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MTL - Doomsday: I Have One More Keyword Than Others-Chapter 166 angry selma
Chapter 166 Angry Selma
"Thelma, I want to close the deal with you."
"Thelma, the strongest man in the world is on this ship."
"The most beautiful sea monster in the world, I would like to spend some time with you, not for your treasure, but just for your ageless face..."
"Selma, my night sky shines because of you."
"Thelma, mine is big..."
"Selma, I will always be waiting for you at the Old York Hotel 103 in Keyin Harbor, please remember my name, Martin Plant Geoduck."
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The whereabouts of the siren Selma are erratic.
No one knows where she is, but this does not prevent the pirates from showing love to her in various ways.
Not only pirate ships, but also merchant ships, everyone hopes to be the first lucky one.
In order to get Selma, they tried their best.
The skull flag on the pirate ship has long been removed and replaced with various fish patterns to increase luck for myself.
On the sea.
Floating full of Whale, Octopus, Swordfish, Codfish, Sailfish...
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Someone wrote various courtship slogans on the sails;
Someone was bare-chested, showing muscular muscles, dancing on the deck, showing off his magnificence;
Some covered the pirate ship with flowers and fine wine;
Someone invited a singer to sing on the sea with a loudspeaker. It is said that sea monsters like beautiful singing...
Some people simply took off their clothes and showed their pride to Selma intuitively...
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The Eight Immortals cross the sea and each show their abilities.
Judging from the dress of the ship alone, it is completely impossible to tell who is a pirate and who is a merchant ship?
To be more precise, all the boats floating on the sea are courtship boats.
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Thelma wanders in the sea every day, enjoying the happiness that belongs to her alone. Whenever she is happy, she will find someone who is pleasing to the eye to make a deal.
Then, secretly watched how the person who traded with her gradually became brilliant, or went crazy!
But these days, the sudden changes in the sea completely confused her.
what's the situation?
When did she become so popular?
What are these people trying to do?
Are you going to sleep with her?
finally.
Late one night, Selma rushed onto a certain pirate ship called "Tiger Shark", and the spear touched the captain's neck, and she asked the truth.
Then.
She was outraged.
Her life has come to an end, inheriting the inheritance, begging for a child with a lot of money, and trading out all the collections she has collected over the years...
Are these people crazy?
Can you believe such outrageous rumors?
Does she need a man?
Phew!
Even if she wanted to find someone to sleep with, she wouldn’t trade all her collections with herself. Are they worthy?
She has always been the only one who entertains others, yet anyone dares to have fun with her?
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"Who? Who spread the rumors?"
Thelma's blue hair is like countless sea snakes, and it moves automatically without wind. A golden fish tail is flapping on the deck. There is undisguised anger on her pretty face. The spear in her hand is pushed forward. Pierced the captain's skin, "Tell me, who told you all this?"
"Everyone is talking about it." The captain trembled, "After Heard Island, this story spread, as if it was said by the witch of Heard Island..."
"Witch He Ya?" Thelma asked coldly.
"Maybe it's Paul the Witch." The captain aimed his eyes at the two high mountains half covered by two shells on Thelma's chest, and subconsciously licked his lower lip, "It is said that he made a deal with you. "
"Paul?" Thelma frowned, "Which Paul?"
"Paul Walls, the head of the Sea Fish Pirates, he subdued the sea monster Enke and defeated Lieutenant General Antonio." The captain said quickly, "He also reported the story of the Fish Age."
"What fish age?" The more thelma heard, the more absurd it became. It's only been a few days, and she almost doesn't know this world anymore.
"It means that the next era belongs to the era of fish. Adding the suffix of fish to the name can increase your luck." Looking at the fierce Thelma, the captain didn't know he had been fooled. He swallowed , wet and dry throat, tentatively asked, "Lord Selma, this matter is also false, right?"
"It's true." Thelma laughed back angrily.
"..." The captain was stunned for a moment, but mustered up his courage, "Then ask for a son with a lot of money?"
"You're so ugly." Selma looked him up and down, and suddenly jumped back into the water. With a flick of her tail, she quickly dived into the bottom of the sea and disappeared in an instant.
"Too ugly? Selma likes young people? But my skills are very good..." The captain foolishly stroked his beard, suddenly reacted, rushed to the side of the boat, and shouted towards the sea, "Sai Erma, don't go, I still want to make a deal with you..."
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Next.
Selma boarded a few more pirate ships to confirm the source of the rumors.
Some say it came from Ryan in Port Madoc, some say it came from pirates on Heard Island...
Although Ryan's statement is earlier, Paul's name is obviously bigger and more convincing.
That evening.
The siren went straight to Heard Island, and she wanted to settle accounts with the man who insulted her reputation.
