MTL - Fourth Hospital Patient Exchange Forum-Chapter 114 Forum Melee

Before going to bed that night, Yu Xiao took out the Nokia phone again, and looked at the address book again and again. She memorizes most of the nicknames in her address book so that she can immediately react when she hears someone on the morning news in the future.

After falling asleep in a daze, Yu Xiao had a dream. There was nothing in the dream, only a cat, looking at her with tears all the time.

"Ding!"

At eight o'clock in the morning, the prompt sounded, and Yu Xiao opened his eyes. She lay on the bed, her mind blank. Gradually regaining her sanity in the soft music, she couldn't help scratching her hair. She had a dream about the kitten last night.

Without the slightest doubt, that cat is a nightmare. Although Nightmare can manipulate dreams, isn't he locked in the office? This would also manipulate her dreams.

Yu Xiao blinked his eyes, thinking that Nightmare is too presumptuous, find some time to educate him.

"Sister Xiao! Sister Xiao, come and drink tea." Zhou Xiaozhen woke up very early today, and she was very energetic. As soon as Yu Xiao woke up, she brought him a cup of strong tea.

Yu Xiao got up and leaned against the head of the bed, doubtfully said: "Suddenly being so caring, did you do something bad?"

"I thought so too." Zhao Lan sat by the bed and said, "She also made me a cup of tea, but then I thought about it, she is with us 24 hours a day, what bad things can she do?"

That's right, Yu Xiao took the teacup and said, "Did you suddenly find out today that you love us so much?"

"Hmph, do you need to discover this all of a sudden?" Zhou Xiaozhen said coyly, "Don't talk, just listen to the news quietly."

"A good day starts now~ The morning news will be broadcast below."

"The day before yesterday, there was a vicious reporting incident in this hospital. The attending doctors Qiao, Gu, Luo, Qing, and Wang, a jobless wandering ghost, jointly reported without evidence that the patient in the sixth hospital was a 'deaf descendant'. This behavior is It is wrong, it is bad, and it has set a wrong example for the majority of medical workers, and has caused a bad impact on the relationship between doctors and patients. The leaders of the school held a meeting and voted to punish the above five ghosts by deducting half a year's salary and all bonuses. Those who are not working ghosts will be punished with forced labor for half a year..."

"Wow~" Zhou Xiaozhen clapped her hands, "Hahahaha... I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to them, I laughed so hard..."

Zhao Lan couldn't help but laugh too. She laughed so hard that her shoulders twitched and said, "Xiaoxiao, I think they hate you even more. But after this time, they shouldn't dare to deal with you anymore, right?"

"Who knows." Yu Xiao was very helpless, and she actually didn't want to see the attending doctors being punished, after all, she hoped for world peace. But people can't help themselves in society, and sometimes they have to do some things, "I hope they can learn a lesson."

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Broad Sea and Sky' in a hospital maliciously damaged the dungeon environment, causing serious damage to the dungeon, causing many patients to stay in the dungeon. After the decision of the Medical Dispute Office, the patient was punished by being banned from downloading dungeons for one month..."

"The sea and the sky!" Zhou Xiaozhen: "It's the sea and the sky!"

"Maliciously destroying the dungeon environment..." Zhao Lan wondered, "At the beginning, Xiaoxiao destroyed almost all the game facilities in Lolita Amusement Park, and the hospital didn't say that Xiaoxiao maliciously destroyed the dungeon. What did Haikuotian do?"

This is also the doubt in Yu Xiao's heart, the state of the sea and the sky seems not right.

"Yesterday, the runaway incident of patients in the Second Hospital came to an end with the cooperation of the three-headed dog director of the Security Department. Several patients who took the lead in rioting have been captured. The cause of the incident is still under investigation. Our hospital once again appeals to all patients, treat them You need to maintain a calm and positive attitude during the process..."

"The Wise Men's Hospital has a vacant position, and we are now sincerely looking for a cleaner. There is no gender limit, age limit, and qualification limit..."

Good guy, Qingshi hasn't hired a cleaner yet? That's right, that place has a lot of work and there's not much money to fish for, so it's really not a good place to go.

