MTL - Breaking up, No Joke-Chapter 80

[Ha ha ha small watermelon strength pets, instantly being circled powder 233]

[According to this trend, I believe that in the near future, the netizen community will be able to pop up a large number of large and small cymbals of CP text, swollen what to do suddenly feel so cute and cute! 】

After the first program was broadcast, when the audience saw that the first candy that the small watermelon would peel off was given to Bai Yu, it was instantly given to the little baby who was petting.

After a week of precipitation, the fans of Bai Yu gradually calmed down. In addition to some fierce words, they posted negative comments under the official micro-singing of [Baby Baby]. The rest is basically true love. Most of the words given to Bai Yu are the blessings of heart.

The black powder originally wanted to use this wave to bury the boat, but when they had not had time to be active, they were forcibly brainwashed by Song Shiyi’s official powder that he spent a lot of money on the back. .

The official powder's dedication is not only to make the black powder dumb, but also evoke the heart of true love powder.

Ever since, it didn't take long for Bai Yu's true love powder to run back from the wet corner of the eye, waiting for the first episode to be updated on the official website of [Baby Baby], and then... the dog food was filled with the interaction of the big and small cypress. .

One by one, true love powder and water army powder began to slap the screen for Bai Yu and his son, and Bai Jiajun once again waved the banner and returned strongly.

The lens goes to [Baby Baby], the next step is that the fathers have to compete for intelligence in order to sleep.

Hahag stood on the steps with Taiben. Next to his left foot was a little monk with a head in his head. The little monk looked at him with no expression.

"Haha, baby baby is a very civilized and good friend love program, so the standard to test whether dad can get a good house is - intelligence competition!"

"Now there are a total of twenty small masters standing in front of us. Each of you can ask the little master a question. The answers answered by each little master are different, and the answer to the answer is the room. No.! Hahago said with a smile, "Guess the room number corresponding to the answer that Xiao Master said, you can take the lead in choosing a house."

Bai Yu’s brain was flexible, and he walked up to the nearest young monk. He smiled and said, “Little Master, where is Room 5?”

The other four dads saw it and went to ask about it.

"Amitabha, the word "Family of Buddhism", the donor can not be forced to do everything." The little monk said one by one.

Bai Yumu looked at his face. "Is this an answer? Don't be a pit person."

Little monk: "The donor, Xiao Yan did not deceive."

Bai Yu’s eyes turned, and he went back and meditated. The homonym of Amitabha is two meters of TOEFL. Is it difficult to say that it is in the second room?

Liu Kai confronted the monk in front of him with his hands folded together, bent slightly, and said devoutly: "Little Master, please."

The monk smiled and bent, "Amitabha, the donor please listen to Xiao Yan: Buddha said, I will not go to **** who goes to hell."

Liu Kai squinted and walked back to stand by Bai Yu and said, "Do you understand?"

"I guess they are pit people."

The remaining three fathers saw that both of them were unfavorable, and suddenly they were a little dumb, but they couldn't help but comfort themselves in the bottom of their hearts. Zhang Sheng went over and got a "Buddha said: Can't say."

I once knew that I was smiling and got a sentence: "One flower, one world, one Buddha is like it."

Wei Cangsheng got a sentence: "Bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not Taiwan. There is nothing in it, and it is dusty."

Hahago couldn’t help but scream. "This is a bit tormented."

Wei Cang’s mouth swelled and he said half-jokingly: “The room is the same anyway. It’s almost the same where you live. It’s better not to burst your IQ shortcomings.”

Zhang Sheng laughed and didn't know if he agreed with what he said.

Bai Yu suddenly raised his hand and said, "I guess, the little monk who just told me that the Buddhist family is doing the same thing means that the second room!"

"Why?" Haha brother doubts.

"..." Bai Yu can't say that he is inspired by the two-meter TOEFL. He can only hold a high-cold battle: "Buddha, can't say."

Haha, I almost didn't want to talk to him.

Zhang Sheng said: "Room 5."

Hahago’s face was distorted in disarray. “How do you both guess the two of you? However, it’s what Bai Yuxian said, and he will be the first to choose a house.”

Bai Yu waved his hand and didn't care about his face. "When you choose, let's go to Room 5, the light is full, and the holy place of Buddha's light shines. It's great to go sightseeing."

[Hey, hahaha, how can I be so funny! 】

[Inexplicable is being poked, but I still want to know how these Buddhist languages ​​correspond to the room number. 】

[+1 good to know how they guessed it! 】

The little watermelon looked at the past with a sluggish look. "Hegemony, kitchen."

Bai Yu instantly broke the ice. How did he forget that the small watermelon had to live in the No. 4 kitchen? However, watching Zhang Sheng, who had already selected the No. 4 room, Bai Yu was silent.

