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MTL - How Could This Cat Tease Me?-Chapter 24 What an intimacy method?
Xia Rong feels that he will be embarrassed. What Su Chi said just now must take more than 90% of the responsibility-what "if you want to change back quickly, you can have more How close is intimacy? "It ’s hard for any normal adult to want to be crooked, right? !!
However, Xia Rong immediately found out that he really wanted to be crooked. After all, in their current form, whether it is to let the cats or the cats come to Japan, it is really heartbroken! Humans and cats are different, adult males and unsterilized male cats, even more different!
... wait, he's a male cat right now?
Xia Rong quickly sat down on the camera cover, spread out two cat legs, and lowered his head to confirm-that's great, the egg is still there!
Anxious to see the existence of the egg, Xia Rong forgot about the presence of the onlookers for a moment, until he heard the light laughter from his head, he heated his face fiercely. Because the place could not be moved in a small place, he could only temporarily lean his body forward, with two meat arms in front of him, and hurriedly blocked the scenery between his legs.
"What's so nice about cat eggs, I don't have none." Su Chi laughed and laughed at him, suddenly distracted by his ears, and gently dialed with his fingertips, "Where is your ear? A piece? "
"Huh?" Xia Rong shook his ears.
"A small piece is missing." Su Chi looked serious, "Why do you think this? The change of cat form is based on me, or as you said, it may be existing with reality. Cats swap? "
"What kind of gap?" Xia Rong also thought about it, as if thinking of something, reaching out his "hand" to touch his ear, but the cat's paw pad was round and soft, and he was not very comfortable for a while. I didn't feel anything at all, and soon became discouraged. "Forget it, there is no mirror here, let's talk about it later. Now hurry up, uh ..."
He stunned for a moment before he continued: "Why, how, how intimate?"
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"According to my own experience." Su Chi really paid close attention to the time, and did not forget to hold Xia Rong's furry back in the gap between the "explanations". "The effect of skin contact is the most common, and the larger the contact area, the more Good; then the body fluid contact, this body fluid contact should be two-way. At present, I have only tried saliva. Compared with skin contact, the effect is almost a geometric increase. According to this rule, the best effect should be saliva exchange, or directly the body fluid. Exchange, although I haven't tried it, is still in the guessing stage-but theoretically, I personally think that should be the case. "
Su Chi's narrative is clear and rigorous, just like giving a report at an academic conference ... However, Xia Rong still caught the flash point: "... when do you try? Saliva? "
Su Chi: "..."
"When is it called? I licked you many times. Like this." Su Chi only stunned for a moment, and then he spontaneously continued the conversation. He reached out and put his fingertip next to Xia Rong's cat. Beside the mouth. This reminded Xia Rong that Su Chi had licked his finger many times, intentionally or unintentionally, while he was in the form of a cat, and he didn't want to crook at the time: what is it to make a cat lick?
In the final analysis, the reason why Xia Rong now deviates to Java when he thinks of "salary contact" is not to blame Su Chi's "intimate theory"!
After successfully throwing the pan in his heart, Xia Rong also worked hard to restore normal tone: "Oh, oh, so, what is the saliva exchange, what, what, kiss? If not, then I spit, you spit, we spit Wouldn't it be nice to mingle together? "
"It's not saliva exchange, it's polluting the environment." Su Chi Renjun couldn't help but, "If you want to do this, either I drink your saliva or you drink my saliva. Beforehand, I have a slight cleanliness. In non-special circumstances, I It is impossible to drink your saliva. "
……gross! Xia Rong changed his thoughts and was immediately disgusted by the imagination. Sure enough, he gave up this plan!
Due to his upright focus on transposition thinking, he did not notice the deep meaning hidden in Su Chi's phrase "under special circumstances".
"Time is tight, let's hurry up." Su Chi took out the wipes he had just asked the staff and wiped his hands, looking earnestly at Xia Rong, "Saliva exchange and body fluid exchange are currently unrealistic, you. With so many fluffs, it's not very convenient for me to come. Efficiency is paramount, let's start now— "
After much deliberation, it seems that this is really the only solution!
The orange cat version of Xia Rong opened his mouth so vaguely, holding a finger in front of the two-footed beast, and licked it dumbly.
When he licked half of Su Chi's fingers, Xia Rong felt a little bit dry—
Strange, why did Su Chi lick his fingers so many times before, he was frank and didn't feel anything at all. Why was it his turn this time, and he felt smoke on his head, and his face was burning? ? Fortunately, his face was thick and he could not see whether he was blushing.
By the way, it must be that he is holding Suchi's fingers, licking up and down, and licking up and down carefully. It's too easy to make people think!
Xia Rong prayed in tears at the bottom of his heart: Hurry up and change back to human shape ... Let this shame play end soon!
