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MTL - Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food-Chapter 276 Devil Attack of Blueberry Flavor (2)
It is obviously unrealistic for Long Yao to simply and rudely bring the Gouliang Hui monsters.
The human race is a hidden rule that contributes more than 99% of humanity's scent to the demon royal family, and ensures that the demon royal family of SS level and SSS level full of uncontrollable factors will not easily set foot in human society, causing irreversible consequences. But this is not something that can be placed on the table, or even in the eyes of the guardians of Gou Liang, the concept of the monsters' one-way transportation of monsters to the humans has never been the only concept.
Long Yi coughed quickly and said, "Master, you will scare the little people by saying this."
Fearing that the wanton master would say something more shocking, he directly raised the banner of Gou Liang.
The terrified aura quality of the terrified people will plummet, Long Yao frowned slightly, got close to Gou Liang, and smelled again. The delicious flavor did not make him feel good about his mouth, but in order not to let Long Yi's hypothesis become a reality He didn't say anything more, just holding Gou Liang's hand without letting go, full of possessiveness.
Long's pair of Gou Liang showed a sorry smile, implying that he had a little patience and quickly took the guardian service contract and handed it to Gou Liang.
Although the other party's status is distinguished, Gou Liang did not blindly sign the agreement. He took the contract and looked carefully.
Long Yao was originally not interested in these, but this time he put his head on Gou Liang's shoulders and followed him to see the tedious clauses. The pleasant appearance showed meekness and harmlessness, making the receptionists almost think that the past days The VIPs who are cold and violent to them are not the present.
Until seeing one of them, Long Yao put away a smile.
After ordering the contract, Long Yao directly said: "The service period of one year is too short and changed. He must belong to me during his lifetime and only serve me."
"This……"
Long Yi didn't find this request to be a big deal, but this kind of thing had to be negotiated with the head of the people in private. It wasn't good for his master to say so carelessly.
After all, the contract between the two groups of monsters is there, and the faces of those who did not see the reception group have changed.
It was just that he saw Long Yao's normal face and a pair of dark red eyes quietly. Long Yi, who had dared to confess his host's rudeness, did not dare to point out what he said was wrong, for fear that he was really angry.
Fortunately, Gou Liang has more ways to deal with Long Yao than he did. He patted the back of Long Yao's hand, he still smiled and said, "I'm afraid this won't work. If you don't get a residence permit, you need to leave the human race after one year. . "
Long Yao murmured, disapproving of the so-called regulations.
Gou Liang: "However, I will let you pass smoothly. This is my job. As for the future, can you say it later?"
Long Yao saw that he did not agree with his previous request, and also knew that he was rejecting himself in disguise. Although he was unhappy, he was thinking that what happened in the future was not his final decision. It was rare and peaceful. Land did not care about Gou Liang.
Long Yi secretly squeezed sweat for the ignorant little human.
Although Long Yao was just an adult, the next king of the demon clan, because the pure blood demon power did not match with the sufficient spiritual power to comb, he was violent and it was six relatives who did not recognize him, even the current demon king could not control him. It is underestimated that Long Yao's risk factor is SSS level. If he develops, all the demons have to hold their tails to reduce their presence in front of him.
The last one who refuted him was still holding on to eating soil, thinking that one day he would be starved to death, the fairies secretly vowed not to be a second fool.
At this time, seeing that Gou Liang was safe and sound, there was even a little smile on Long Yao's face, and Long Yi paid 10,000 respects to Gou Liang.
-It is indeed the food of the host "love at first sight"!
Signing the guardianship agreement smoothly, Gou Liang brought Long Yao back to his home.
When driving, Gou Liang rejected Long Yao's physical contact and reasoned with him: "Humans have limited storage of spiritual power. Excessive loss will affect my health and aura quality, and overeating is not a good thing. "
Long Yao, who was refused to feed, was sullen along the way, until he entered the house and heard Gou Liang asked him, "Are you hungry?" His eyes stunned and stared at Gou Liang.
Gou Liang smiled. He was like a coquettish big dog. He couldn't help raising his hands and rubbing Long Yao's head, but said cruelly in his mouth, "Do you want to taste human food? I Make it for you. "
Long Yao looked reluctantly at his retracted hand, and heard that his original bad face was even worse.
"This is also your job. Have you done it for your previous clients?"
Although he had no idea about human food, he thought that Gou Liang had also offered such invitations to other demons, and was attentive and gentle to them, somehow he was a little irritable.