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'City of the Sky' from the Third Hospital performed outstandingly during the course of treatment, and won the honorary titles of 'Great Mother' and 'Reversed Drama'. Let us congratulate him!"

"Pfft...cough cough cough..." Zhao Lan coughed violently, his face turned red.

"It's okay, just report the nickname." Zhou Xiaozhen said: "Everyone doesn't know Xie Ping's real gender, otherwise Xie Ping will definitely be popular."

At this time, in a certain ward of the Third Hospital, Xie Ping listened to the news expressionlessly. Suddenly he became mad silently, grabbed the pillow on the bed and threw it around.

And a post appeared very quickly in the forum of the Third Academy.

【what? I've seen this city in the sky before, it's a man. 】

The post became a hot post in just one minute.

[Male mother? ]

[The landlord expands to talk. ]

[Shouldn't men be great fathers? ]

[Shouldn't the focus be on having children? Can you still give birth in a hospital? ]

[But he is a man. ]

[I didn’t say it was born by him, maybe it was born by his girlfriend. ]

[But he is a great mother. ]

[…]

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Zhuge Liang Huoshao Pansidong' from the Fourth Hospital won the top spot again. Let us congratulate him. The patient performed well in the course of treatment and won the titles of 'Bad Dad Who Cheated During Pregnancy', 'The Man Lao Wang Cares Most' and ' The man Lao Wang hates the most" these three honorary titles, let us give him warm applause!"

"..."

Yu Xiao's ward in the Sixth Hospital fell into an eerie silence. The three of them looked at each other, and finally Yu Xiao laughed out loud.

"Pfft... ahahahahaha..."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "Hahahahaha..."

Zhao Lan beat the bed hard, wiping away tears while beating.

"I can't die..." Zhou Xiaozhen called for help with her face flushed, "I can't breathe."

Yu Xiao also began to have difficulty breathing, she wanted to stop, but she couldn't stop at all. Her thighs were almost turning purple, but she still couldn't stop.

"Sisters, the time for revenge has come." Yu Xiao said, "I decided to call Luo Jin after the news is over, and I want to give him my kind regards."

"Hahahaha..." Zhou Xiaozhen, who was already having difficulty breathing, laughed wildly again, "Smile... sister, I... need to watch four... hahaha forum..."

Contrary to the cheerful atmosphere in their ward, the No. 1 ward of the Fourth Hospital was filled with boundless silence.

Luo Jin sat motionless on the chair like a statue, every pore on his expressionless face read "Don't care about me". In his slightly dull eyes, every thread of blood reads that the speaker is dead.

Lu Xun was sitting next to him, with only a small table between them.

Lu Xun raised his head, his eyes didn't blink, his mouth was slightly open, he held the teacup in one hand, and gently covered his mouth with the other hand. Although his body didn't move, his heart and soul were dancing wildly at this moment. He showed the perseverance that he failed to show in the college entrance examination back then, and managed to maintain his current quiet demeanor.

It wasn't that he was deliberately suppressing himself, but because he knew that once he laughed out loud, he would most likely say goodbye to this beautiful world.

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Ma Xiao's Forever God' in the fourth hospital performed excellently in the course of treatment and won the honorary title of 'Dead Child Without Father and Mother'. Let us congratulate her."

"Pfft!" Zhou Xiaozhen slumped on the chair weakly, "I can't do it anymore, I really can't stop laughing."

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Heir of the Deaf' from the Sixth Hospital continued to top the list. Let us express our warm congratulations to her. The patient performed well in the course of treatment and was awarded the titles of 'Reversed Drama', 'Good Friend of Gluttony' and 'Severe Torture'. Let us give her three honorary titles, "The Scoundrel Who Extorted a Confession"!"

"Wuhu~" Zhou Xiaozhen congratulated Yu Xiao, "Sister Xiao, you have turned over, you have finally turned over in terms of titles, and your titles are very good this time."

Yu Xiao smiled quite reservedly and said: "Oh, it's just the title, the important thing is the points, nothing else is important, I've already looked past it."

"...The patient nicknamed "Fulu Shop Three Points One" by the Sixth Hospital performed excellently during the course of treatment and won the honorary title of "Deadly Screenwriter". Let us congratulate her..."

