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MTL - Douluo: If You Cut Me, You Will Lose the Treasure, Bibi Dong is Addicted-Chapter 246 Bo Saixi's 1476 standard photo poses [big
Chapter 246 Poseidon's 1476 standard photo poses [big chapter]
"Hey, oh, why can't you stand still? Do I have a fever?"
Jing Hongchen rubbed his head, his body swayed like a yangko dancer, if there was a thermometer at this moment, it would definitely measure his body temperature of 40 degrees.
"It's a joke, this is the first time the dean has a fever when he sees him standing there without doing anything, don't believe me!"
Jing Hongchen uttered nonsense arrogantly.
The next moment, he fell to the ground, rolled his eyes, and moaned in pain.
"Hey, hey... It's hard, why did I suddenly have a fever..."
At this moment, all the students in the dormitory were suffering, and the closer to the boys' dormitory, the faster they were recruited.
No one would have guessed that it was because Xiao Hongchen murmured "beautiful sheep" in his sleep.
"Sister Tangerine, just take a few more pictures!"
"Yeah, we haven't shot enough!"
"No more filming, no more filming, it's getting late!"
Tangerine with a beautiful ponytail took a camera and entered the gate of time and space with a group of students, and was stunned for a moment.
Why... a large piece was poured?
She survived because she had just stayed in Wuhun City to take pictures with a group of students.
At this moment, the first thought that popped into his head was to find Lin Yi to rescue him.
But Juzi was always calm, and she suddenly discovered the characteristics of this group of people who fell to the ground.
"Is this... sick?"
Related to the reward rules that Xiao Hongchen got during the day, Juzi couldn't help frowning: "It's this guy? What is he doing?!"
"Let's quickly help everyone into the room!"
Juzi didn't panic, she hung the camera on her chest, and immediately said to the twenty or so "surviving" students.
…
Lin Yi, who was in the cabin at the moment, could not predict that all the Sun and Moon Royal Academy would be absent tomorrow.
Inside the wooden house, a blue light flickered.
Lin Yi stepped back, and a girl came out from the system panel. First, she saw a pair of slender and beautiful legs, but as the wide-sleeved fairy skirt slowly fell down, only a pair of delicate jade feet were left exposed under the skirt.
This is a girl with a beautiful appearance, full of old-fashioned temperament, and her appearance reveals weakness and delicateness everywhere, but she is not the actor Liu Shishi in Lin Yi's impression.
To be honest, seeing her delicate appearance, Lin Yi really can't imagine that this is a super sword spirit...
"elder brother!"
Solanum nigrum suddenly cried out in surprise when seeing Lin Yi!
She ran over immediately, opened her arms and hugged Lin Yi's neck tightly, and bumped into Lin Yi's body, making his heart flutter for a moment.
Do spirit bodies have such a real sense of touch?
No, that's not the point.
Is there something wrong with the settings? I'm not your elder brother Long Yang!
I am not the reincarnation of Longyang, you are my sword spirit, and I am your master!
Solanum nigrum, who was wearing a wide-sleeved fairy dress, just hugged Lin Yi tightly, jumping happily, and even weeping with joy.
Bo Saixi stood quietly at the side, watching the scene before him without any emotion.
Lin Yi took advantage of this moment to look at the system panel.
【The girl who stayed behind for a thousand years, her strength comes from her longing for her brother for thousands of years...】
【The host can choose to cancel the emotion of Solanum nigrum and let it be called the master, but the strength of the sword spirit will be greatly weakened and become a high quality. 】
It turns out that calling my brother is really a special setting of a super sword spirit... so let's call it, and it won't hurt you.
"Let go of your hands first, please? My brother will give you a home."
"it is good!"
Solanum nigrum let go of Lin Yi's neck, but her little white hand firmly grasped Lin Yi's wrist, unable to bear her brother leaving.
Her teary eyes are hazy, which is pitiful.
Lin Yi took out the Shura Sword and the Angel Holy Sword, these are the two artifact entities he obtained.
Special level must be matched with supreme god, and advanced level is matched with first level god... Yes, that's it.
"Gai Nie, go and stay inside the Holy Sword of Angels."
Genie seemed to be dumbfounded for a second, but he quickly obeyed, and a white light was transferred from Shura Sword to Angel Holy Sword.
"Is this the home my brother prepared for nightshade? Nightshade likes it very much!"
"Well, brother loves you, go in."
Lin Yi stroked Solanum nigrum's head, he didn't expect to treat the sword spirit like coaxing a child.
"But Solanum nigrum is reluctant to part with brother..."
Lin Yi's head crashed, and he stared at the girl for a while, but Solanum nigrum suddenly said in a panic: "Brother, don't be angry, I'll just go in!"
