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MTL - Doomsday Wonderland-v9 Chapter 2274 Qing Jiuliu's plan for a rainy day
Chapter 2274 Qing Jiuliu's Precautions
It is said that there are only three things, but Yuan Xiangxi has been hugged by Renben five times.
However, he cannot be blamed entirely.
In the first few times, Yuan Xiangxi's hug was purely self-inflicted: he couldn't suppress his curiosity about Renben, and he always wanted to get closer, poke him with a small stick, or say a few words to Renben Then, let’s see how it responds—you know, most of the time, people have to rely on their own legs to travel, so they also have a certain freedom of movement; as a result, whenever Qing Jiu didn’t see him, he was caught Ben was hugged.
But for the fourth and fifth times, it cannot be said that it was Yuan Xiangxi's fault, because Qing Jiuliu discovered that even though the person's body was bare and nothing, he didn't know when to start, and he had some thoughts up.
At the beginning, when the person was confined, he would just stand there blankly; later, when his clothes cage took effect, he would struggle to turn his head to look at the hands of the two when he was finally free, as if he wanted to know What was it that caused him to be unable to act.
At that time, considering that once Yuan Xiangxi was hugged, it would take only a few tens of seconds for him to suffer disaster and become a second human being, so Qing Jiuliu gave him the props for manipulating clothes; unexpectedly, that human being paid attention to it. At this point, taking advantage of Yuan Xiangxi's inconvenient hands—for example, when he is a ghost and wants to eat snacks—he hugged him.
Yes, "that" human being.
The person who was hugging Yuan Xiangxi at that time was not the same as the one who was hugging the thin man now; because after Yuan Xiangxi was in danger five times, Qing Jiuliu had a defense against him.
"These human figures will become more and more spiritual." Lin Sanjiu was not surprised by this at all, and said when exchanging information, "Do you always talk to it when you have nothing to do, take it to do things, see the scenery, Does it look like a person?"
It seems that this is all based on Lin Sanjiu's experience; it is indeed the case, at least Yuan Xiangxi is.
However, under the reminder of the ghost, Qing Jiuliu admitted that he could not stay out of the matter; when they went back to watch the show, he even bought a ticket for Ben for convenience.
Lin Sanjiu also said that her humanoid objects would quarrel with her now, and the sorceress is especially hateful, she is best at hiding her head and showing her tail, and she has a lot of words in her words; after eating a bunch of ceramic tiles recently, the artist is a genius and can use three words of "ahhhhhhhhh". The sound expresses at least seven or eight meanings.
Once she has a little "spirituality", she is reluctant to see the other person as an object or a monster anymore - but Qing Jiuliu is different, he has no tenderness for this kind of white and slender thing that **** people when he sees it.
After realizing that they were all using the original human book during this period of time, his first step was to simply send it to Ji Shanqing so that it could be fed to natural enemies—after that, they Every time a new renben is created, it will be used to replace the previous one. In this way, everyone around us will always be at the most ignorant and uncivilized level.
In addition, Qing Jiuliu also made a backup method.
Even if he would give away Ben to be fed to natural enemies, he still felt that it was not enough; later, when he was shopping, he saw a TV remote control from a second-hand stall.
The circuit components in this thing are not widely used, and the performance is not strong. In the doomsday world, it is only a first-line thing better than garbage. People who ask about it are not as many as people who ask about the old teapot on the booth; When the money was about to buy, he was even taken aback.
After putting away the remote control, the first thing Qing Jiuliu did was to replace Ben who was watching this scene with his eyes open (though he had no eyes). That seems to be Renben No.3, right? It has probably become the food of a statue by now—if the statue really "eats" people.
From then on, whenever he wanted to control Renben, he would take out the TV remote control and press on Renben a few times; with the other hand in his trouser pocket, he would lightly press his thumb on the ring of his index finger. change.