Gou Liang laughed out loud: "You look like a kid grabbing toys with others ... well, don't stare at me. Although I have always been responsible for my work, not everyone can eat it with my own hands Food, you are the first. "
Long Yao glanced at him suspiciously, as if he didn't believe what he said, but the slightly raised corner of his mouth revealed his good mood of being shunned instantly.
In the living room, Gou Liang took off his jacket and took off his watch, and said, "After a while, you can watch a TV show in the living room or want to do anything else. Please feel free. I go to the kitchen to cook ... Yes, you Will you use multimedia? "
However, he has taught Bi Xia the old driver who is adapting to new students, and he is comfortable with this kind of thing, and there is still a little expectation in his eyes when he asks questions.
But if he wanted to hold Long Yao's hand to accompany his baby, Gou Liang was destined to be disappointed.
Although the life style of the monsters on the enchantment side is very different from that of humans, as a royal family, Long Yao is no stranger to the technology of human society.
Without having to explain, Long Yao easily found the switch. Even if he was not familiar with it, he quickly found out the various functions and easily screened the program.
Gou Liang put away his regrets and praised him with a smile: "I'm so smart. I just changed the decoration here and the appliances have been updated. I'm still getting used to it. Wait a minute, I'll call you after dinner."
Gou Liang rolled up his shirt sleeves and went into the kitchen, washing his hands and preparing the ingredients, and the fragrance of the food soon spread out.
Long Yao suddenly opened the kitchen door and walked towards him. Gou Liang turned back and asked him, "How come?"
Long Yao's brow frowned. I wondered if he was left out in the living room. He fell to the bottom of the valley without warning. Gou Liangzheng wanted to ask him, but saw that he stepped forward and hugged himself tightly from behind, and buried in his neck and took a deep breath, then said dullly: "I don't like having other flavors to cover your fragrance . "
... Gou Liang thought that he was attracted by his craft.
Gou Liang raised an eyebrow, raised his right hand and shook it, asking curiously, "Do you still smell me?"
His tail ring was put on again from the moment he left the hotel, and should be shielded from Long Yao's sense of smell.
"It's a lot lighter. I don't like it."
Long Yao glanced at his ring dissatisfied, and did not conceal his disgust with the item at all. However, Long Yi explained to him deliberately that if he took off this thing, the smell of Gou Liang would be smelled by other demons or monsters, and then he would be stung.
Although no one could steal his food from Long Yao, he couldn't bear the fact that Gou Liang was smelled by other demons, which forced the impulse to destroy the tail ring.
Gou Liang could not laugh or cry: "Only children always say yes or no, you have to learn habits."
"No."
"Haha, it's really childish."
"is it not OK?"
Long Yao learned to raise his eyebrows as before.
"Um ... of course." Gou Liang put up with a trembling laugh, his eyes filled with smiles, and said, "I like it, you are so cute."
Long Yao didn't appreciate his compliment. He gave a cold hum, and suddenly took off the apron on Gou Liang's body, grabbed his shirt with wrinkles, pressed his voice in his ear and said, "I don't like the smell of clothes, really I want to strip you away and taste your taste without any hindrance. "
Gou Liang was shocked. I do n’t know if it was because of the low magnetic sound or the warmth that was thinning in his ears. His ears trembled red, and he wanted to raise his hand and scratch it.
Long Yao opened his elbow, and gave Gou Liang a majestic glance at him, then he said arrogantly and funnyly: "Well, you have made me look good. I apologize to you, and never use the immature kind of cute The word describes you, Mr. Yao. "
Long Yao stared at his reddish ears for a few moments, and somehow his mood suddenly improved, and he no longer felt so obtrusive about the human food in Gou Liang's elaborate cooking that covered Gou Liang's fragrance, lying on his shoulder and saying :"As long as you know."
Gou Liang saw that he was not going to let go of himself, nor pushed him away. While putting the seasoning in the pot, he said helplessly: "You are too sticky, what can I do, I worry that I will become the first person in history The goblin squeezed the guardian. "
He joked, and Long Yao didn't care about him, he just said, "Do you think I'm a low-level demon who can't control even eating?"
This surprised Gou Liang a bit. In the memory of the original owner, even the S-Class noble demon who once accompanied him could not control eating, and once he touched the human race, he would eat.
"This shows that I haven't lived long enough. I have too little knowledge. Thank you for your advice."
Gou Liang said with a smile.