She turned into a flash of blue light, and quickly got into Shura's sword.
Lin Yi held the hilt of the sword, and noticed that the breath of the Shura sword was indeed different.
During the day, Gai Nie used the Asura Sword to fight Chen Xin, and Solanum nigrum could do that without borrowing strength from Lin Yi.
In addition, Solanum nigrum also provided Lin Yi with three super sword skills.
This is really awesome.
The base damage of the Asura Sword is doubled, which is equivalent to 200% of the original damage, and three additional special sword skills are added.
Heaven did not give birth to me, Lin Xiuluo, the way of swordsmanship is like a long night!
Lin Yi put the two artifacts back into the system space.
Hey, I still feel like holding the mascot, the mature woman is fragrant, the body is delicate and soft, and the nightshade is still too small.
Lin Yi stroked the black silk, and continued to inspect today's harvest.
Three smoky fruits, let’s talk about it first.
"System, can the taste of the fruit be changed?"
【All right, please choose the following flavors: orange, strawberry, cantaloupe...】
"Durian flavor."
【OK. 】
Lin Yi finished eating the durian-flavored smoky fruit with a satisfied face. Unexpectedly, the system even changed the taste, as if he was really eating durian.
Successfully acquired the smoke ability!
"do you want to eat?"
Lin Yi held a smoke fruit and handed it to Bo Saixi in his arms.
"Master let me eat?"
"Eat it, I eat too much and can't gain the ability repeatedly, what flavor do you want?"
"What flavor does the master want me to eat?"
Lin Yi chose a banana-flavored one for Bo Saixi.
"This is also resolved."
He put the third smoke fruit on Bo Saixi's chest.
Continue to view today's harvest.
"Ultraman Transformer Turntable..."
Lin Yi read the name of the reward, and took out three big turntables.
Of course he wanted Ultraman Tiga's divine light stick the most. Seeing that Bo Saixi was still eating the fruit, Lin Yi did it himself.
Three big turntables spin together!
A minute later, he opened the shutters one by one.
The first one, [Ultraman Gaia], well, it’s not bad.
The second one, [Ultraman Dyna], is also fine.
The third one, when Lin Yi was about to open it, she turned her head and glanced at Bo Saixi. Her mouth was full of crumbs, and she even raised her head to look at Lin Yi, and handed over the third smoke fruit that was half eaten.
"Does the master want to eat?"
"No, wipe your mouth, after all, I might reward that position tonight."
"Yes, Master."
Bo Saixi immediately wiped her mouth obediently with a handkerchief.
Lin Yi nervously opened the third door.
【Ultraman Tiga】
Depend on! gold! My magic stick is here!
Lin Yi happily put the three transforming devices into the system space. Before putting them in, he fiddled with the magic light stick for a full minute, unable to bear the urge to transform.
By the way, there are also those five armored warriors.
At that time, the system commented that warriors who collected all five sets of armor could be fused into the emperor's armor.
"System, let's fuse it into the Emperor's Armor."
【Converging...Fusion successful! 】
The light flickered on the panel, and a golden belt appeared on it.
That's the Emperor's Armor Transformer.
Put the transforming device back again, Lin Yi continued to flip through the panel, and saw the magic modified Polaroid camera.
That's right! Today I am going to "replenish the magic" for Bo Saixi!
He immediately took out the Polaroid camera.
As a result, Bo Saixi was still nibbling on the smog fruit. Seeing Lin Yi's gaze cast over him, Bo Saixi politely handed over the remaining quarter of the fruit.
"Does the master want to eat?"
"Hurry up and finish eating, and then I'll take some **** photos for you."
Hey, if these portraits were given to Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen inadvertently, I wonder if these two old men will go crazy.
Bo Saixi speeded up his eating, obeyed Lin Yi's previous request, and wiped his mouth carefully after eating.
She sat on the edge of the bed in a ladylike posture, with long black silk legs slanting side by side, her thin white hands on her knees, her head slightly tilted, and a sweet smile on her lips.
Lin Yi held the camera and was stunned.
This is... a pose?
But isn’t she a doll? Lin Yi thought he had to teach her every move by himself.
After looking at the notes of the system... well, the system says that Bo Saixi has 1476 standard photo poses.
Apart from having no real emotion, she is really omnipotent!
Lin Yi immediately took a photo.
The luck bonus for a photo is 0.1%, and the cumulative upper limit of luck is 50%, so to stack Bo Saixi's luck to 50, Lin Yi needs to take 500 photos of her.
There were constant clicking sounds in the room, and more and more **** photo photos were placed on the bed.
Bo Saixi knelt on the bed with his back to Lin Yi for a while, turned his head with a sweet smile, stood on the ground for a while, raised his right leg, and gestured with scissors with his right hand.
