and rocks, and all the hovering trees around were blown out. The basket carried by the idiot and all the clothes on his body were directly torn to pieces by the huge air current, leaving no pieces left.

In the darkness, but that idiot He Shiqi was the only one standing upright!

He Shiqi stood naked beside the glowing pit, his hair bun was torn apart by the air current, and his black hair was flying wildly in the sand and stones. The stone flew past his face, but it didn't hurt him at all. In his black eyes, there is only the golden figure shining in the pit, like the person in the golden light, sucking away all his mind, making him unable to look away.

I don't know how long it took, the wind stopped, the trees fell, the sound was quiet, and it was dawn.

The golden light dissipated, but it was fragrant. It is like the fragrance of the lotus, refreshing. Wherever the fragrance reaches, flowers appear all over the ground. In the blink of an eye, the scorched earth has been covered by flowers, just like a tapestry spread in a deep pit. Amid all the flowers blooming, I saw a young girl in rosy clouds, and green smoke was still rising from the girl's body.

This July, the strange girl Lian Youyou parachuted from Pingshan Mountain in Qinzhou. Who can tell whether she is a human, a demon, a god, or a demon? Only she knows.

Lian Youyou woke up slowly in the deep pit, dizzy in front of her eyes, and the astringent taste of mud in her mouth.

"Bah! Bah!" She spat out the mud in her mouth, feeling that she fell an unprecedented and unprecedented dog eating shit.

She propped up her body and raised her eyes drowsily.

Looking up through thousands of years...

But it's so shocking...

The six realms will shout out those three words that are disharmonious and vulgar!

Because in Lian Youyou's eyes, ... He Shiqi's naked ... naked ... body was reflected.

How many times of reincarnation can I get this consecration?

I just want to say, God, are you serious? Who wants to see this!

"Oh, I'm jumping!" Lian Youyou hurriedly covered her eyes, "I saw something with such hot eyes as soon as I came here! Code! Quickly code!" Lian Youyou covered her eyes with one hand, and snapped her fingers in He Shiqi's direction with the other: "Papa Clap clap."

He Shiqi squatted down beside the deep pit stupidly, watching Lian Youyou in the pit snapping his fingers at him. Why is this girl so pretty? She is prettier than all the girls in his village.

"Crack clap clap."

"Hehehe." He Shiqi also followed Lian Youyou's example and snapped his fingers. He felt the rhythm, and nodded while beating. This rhythm made him indescribably happy.