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MTL - Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food-Chapter 285 Devil Attack of Blueberry Flavor (11
-Sink! !! 【怼 +1】
-Lying down! 【怼 +1】
[怼 +1] with blood red and bold burst the screen.
The above is the only conversation mode left in the group chat after the devil took over Gou Liang. It took a full three minutes to swipe the screen to show their restless hearts: I and my friends were shocked!
However, although everyone was curious to scratch the wall, no one had spread the matter to talk about it, nor had they asked Gou Liang about the identity of the great fairy. After all, for many years in the workplace, no matter how many thoughts they have in their hearts, they also know how to measure.
This kind of person who is not even qualified for the deputy director is not lucky to offend the other person, let alone climb friendship.
They were discussing more about the murder of the director's family, and after a long period of silence, the topic revolved around the mad monster.
-Although the demons used to be mad, they weren't so overwhelmed like this time. I always felt that something extraordinary was going to happen.
-Yeah, directly against us, this is properly the provocation of unilateral war! The head must be directly facing the entire demons, isn't that demonic afraid of involving other demons to be hunted down by demons?
-I'm also surprised that although the Mozu are all lonely, but this kind of thing is common sense, isn't anyone out to control that Mozu?
-Why do you still want to reconcile with the demons? Does n’t the dead have to explain?
-reconciliation? Do n’t be funny, are the demons a reasonable species, we are only considering ways to reduce the damage, after all, the demons do not talk about rules, after all, it is only us who will suffer the losses in the end, we must consider for the future. Yeah, put everyone on the fire?
-You didn't even start to fight yet, did you recognize it?
-Recognize the reality, it has nothing to do with counseling, it's not good for anyone.
-Naive, if the concession is made this time, the demons will only have to make inroads in the future, it is best that this war will destroy their entire family!
-Mom's mental retardation. Jpg.
-Stupid.
-Hey, everybody be rational, don't fight ...
However, the uneasy emotion was a little bit, and the words of persuasion were drowned in the pressure of runaway pressure.
"Oh, this group of people is also arguing. Fortunately, I don't expect you to deal with the demons."
In the fairy village, the guardian Xiao Qiu dropped the mobile phone and snorted dissatisfied. She looked up at her watch and noticed that the little fox walked over for two minutes after dinner tonight, and some uneasy dialed the number.
Xiaoqiu felt anxious to get a response that could not be reached.
The security of the community has been improved across the board. She believes that there will not be any problems inside the community, and the little fox will not be sensible to do the stunned security guard and run out for food, but now it is a special period after all, no mistakes are allowed. appear.
Preparing to contact the security department to find out where the little fox was, a little girl entered the room through the door.
Xiao Qiu was taken aback and saw that she was her client. She patted her chest and smiled and greeted her with a smile: "Why don't you use the key to open the door or ring the doorbell? Xiao Hu, when you participate in the daily assessment of your residence permit, Do you have to get in the habit of knowing the points? "
Watching the little fox fine looking around the living room without answering himself, Xiao Qiu stopped somehow. It was probably the woman's intuition that made her aware of some danger. Xiao Qiu said nervously, "Xiao Hu, why didn't you answer my call just now? I am very worried about you."
"Telephone?" The little fox spied her head, looked at her, took out a cellphone with a pinched screen from her pocket, and said with a slight smile, "Do you mean this? Sorry, you used your strength accidentally, and lived too long I have forgotten that the human race has always been fragile. "
"Xiao Hu, what are you talking about?"
Xiao Qiu's smile froze, and she took a step back unconsciously, with her hands behind her back to trigger an emergency call for help on the tail ring.
However, the next moment she felt cold all over, every nerve wanted to be frozen and she couldn't move, and her face was pale.
"Human cunning hasn't changed."
"Little Fox" snorted coldly, waved his hand, and a ray of black gas rushed towards Xiao Qiu.
Xiao Qiu's pupils shrank, she was so frightened that her head was soft and dizzy, but she couldn't even scream. She could only watch the black gas penetrate into her eyes, and then she turned around like an antenna puppet. Sit back on the sofa, take out the phone and start playing with it.
The monster transformed into a little fox smelled everywhere in the house. She smelled a touch of Long Yao from the little fox, which was even stronger here, but Long Yao was not here.
