MTL - As An Immortal, I Only Learn Forbidden Skills-Chapter 36 The world is absurd

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  Chapter 36 The world is ridiculous

  A few days later, Yunmeng Shanze.

  The afternoon sun passes through the gaps in the trees, casting dappled light and shadows.

  In the quiet and peaceful scenery, a wild roar suddenly came out.

   "Roar~"

  A large colorful tiger is three to four meters long, with claws as sharp as knives, and its mouth is wide open... Roaring and killing the humans in front of it.

   "It's over..." Wang Dong's face was pale, and it was too late to dodge, a thought flashed in his mind: "Is my dignified old king going to die here..."

  Suddenly, a figure swept out from one side and slammed into the fierce tiger.

   "The iron bull collapsed the mountain!" Jiang Ming shouted softly in his heart, as if he had tried his best... blood burst out suddenly.

  His back seemed to be a little thicker in an instant, and he slammed on the back of the colorful tiger.

  Boom!

  With a dull and loud noise, Jiang Ming bounced like a ball, dancing and falling into the bushes in the distance.

  The fierce tiger was still in mid-air, and had nowhere to rely on it. It was also bumped by Jiang Ming and almost fell to the ground.

Wang Dong hurriedly took the opportunity to roll away, but Fang Lie, Huang Xiaoying and others had already seen the right time, and surrounded them with knives, no matter where they aimed, they ran away after cutting... An injured tiger is also a tiger, no one wants to be beaten paw.

  Wait for the tiger to bleed for a while, and then a few people will rush up at the right time...

   After tugging for nearly a stick of incense, the fierce tiger fell to the ground without a sound.

  Several people were injured, and Jiang Ming was also covered in blood from the bushes... Having obtained the Immortal Light for more than a year, Jiang Ming can also control it a little bit, and can change the recovery speed of the body when injured.

   This saves Jiang Ming from having to be careful all the time, for fear of being discovered when he recovers from his injury...

   But it is limited to this, if he is fatally injured... the immortal light will still repair his body in an instant.

   "So we still have to keep a low profile..." Jiang Ming thought to himself.

  In the distance, Guan Feng, Peng Lu and several other elderly people strode over, glanced at the tiger in a miserable state of death, and burst out laughing.

   "Off the headhunter, we performed well..." Wang Dong was covered in blood, but he was still triumphantly claiming credit.

   "It's not only good? It's amazing. Even if it fell from a 100-meter cliff, it wouldn't fall so badly..." Guan Feng said quietly, and the other old people laughed even louder.

  Wang Dong was dumbfounded.

Peng Lu pulled the tiger carcass with the tip of his knife, and commented: "It's a good tiger, the tiger's skin has been chopped into pieces... the blood is almost drained, and the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are probably not intact... This one was originally A tiger worth five hundred taels of silver is less than a hundred taels now..."

  Wang Dong, Fang Lie and other newcomers lose face the more they hear it...

Jiang Ming also showed shame on his face. He is not a good hunter. Even if he doesn't hide his strength, he can smash the tiger's head with one punch at most... As for an arrow piercing the eye and the animal's hide is not damaged, Jiang Ming is like listening to the heavenly scriptures. almost.

   "It seems that there is still a lot to learn!" Jiang Ming thought to himself, and added another item to the learning list, hunting.

  Jiang Ming has always believed that longevity itself is boring. What is interesting is that you can see endless mountains and rivers, taste endless delicacies and snacks, master countless interesting skills, and do countless things you want to do...

  Medical skills, hunting... It's all like this, you don't need to think about gains and losses, just learn if you want, anyway, this life is still very long...

   When you are interested, taming eagles and hunting tigers, enjoying yourself in the mountains, or practicing medicine to help the world, wandering in the world of mortals... are all wonderful things.

   "This is also a privilege of the immortal..." Jiang Ming chuckled in his heart, thinking of the past life that seemed so far away, he couldn't help but sigh.

  Life is alive, busy, and even forget what the starry sky looks like at night, when will it be as carefree as it is now, without any constraints...

   "Okay, it's not bad that these newcomers can kill a fierce tiger together!"

  Guan Feng saw that Peng Lu's big stick was almost done, so he stood up and began to give the candied dates: "Turn yourself a lot... In time, you will be the mainstay of the village. All the silver taels sold by this tiger will be distributed to them!"

  Wang Dong and others immediately cheered.

   "Oh, the knife was too heavy just now..." Then the few people felt distressed again, the white money was stabbed by them.