"..."

"Wait." Yu Xiao raised his hand, "Who was here just now? It seems that the title just now can be given to Xiaozhen."

Zhao Lan nodded seriously, "Not only the title, but even the nickname seems to belong to our ward."

"It's too much!" Yu Xiao was angry, "Someone is robbing us of business? There are still geniuses like me in this world? Are you selling three points?"

"Hey hey..." Zhou Xiaozhen couldn't be more proud, "Actually, that's me~"

Yu smiled: "What?"

Zhao Lan: "You said that one-third of the talisman store just now was you?"

"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaozhen said dignifiedly and reservedly: "I got a name-changing card from Lu Xun, and I remembered what Sister Xiao said, that she wanted to make the talisman shop bigger and stronger, so that it could be done in six hospitals. A large talisman wholesale store for business. I thought, is there a better way to increase the popularity of our talisman store than advertising on the morning news? So I changed the nickname."

"This..." Yu Xiao was moved. She jumped off the bed and hugged Zhou Xiaozhen, "Woooooo...Xiaozhen, you are so kind."

"Hey." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "I'm doing this so that we can get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible."

"I think this name change card should be for me." Zhao Lan said very seriously: "After all, I didn't think of a nickname before, and I found a problem."

Yu Xiao and Zhou Xiaozhen who hugged each other like a pair of conjoined twins turned their heads at the same time, "What's the problem?"

"Even if everyone in the six hospitals knows about our talisman shop." Zhao Lan spread her hands, "Then how should they contact us?"

"..."

Yu Xiao and Zhou Xiaozhen fell into deep thought at the same time.

Before they had time to think clearly, their thoughts were interrupted by the news that followed.

"The following is a missing person announcement. Mr. Gluttony from the basement is looking for his friend. Mr. Gluttony said: 'Ah! My dear friend, do you know that I am thinking of you? Ah! My dear friend, please contact me , your lonely friend gluttony is waiting for you, please don't let your friend down!' That's all for this news story..."

Zhao Lan and everyone looked at Yu Xiao, "Xiaoxiao, you seem to be in trouble again."

"Gluttony is looking for you, he asked you to contact him." Zhou Xiaozhen: "Do you care about him?"

"...Ignore it." Yu Xiao said seriously: "These ghosts must have no good intentions, and I will not contact him."

"I'm afraid he will come out like a nightmare." Zhou Xiaozhen tapped her fingers on the table, "And keep him in the office then?"

"...How is it possible." Yu Xiao was speechless, "He is different from Nightmare, he shouldn't be able to escape so easily, right?"

In fact, the real reason why Yu Xiao didn't want to contact Gluttony is that Gluttony approached with a purpose, unlike Nightmare, who just wanted to leave the dungeon and find a companion. Gluttony must have his own purpose. He is not the attending doctor, there are not many rules to follow, Yu Xiao dare not deal with him often.

Never mind so much, Yu smiled and said, "I want to call Luo Jin, do you want to go together?"

"Hey, gluttony is looking for Yu Xiao." Lu Xun, who was silent for a long time, wanted to find something to say, "Hehehe... Yu Xiao is really strange to provoke N..."

"What are you laughing at?" Luo Jin asked.

"I..." Lu Xun was dumbfounded, "Did I laugh?"

"You laughed." Luo Jin: "Who are you laughing at?"

"I... I'm just laughing." Lu Xunren froze, "Yu Xiao, she's being targeted by ghosts again. It's funny."

"Gourd baby~Gourd baby..."

The sudden ringtone of the mobile phone saved Lu Xun, and he quickly said: "Your mobile phone is ringing, someone is looking for you, answer the phone quickly."

Luo Jin answered the phone slowly, and Yu smiled on the speakerphone. Upon hearing Luo Jin's voice, Zhou Xiaozhen couldn't help laughing, "Pfft."

Luo Jin's face turned dark immediately, Yu Xiao held back a smile and said, "Luo Jin, you have to thank me, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have won so many titles. These are all points, others want to earn How difficult is it to get points? But I helped you get so many at once... Dudu..."

"Hey?" Yu Xiao picked up the phone, "He hung up, what a man without a heart!"

