MTL - Being an Author is a High Risk Occupation-Chapter 1

The author belongs to the double eleven of the high-risk occupation every year. This is a big festival ri.

He is a man, a man without money.

It’s still a dead house that only digs holes on the Internet to earn extra points and occasionally be a gunman.

Everything in ri's life, instant noodles, clothes, hands, and even toilet paper, all come from online shopping.

However, while the double eleven brought him happiness, it also brought him pain.

Go to your sister's short position! Go to your sister's lost piece! !

He gnawed his teeth and finally bought the killing pills.

That's it.

The state of the courier company is quite good, and the phone is constantly apologizing. The seller is also good, promised a full refund and no matter what he buys in the store, you can get a discount...

That's right, it's a refund, not a replacement.

Because the hand is a limited edition has been sold out.

He doesn't want anything, he just kills the pills! !

Sadness has turned into a river.

Seeing that many people in the second-order group are drying their newly-worn baby, there is really an idea of ​​slicing all the people who have shown this love.

No one knows my sadness!

However, the development of things is always easy to turn around.

The wolf in the bed was so horrible that he suddenly received a call from the courier company, and he had a courier!

Express!

The only thing that didn't get the express of the double eleven was... killing the pill!

It’s just that the express mail in your hand seems to be a little bigger. It’s true that you look at the shipping address and name carefully.

But the shipping address is a blank.

Will such a express logistics company send?

Looking up, the delivery brother has long since disappeared.

Go home, pick up the knife, and open the package with excitement.

... heard the ticking?

Illusion?

The next moment of opening the package, the sound of the deaf-sounding explosion, the bombing of the quiet alleys.

On the night of the same day, the news that the online otaku received the bombing of the bomb at home was on the list, and the click-through rate remained high.

It’s a fire, after he’s dead...

He is also alive and quiet, and the vibration of death is gone.

The people all over the country are mourning, in the discussion, whether the safety inspection of logistics express is qualified.

When the extraordinary consciousness is clear, he is in the dark. I thought about it for a long time before I reacted. He probably, seems, is dead? ?

How is it dead? ? ?

Who will explain? ?

I can't hear anything, and I can't hear any response.

Everything happened quickly, his only memory is that the courier box was opened?

Then, for a moment, I passed through the heat of the body.

Then... and then it’s gone, he’s here.

I don't know where I am, I don't know when it is.

He shrank himself into a group and suddenly found himself with a body! He seems to be a ... fetus now?

That is... the position of the head and the hand is not very right...

There is something long on the leg.

... umbilical cord?

I went, it was the first time I saw... oh...

I can't open my eyes!

Who will explain what is going on?

.

So irritating.

It won't be like this for a generation...

I have a baby in October, but my body has already been formed. According to this calculation, he should have to lie for another month.

Fortunately, he is not the one. In the year, he also lost his support. Nava should not be a dead house. Others fall in love with his family.

I don't know how long it took, he felt that his environment seemed to be spinning, or it was a big movement.

In the end, who is the mother who is not optimistic about doing such a high-risk action, in case he has not developed well, it is so swollen and swollen? !

Who is responsible? !

A life! !

He stroked his hand and hit the hard edge.

……hard? ?

Touch it again, it’s all hard around...

... the egg is lying in the trough!

It’s no wonder that I feel that I am not right because I can’t see it, he’s not a human!

He is doing bad things and being thrown into the animal road by the king!

When you come out, I want to have a good chat with you! !

Hey! !

It seems that whoever took it, I feel that the surrounding environment has turned more powerful. A careless head slammed into one direction.

He blinked and his claws struggled to pull to the place where he hit. I just heard something shattered. This is the rhythm of the shell, good! He is ruined.

The place that was knocked down cracked a bit, and the cold wind poured in. Xiao Yan was uncommon in the wind, and the tip of the claw was buckled, and the head went out.

The wind is bigger, and it’s awkward. The picking eyes flowed a few drops of physiological tears, slowly opening the amber-like pupil of the gold se, and the pair was a pair of cold eyes.

It is a handsome young boy who holds the uncomfortable shell in his hand. When he looks at him with extraordinary care, he is also looking at the extraordinary with a look of disgust and doubt.

...good, so handsome.

Uncommonly open your mouth, make a small squeak, and sip the mouth to the water.

The teenager's disgusting se was heavier. He put out the other hand and pinched the small soft meat behind his neck. He lifted him up and the other hand threw away the eggshell of the palm: "Return," he said.

Uncommonly looking at the direction in which he was handed out by the juvenile, a Hurah’s big man, posing in a stall, selling eggs.

He is the whole person, no, the whole one is stupid.

Not only because of the moment I was clear about my situation, but also because of the mechanical sound that suddenly popped out of his mind when he saw the boy.

Found male, system activated, restarted... 1%...17%...69%...100%]

‘Men, what man?裴 裴 裴 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口 开口

Uncommon: "..."

The system did not have a bird, and the first task was issued directly after the restart.

Please host to follow the male owner

Complete the reward: experience 1000

Gold coin 10

Cute 喵喵 bell collar 1/4

Failure penalty: obliteration

Made the same as the game, but he has never seen a game that punishes such a horror! What is he doing here?

Do you want to open a new assistant? 】

"Oh!" Of course you have to open!

I was stunned by the boss who sold the magic pet egg to half of the car. I looked down and thought that the little chai cat that I thought was awkward was licking my mouth, and there was no congenital deficiency he thought.

"Look, public. The eggs here are absolutely healthy and good. Although you are not lucky, you are only a low-grade wood cat... but this kitten is very cute, many women like it, you are completely It can be given to the sweetheart. After all, a cat is not a high-spirited spoiler. It is not bad to be a pet.

The broken edge of the car, he spent thousands of Lingshi, not to buy a kitten.

"You really don't have a pure black se egg here?" The car broke down and asked.

"It's gone, it's one!" The man who sold the egg said vowedly.

The white slender fingers touched the short black hair of the cat, and the car finally broke away and turned away.

After all, reborn, different from the previous generation, the egg that should have hatched the phantom bird actually ran out of a stupid cat, which really made him unexpected.

Can it be said that he did not have this life?

The car broke off with a sneer, he couldn't believe in it! The author is a high-risk occupation

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