Long Yao said bluntly, "Long Yi said you are twenty-nine, and you have already lived one-third of human life."
Speaking of this he was irritable, human life is too short.
Gou Liang paused to taste the taste, set the spoon aside, he pushed away Long Yao, turned, and looked at him with a smile: "You mean, I'm old, eh?"
Long Yao didn't know how to feel cold behind her, but her mouth said more quickly: "Long Yi said that only a woman of human race would care about others talking about her age."
"So, I'm not only very old, but also a woman. Is that so, Mr. Yao?"
Gou Liang smiled more kindly.
Long Yao: "..."
At this time, he seemed to get through to Ren Du's second pulse, and learned a sincere smile without a teacher. He said, "I have no time to admit it."
Gou Liangyi laughed out loud, "You are really smart, I am not worried about your residence permit test at all now."
Long Yao saw his face cloudy and clear, and relieved inexplicably.
No wonder his mother once said that no matter how much mistake he made, as long as he smiled, no woman would not forgive him and give in to him.
"Well, is it equally useful for men?"
"Huh? What did you say?"
Gou Liang didn't understand.
Long Yao did not answer very cleverly, and Gou Liang did not follow up. He beckoned him to come and taste the taste, and asked him with a smile, "Is it delicious?"
Long Yao stunned for a moment in his smile, as if he had heard someone ask him this question with a smile.
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He didn't speak for a while, only nodded, and waited for Gou Liang to let him taste the other, and his attention returned to the food of these people.
The taste of the monsters is a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans, and no flaws can be concealed. Even the works of seven-star chefs can only be swallowed in their mouths. Therefore, the monsters in human society never eat humans unless they have to. food. However, Gou Liang's culinary skills were unexpectedly surprised by Long Yao. The savory taste exploded in the taste buds. The flexible texture couldn't be faulty, and what surprised him was ...
"What is this? It's aura, and it's very full."
Even the spirit grass and spirit beasts carefully cultivated by the demon are full of aura.
In the situation where the spiritual power is so scarce that the demons can only get the aura from the insights of the human race, any plant and animal that contains spiritual power can be called a national treasure, but Gou Liang can take it at will to cook ... Can't get such a handwriting.
Gou Liang's actions were paused, and he was secretly annoyed.
Blame his husband for being too indulgent to him, so that he was completely unconcerned in front of him. The first few tasks were carried out too smoothly, which made him vigilant, and the ingredients in the system space were also taken out at random. I never thought of how to explain it. Their source.
Without waiting for his wording, Long Yao said indifferently: "Forget it, this thing is good, you should eat more and eat more fat."
Gou Liang said silently: "Why haven't I heard that the fat man's aura tastes better."
Long Yao hugged him again, smiling like a sunshine boy, but his old driver was overwhelmed by his tone of voice: "Aren't you afraid I'll squeeze you out, and make up for my body?"
Gou Liang was defeated, and laughed and shook his head, and continued to argue with him.
After having dinner, Gou Liang and Long Yao went out for a walk to eat, and they were familiar with the surrounding environment.
The house where Gou Liang lives now can be regarded as an employee's dormitory. This high-end residential area is considered to have been rounded up by three top guardian's offices including their office. The residents are special professionals who know the basics and their guests. So when I saw Gou Liang with a new face, I knew what was going on.
Gou Liang came along all the way, many people greeted Longyao by saying hello. Gouliang only said: "This is Yao. This year I just became an adult and I am not familiar with it. Please take care of my children in the future."
Long Yao whispered to him: "I'm 100 years old. You say I'm a child, so what are you?"
Gou Liang glanced at him, "Don't you think I'm old?"
Before talking about Long Yao's denial, he laughed first, then sighed, "Your age is barely 18 years old in terms of human age, and you should call my uncle at this age."
Looking at his sadness, Long Yao somehow wanted to laugh and was about to say something. On the face of it, a woman came with a little girl.
As soon as he approached, the little girl rushed towards Gou Liang and hugged his leg: "Uncle Xiaoduo!"
Her guardian stepped forward and said to Gou Liangxiao, "You are still so much like the little girl, little younger." A cold voice sounded.
"Let him go."
The little girl only noticed Long Yao next to Gou Liang, who didn't really care about it, but she saw her pupils shrink, and she let go of Gou Liang's legs, and said blushingly, "King, Wang ..."
The dark red eyes froze slightly, and the little girl noticed that he was unwilling to reveal his identity and swallowed. "You, you, good night."