Lin Yi thinks that the smile on her face is the core of the photo, because it is so beautiful.
Sure enough, I have to order this guy to laugh often, so that as a maid, she will be pleasing to the eye, otherwise it will be a loss!
When the 498th photo was taken, Lin Yi was taken aback for a moment.
Bo Saixi actually started to sit on the bed, flicking her skirt to the base of her snow-white thighs, while she hugged her knees with her hands and tilted her head to look at the camera, like an ignorant girl...
This angle?
Lin Yi looked at the stripped white lace in the middle, wondering if she had begun to unlock some strange photo knowledge?
But the click still sounded.
In the 499th photo, Lin Yi finally came to his senses when he saw Bo Saixi take off his high heels and approach the camera with his feet wrapped in black silk.
Fuck the system, what kind of photos did you send her? !
The first 500 photos are very sunny and normal photo photos of beautiful girls, and the middle 500 photos are a little bit unclear...
Wouldn’t it be five hundred sheets after that? Want light?
Looking at the hazy toes in the black silk in the close-up shot, and Bo Saixi's seductive expression in the long-shot shot, Lin Yi silently pressed the shutter.
In the five hundredth photo, Bo Saixi knelt on the bed, untied the tie, and lifted off her clothes, revealing one side of her white and fragrant shoulder.
She turned her head and looked to the side, her side face was full of haze and charm.
Lin Yi pressed the shutter, "click."
He asked curiously, "What if I ask you to pose for the 1347th photoshoot?"
Bo Saixi froze for a moment, first knelt on the bed, stretched her hands under the lotus leaf skirt, pulled the white lace off her legs, and threw it beside the bed.
She then sat on the bed and spread her legs in Lin Yi's direction.
"Slap!"
Lin Yi was so startled that the camera in his hand fell to the ground.
Sure enough...
Before arriving on Sea God Island, he saw tender abalone in this small wooden house, and the flavor of seafood filled the whole room.
Lin Yi swallowed, his face burning hot.
He waved his hand: "I'll just talk about it, don't take pictures."
Bo Saixi nodded in bewilderment, and then put on the white lace that had been taken off naturally.
She stood neatly by the bed, waiting for Lin Yi's orders like an obedient maid.
Lin Yi can't forget the scene just now...
After all, he is a man, so how could he have no thoughts?
But rationally told Lin Yi not to do bad things in this crude place, and the other party was a puppet, which was too insane.
He continued to flip through the system panel to check the rewards.
"Primeval Canglong Whip, five flavors?"
Lin Yi was taken aback, and read out the name of the reward.
"Let's have a taste of spicy flavor first."
The system panel flashed, and there was a gurgling sound from the steaming jar.
Lin Yi lifted the lid, and a scent wafted out immediately, filling the entire room.
The scent even wafted to the street outside, and the ice emperor on the snow turned over, with his white legs resting on the snow emperor's belly.
"It smells so good...Trojan horse Trojan horse."
Ice Empress smacked her lips while talking in her sleep.
Lin Yi looked at the things in the jar, he was not picky eaters, not to mention it was a great tonic, and it smelled so good.
Putting the lid aside, Lin Yi ate up the contents in threes and fives.
His eyes are shining, this smell! It really should only exist in heaven!
Come again!
"What kind of flavor do you want this time... Eh? There's even a Texas BBQ flavor?! Just come here!"
Lin Yi started to dry again with an altar of Primordial Blue Dragon Whip. He didn't even want to throw away the juice from his fingers, and licked them one by one in his mouth.
It's so delicious, it turns out that Di Tian's appearance is really not just pretending!
After eating two cans, there was really no room left in his stomach, otherwise Lin Yi would have had a third can.
continue!
"The whole series of big turntables are fixed... Well, with this reward, combined with the attributes of Bo Saixi's mascot and a 50% luck bonus, there is basically no need to be afraid of future big turntable draws."
After combining the rewards, Lin Yi quickly took out three big turntables.
These are the big turntables in the three bgm fields.
"It's time for you to play, Sissy."
As soon as Lin Yi finished speaking, Bo Saixi skillfully sat on his lap and lay in his arms.
As the saying goes, when a girl sits on your lap in a skirt, she is far more lethal than when she is wearing pants.
But Lin Yi wanted to say that he only saw the special products of Sea God Island a few minutes ago, and the impression in his mind is still there.
"You... you better get up."
Bo Saixi stood up obediently, while Lin Yi crossed his legs to block the gun tactically. He put three large turntables on the bed and signaled Bo Saixi to start by himself.
"The master has the desire to reproduce with me..."
"Shut up and pump the big wheel."
Lin Yi pointed at Bo Saixi with a serious expression and pointed at the three large turntables on the bed.
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(end of this chapter)