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Su Chi has been quite quiet since he contributed his fingers. He allowed the little orange cat to lick and lick. After a while, he raised the other hand, holding Xia Rong's mouth, and touched his teeth with his fingertips. .
As soon as Xia Rong turned his head, he heard him say, "From the perspective of the wear of your lower jaw incisors, your body should be between one and a half and two years old. Strange, it is almost exactly the same as my own wear and tear ... The two cats that we have changed are actually connected? Twins ...? "
Xia Rong finally had a chance to despise Su Chi, and his fingertips were in his mouth, so he couldn't bear to vaguely vomit: "A silver gradual English short and a Chinese rural orange cat are Twins? Do you scatter around? "
Su Chi looked seriously: "Maybe we don't know much about cat breeds. You are not full orange, but light orange and milky white. Maybe you are creamy and white Scottish Fold? Japanese shorthair cat? The appearance is not so good ...? "
The last sentence successfully angered Xia Rong, and a meat pad shouted at Su Chi's hand: "Get out of it! Will I be handsome!"
... Although I still can't see what I have become, Xia Rong firmly believes that even if he becomes a cat, he must be the most handsome and shining one among the cats!
Su Chi grinned and rubbed his paw pads: "I'm sorry, it's not that you don't look good, but it doesn't look like English short ... Now, regardless of twins or brothers, I still think we have changed these two cats, must be There is some kind of connection. Otherwise, I wo n’t be transformed, only you can be sensed in the meditation, and only the two of us can understand each other's calls, which should also be a kind of close contact prompt."
"I have a guess." He thought for a moment, and said, "I think the two of us are in intimate contact, but are actually absorbing or replenishing some kind of energy? The reason why different levels of contact have different effects is because of the energy. In the counterpart ’s body, the closer it is to the body, the greater the energy concentration. Therefore, the effect of skin contact is less than saliva contact, and body fluid contact is less than body fluid exchange ... When the energy accumulated in the body is sufficient, it can support it. We switch between the body of a cat and a human. This is probably because the body of a cat consumes less energy than a human body, so it takes more effort to change from a cat to a human? "
He said here, and suddenly he said, "If so, would the blood effect be significant? Otherwise I ..."
Xia Rong found that Su Chi was amazingly mobile—although he still said "or else ..." on his mouth, he had decisively pulled out his fingertips that were wet with Xia Rong and looked at his mouth. Free delivery-this is the rhythm of bloodletting on the spot without thinking about it!
Xia Rong quickly dragged Suchi, two meat claws clinging to his fingers: "Don't make trouble! I don't drink your blood! Don't move!"
Su Chi looked down at him, as if he was confirming whether Xia Rong was disgusting or distressed. After a while, he sighed gently and returned his fingers to the little orange cat's mouth: "... follow you."
Regarding Su Chi's conjecture, Xia Rong actually understood. At this moment, he re-skilled Su Chi's fingers skillfully and analyzed: "You said, will it be like the common setting in novels and cartoons, in some cases When a person's body wears out too much, in order to save energy, will he shrink his body, or simply return to his young body? "He looked at Su Chi's robe and big sleeves at the moment and quickly thought of a martial arts character," — —Just like Tianshan Tongyi, people become little girls, let's become cats? "
Despite that, Xia Rong quickly couldn't help doubting himself, and muttered, "... but Tianshan Tongxun has trained the magic of returning to old age. We haven't? Uh ... don't you?"
Su Chi squeezed his fleshy cat face with a kind of amusement and amusement: "How could I have it. Forget it, don't worry about the reasons, let's think about where to start. Yu Yu's piece of jade is a clue, After that, we can test him, or find another expert; another clue is that the two cats we have changed, and there is a connection problem between them. Perhaps, we can find the relationship between them by confirming their relationship. A method of stable energy transfer between cats and humans. "
"My dad also knows a lot of masters and so on, ask them to try it first." Perhaps it was Yu Lao's "God of God" performance that cast a shadow on Xia Rong, anyway, he didn't want to explore the first line, Instead, I focused more on the second clue, "The types of relationships that require intimacy are either relatives or lovers. You say that the two cats are similar in age, but they are not twins or brothers. Well, it's very likely that it's a plum tree ... Oh, no, aren't these two male cats ?! "
"What's wrong with the male cat?" Su Chi smiled. "What do you say about the green plum?"
"... Ki guys?" Xia Rong was still a little unbelievable. "Cats will also do Ji? Can't you? The one you became so beautiful, isn't this one that looks good to me ..."
"Who said it was not good?" Suchi's eyes were slightly curved, and the warm wind of the early summer blew in from the heavy curtain, blowing a veil of light.
A soft kiss, the dragonfly fell on the tip of Xia Rong's head like a bit of water.
"Cute is crying, do you know?"