MTL - American Warehouse Taobao King-Chapter 863 【The weird idea of ​​the bear child】

   To tell the truth, Yang Yong did something outside, his mother didn't know, and only Anna knew what Yang Yong did outside. After all, Anna had placed a lot of spies beside Yang Yong. He knew Yang Yong's every move, and knew why Yang Yong grinned when he heard the word "Elephant".

   Then don't let Yang Yong be embarrassed. Anna, the wife, should help her husband out of troubles. She can tell the old lady with a smile. "Mom, didn't you hear that Yang Yong has a few months' vacation? A few months is not too short. It's rare to have such a long vacation. Let's see if the elephant should take a break, should he come to the world? travel."

  The old lady Zhang Lan heard what her daughter-in-law said, and in retrospect it was really such a rationale. But there are so many interesting places in the world, not to mention a two-month vacation, even a two-year vacation may not necessarily travel around the world. When it comes to playing, you should highlight the key points and choose a few best tourist locations. It is easy and very affordable for the whole family to play.

So mother Zhang Lan just listened to Anna's opinion and said, "Is two months long? It's not short, but there are too many interesting places in the world. I can't do it all in half a year. Let’s take a tour, I think it’s better for us to focus on the key points.”

"Choose four or five good places, and then focus on playing. One place can be played for about ten days, which is easy and fun. You can also experience the local customs and customs, and by the way, educate a few little guys about geography or history. Okay."

  The old lady's opinion was quite unique. Anna and Yang Yong looked at each other in agreement. Yang Yong smiled and gave his mother a thumbs up. "It's true that they say that people are old and ghosts are old spirits. Mom, you are our family's Dinghai Shenzhen. You pointed out the true meaning of this vacation in a straight line, and I admire it."

  Little bastard, what is this called? What do you mean by being an old traitor and an old spirit? Are you scolding me? Still compliment me. The old lady rolled her eyes and glared at Yang Yong, then lay on the beach chair and muttered while eating fruit.

"I just pointed out a general direction, and the specific planning is still up to the two of you. My children and I only have one task, and that is to eat, drink and have fun. We don't care about the rest. "

   Yang Yong, who was almost in a cold sweat when his mother glared at him, looked at his wife Anna, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, only then did Anna say with a smile. "Since it is to educate children about history and geography, and to experience local customs, I think we should focus on some ancient civilizations."

   "The Americas are gone, we can go to Asia, Africa and Europe to see. I think the first stop should be Egypt. What do you think? One of the four ancient civilizations, the Egyptian pyramids, how mysterious the Egyptian mummies are."

   At this time, Yang Chengen, who was playing with his younger brother with the excavator, stood up from the sand with a bang, staring at his parents and said in surprise. "Egypt, oh my god, mummy mummy, Mom and Dad, I'm going to see the mummy."

   "I also want to know how mummies are made, and then I will study them carefully. When my parents die, I will make you mummies too, and accompany us forever. How wonderful."

   At this time, Yang Yong was drinking beer, and then spit it out, coughing like a fountain. Anna was also shocked by her son's words and was speechless. Looking at Yang Chengen, she didn't know whether to cry or laugh. Grandma Zhang Lan was lying on the side, and when she heard her eldest grandson say such a sentence, she immediately collapsed on the reclining chair with a smile.

  Yang Yong coughed for a while, then eased a little, stood up from the chair with a bang, and walked to Yang Chengen's side in three steps. He put this nonsense little guy under his armpit, hugged his little **** and slapped him a few times, while beating and cursing.

"Unfilial things, I beat you to death, how old are your parents and you are looking forward to mummifying us. Your parents worked hard to raise you in exchange for this result. The best treatment for us is to make us into mummies. Mummy, I think you are tired of living and I will kill you."

   Of course, this is just a joke, Yang Yong's spanking strength is not as strong as that of mosquitoes. After hitting a few times, Yang Chengen didn't cry, but made Yang Chengen laugh. Yang Chengen also knew that he had said something wrong, so he quickly explained.

   "Mom and Dad, you misunderstood. I mean that is because you don't want to leave you. You think when you die, you will be buried in the ground, and you will never be able to meet us children."

   "Turn your creation into a mummy and put it in a glass coffin. I miss you, so I can come and see you. You can also see how convenient we are, much better than being buried in the ground."

   At this time, Anna returned to normal. The father and son who were entangled with each other could not laugh or cry, and said to Yang Yong with a sigh. "Okay, okay, you are so old and have the same knowledge as children. Yang Chengen is right, it's just that it's very ugly. What do you care about with him?"

   Don't care, I'm almost eating Lao Tzu into a mummy, don't care. Then when do you care, what is this all about? Children will no longer be allowed to watch Discovery Channels. Teaching kids to be weird and mummifying their own parents is too much.

   Therefore, Yang Yong is very repulsive of going on vacation to Egypt. This is not to say that he is afraid that he will be mummified by his sons after his death. But because there are too many strange things in Egypt, children's growth and development are extremely disadvantageous.

   But although Yang Yong has the reputation of being the head of the family, none of these people in the family can handle it. The status in the family is also the lowest, even the children of Kahn have a higher status than himself, so the objection is invalid.

   Not only was the objection invalid, but the old lady made the decision herself. This time, the first stop of the two-month vacation was to spend ten days in Egypt. Take a look at the pyramids of Egypt, enjoy Egyptian food, visit the old city of Cairo, Egypt, and experience what the four ancient civilizations are.

   As for the objection raised by Yang Yong, the whole family completely rejected it, and finally had no choice but to just let it go. However, Yang Yong still has some work to do, so he still has to wait at home for a week before he can fly to Cairo, Egypt on the Yang Family Ship.

  What's the matter? That's because Yang Yong was waiting for Smith to **** the priceless paintings and statues back to Maine. Only then did I file a tax return to the state government in Maine, and after everything was processed, the priceless artworks were returned to the Yang family's underground vault.

  Yang Yong can accompany his family on a trip to Egypt. After all, which is more important, play or work? Needless to say, you know. Since I can't go now, the preparation work should still be possible. After all, Egypt is a desert area, and sun protection and dehydration are essential preparations.