MTL - Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin-Chapter 162 System vs system (twelve)

At that time, in Shiyu Mountain, a group of grave robbers accidentally touched the seal, which led to the birth of the Millennium Mountain Ghost. Everyone who entered Shiyu Mountain had no return, no exception.

The black magpie wants to catch the ghosts of the mountain, grabbing its essence, the white magpie wants to save the same door. So a pretending to be a scholar and a pretending to be a swordsman, pretending to be passing by Yushan when they passed by, they were thrown into the same sky pit, and they spent three days and three nights in a strange relationship of friendship.

Seeing here, Yan Jinhua recalled her unpleasant post-tracing experience.

When the two were in jail, the dark-skinned Ming Ye, often made troubles, deliberately dialed up the polite and polite Duan Shujue, and the author spent another pen and ink to describe the scholar named "Ming Ye" with first-class appearance and beautiful appearance The readers at the bottom cheered up, while scolding women as men's clichés, and chasing after the text, waiting for the author to strip off the "Ming Ye" girl's vest and make him the lord's harem. First person.

A few chapters later, the author successfully stole "Ming Ye", and personally proved that it was a fake man, and there were two Tintin, at least one more than the readers present.

As soon as the update came out, the comment area was half crazy.

Forced by readers to threaten abandonment, the author can only bravely change the article.

The black tintin has grown out, and even if he was cleaned, readers could not erase the memory of this man from his mind. Therefore, the author had to cut Shi Yushan's plot line because everyone said that they did not want to The plot continues to develop, seeing the protagonist become a cheer.

The author weakly stated in the comment area that Shan Gui is actually a good story, do you not want to watch it?

Except that some people think it doesn't matter, most people have said that they don't want to watch and get off. Lao Tzu spends money to see Duan Shu every day, you don't give Lao Tzu hydrology.

As a result, the Shiyu Mountain Line was cut in the middle, and it was briefly written. The black cricket and the white cricket were fighting for the first time because they did not look at the young and pedantic Daomen. The black cricket was defeated, and the white cricket rescued Xianmen. Everyone, since then.

But readers still feel bad.

Yan Jinhua asked in the comment area: The author, what about Shangui's millennium essence? No matter how bad it is, harvesting the mountain ghost is also OJBK.

The author replied: This is not what Duan Shu should have.

Yan Jinhua was almost stunned by the white lotus breath that flew ten miles away, and he was very angry. He even made several bad reviews and said that the protagonist had this morality, and went straight to the house, or he didn't bother him. The used ornaments were chopped and went to the palace as eunuch.

Since then, the author has not responded in the comment area.

However, the cut of the Shiyu Mountain Line directly led to a chaotic rhythm in the next line of "The Legend of the Evil Immortal King", but that was already the last word, and it will not be mentioned for the time being.

the other side.

During the break between Chi Xiaochi's sword practice, 061 also took Chi Xiaochi to review this story.

It seems that Yan Jinhua's grievances about this episode are not small, so in the last life, he not only held the sword in the stone, dared to storm the mountain, rescued all his fellow prisoners, but also upheld the righteousness, killed the mountain ghost, and killed the corpse. Bring it back, the flames of flames never extinguished, and for 49 days, Fang Lianhua produced a red heart stone.

At that time, Duan Shu was absolutely absorbed in spiritual power by Shi Zhongjian, but he never realized that he was practicing his sword in Yuguangtan with all his heart, and he knew nothing about the outside world, or even his own fate.

Chi Xiaochi commented on the banquet Jinhua said, "It's really a good man who can make a big deal."

061 shook his head: "In a way, it's a strong man." After all, not everyone can pull down their faces and steal the lives of others without burden.

061 also said, "If he puts his energy on the right path, even if he doesn't hold Duan Shujue, he will be lucky."

"Come on. Don't give him a high hat," Chi Xiaochi said. "People like this, expect him to learn? A **** passes through the brain, and how much you pull."

061 laughed for Chi Xiaochi's mouth and asked, "What are you going to do now?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Practice sword."

Doing what he wants to do for Duan Shu is one of his main guiding ideas for this service project.

And Duan Shujuan's own interest is really not much, nothing more than practicing swordsmanship and making friends.

...... Maybe there is one more snake breed now.

For a protagonist, it may be too boring.

But this is the life that Duan Shu loves absolutely, and then he has the responsibility to lay a good foundation for him.

Chi Xiaochi picked up the sword in the stone.

Under the clear blue sky, the young man dances with swords in the water, surrounded by mist, one by one, light and free, like the ink painting of the sacred hand of Dan Qing.

"……wrong."

But soon, there was a pointer sound not far away.