The monsters came to the balcony, and the magical energy integrated into the night spread up and down, attached to each window of this building, and soon the monsters found the whereabouts of Long Yao.
Just upstairs!
The magic gas cautiously penetrated into the wall, and the scene inside the room was spied on by her, and what she saw surprised the monster.
The Long Yao she was looking for, the current king of the Devil, was cooking around the ridiculous apron of the human race in the kitchen!
"From your look, I'll give you a consolation point. But don't try to mess with me, if you waste my ingredients, I can't spare you."
The tall man who rolled up his shirt sleeves and put on an apron exuded a particularly charming temperament. Gou Liang was inevitably dizzy, but Long Yao's hand reached out to his baby, and Gou Liang suddenly woke up. .
Long Yao tapped his head with a green loofah: "Who gave you these little things with no conscience?"
"It doesn't matter who gives them, what's important is that they are all mine now, mine!"
Gou Liang emphasized rightfully.
Long Yao narrowed his eyes, took a spatula and turned a knife flower in his hand, saying invariably: "Oh, it sounds like you don't want anything that doesn't give you?"
Gou Liang was immediately reminded, grinning and revealing the sweet dimples, and went up and kissed Long Yao's cheek: "I'm kidding, you have to learn to appreciate this humor, but you lose seriously."
Long Yao accepted his temptation, kissed him back and said, "Okay, my fault."
Gou Liang hehe laughed.
However, Long Yao's craftsmanship completely surprised him. The green loofah has the name because its skin is made of pieces of silk embedded in the flesh. These silks are as dense and dense as hair. If you do not use the right method, you can only cut one-third of the melons with a belt and eat them, which is very wasteful.
However, Long Yao's treatment was not only accurate, but also proficient and quick. Circles of blue silk fell on the plate, and soon, he skillfully spared a unique flower cluster. Experts know if there is a shot, Long Yao is not just talented in cooking.
The kitchen knife touched the chopping board and made a fast and rhythmic snoring sound. Listening to Gou Liang's ear is a better melody than any music. He suddenly looked forward to dinner tonight.
"Long Yao, I didn't expect you to be so powerful. I don't know Taishan. Don't care about me."
Gou Liang completely put aside his previous suspicions and suspicions, and began to approach the quasi-chef with a smile.
The corner of Long Yao's mouth tilted up, "Isn't it meant to grab someone's heart, but grab his stomach first? I don't know others, but this sentence must be in line with your philosophy of life."
Gou Liang hehe laughed: "This is also your strategy. It seems you still have a reliable brain hole."
"You didn't say that just now."
Long Yao laughed.
Gou Liang touched his nose.
Before Long Yao did such a big move, Gou Liangfei didn't feel the slightest surprise. He got into the car and wondered if he had opened a strange brain hole.
Gou Liang suspected that he had borrowed some experience for good reason, and he knew this plot too well. Yesterday when they flipped over the world's film and television works, they saw a similar scene in the highest-rated TV series:
The hero who drove the helicopter descended from the sky, appeared in front of the heroine with a cool and unfriendly attitude, and the heroine pushed by the screaming crowd fell in front of the heroine. At this time, Gao Leng's male protagonist came to say "woman, you attracted my attention." Then, the words held by the princess were inconsistent.
And this scene has been called the most romantic encounter of the year by netizens, none of them.
Gou Liang was so scared that he went directly to the animal world to wash his eyes.
Therefore, Gou Liang, whose emotional quotient and memory are eaten by the demon mirror, cannot appreciate the aesthetics of the human body, so don't expect him to appreciate Long Yao-style romance.
Speaking of this, Gou Liang remembered another thing.
Before patronizing Tucao, he had forgotten the business, so he took the opportunity to ask, "By the way, how can you become a dragon--"
"Shh."
Suddenly, Long Yao put a finger up on his lips, glanced at the wall, and the feeling of being snooped away, he retracted his hand and said, "Little pits, those are irrelevant. After dinner, we It's not too late. "
"Oh."
Gou Liang responded with a thoughtful look at Long Yao's previous direction.
At this end, the monster who hurriedly withdrew the magic tentacles immediately returned to the room and closed the balcony door, blocking his own breath.
She dared to let go of her magical energy, and she was sure she would not be noticed by Long Yao, but she did not expect that Long Yao's keenness was beyond her expectation. It seemed that she had to think of a few ways to test him.
