MTL - How Can I Get Confused with the Top?-Chapter 24 Internal entertainment pills

A user whose ID is the director of the Anti-licking Bureau uploaded a small video similar to candid photography on Weibo, titled "Internal Entertainment Pills, How Low is the Barrier to Become a Singer".

[Be the selected teenager, become the audience of the latest issue of I Really Singer, how can I put it, wasteful singing is good, the level of Uncle Dictionary is YYDS, and Yingying’s tone is also my favorite, but—is someone here to laugh? Not to mention Maiba at this level, my teenage nephew is even better than him. I don't want to say anything about it, you can feel it for yourself. #Internal entertainment threshold#, #Someone sings#]

Singing has feelings, how to define it, the exit has a story, can let the audience substitute, the sound has texture, etc., but no matter which one needs completeness, otherwise it will not feel at all.

There is no doubt that the director of the anti-licking bureau is a trumpet made by Mango Satellite TV. The video is also a specially "edited" candid video, and selected excerpts from Chu Zhi's out-of-tune and broken voice. The lyrics are not complete. The effect is "pleasant".

In addition, in the early stage, the navy helped fuel the flames, and in just one afternoon, #國家書门# and #的人歌声# quickly climbed the hot search, attracting the attention of water friends. It's an old tradition. More than half of the news you see on Weibo is what others want you to see.

Sand sculpture netizen hee hee hee: [My Pangu Donghuang Taiyi and Yamucha know that the steel ball's singing skills are poor, but I didn't expect it to be so bad. ]

Silent Momo: [Chu Zha's three-year-old fan tells you that this is his true level. The previous performance of "Wind Blowing the Wheat Waves" was exceptional. ]

Qin Han Tang Song Yuan: [@Antilicking Bureau Chief _ went to the scene, who is the guest of the raid, I bet with my friends, it must be Yao Wen, if it is Yao Wen, she will be my girlfriend, right? ]

The director of the Anti-licking Bureau replied to Qin Han Tang Song Yuan: "Hey, the show hasn't aired yet, so it's not convenient to say..."

Jinzhigong: [What are you afraid of? Don't you know that Mango TV has a million late stage, when we watch it, we hear something else. ]

Drunk Dream Scholar: [This level is probably going to require thousands of tuners. Speaking of which, I went to Yuzhuang today and asked the boss what the signature dish is. The boss said that pickled fish and spicy fish are all good, but lei fish is not good, I asked why Ah, the boss said that the fish is over! ]

All kinds of strange replies to messages, as well as playing with homophonic stalks, all criticized the situation of loud white voice, out of tune and broken voice.

"Foreigners watched Silent, and Chinese people cried when they watched it. So this is a singer? ", "Am I really a singer? Or am I really a star", "I finally understand why the songs are getting worse and worse"...

Marketing accounts and self-media also came, adding more fire.

To make a small distinction between melon fields, the T0 location for eating melons is Weibo, then T1 is Douban, Zhihu, followed by T2 echelons are Moments, QQ Space and Station B, you can see the speed of eating melons on Bilibili It's relatively slow, but about this matter, several UPs have lost their videos and found a UP master who has more dry goods.

Up master "I want Long Aotian in my science department", the title is "We Rationally Analyze the Singing Skills of Former Top Chu Zhi"

In the video, he first explained the basic concept of sound mixing—

[The strong mix, the weak mix, and the balanced mix are all from the sounding position.

The chest voice is too strong. It is the strong mixing we have seen. It can be used to soar high notes and has penetrating power. The strong mixing of the uncle dictionary is stronger. Sound is unscientific. Chest sound is the resonance of sound waves in the mouth and throat, and the sounding position sounds in the chest cavity.

Weak mixing is that the head voice exceeds the chest voice. It sounds not just a low voice, but a weak voice with quality. It is mostly used to sing lyrical songs. The resonance position of the head voice is in the nasal cavity, and the sound is heard between the eyebrows and the top of the head.

Balanced mixing, as the name suggests, is the balance between the chest voice and the head voice. It is also the most commonly used technique. It increases the thickness of the lyrics. Why do many singers feel something when they say something? , the sound does not resonate. ]

I also want Long Aotian in the science department. This UP master is a music student. Not every liberal arts student has a bad science degree, but definitely most of them. He is one of them. From his name, we can see how much he has been abused. awful.

[Individually, I am a pop music student. I know that it is common sense that a singer's level cannot be judged from his singing of a certain song. Let's find more videos of Chu Zhi's previous performances.

On the variety show last year, it can be seen that he has not found a suitable vocal position, but his vocal range is relatively wide, but he has no expressive point in the treble and mid-bass areas.

Last year's concert, I would like to call it a reverse evolution stage, not only did the above problems not solve, but two new problems were added. As contrived as clips on the Internet. And I don’t know if it’s because the journey is too tiring, the vocal function of the body is getting weaker and weaker, the breath is not enough, there is always an illusion of being out of breath, lack of practice, and singing out of tune several times. ]

There is reason and evidence, each segment is to find out the video, the netizens of the bullet screen have said "talk and don't put the reason", "so embarrassing that my toe is digging a Dujiangyan", "I immediately sat up from the bed after listening to it, and I also Be a singer!" Wait.

In the past, Chu Zhi's videos appeared on Bilibili, and they were basically "Brother is so handsome", "This voice is so good!", "Jeuizi", there is a big gap between the popularity and the unpopular.

[In "The Wind Blows the Wheat Waves", you can clearly hear that Chu Zhi tried to mix with his head. Even if it is a little embarrassing, he can still hear that he is using skills, he has more breath, and the artificial tail sound is also removed. , there is progress, but this progress is not enough to become a professional singer.

The videos that broke out on the Internet are fragmented and can’t be heard in full, and they can’t be used for analysis at first, but combined with the previous performance, it is clear at a glance that they are all old problems, the breath is unstable, and the pronunciation position is not found, so the sound is very If it doesn't sound good, it's too hard to roar with your voice, the chest doesn't have enough breath to support it, and it's normal to have a broken voice. Personally, I think that Chu Zhi has never been a singer, not to mention singing with emotion, it's too difficult, and the skills alone are completely unqualified.

We can't generalize either, the humming of the wind-blown wheat waves is definitely a god! Don't ask me how Chu Zhi did it. The question is about her vocal talent. Those who say it's a late-stage tuning will be a bit embarrassing. If the late-stage tuning can tune to this level of humming, anyone can be a singer. ]

The video has become popular on the homepage, and the UP owners in the ghost animal area are eager to try it out, and they are all ready to use the clips to make ghost animal videos.

The post-00s and post-90s are people with attitude. On Bilibili, they use ghosts to express their disgust for a star, and to express their love for a character and star...and ghosts.

Obviously, Chu Zhi belongs to the former.

No one has noticed whether there is a problem with the account of the "Director of the Anti-licking Bureau", because it is not important at all, and even the subsequent reports, the whistleblower has been downplayed, and what has caused heated discussions is the lower limit of internal entertainment.

Chu Zhi's badness is synonymous with that. He has been a little fresh meat in the world for a long time, whether it is in the music world or the film and television circle.

A target just came out. What's even better is that this target has not been maintained by iron powder, so you can scold it.

Fortunately, the main owner of Chu Zhi's Weibo has closed the comment function, otherwise many family members would not be enough to comment, not to mention that Chu Zhi has no relatives.