Wen Yujing burned incense, lying on her back, holding a book in her hand, and her hairband was scattered on the wooden chair along with the green silk.

He stared at the pages of the book and said, "There should be ventilation between the eighth and ninth styles."

Chi Xiaochi stowed the sword, held his sword on his back, and bowed slightly: "Master. The sword spectrum passed down by the ancestors is very detailed, but there is no mention of ventilation here."

Wen Yujing turned over a page of the book and said, "That's because the swordsmanship is wrong. If you don't believe it, it will be a few times."

061 has also come to the world of cultivating immortals before, and he found that the so-called cultivating immortals is nothing more than self-cultivation and cultivation of "qi", qi and god, sacred body, and trinity. With spiritual power, you can fly to the sky and do everything.

To put it plainly, what Jin Dan, Yuan Ying, Huashen, and Ascension are all manifestations of refining gas to a certain extent.

For ordinary people, the so-called "qi" is infinitely mysterious, and it takes decades and even hundreds of years to cultivate it.

For a system that is good at computing, once you have mastered the operation and arrangement of "qi", this is a set of calculations of 0 and 1.

To put it bluntly, science can promote the great progress of the cultivation of immortals.

Only after he calculated it with a scientific algorithm, he informed Chi Xiaochi of the most suitable cultivation method.

Chi Xiaochi looked at him for a while and was silent.

He thought of a summer vacation a long time ago, he took a math problem and asked him Lou Lou downstairs.

Lou Ying was making a set of physical papers. When the last finale was half way, Chi Xiaochi came to the door.

He simply pointed out the calculation method, and Chi Xiaochi did the calculation again and got an answer.

However, the standard answer given after the summer homework is completely different from the answer he calculated.

He said, "Well, wrong."

Lou Ying didn't read the answer, pulled his draft paper for a few seconds, and pushed it back: "Your answer is fine. The book is wrong."

Chi Xiaochi: "... Ah?"

Lou Ying has always been humble and courteous to anyone. Only when he is facing a field that he is good at has a unique and gentle sense of strength: "It is either wrong or wrong. In short, it is not your fault."

Chi Xiaochi turned it over, and sure enough, this whole page of answers was wrong.

He looked at Lou Ying with light in his eyes: "Brother Lou, you are so great."

Lou Ying smiled, and was glad to receive this compliment. He proofread the calculation process on the draft paper, filled in the answer sheet, turned off the timer with more than 40 seconds left, and turned to ask Chi Xiaochi: "Do you want to play a game?"

Chi Xiaochi turned his back, all in front of Wen Yujing when he was studying.

He tried his best to erase the image from the image of the man in his mind, took off his shoes, and jumped up onto the water.

I am good at controlling water, walking on water, not wet socks. However, the Tatar Sword Technique can only do more with less if it is practiced beside the Lingquan Xiushui.

He held the sword with a beautiful sword flower, and laid it flat on his palm, which was the eighth-style starting position.

On the shore, Wen Yujing held the scroll, and when Chi Xiaochi turned his back on him, he got up and walked slowly, taking off Chi Xiaochi's shoes by the lake.

Since following Wen Yujing, Chi Xiaochi's daily practice has been sword training and cat breeding.

With each passing day, he gradually learned about Wen Yujing's habits.

Similar to modern puppet cats, he has an elegant appearance, is easy to be gentle, and never lets Chi Xiaochi leave his line of sight. He likes to observe in the dark, is lazy and sleepy, and loves his bamboo deck chair.

After changing back to a cat body, he also loves sticking people, and likes to hold people, especially like being touched on the back. If he feels comfortable, he will also expose his belly.

Chi Xiaochi was skeptical for a while. He ran to Jianhui just to find a pleasing tickle.

As a result, he gained Duan Shujue. Not only did he find a pleasurable shovel officer for himself, but he also sucked in fish, killing two birds with one stone.

Before the first time, Chi Xiaochi walked the cat and said, "Master, it's too easy."

Wen Yujing lay on him, his tail swept comfortably, without fear of being offended.

Chi Xiaochi would like to follow the command of the teacher and start walking the cat.

A small group of soft, first-class feel, and after-sales guarantee, you do not have to worry about being bitten.

However, as a fish, Ikekoike cannot fully enjoy the fun of serval cats, always feeling that they will be sucked back if they are not careful.

His master was obviously very satisfied with his new apprentice, and he had to pull him to sleep every day.

Chi Xiaochi felt that this was not a normal and healthy teacher-apprentice relationship, so after coaxing Master one day, he returned to the lake, turned his tail into a fish, and lay on the rocks, trying to be a quiet mermaid.