Lu Xun had never seen Luo Jin with such an ugly face, he lamented in his heart, it was all retribution, who made the two of them like to watch Yu Xiao's jokes before. Today is not suitable for talking, so he is going to browse the forum to pass the time.

Who knew that just after opening the forum, this was the first thing that caught my eye.

[Zhuge Liang burned Pansi Cave to surpass the heir of deafness! 】

At a glance, Lu Xun still doesn't understand what this means? Wasn't Yu Xiao always the most popular in the forums of the Fourth Academy? Why did Lao Luo surpass Yu Xiao without saying a word?

Click in and see, the main building says so.

[hhhhhhh... I originally thought Long Jie's titles were enough to show off, but I didn't expect that in the show, there is someone in the show, Zhuge's title is really amazing! ]

Lu Xun: "..."

The corner of Lu Xun's mouth twitched, he endured it for so long, and finally succeeded in this post.

"Pfft!"

In the next second, Lu Xun quickly closed his mouth tightly, but soon he felt a shadow cast in front of him. Raising his head, Luo Jin was standing in front of him, his fists clenched.

[I heard that Zhuge and Long Jie formed a team this time, and I discovered a rule, but anyone who forms a team with Long Jie can more or less get the title. Especially this time, Zhuge got three at once! ]

[I don't care about three or three, I just want to know who Lao Wang is? Is it male or female? ]

[There seems to be only one attending doctor named Lao Wang, and that is the former mortuary Lao Wang. ]

[Fucking Old Wang has come out of the rivers and lakes again? ]

[I want to know what Zhuge went through. ]

[Upstairs wants to know what Lao Wang did to Zhuge, right? ]

[How can you defile someone's innocence out of thin air? ! I want to know what happened to Zhuge's first title, the title of Bad Dad Who Cheated During Pregnancy? Who did Zhuge impregnate? Who is he cheating on? ]

[Holy shit, combined with the context, it could be that Old Wang is pregnant, right? ]

[The speculation upstairs is too scary. As someone who has experienced a copy of the mortuary, I am going to have a nightmare tonight. ]

[I've never been to a mortuary, I like this kind of speculation, more! ]

[Has anyone noticed the great mother of Sanyuan...]

"Hahahahaha..." The laughter of the three of Yu Xiao, who was watching the Forum of the Fourth Academy together, was earth-shattering.

"It's so uncomfortable!" Zhou Xiaozhen slapped the bed, "I really want to post in the forum of the Fourth Academy!"

"Even if you can post, you can't talk about it." Zhao Lan said: "Xiaoxiao has promised them not to tell the situation of the dungeon."

"Who said that?" Yu smiled and said, "I only promised not to talk about Xie Ping and Liu Sisi's situation in the dungeon, and I didn't promise them not to talk about Luo Jin."

"Hey hey hey... keep going." Zhou Xiaozhen never let go of the corner of her mouth, "I still need to read other posts."

[Today is a day to learn from Zhuge! 】

[As we all know, I have made a post about learning from Long Jie, but today I want to learn from Zhuge. First of all, let's analyze Zhuge's three titles. The bad dad who cheated during pregnancy, the man Lao Wang cares about the most, and the man Lao Wang hates the most. ]

[squat! ]

[Put your **** lightly. ]

[Squat squat squat! ]

[First, let’s analyze the bad dad who cheated during pregnancy. As the name suggests, Zhuge must have cheated, and he made people or ghosts pregnant. At present, there are the following questions, whether it is Pharaoh or someone else who is the first to conceive. If it was someone else, then Zhuge's cheating partner would probably be Pharaoh. If it is Lao Wang who is pregnant, then it is worth thinking about how he did it... In short, the above are all reasonable speculations I made based on the existing clues. If I am wrong, Zhuge can come out to refute me.