Humans are also really stupid; how can the controller be a long and thin tablet full of buttons in a cage that looks like clothes? It doesn't fit at all.
Thinking about this for a long time, Qing Jiu also noticed an omission, so when he was free, he erased some of the more iconic marks on the TV remote control that would betray the essence; such as the volume keys, the streaming media logo, and channel change. Numbers... so that, at first glance, no one would immediately recognize that it was a TV remote.
The thimble on the index finger of his left hand has a double-layer structure. On the outermost layer is a small icon of a short-sleeved shirt. Once turned, the small icon is turned into the bottom layer. Only then can the human body move freely; Turn around, and a sewing machine icon appears, and the person is about to obey the order—even if it doesn't work, the sleeves and trouser legs of the clothes will forcibly pull it to obey the order.
When Renben was ordered by the skinny man to rush towards them through the woods, Yuan Xiangxi yelled several times: "Shut it up, it's coming!"
Qing Jiuliu's thumb was loosened from the ring—he had turned it around several times, but Renben's speed did not slow down at all, and he was about to rush forward. Obviously, the man had manipulated some kind of tricks regarding the effectiveness of the special item.
He quickly took out the remote control, pointed at it in front of Renben, pressed it hard several times, and then put it back into his trouser pocket, saying: "Nonsense, the clothes are useless!" Pulling up Yuan Xiangxi, Turn around and run.
"...Since then, I have been calculating, waiting for your ability to expire."
Qing Jiuliu looked at the two people tightly entwined in front of him, and sighed softly. "Your ability is really amazing. It's been almost ten minutes and there is no sign of ending... On the contrary, I can't hold on any longer."
The person who was re-immobilized lost his freedom of movement, holding his prey as if frozen together. That skinny man formed Renben, his body was bald, and all his clothes and items were completely digested. Now he was standing in Renben's arms, staring at Qing Jiuliu blankly with a blank face, not knowing what to listen to. Do you understand?
"When you attacked me, you gave me a chance."
That's what Qing Jiu said, but the look on Yuan Xiangxi's face was not very good-looking—Yuan Xiangxi smiled, and wanted to find him a silver edge from the dark clouds, and said, "Look, although I was It’s confusing, but it still plays a lot…”
"The only role you play," Qing Jiuliu said bluntly, "is to let me activate [You don't see me] on you."
The thin man and the man didn't know that the remote control was a fake, but Yuan Xiangxi knew it clearly; after the remote control landed, the biggest change was this ghost who turned his back on the battlefield—if he reminded the thin man, he would stay for a long time today and leave Out of the woods.
"The timing is really good!" Yuan Xiangxi also knows when to be sweet, "You and the remote control haven't landed yet, and I can't see you. I was thinking, is this one of yours?" A defensive method, afraid that I will take advantage of the victory to pursue..."
"Stop talking," Qing Jiuliu ordered with both arms still limp on the ground due to exhaustion, "Have you finished bandaging?"
"It'll be fine soon, it'll be fine soon," Yuan Xiangxi **** the bandages tightly, and he didn't forget to praise: "I can't see that you can bear the pain very well, and you usually look like you are enjoying yourself in time..."
"If you don't know how to boast, then don't boast," Qing Jiuliu propped up the tree trunk with one hand, put the other on his shoulder, and stood up slowly with difficulty. He looked around for a week, except for the two motionless figures, the figures on the surrounding trees also returned to lifeless because they lost their command—but they were far from the orderly and neat appearance just now up. There was even one whose neck was broken when Qing Jiuliu fought back, and his head fell to his crotch, which was connected by a fiber.
"What sound?" Yuan Xiangxi suddenly turned one ear.
Qing Jiuru also heard it.
Just like the policemen who always arrive late in detective films... what they hear now is a faint and distant sound of a copper bell.
"The owner of this forest is coming..." Qing Jiuliu sighed, and said, "Let's go quickly, otherwise he will not pay enough to keep you when he comes to see this mess."
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