Alas, doesn't that human seem to be the best candidate.
An unpleasant smile appeared on the face exactly like the little fox.
upstairs.
After dinner, Gou Liang followed the steps of Long Yao who cleaned the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. The words of praise in his mouth don't fall on Long Yao like soul coins, and there is no heavy sample. At the end, he said with regret. "Unfortunately, the human race has a life span of only a few decades. When I die, you don't know who is going to be cheap for your fine craftsmanship."
He frowned slightly, somehow just complaining, but once he thought it would become a reality, he felt very uncomfortable.
Long Yao washed the dishes and turned around, "Xiaokenger, are you jealous?"
Seeing that Gou Liang didn't answer, he laughed and turned back to the cleaned dishes and drained them on the shelf, saying, "Relax, I won't cook for anyone except you."
His skillful actions made people think that he was an ordinary home man, and Gou Liang turned his head and snorted.
He didn't believe Long Yao's gossip. The Demons had no choice but to do anything to hunt for food. Alas, a proud and indifferent person like Long Yao hadn't pleased him to eat just one bite. Demon is simply the most unruly food in all time and space!
He indignantly tagged Long Yao with a label, but as long as he thought that in the future, Long Yao would also bother to please others and give food to others that conquered his taste buds diligently, he felt irritable.
What is the vision of the spicy chicken system, why did he find such a short-lived ghost for him.
When this unlucky place is dead, Long Yao's exclusive cuisine, as well as his inventory of ingredients beyond imagination, do not have to be cheaper other wild men!
If he can live a little longer ... well, it won't be long enough, if only he had the longevity of the Devil. Use the long rest of his life to empty Long Yao's private possession, and think of it as the best thing in the world——
"Little pit?"
Long Yao's voice suddenly interrupted Gou Liang's thoughts, "Ah, what's wrong?"
"I asked you, right, crying and smirking for a while, what were you thinking?"
Long Yao looked at him helplessly.
Gou Liang unconsciously touched his nose, twisted the beginning and said, "I didn't think of anything, cough, don't discuss this, can we talk about business now?" Gou Liang pointed to the place where Long Yao noticed something different before. , Giving him a questioning look.
Long Yao nodded and gave a positive answer.
Gou Liang completely relaxed and said, "Who the **** dare to eavesdrop on your corner ... isn't it the devil ?!"
Gou Liang was startled by his intuition.
Long Yao wiped the dinner plate and said indifferently: "There may be other fairies."
Gou Liang rolled his eyes and echoed in co-ordination: "Yes, you are not so surprised if you have such a big battle today."
Gou Liang himself did not believe this, his colleagues could not guess the identity of this person, only thought that he was a royal demon, but if the fairies have a little brain to know that their king is in the world, they will guess The identity of the client.
In this way, the fairies in the community are definitely afraid to sigh Long Yao, and there are not many demons who have reasons to do so.
"Seriously, if you pretend to be Dragon Qi to discuss the monster attack with the heads of the clan, wouldn't you want to play with other demon clan in and out, destroy the demon clan and raise the clan as your reserve food?"
Gou Liang looked at him suspiciously.
"Xiao Hanger, you are too clever. This idea is very good. I can think about it now-haha, don't stare at me, I just said it."
Long Yao organized the dishes, washed his hands, and led Gou Liang back to the living room. He said, "The old thing died is not yet known to the demons. I will not show up in normal years, so I will use this status to deal with it. Things, lest the tribal wars disturb us. "
He pulled Gou Liang to sit on the sofa, hugged him on his lap, and stretched out his hand to put the fruit plate in front of Gou Liang. The atmosphere of the conversation was completely inconsistent with what he said, and made Gou Liang nervous.
He picked a candied fruit and threw it into his mouth, and said, "You really don't know anything about that devil's work? It's too bad for you to be a big demon, human and demon. It ’s going to hit your door now. If you really do n’t want to get in trouble, you should quickly clean up the portal and restrain the people under you. ”
Long Yao's chin rested on his shoulder, watching his cheek bang and bang, his throat knot sliding up and down as he swallowed, and he felt relaxed and relaxed with a contented and carefree look.