The little watermelon went down the stairs and sat next to the little monk. He took a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him. "Do you eat?"

The little monk touched his bare head and took it. He took a bite and chewed sugar. He said, "The abbot is very good. It is also good to live next to him. Hey, this is my hoe. Give you a bite."

Said, the little monk is still changing from the hand to a **** wrapped in oil paper, tearing apart the two halves, one half.

Little watermelon oh, he has no requirements for the residence, just simply feel that living next to the kitchen is delicious.

The little monk listened to his explanation, and he smiled. "The rules in the temple are very strict. Except for meals, they will not open at other times."

Little watermelon is finally happy.

The long-awaited interaction between the two children, Bai Yu, finally breathed a sigh of relief. Before he even walked over, he saw Liu Kai on the side and took the initiative to talk to himself.

"What happened to me before I talked to you?" Liu Kai said that his original plan was to go around the country in the first half of the year and recharge it. As a result, Bai Yi was forced to pick up this variety. .

Forget it, let's solve the problem of Bai Yu early.

Bai Yu put his hands in his pockets. The black sunglasses blocked his eyes and it was very meaningful. He nodded quietly. "Okay.

As long as Kaige does not deny me, I naturally have no problem here. ”

Liu Kai took a shot of Bai Yu’s shoulder.

Haha announced the final result, "Bai Yu and Xiaojuan live in Room 5, Zhang Sheng and Zhang Beibei live in Room 4, Liu Kai lives in Room 1, and Zeng Zhixiang and Big Pearl live in Room 3, Weiwei and Wei Cangsheng lived in Room 2."

Wei Cangsheng, the only one in the father's group who didn't have the right answer, was anxious. "No, haha, you are talking about it. How do you choose a house? What is the meaning of my name?"

Zhang Sheng held the child in one hand and walked with his suitcase. When he passed by him, he whispered: "It doesn't matter with the Buddha. You can see the position of the little master you chose."

Wei Cangsheng looked at Hahago incredulously. "No? What do you do with my IQ?"

Hahago sneered: "This is also a no-brainer, who will let you not react."

After the house was selected, it was time for lunch, and the baggage was simply packed. Bai Yu took a small watermelon and washed his hands in the kitchen door with cold water.

Fortunately, the weather is getting warmer now, otherwise according to the rules of temple life, they will never be washed with hot water to wash their hands.

There is an unwritten saying in Huaguo: it is customary to go to the countryside.

Since the program group selected the first shooting location in the temple, it means that they can only eat vegetarian food during this time, and they can't get rid of it, but the child will have a bottle of milk to make up the body every morning and evening.

In addition, the dinner table in the temple is not a must!

Bai Yu looked at the vegetarians who were full of weight in front of him, and did not disregard them. After three, five, and two, they ate their own meals and took a nap. They skillfully picked up the dishes and said to the small watermelons. ""

Zhang and his son, who are still not open next to him, Liu’s father and son: “...”

Liu Kai smiled helplessly. "We haven't started to move chopsticks yet. You have finished eating the rice. You are not afraid of stomach problems when you eat so fast." The small watermelon is happy to chew the food in your mouth, and the eyes are bright." Good times, more times!"

When Bo Yu was feeding his son, he calmly said, "Nothing, just get used to it."

[Instant eyes are red, remembering the life of a single person with a full moon after a divorce, it is really difficult, just like Bai Yu, single father is really not easy. 】

[Sadness wants to shed tears, this familiar father love is actually reflected in Xiao Boge, so blue and thin, I am tall and thin, not eating the world, the little cypress, what changed you! 】

At the same time, Song Mama, who was sitting in front of the TV, accidentally pressed the show. When she saw two familiar faces flashing across the screen, she was cold and cold.

Song mother wrote down the name of the show, turned off the TV quietly, then went to the bedroom, shook hands and took out the tablet, and continued to watch the show online.

When she saw Bai Yu smiled and said to the camera: "...I am a single father", the hand is tight, the eyes are full of flustered and unbelievable.

Before she wondered why the small watermelon would not be like Xiaoyan. It seems that it is not that the child does not look like an adult, but the person like is not a small one!

On the other hand, when the man sitting in front of the computer saw the action of the small watermelon stuffing the candy into the mouth of the cypress, the habitually tight corner of the mouth slid in a curve, and the child was really like him.

Perhaps he will not reject this child.

The man ignited the cigar on his hand, and his addiction has grown larger in the past two years.

"Remember to come back soon, don't let me wait too long."

The man's face is hidden in the smoke. From the side of the face, the knife-like side face curvature is somewhat similar to Bai Yu.

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