She stuttered before finally saying a more normal greeting.
Gou Liang took Long Yao's hand, and Wen Sheng said, "Don't scare the child."
"Yeah." Long Yao taunted rudely. "A six hundred year old fox is such a good kid, and I'm sorry to call you uncle."
Gou Liang: "..."
He easily choked and laughed, but no one except him thought the atmosphere was funny, "Little Girl" turned whiter and said, "I, little demon offend, please punish me."
Even in human society, the stern hierarchies of the demon clan will not be shifted because of their location, not to mention facing the famous and violent royal clan of their demon clan.
Long Yao really wanted to use the topic to play—thinking that the fox spirit was holding Gou Liang's legs, and Gou Liang was still smiling at her, he felt unhappy. At this moment, he felt that his palm was slightly shaved, and Long Yao turned to see Gou Liang in He smiled at him under the street light, his expression softened unconsciously, and clenched his hands, the things that made him irritable suddenly became irrelevant.
It is strange that since the birth of the family, he has not exhausted his violent means by all means. He can only send him to the human race when he is an adult, suppressing his pure blood demon power to weaken his symptoms with a human contract, Gou Liang But it was done easily.
"Get off, remember not to be within ten meters of him next time, he is mine."
Long Yao said, pulling Gou Liang closer to him, there was an indescribable pride in looking at the fox spirit.
Wang, are you showing off?
The fox was shocked carefully, but he did not dare to disobey. After thanking Long Yao for his impunity, he quickly took his guardian away.
Her guardian, Gou Liang's colleague Xiao Qiu, also wanted to ask him about things, looked back at Gou Liang, but saw that this time the client was resting on Gou Liang's shoulder with one hand, and holding Gou Liang in one hand. The hand, the tall monster tribe leaned over, staring down at Gou Liang, not knowing what to say, everyone was smiling.
Is this eating posture a little ... ambiguous?
She quickly put this idea behind her mind. One thing to know is that Gou Liang's golden signboard stands up because he never has any emotional disputes with the client. If he still wants to stay in the industry, A dangerous demon is no exception.
On the other side, Long Yao is asking Gou Liang: "Why do they call you Xiaoduo, do you have many names?"
He was dissatisfied with what everyone knew, only things he didn't understand.
Gou Liang shook his head. I was a little annoyed at the thought and said, "Isn't my name Liu Mao. When I first started working, the head of our office's tongue was not straight, and it always called me Mavericks and calves, colleagues. Always make fun of this with me, and then I have this nickname. "
"Why, why?"
Long Yao has not grasped the essence of his words.
"Sorry, I didn't make it clear. There is an idiom in the human race, called as ox hair, which means ..."
Gou Liang explained patiently that the two continued to walk in the small park. The late autumn wind rustled the red maple leaves that were about to fall, and a leaf gently fell on Gou Liang's hair.
Gou Liang took off the maple leaf, only to notice that Long Yao looked strangely at him.
"what happened?"
Long Yao had an unprecedented peace in his heart. He only met with Gou Liang for the first time today, but he felt that this person had been with him for a long time, just like this moment.
Hearing that, he smiled slightly, pointed at the two people on the ground, dragged by the street lamp, and said, "I just wanted to say that, you are really ... very delicate."
He chose a very euphemism, but this was not comforting at all: "As your guardian, I have an obligation to tell you that you must not remind a man that he is short, and you will be covered with sacks. do you know?"
Long Yao raised his eyebrows and suddenly embraced Gou Liang in front of himself, seeing that Gou Liang's shadow was completely covered by his own shadow, as if mingling with himself, he was in a good mood at once, and said with a light smile: "Really Very small. "
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Gou Liang politely gave him a punch, "I'm 1.8 meters tall, thank you."
Long Yao was still laughing, Gou Liang rolled his eyes, dropped his hand and walked towards the home. He didn't feel good: "Okay, I know you're tall and mighty, please stop it."
Long Yao's long legs took a step forward and easily caught up with him. He took Gou Liang's shoulders and put him back into his own shadow. He smiled and said, "I have more big and powerful places. I want to do you know?"
He blinked at Gou Liang.
Gou Liang: "..."
He gasped slightly subconsciously, his ears red again, but his expression was more serious than ever.
He asked Long Yao: "Mr. Yao, can you tell me who taught you the subject of human languages?"
Long Yao: "It's Longyi, what's the problem?"
"of course not."
Gou Liang said with gritted teeth.