Moreover, in her memory, she had never made a deal with that man named Paul, and she wanted to let the other party know what would happen if she offended a siren.
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"Paul, Mahamadu has increased the reward for the chart of destiny to 400,000 gold coins." Barry was promoted to the super first officer of the Sea Fish Pirates, and he seemed to be in high spirits and full of confidence in his future.
Actually, at this time, every member of the Laughing Angel is full of confidence.
Barry sorted out the information at hand, reported to Duge, and said, "Yesterday, Mahamadu's reward was still 350,000. Captain, are we sure we won't increase the reward amount? Come to trade with us."
"No need, we don't even have 200,000 gold coins." Compared with Barry, Doug seemed a bit foolish. He poured bottle after bottle of rum into the mouth of the sea monster Enke and said with a smile. , "It would be better if they don't come to trade, but if they do come, we can only **** it openly."
"Might grab?" Barry looked at Doug in astonishment.
"We are pirates. If we don't rob, we will be paid!" Duge said as a matter of course.
"However, if we post a bounty but don't pay the reward, we will lose our credibility and reputation, and we will never be able to become the king of pirates." Barry said seriously.
"When I worked with the navy, my reputation was already rotten, so I don't care if it stinks a bit more." Dug shrugged, poured another bucket of beef jerky into Enke's mouth, and said, "Barry, don't worry, you don't They would think that someone was so stupid that they would put a reward of 400,000 yuan and refuse to take it, so let’s exchange it for our 200,000 gold coins! When you meet such a guy, it’s absolutely right to rob him, he must have no good intentions.”
"..." Barry was stunned, and asked strangely, "Then what are we planning? Without the chart of destiny, we will never be able to find the scepter of the sea god. If someone else collects the chart of destiny first..."
"It doesn't matter whoever collects it." Duge smiled and stopped feeding Enke, "Barry, you have to believe in the prophecy of fate. No matter who finds the Poseidon scepter, it will eventually fall into my hands."
Ed gave Doug a strange look, not knowing whether he was really stupid or fake.
Said that he was stupid, that he could not see any benefit in what he was doing, and that with sea monsters, a surprise attack on Mahamadu would definitely achieve the best results, but he stayed put and spread the news;
Said he was really stupid, and revealed a specious shrewdness everywhere...
at this time.
Ed has secretly contacted Mahamadu.
Mahamadou asked him to continue lurking to gain Paul's trust, and later he would send him a powerful assistant to wait for the opportunity to assassinate Paul and capture the Ocean Horn.
"Captain, when will we attack Mahamadu?" Ed asked, "Keep waiting, Mahamadu and others will unite and destroy us. I heard that there is more than one artifact in the world, in case If they found the artifact to restrain the sea monster Enke, no one of us would be able to beat it."
"Wait a little longer." Duge glanced at him with a smile, "The world is not chaotic enough, let the bullets fly for a while, maybe the navy will attack Mahamadou before us?"
"How is it possible, Admiral Mikaro is not stupid?" Ed said.
"What if he loses his mind?" Doug laughed, "In the chaotic age of fish, anything can happen..."
Twenty days have passed in the simulation field, and there are still 489 candidates left. Except for Duge, no other person jumped out on his own initiative. I have to say that these people are really patient.
and.
From the analysis of various sources of information, it is impossible to analyze at all. Who among those big shots is the examinee? Who is Aboriginal?
The role-playing of these guys is so good.
certainly.
It may also be that Doug made the water too muddy, covering up their sharpness.
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As Ed said, there are other artifacts in this world, and a sea monster Enke is not safe.
The sea area is too big to fight a blitzkrieg.
Once he moves first, it is very likely that he will be targeted by others.
Dug is waiting, waiting for Vito's fox to pretend to be a tiger, and waiting for Selma the sea monster.
He felt that after so many days of fermentation, the sea monster should be able to find him.
The sea **** fell, and Jan Sini was sealed.
The sea monster and the sea monster should be the top two characters in this simulation field. If you hold them two in your hands, you will be truly foolproof.
From beginning to end, Doug was the one who cared about the Siren's collection.
Suddenly.
Lazily looking at the sea surface, Masha, who was playing with the crystal ball.
Then.
Enke also turned to the sea, vigilantly blocking himself in front of Doug.
Dug was stunned for a moment, and his perception covered the sea.
Five seconds later.
He felt a creature approaching the Avenger from the bottom of the sea.
Dug subconsciously looked at Martha He Ya.
The sea monster Enke is fine, it can hear the sound of the ocean horn hundreds of miles away, but what's the situation with the witch, isn't she only able to perceive a hundred meters?
Is it farther than the perception of the sea monster Enke?
Who is she?
(end of this chapter)