As a result, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he found that his master was lying asleep on his tail, and his four claws were holding a large fish scale, and he used it as a bedding.

Pond Koike was instantly sleepless.

Chi Xiaochi and 061, who could not sleep, discussed whether Wen Yujing used him as an apprentice, as a pillow, or as a grain reserve.

061 said: "He just likes you very much."

Chi Xiaochi said, "I know. I also like hairy crabs, especially those with a lot of yellow fat."

061 Nijun can't help but: "Should have both."

Chi Xiaochi: "What does it mean?"

061 said, "I mean you all."

Chi Xiaochi: "..."

He supported the rock with both hands, looking at the kitten that was sleeping peacefully under his scales, thinking of the dog meat that he always joked about.

061 said: "There is still some time before dawn, and sleep a little longer."

Chi Xiaochi: "I can't sleep."

061 said, "Will you watch a movie?"

Chi Koike: "Look."

So, 061 chose a huge jade stone on the other side of the lake as a projection screen, and released an open-air movie in the moonlight. The movie is a foreign marine documentary. There are no subtitles. People on the screen read a sentence, and 061 translates it simultaneously. After a while, Chi Xiaochi fell asleep on the rocks.

061 closed the movie and said good night softly.

The kitten in his arms opened his eyes and gave a gentle glance at his beloved before continuing to fall asleep.

A breeze blew through the heart of the lake, blowing the sycamore leaves stained with cyan.

In addition to the occasional troubles, the students and the students were happy together.

Until March, Chi Yunzi approached the door and detailed the events of Shi Yushan.

He wanted to guard the Jingxu Peak, so he needed a strong disciple to come and find out. In the younger generation, Chiyunzi counted up and down, and found that only one paragraph of the book was still suitable.

Chi Xiaochi promised Duan Shu absolutely, and in private, he turned over again to "The Fairy King".

In "The Fairy King", for very real reasons, the story about the mountain ghost is not expanded, so neither Jin Jinhua nor Chi Xiaochi can open the perspective of God.

The only information they know is that Gender is a female, and she has lived for at least a thousand years. In addition, her personality and life

During the serialization period, many readers speculated that Duan Shu would have saved her life at first, was she trying to collect stamps and accept her as a harem.

In the later period, the author let Shangui appear in the update and sent Duan Shuji her new wine. She wrote that she was plain and mediocre. Except for a pair of lake-like eyes that raised the overall score, she barely counted as a handsome man.

At this point, readers think that the authors deliberately hit their faces, and they started to stir up in the comment area.

Soon after, the author embarrassed the eunuch, dropped the article, and left no more.

Chi Xiaochi would like to know what this mountain ghost existed in the author's imagination.

But the banquet Jinhua was looking forward to more than Chi Xiaochi.

Of course, he could not fall into Shiyu Mountain while performing tasks with other brothers and brothers, as it is written in the book. That was too uriney, so he lied about his discomfort and avoided the task, waiting for the first Two groups of Jingxufeng people were also folded in Shiyu Mountain. When they heard that Chiyunzi went back to the peak, they immediately slammed the door.

Plans change, and his strategy should change.

The mountain ghost is indeed a piece of fat. His paragraph is definitely a gentleman and a saint. He can't bear to kill it, so he can always go up and take a wave.

Even if he is not good enough to kill a ghost, as a millennium monster, she always has some treasures around her.

Chiyunzi was surprised when he heard the two lazy apprentices making such requests, "Why are you going?"

Yan Jinhua would be a human being, and he would not say anything to save the same door, righteousness in the world, saying: "Return to Master, after all, I have been with Master Duan for some time, I have n’t seen Master Duan for a long time, I really miss it, and now I am with you It ’s a good time to travel. I ’ve made some elixir here. It ’s not precious, but it ’s a kind of mind. I hope Master can be successful. ”

This remark was sincere and reasonable, and this stubborn disciple was very rare to ask for a job. Chi Yunzi thought for a moment and agreed, only three orders and five applications, must not be fierce and powerful, you must listen to Wen Yujing.

Hearing this name, Yan Jinhua almost vomited blood: "... Wen ... Uncle Xiao also?"

Chiyunzi said, "He prefers his new apprentice, and he is afraid that something will happen to him, so he says he will go with him."

Wen Yujing snatched Duan Shushu and picked up his orb, which also caused Yan Jinhua to dislike this person.

In private, the system gave a fate to Yan Jinhuaer: "Host, Duan Shujue is now his apprentice. He has been nailed down, but the orb must be returned."

There is no need to remind the system.

Even if Wen Yujing hid the orb, he had to try to retrieve it. In a big deal, he lied that there was evidence to witness it, and he was not afraid of his denial.