And what we can learn, the most critical part of earning this title is that we have to impregnate a being. This existence can be a human, a ghost, or even neither human nor ghost. My personal suggestion is that it is too difficult to follow suit. ]

[Zhuge! Zhuge, come out! Someone slandered you like this, come out and clarify! ]

[Upstairs, do you want to see more excitement? ]

[I don’t think it doesn’t matter if Zhuge gets out. This time, our Fourth Academy’s team is not only Zhuge, but also the holy monk and two other people. ]

[I remember that one of them wanted to sell five-point talismans, and the five-point talisman shop opened yesterday. ]

[Reply at the bottom of that post! ]

[…]

So the post Wang Chun posted last time was pushed up again.

[What happened to this dungeon? What happened to Zhuge's title? ]

[Come out! You have the ability to sell talismans, you have the ability to come out! ]

[If you come out to speak, I will immediately buy you ten talismans. ]

[If we don't come out, we will unite to boycott your talisman shop! ]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...]

It's a pity that Wang Chun and Liu Sisi have been playing dead and never came out.

"Look at another post." Zhao Lan said, "I seem to have seen a post about you just now."

I clicked it out and searched casually, and found a post about Yu Xiao.

[Bet whether the gluttony will chase Long Jie out this time! 】

[The host bet that gluttony will come out after a point gluttony. This is already the second ghost who is crazy about Long Jie. I, Long Jie, are the best! ]

[But this time they are just good friends, Long Jie did not get the love of gluttony. ]

[It doesn't matter whether you love her or not, I'm just envious of Long Jie's popularity... ghost fate, that's great too. ]

[I think Zhuge is not bad...]

[Everyone, go and see! The owner of the five-point talisman shop came out to speak! ]

"Damn it! Wang Chun came out to talk?" Zhou Xiaozhen was so impatient that she started to do it herself, "Hurry up, hurry up, cut out!"

Needless to say, Yu Xiao immediately clicked on it, and saw the unusually eye-catching title as soon as he went out.

[I am Di Jia, the owner of the talisman shop, and my husband. 】

[I have seen everyone's speculation about this dungeon in the forum, and I want to say that even if you threaten me not to buy my talisman, there are some things I can't say, and there are only a few things I can reveal. But if I can disclose it, I will definitely say that I hope everyone will keep their promise and go to my talisman store to buy talismans. ]

[Fuck! squat! ]

[Hurry up! ]

[First of all, this old Wang is indeed the old Wang of the mortuary, he changed a copy and continued to be the attending doctor (suspecting that there is a ghost). Secondly, someone is indeed pregnant, but not Pharaoh. If the cheating partner... is indeed Lao Wang, but this is a last resort, in order to pass the dungeon, it is not easy for Zhuge. ]

[So who is pregnant? Zhuge girlfriend? ]

[Is Zhuge sacrificing his appearance and committing himself to the old king in order to pass the dungeon? ]

[Fucking old Wang, how about this? ]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ]

[Zhuge’s sacrifice is too great, it’s not easy to earn some points. ]

[Can you expand on this? ]

[Fuck! Everyone go and see it! Zhuge posted it! ]

[Fuck, after so many years, Zhuge also posted? ]

"Quick, quick!" Zhao Lan grabbed Yu Xiao's arm and shook vigorously, "Luo Jin posted, I want to see it!"

"I know! Don't shake my hand!" Yu Xiao frowned, and clicked out extremely quickly.

[Don't blame me for being unrighteous if you are unkind! 】

[I am Zhuge Liang Huoshao Pansidong, don't you want to know the origin of my title? I can also tell you the origin of more titles, such as the title of Ma Xiaoyong's god's title "Dead Child Without Father and Mother". She is the child born to the person I cheated on, and she called me dad more than once in the dungeon.

By the way, she almost died in the dungeon, but fortunately she was rescued by us without any danger. Luckily for her, despite eating a lot of rotting meat, a lot of live maggots, she is still healthy...]

[Fuck! ]

[It's so exciting...]

[I'm eating! ]

[It's so miserable, Ma Xiaoyong's **** has encountered this...]

[It seems that this dungeon is really difficult! ]

[Zhuge! I **** your ancestors! You promised not to spread the word about me! That being the case, who is afraid of whom? Let me tell you, Zhuge took the initiative to seduce Lao Wang, and he and Lao Wang spent a long time alone. During the period, someone heard Lao Wang say that Zhuge can only belong to him, and if Zhuge dares to run, his legs will be broken...]