He held Gou Liang's arm slightly tightened, and said, "The hierarchy of the Demons is as rigorous as the Demons, but there has never been a management concept. As long as the tribute is provided on time and in accordance with the amount, no one will care about the same. What you do, what you do. "
"Even if it affects them, will they not care?"
Goubly puzzled.
Long Yao said with a smile: "You also know that, compared to human races and demons, in fact, the demons are more willing and looking forward to the day when they will start a full-scale war. Both the Terrans and the demons are also aware that the demons are in a state of scattered sand to them The safest thing is that if the Demons are united, they will only be unlucky. So, they won't dare to fight me, they will only trade with me. "
"transaction?"
"Well, for example, the human race secretly keeps the tributes that are going to be given to the demons, as long as they give enough to stop the mouths of other demons."
Gou Liang is not surprised by such hidden rules, and only asks Long Yao: "What about you? Other demons need tribute, what can the tribe give you to allow you to trade with them?"
Long Yao froze his neck and said with a chuckle, "As long as they don't disturb our two-person world, I won't care what they do. Otherwise, stay in this world without killing them and waste air."
Gou Liang's heart was so deep that he didn't hide, he grinned.
Gou Liang fell asleep in the evening, and Long Yao contacted the system, but Xiaozhang failed to lock the whereabouts of that demon.
This is the eighth time to open the Mirror Space, because Long Yao's initial supply of magic power is insufficient, and many things in this space are out of Long Yao's control and develop in an unknown direction. The monster mirror space is just like the prisoner's monster, which is made by special rules. He doesn't dare to act lightly in this space. Otherwise, a soul body that is inadvertently collapsed and the Gou Liang and the monster mirror will be bound. Suffered irreparable trauma.
After thinking about it, Long Yao put the system back into Gou Liang's consciousness again, and he still told him: "Don't let him find you too soon, give him a little surprise."
System: ... you have been thinking about your lord.
The conscientious master of it did not find that even after Lord Long Yao awakened, even the progress of the mission was reported once again. It was completely isolated by Master Long Yao.
And the system doesn't think how pleasant Gou Liang will be when he finds him. Didn't he see that the system space is still in the hands of Master Long Yao? If this module is opened, his master will be very surprised every day, huh!
While the system clenched his grievances in the sea of consciousness, it suddenly noticed the strangeness of Gou Liang.
【Ding! Master, you have a fever, wake up soon! 】
Long Yao also noticed that Gou Liang's body temperature rose sharply for the first time, and hugged him in a hurry. "Wake up, Xiaokeng? What happened to you?"
Gou Liang woke up confusedly, swallowed saliva instinctively, and shouted uncomfortably: "Hungry, so hungry ..."
"Good, I'll just--"
"Oh, so good ..."
Gou Liang murmured unconsciously, moved his nose, followed the blueberry-flavored food that was fatally attractive to him, and grabbed Long Yao and bit it on his neck.
Sharp teeth penetrated into the skin, blood poured out, and the sound of swallowing gurgling hurriedly in the quiet room, one after another, showing the insatiable indulgence of the predator.
With swallowing, a touch of magical energy overflowed from Gou Liang's body.
[Master? Why, how do you ... Lord Long Yao, how could this be so? 】
How does the physical constitution of the host become a demon, this is not scientific!
Long Yao froze for a long while, then suddenly smiled.
——Let's accompany him for a lifetime, it will be a long time in the future.
It turned out that his last sentence meant this.
This life is not constant with his own time, but with Gou Liang's ideas. If Xiaokeng wants a longer time, he will extend the time of this space time as he wishes.
Good guy, really unwilling to reconcile, even if only returned to his own sea of consciousness, still left a puzzle that only Gou Liang can solve.
However, he liked the surprise.
Long Yao hugged Gou Liang tenderly, stroking his head and indulging the little things that had just become demons on him.
"Good, eat slowly, don't worry."
"Little pit ..."
The speed of swallowing slowly became slow, and Gou Liang slept in Long Yao's arms like a lame child.
Long Yao bowed his head and kissed Gou Liang's forehead. The soul power of blueberry touched his skin. Gou Liang unconsciously struck Tong Long Yao and hugged him even tighter. Because of his delicious food, his sweetness was exposed Dimples.
Long Yao wiped his blood-stained lips, and couldn't help but laughed in a low voice: "Greedy, it's ... hasn't changed at all."