  Guan Feng continued: "Three months have passed, and this tiger hunting is the final assessment. Since you have persisted until now, you can be regarded as real men of Liehuzhuang! Welcome to Lieyhuzhuang..."

  He said a few more words on the occasion, and then ordered: "Okay, everyone else rest first, Jiang Ming will follow me!"

  The two of them walked to the edge of a cliff, and the clouds rolled down the cliff, and they couldn't see the end.

   "You really decided?" Guan Feng said calmly, with a tall and straight figure like a pine.

  Jiang Ming nodded: "The Ping'an Town branch needs manpower. Since I am a member of the village, I naturally have to contribute."

  A few days ago, Guan Feng announced the establishment of the branch in Ping'an Town, and the staff would be transferred from the village.

  However, most people thought that it was a place where nothing **** happened, and there were very few people who responded... Unexpectedly, Jiang Ming was the first to sign up.

  Guan Feng stared at Jiang Ming, and snorted coldly: "No matter how I look at it, you seem to want to go back to the town to be free and unrestrained... You just sensed the blood, and you are so indulgent, don't let me misunderstand you."

  Jiang Ming looked directly at Guan Feng, and said sincerely: "Headhunter Guan is wrong to blame me... I just think that it is difficult to make any progress in martial arts these days, and maybe a change of environment and mentality is needed to make further progress."

  Guan Feng stared at Jiang Ming for a long time, then shook his head helplessly: "You boy, sometimes I really can't see through."

  Jiang Ming's gaze remained unchanged, but he secretly said in his heart: "What I said is true, but it's not about feeling that the blood energy is difficult to advance, but breaking through the second-rate realm..."

   "Forget it, since you've already made up your mind, I, Guan Feng, don't like to force others, and besides, the branch is just being established, and it really needs people to sit in. You have already sensed the blood, but it can start to work!"

  Guan Feng waved his hand and said, "Wait a few days after the prey is sold, and you can go after you get the money..."

   "Thank you, Headhunter Guan!" Jiang Ming cupped his hands, and then asked in confusion, "Why are all the major forces setting up branches in Ping'an Town?"

  Guan Feng laughed and said, "It's not a secret. In the future, Ping'an Town may be called Ping'an County."

   "God **** it, Pingan County, I still have Italian guns..."

  Jiang Ming almost choked, and then asked: "Why?"

  Guan Feng's eyes suddenly became strange: "This is an order from the capital... I heard that the old emperor is searching for the world's underworld warriors to refine elixir..."

"An alchemist dug out a classic book from some corner, saying that there is an ancient legend that there are strange treasures in Yunmeng Mountain, and the appearance of Fire Cloud Grass is a sign... at least ten years, and many In ten years, there will be fairy grass born..."

   "So the old man of the emperor ordered Dayun Mansion to withdraw the town and build a county, build a large-scale construction project, and build the emperor's palace. When the opportunity comes, he will come by boat..."

   "No... wait, wait, wait!" Jiang Ming suddenly expressed doubts: "Why do I seem to have seen this legend?"

  Guan Feng showed a strange look: "To tell you the truth, I have seen it too..."

   "The Doctor's Fate!"

Jiang Ming let out a cry, and suddenly remembered: "That book tells the story of a young doctor who practiced medicine for a long time...discovered Fire Cloud Grass in Yunmeng Mountain Ze...step by step to become a doctor...finally became the imperial physician and climbed to heaven...finally with gray hair Cang Cang returned to his hometown in brocade clothes, got the fairy grass, and became a fairy immediately!"

   "What the hell...wasn't it written by a crappy storyteller in Dayun Mansion?" Jiang Ming asked suspiciously. When he first came to this world, he read it several times in order to understand the customs.

  He was a little uncertain: "Could it be that the storyteller is a fairy?"

"Immortal? Immortal Baba, where in this world is an immortal!" Guan Feng sneered, "I'll tell you the truth, I even heard his storytelling, saying that trash is just flattering him, and he died of starvation on the streets more than ten years ago. It's..."

   "Then that's why... this mighty construction project..." Jiang Ming suddenly felt a little ridiculous.

   Those old farmers whose fields were taken away, homeless women and children, and those who died under this wave like the old Zhou Tou, but did not make a wave...

   All of this actually came from a lousy book written by a crappy storyteller?

   Rao Jiang Ming couldn't believe it, but he had to believe that it was the case, so he could only sigh softly:

   "The world is ridiculous..."

   The first update, this one has a little more words, to make up for yesterday... If I don’t sleep today, I will write the second update! !

  

  

  (end of this chapter)

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