However, Rao's face is not as good as a feast Jinhua, and Wen Yujing would not have set Na Dinghai Orb with silver plating, and directly inlaid it into Duan Shuji's stone sword hilt.

Yan Jinhua: ... I fuck.

This feeling of returning to the original owner can be said to be quite bad and disgusting to Yan Jinhua, as if all his efforts to make up and down jump into useless work, everything he obtained silently from Duan Shujue will be Returned to Duan Shujue in another form.

He forced himself to calm down, and smiled and donated the precious medicine that had been stored for a long time.

This medicine was all he had cultivated in his own space, full of aura, he reserved a part of it, and the rest was intended as an excuse for goodbye Duan Shujue, and he did not intend to really give it away.

Duan Shu definitely did the same as his gentleman set, voluntarily quit: "How can I trouble the big brother?"

Yan Jinhua smiled, but if there was nowhere in his eyes, he looked at the stone sword in his waist: "Why are you polite to Brother Yan? It's not a rare thing. Since it's for you, keep it."

Who wants to wait for Duan Shu to refuse the second time, Wen Yujing takes Yaodan, takes a closer look, and speaks softly and calmly: "He is right, it is not a treasure, But anyway, it ’s something you want to take. ”

Yan Jinhua: "..."

With the approval of Master, Duan Shu thanked him and included Yao Dan in his waist pocket.

Yan Jinhua saw that the score was clear. When he untied the capsule, it was filled with golden elixir, and the elixir overflowed. One was stronger than his six.

He even heard his system take a cold breath.

... Yan Jinhua experienced the fear of Wang Kai being hit by his face with a coral tree more than three feet tall.

061 means normal operation.

He did not understand alchemy, but he had seen the best elixir in Chiyunzi. After analysis, it was proved that alchemy is not difficult. It is probably the combination of some metal elements with inorganic medicines such as oxides, sulfides, chlorides. Sift out excess mercury, use the stone powder milled by the unique three-machine stone in Jingxufeng as the main raw material, add "gas" with a purity of more than 98% in the inside, and add a simple proportional series summing formula. The calculated Σ is the volume of "qi", which is refined and concentrated, and injected into Dan, and the elixir is the whole body of gold, shining brightly, which is of the highest quality.

The essence of so-called scientific cultivation is to study mathematics, physics and chemistry, and not be afraid to travel all over the world.

The three disguised themselves and were ready to hit the road.

Duan Shujue is a young swordsman, and Wen Yujing made Duan Shujue's swordsman. The two of them are extraordinary, and they are even more precious, like Wangfuli. The little boy who secretly ran out and dreamed of martial arts. The family was not assured, so he sent the master to follow him.

In contrast, Yan Jinhua seemed extraordinarily redundant.

Yan Jinhua didn't care about this. His eyes kept on the Orb, and he talked with his teeth biting along the way. When the rain fell on the mountain boundary and fell down the mountain, Yan Jinhua pretended to be surprised and found the stone. Accessories on the sword: "Books, the accessories on your sword look familiar."

Baozhu has been properly collected by Yan Jinhua, and has never been seen by Duan Shu.

Duan Shu bowed his head, stroking the orb slightly, wondering: "This thing was given to me by Master."

Yan Jinhua said with a smile: "It's a coincidence, it's like the beads I lost in the Jingxu Sword Society."

Under the crazy hint of such intensity, Wen Yujing really reacted.

He said, "Ten years ago, I found this in a sea area. I wonder where did you get the beads?"

Yan Jinhua: "..."

How does he know that he got it in the sea?

Can there be two orbs? Or ... what is he hinting at himself? Does he know anything?

Jin Huaxu, who had wanted to sow the banquet, was shocked by the time.

Wen Yujing smiled, and then said: "The road is bright, each has its own chance, and the things are similar, which is common sense."

Yan Jinhua carefully tasted these words, and a sentence of Gan Linniang was ready.

Isn't this **** gangster killing and not recognizing? What else do you want to pick up the beads early, obviously you don't want to return it?

Shit goes all the way, is it yours that you picked up? Well shameless!

Feasting with anger, even Jinhua scolded himself in.

But he had no way to take Wen Yujing. No one had ever seen him use this bead. Even Duan Shu never knew the existence of this bead. What proof did he take that the orb belonged to him?

Yan Jinhua was disgusted and helpless by being attacked by his familiar moves.

The three turned along the mountain, searching and looking, but disappeared.

Behind the three of them, a little black snake with colorful spots in the sunlight walked silently along the tree, golden eyes stared firmly at Wen Yujing's back, and vomited a bright red snake letter.

That's what others said, Master of the Little Fish New Worship?

It doesn't look good.